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obsessed-bug · 2 years

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Hey ya’ll, since I’ve been pumping out content for the past few days I thought about doing something fun for the meantime to let myself relax a little…

A Punch Out Wii!! Ranking Tier List (By Attractiveness)

This isn't my original idea. I forget the persons name, but I found someone on Tumblr who started this whenever long ago. But anyway let’s get this show onto the road!(I'm excluding Little Mac out of this one since he's a minor).

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13# Aran Ryan (Rat Fucker)

Yeah y'all can come at me for this one. I get the appeal, I mean, some of the memes are hilarious, and I do love his crack head personality, but I’ve never been into rat guys either. Aran used to be my number one, but you know, your type simply changes as you age.

12# Bald Bull

Ah... well. First off this guy scares me, but I bet he's a nice guy if I got to know him, and yeah I just don't feel too much attraction toward this character.

11# The Ref

Seems chill. I feel bad that he had to deal with the boxers abusing him. 💀

10# King Hippo

I may not find King Hippo attractive in that way, but I still love this guy either way. He probably knows how to cook and shit. I headcanon him being actually very intelligent too. 🤔

9# Von Kaiser

Eh, he's kinda mid for me. I like him as a character. For looks he's got it going for him, but it ain't for me dag.

8# Soda Popinski

He's got an impressive moustache I'll tell you what, and I like his voice (at this point I can just say I love all the boxers voices ngl). I headcanon he’s actually drinking gingeraile, and I totally vibe with that fr.

7# Doc Louis

"DODGE-" *Punches Little Mac into the 4th and 12th dimension*.

"That's what I taught you."

(If you know you know)

No but fr though, I’d love to have Doc as a trainer. Seems like a very wise man. He’s alright all around tbh. I don’t find him hot at all though.

6# Bear Hugger

I ain't into Dad types personally. Personality and humour wise is what I love about Bear, but not so much with looks, yet he's letting them titties out like it's nobody's business. 😩

5# Piston Hondo

Oh lawd let me tell ya’ll. First Shadowsan from Carmen Sandeigo (2019), now Piston. I can’t catch a break from these fine, attractive ass Japanese men.

Piston seems to be like me in a way actually, but other then that he seems chill outside of fighting, plus he loves manga and tea? Hell yeah to the fuck yeah.

6# Great Tiger

Out of all the boxers (aside from Don Flamenco), Great Tiger causes me to feel those ASMR tingles, like bro it’s insane. He’s got everything going on for him tbh, and is he’s very attractive to me for many other reasons.

5# Mr Sandman

Uh yeah, he’s an obvious automatic fine in my book. The guy is obviously intimidating (since I’m only average height, ya’ll can imagine the height difference), but I feel like he’s tough on the outside and sweet in the inside type of guy.

4# Disco Kid

Who wouldn't love this funky man? Super cheerful and positive. He's someone I'd want to be around 24/7 tbh. I don't see Kid as hot though despite him being actually around my age. He’s just an absolute cutie in my eyes.

3# Super Macho Man

I never used to like Macho at all I don’t know what happened honestly.

Do I even need to say anything? This guy’s got the pecs, the ass, the ultimate butt chin. He's a pretentious douce that I see as a cheater really, but fuck I can't help but love this jackass.

And I mean, this mother fucker says BOGUS, and I myself like saying it, but the way he says it gets me cackling every time.

2# Don Flamenco

THE BACK ARCH ON THE CHARACTER ART, HIS SWEET VOICE, THE SARCASM, EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS FINE AIGHT?-

DO I NEED TO GO ON ABOUT HOW FUCKING FINE HE IS EVEN WITH THE RECEDING HAIR LINE???

1# Glass Joe

So I realized something about myself after many years. I'm into gingers who are skinny but are tone. I blame Joe for this tbh lmfao. It all started with him, this cute man I somehow am still attracted to. His voice is really soothing too like damn, and somehow I find this man cute but hot. Idk anymore I'm done I don't need to explain anymore-

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