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juminsmysticmc · 4 years

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I'm that anon with the cutting request. It's ok that you don't want to write it I understand that like you said it's a really sensitiv topic😊 Can I have a Headcanon with the RFA+Minor Duo who play Shooter Games like Borderlands, Bioshock or Games like that together with MC who loves this kind of Games and is really good at it insted?

RFA + Minor Duo with a Mc who likes and plays shooting games and is good at them

Okay babe! Here you are! Sry for the long wait, I also had to watch some videos on YouTuber since I’m not a gamer, lol! I hope you enjoy it!

Jumin

,,Oh oh oh oh oh!’’ you suddenly cursed as loud noises were heard.

Jumin Han just came home and rushed into the living room where he heard your voice.

He was a bit scared of what he would find there. There were loud noises, but all he found was you playing a game.

It was winter apparently, and you seemed to run.

,,Are those little dragons?’’ he suddenly asked you, making you shriek and look up at him.

,,Oh dear, Jumin, you scared me!’’ you giggled and kissed him.

,,Welcome home, husband. I’m sorry that I didn’t welcome you,’’ you told him and hugged him.

The game was on pause and somehow Jumin wanted to know what you were doing.

And so, just a few minutes later the both of you sat in front of the device while you began to explain what the game was about.

,,Like, basically you fight against different enemies and gather different things until you get a key to open the -’’ suddenly you stopped.

,,Actually no, let’s just play. I don’t want to spoil it for you,’’ you laughed and made him play.

At first it was pretty hard for your husband, but you also got to laugh a lot, making him grin too.

,,Woah, I never thought that we wouldn’t win something, but we have to play the second game to see what we really are fighting for. That’s a good marketing technique…’’ he mumbled.

You nodded.

,,It is and I think that they were also pretty good at it,’’ you nodded and showed him all the games you owned.

,,Let’s have a game night, Jumin!’’ you tapped him and began to play once again.

Zen

,,You’re a gamer?’’ Zen asked you when you begged him to enter GameStop.

You nodded and looked at their latest games.

,,I love shooting games and I’m good at them. I know everything, Borderlands, Bioshock, Call of Duty. Hell, there are so many games!’’ you laughed and looked at him.

,,I don’t believe you. How can a girl be good at such violent games?’’ Zen asked you, making you fired up.

The both of you spend the whole night playing together and really - you were always the winner.

You even showed him some new tricks and taught him how to play different games.

,,Oh babe, I never thought that you could be so good at them. I mean, I’m baffled!’’ he laughed as he looked at the ranks.

You nodded and clapped on your shoulders, turning off the TV and kissing Zen.

With your hands you signed a gun.

,,Hands up and promise me that we will play every weekend so that you can become better or you’ll embarrass me when I make you meet my friends!’’ you laughed and kissed Zen, who was now kind of scared of your environment.

Yoosung

,,What is my husband doing?’’ you asked him as you looked over his shoulder, seeing that he was playing LOLOL.

,,Mhh… you still play it?’’ you asked him and got a nod.

,,I need to teach you one day. It’s such an amazing game!’’ he happily told you, making you shake your head.

,,Everyone has a different taste but,’’ you began ,,I know games which make you fall in their abyss even more than LOLOL,’’

Well, this was something that your husband just couldn’t believe and so the both of you made a bet and began to play all the games you knew.

However, you won and ended up playing three hours with him in some shooting games.

You were pretty good at them and Yoosung wondered what you were doing all your life.

,,I think I know now why you always defended me and supported me,’’ he began as he paused the game to brew you some coffee and take out some Honey Buddha Chips you stole from Seven.

,,Yeah, because we’re the same. You don’t wanna know how many lessons I missed,’’ you laughed and began to explain to him how to play Devil May Cry, turning on your PS4 and grinning like crazy at him.

Jaehee

,,Oh, I don’t think that these kinds of games are my taste,’’ Jaehee honestly told you.

The young brown haired woman was still hesitant and looked at the console as you tried to pressure her into playing.

,,Killzone: Shadow Fall, old but gold,’’ you told Jaehee, wetting your lips as you put the DVD into the device.

,,Shouldn’t we watch Zen’s DVD instead?’’ she asked you.

,,Shooting games really aren’t something for me. I don't like the violence in there,’’ she told you.

You nodded and then made a good deal.

,,Let’s play one round. If you hate it so much, we will watch two DVDs, but f you like the first round, we’ll play a second one and watch only one DVD, okay?’’ you asked her.

Indeed, Jaehee found it rather interesting.

Yes, there was a lot of blood and it seemed a bit...odd, but she did want to play a second round.

The two of you, however, didn’t stop at the second round, but instead spent more hours playing the game.

You were so good at it that Jaehee just couldn’t stop observing you.

And besides, her fingertips were itching to play too, and so you spent way more time than you actually planned in front of the TV.

Saeyoung

,,OH MY GOSH!’’ you suddenly whined.

,,Mh?’’ Saeyoung asked you as he worriedly looked at you.

,,I can’t play Counter-Strike: Global Offensive anymore!’’ you whined louder.

,,I always knew that you weren’t an innocent lady like everyone said,’’ your fiancé chuckled and began to type something on the computer.

Half an hour later, he finally told you that you could play again.

,,You really hacked the server?’’ you asked him. However, before he could even answer, you were already deep in your game, not looking to him anymore and instead shooting down your enemies.

,,Holy cow, babe, I’m scared of you…’’ he laughed when he saw how good you actually were.

You happily grinned since you thought that Saeyoung was joking, but the truth was that you were really amazing.

,,Your opinion on Destiny 2?’’ he suddenly asked you.

,,Mhhh…’’ you mumbled and shook your head.

,,So many problems. They didn’t reset the trials and now we have Loot-Problems,’’ you sighed.

Saeyoung nodded as he followed you.

,,So my 606 is a gamer. I like you even more now,’’ he laughed and kissed you.

Afterwards, he played with you and noticed that you were much better than you seemed.

Saeran

Your boyfriend looked away as you shot down another enemy.

,,I don’t like it,’’ he whispered and made you look at him.

,,I’m sorry, Saeran,’’ you apologetically smiled.

You felt guilty since you really loved shooting games.

However, over the years, Saeran got used to the games you played, to the noises of the guns, screams from characters, and to the sounds of the characters walking through the forest.

And at some point, he even tried to play it too.

However, even though you were a really good player, you were pretty bad at explaining.

But at least it was always pretty easy to decide on a present for you.

Weekends like these were always the best.

The two of you on the couch, the console in your hands, and you guys playing together to shoot down enemies.

,,We’re a dream team!’’ you laughed and kissed him.

,,We will always be,’’ he nodded and kept shooting down another figure.

Jihyun

Since Jihyun’s eyesight wasn’t the best yet, you tried to hold back.

But there weren't many times when the both of you could play.

Even though you were a big fan of violent and loud shooting games, you were still a mother.

And so you wanted to protect your daughter Lucy.

But you still played a lot and you were still the best between the both of you.

,,Hahaha, you still can’t achieve that level,’’ you teased him.

You still remembered when you first confessed that you liked to play these kinds of games.

Jihyun didn’t really like it since there was a lot of violence and triggers.

But by now he noticed that as long the both of you kept playing with limits, playing was okay.

And he actually enjoyed going to conventions with you and Yoosung, shooting pictures of all the new contacts you guys made and then returning home.

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narendur · 4 years

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Sometimes I wish my dreams were less intense

I had this long-ass dream last night (below cut. Contains dystopia, zombies, action stuff, AI, a throuple, and a happy ending).

A dude guy is dissatisfied and spends a lot of time chatting with his house manager AI. One day a lady smashes thru his dining room window. She collapses with relief at escaping the copbots and they end up chatting, she politely asks to use the shower quick.

He wrestles with calling the cops on her and heavily talks to HM about it; decides not to just as she comes out of bathroom - she overhears and is snarky but grateful. HM clarifies that he is only partly connected to uplink, has made things private to protect dude guy’s conversations, as HM is doing more than he should by program. Lady is safe. She is v grateful about that.

They continue to hang out sometimes (particularly after missions lol) and have like, tea and stuff. She is really cagey about where she works. Reveals last name (‘work and lineage’ name) and he is baffled - she explains it’s just a cultural thing. He asks which one he should call her and she laughs.

One day she’s got a weird look in her eyes and asks if he’d like to meet her boss. He says yes, and they make arrangements for the boss to come over. Boss (Madame(?)) comes over, they make tea. Dude guy tries to cook for the first time, makes plain lentils (which he dislikes) and soggy pasta. Just as ladies are about to show him how to make better food, HM alerts them the police are closing in.

They leave real quick, thru the living room window. Dude guy grabs his target practice bb gun. They’re on a skyscraper - use the plastic window curtain to stretch down to the road. At this point 2 drones come around side of room and they start running. Lady and HM are giving dude guy pointers on how to dodge shadow to shadow, but he’s kind of just running flatfooted down the middle of the street.

When they run into a zombie, lady says, “they can be useful diversions, but if they get close to you just kill 'em.” Then she stabs the crap out of its head with a dagger. Dude guy is upset about this because, “there are zombies!?!?!?!” She kinda ignores him and continues to run, as they’re still pursued by 2 drones.

HM talks to dude guy in his head, negotiate control of gun arm. Grabs gun aims back and shoots the small, pellet bullet - one of the drones goes down. He shoots the other down as more zombies appear and Lady angles towards the fire escape stairs of a building (shorter in this area). HM holsters gun and they run up the stairs to the roof.

Here Lady explains that the zombies are the result of a major factory accident nearly a century ago - legend says there are still people working there, but the sprawling, smoking machine doesn’t seem to do much but pollute now. Dude asks why he’s never seen or heard of this before; she explains that all windows in the inner city district are designed to show a pleasant glamour when aimed that way, and if he never really left the system available to him it’s not surprising he never saw it. He’s a bit cowed.

She then produces two grappling guns and asks if he knows how to use them - he says no. HM tells him that he knows how to use them, and that the drones will be sweeping out from their last known location, not far back. HM asks for full control of the body for the duration of the chase. Panicky, dude guy assents, starting to explain to Lady when HM takes over. HM quickly explains he factory reset the apartment when they left and jumped to dude guy’s tracking implant, disarming the tracker. Lady sighs with relief and hands over a grappling gun.

They fly rooftop to rooftop to nearly the edge of the city. Behind them, the drone sweepers fully lose their trail, just sweeping in slowly larger and larger circles. HM nods to Lady and steps back from body control. Dude guy is surprised by the electric-y shield wall they are facing, and looking back sees it is a massive dome, enclosing the inner city, outer city, and factory. “Has this always been here? What’s it keeping out?” Lady shakes head and produces a small device (studfinder shaped?), and says, “not out, in.” Then holds device up toward wall and 'scifi noise’ wall opens a hole in it.

“This will alert the system, we need to get through now. Come on!” She shoots grappling hook through hole and grabs him, saying, “hold on!!!” He clings to her waist.

They sail thru and the breach closes behind them. We are met with a significantly greener city - still apartment buildings and streets, but mostly smaller, and no where near as gritty as the city inside the dome. One large skyscraper rises above the others - the lady points it out; “Thats my work. We should head there. They’ll be able to help get you dechipped and set up with somewhere to stay and stuff. Also then we can finish tea with the Madame.”

They drop down to the street, (“Aren’t there zombies here???” “No silly, that’s what the wall is for.”) and walk through a neighborhood to the skyscraper.

Arrive at skyscraper, lady takes him to receptionist and helps him fill out the forms; name, age, etc. They also explain to the attendant that there is an AI identity on his microchip right now and that if possible they’d like to provide a stable body for HM. Attendant says she’ll see what she can do. Lady says she needs to go get out of her work stuff and cleaned up and she’ll be back.

Dude is nervous in waiting room - HM soothes him. They go in for surgery before the lady arrives - he gets a quick check up and put into the healthcare system, and then it’s a very simple quick procedure, with only a local analgesic and some tweezers under the skin on the back of his neck. They wipe the chip down and wrap it up, telling him to take good care of it.

Lady is waiting outside, says that the attendant came by while he was in surgery and left a note saying where to take the chip, and also a packet with info about food and housing. She says she scheduled tea with the madame in a few weeks, and they have a place ready for him if he wants a basic income apartment, or he can browse work options if he wants. He says he’s a bit overwhelmed, and that he just wants to lie down and get his buddy out of the microchip pls and thanks. Ok she says.

They head out into the afternoon daylight, and walk down the street to a tinkerer’s shop, where she pays some money and they offer over the chip - the gal says she’s been working on a body for HM all morning and that she thinks she should be done by evening, especially with what the company is paying haha. Dude guy is protective and anxious about his buddy and kind of wants to stay, but Gal says she can send HM over to his new apartment and Lady points out that they’ll just be anxiously sitting around, and reassures that Gal will be careful. Lady and Dude leave while Gal croons motheringly over the chip.

Lady and dude go for dinner and chat, enjoying the atmosphere of a small, family owned restaurant. He tries some new food and really enjoys it, asks politely for recipe. Gets it ^_^ romantic overtones.

They head to his new apartment on foot, she hands over his key and stuff and they find it’s a similar layout as his old one, but there’ a window in the kitchen where the door was and the door is now in the living room. A noise sounds from the dining room; lady sits down while dude goes to investigate; HM is there! With a body! Reading a brochure. Sitting on the floor cuz there’s no furniture. Dude and HM embrace, and they montage outfit the house together. Romantic overtones. HM helps dude cook recipe from restaurant (food and furniture delivered). Lady swings by to help sometimes. Montage ends with the three of them seated, eating meal dude cooked. He looks happier.

They chat - it’s been a couple weeks, she’s been on jobs and such lately and v busy. Mentions they’ve got tea plans tomorrow, asks if they’re cool if she crashes on their couch for old time’s sake. Dude jokes that if she stays over any more often she’ll just be living there lol. She wiggles her eyebrows with a mouthful of food but convo moves on.

They go for tea after brekkie. They talk about art and hobbies and stuff, then the madame mentions that she could probably help him look for a job if he wants to make a bit more spending money than min. income allows; would allow purchase of different house, etc. Dude says he’ll think about it; takes some pamphlets and stuff on how to job search.

Lady, dude and HM go back to dude’s apartment, walking romantically three abreast through the nearby park. They stop at a food truck for dinner, and eat on a nearby bench watching the ducks. They arrive home in the evening.

Lady goes to bed, we see HM and Dude stay up a bit at the computer, and see him apply for a job as a cook (wage is $12.50/h!) before bed.

When lady leaves for work the next morning, she kisses Dude. We pan back and see HM raise a hand to his lips in the hallway, hesitate, then head forward and gently rest his hand on dude’s waist. Dude happily leans into him.

Song with notable lyric “I was made for loving you” plays.

Fin.

#I had to type this shit up to go back to sleep #cinematic lucid dreaming #yes they are a poly throuple at the end #sometimes a family is a badass lady who kills chemical zombos for a living #an ex dude-bro who is discovering a love of cooking and sunlight #and an AI who is figuring out living and learning to play music #and eats his bf's cooking because it tastes good #dream #long post #lmao sorry y'all it's a long boi #Also thank fuck I figured out how to do a cut #fuck tumblr and the fact I don't get the text editor popup thingy #guh

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unicornmagic · 6 years

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TLJ

Spoilers ho.

I realize this is Star Wars, not Star Peaces...but in theory there've been thousands of years in which the Jedi Order wasn't in the tormented throes of annihilation/rebirth, and I came out of this film feeling slightly desperate to see that on screen. Because like @belldreams I'm pretty done with this endless cycle of implosion/restart/implosion--it's wearing me out. Yet one gets no sense that the film franchise will ever offer a vision of something different and more sustainable, not least because that'd mean breaking out of established (proven cash cow) parameters. On a related note, could everybody in this universe maybe just...read some Le Guin and/or some actual Taoist and Buddhist philosophy, and try to chill the fuck out about duality? Christ on a cracker

I still love Rey, and still have zero fucks to give about Kylo and his conflicted fuckwit soul. In fairness, I never had any fucks to give about Anakin, either, but at least Anakin had some slightly better excuses for becoming a mass murderer. (NB: There are no actual excuses for this.) The thing is, I know a lot of other viewers did give fucks about Anakin, and I can see why one would, so I don't regard it as a failing of the first six films that I personally didn’t give a crap. In the case of Kylo, tho? Why does anyone care idgi. Is one even really supposed to care? p.s. Why have the films been so silent on the Kylo-Leia mother-son relationship? Because no one can shut up about daddy issues, ever? Were they saving the mommy issues for the big finale 3rd movie, and now they're fucked because Carrie Fisher died? Forget about Luke, I wanted to see this miserable little shit brought face to face with Mom--our beloved space princess--to see whether he’d murder her, too.

As for Reylo: I see the yin/yang imagery, the attraction of opposites, the metaphorical sex dungeon throne room with red spilling everywhere, yadda yadda--and of course fans can and will ship whatever they want. But if romantic Reylo is endgame in this trilogy, then pls just shoot my inner child in the head with a blaster now. My inner six-year-old is not prepared to accept that her (long-awaited girl Jedi!) hero's destined romantic partner--as opposed to Dark counterpart--is a megalomaniacal patricidal mass-murdering mind-raping fuckwit bully, whose """redemption""" is Rey's fated responsibility. (Maybe it was cute in the Victorian era for women to civilize and humanize monstrous men, and I enjoy some good old-fashioned Beauty and the Beast-style Stockholm Syndrome as much as anybody...but NOT HERE, NOT NOW.) Thank gawd Rey fails at bringing Kylo around in TLJ, since that at least suggests--rightly so--that it's Kylo's own damned job to stop being a shitstain.

In light of SW precedent, I suppose it's inevitable that Kylo will get spiritually """redeemed""" somehow in part 3--blargh, fine, whatever--but if he survives rather than getting redeemed in death like his idol Grandpa Vader, then he better wind up in a nice Republic prison for murdering a whole lotta people including his dad. Or idk, maybe dump him on Ahch-To, let him eat Porg (HE WOULD) and be trolled by the ghost of Uncle Luke forever. Because redemption is nice, but so is fucking J U S T I C E #2017 mood

Random asides follow. XD

Things I Liked:

The unsubtle animal welfare agenda

That the film promptly showed us exactly what Luke was eating on that island, because I was worried about that

Luke giving his Force-projection self a stylin' black cloak for the big showdown lmao

That Rey is afraid--her fear is translucent--and yet she doesn't lose her shit due to fear, unlike every Skywalker male ever

Things That Continue To Drive Me Bugfucking Nuts:

PEOPLE EXPERTLY WIELDING LIGHTSABERS DESPITE HAVING ALMOST ZERO TRAINING IN THEIR USE

#tlj #tlj spoilers #the last jedi spoilers #star wars

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