#reeeeally funny

[space-owl]

HmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM... Funny how Topher keeps pointing out he is... "straight"

#funny. #reeeeally funny #topher bus #clone high #clone high spoilers #personal post

[shootinwebs]

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i feel like one big problem with radiostatic would be their libidos totally not matching up. like alastor doesn't feel like having sex that often, but vox is so down bad that he gets hella hard when he and alastor are just making out and alastor makes those lil moans (or literally just breathes), and then vox's ass is banished to sleeping on the fucking couch like "i bet you're wondering how i got in this situation"

#i like to think they could work it out somehow but #one would hope that vox is reeeeally into edging lmfao #hazbin hotel #hazbin funnies #radiostatic #alastor hazbin #vox hazbin #shipping

[bestworstcase]

i just think it is very funny that the fanon characterization of salem includes both ‘terrifyingly skilled manipulator’ and ‘ does not comprehend basic emotional drives, such as love’—pick one.

in particular i’m thinking about the common reading of salem’s choices immediately before hazel punches her—that she really does just decide in a fit of pique to torture emerald and tells hazel as much because, i suppose, she arrogantly presumes he would never turn against her. always from the same people who turn around to style this character as an emotional puppetmaster effortlessly pulling everyone’s strings… except when plot convenience demands otherwise, apparently

she uses emerald to discipline hazel in 6.4—he lies to her to shield em from any retribution for their failure, salem pins him to the ground and wrings the truth out of emerald. salem knows damn well that hazel is willing to disobey her for emerald’s sake. she knows his fear of her is surpassed by his love for this girl. she intimidates emerald—and then does not actually hurt her—to make a point to hazel.

emerald fools salem by making oscar look like hazel, and salem’s reaction implies that she’s a tad surprised to find him out and about—“ah, hazel! have you gotten what we need yet?”—meaning salem would have expected hazel to be interrogating oscar. minutes later, she discovers that the lamp is missing and oscar has almost escaped with emerald’s assistance. and the lamp disappeared around the same time. so, think about this from salem’s perspective for a moment:

how did oscar leave his cell undetected?

and if emerald didn’t take the lamp, who did?

salem can tell emerald isn’t lying to her about the lamp. the confusion is genuine, and the terror when salem repeats the question is also genuine; salem drops the magic and turns away from her instead of trying to squeeze blood from that stone. from this moment onward, salem knows there are two traitors: emerald, and whoever took the lamp.

the only other people on monstra right now are hazel and neopolitan. given that salem caught emerald trying to sneak oscar out, and given that she knows how close emerald is to hazel—and how protective of em hazel is—who do you think she is most likely to suspect as the accomplice?

“ah, hazel. i found our guests—this one was helping him. take the boy back to his chamber; i have work to do with this one.”

if you read salem as a master manipulator—or if you, like me, read salem as a person with a solid grasp on the human psyche even if she lacks the social dexterity to be anything better than mediocre at manipulating people—there’s… kind of only one conclusion to draw here. she’s not an idiot. she knows how much hazel cares about emerald. she knows someone—not emerald or oscar—swiped the lamp. she knows hazel was not where she expected him to be when oscar was let out of his cell, apparently by hazel’s surrogate sister. hazel conveniently wandered out to the docks where she just caught emerald trying to escape with oscar and a bunch of kids. she turns to hazel and says loudly: look, your proxy sister is a traitor! i am going to hurt her now! before turning her back on hazel and leaning in reeeeal close with magic crackling around her hands HOW DO YOU THINK SHE EXPECTED HIM TO REACT? lmao

and then he punches her and the first thing she does is unbind all her hostages.

like. hello

#it’s just so funny #she plays him like a fiddle #and also the fandom apparently #fr rewatch 8.9 sometime and reeeeally think about what salem does at every point #after yang says ‘summer rose. my MOM.’ #bc this one scene is why i’m dead certain summer is alive and well and freely chose to join salem—it’s the only read that #makes sense of why salem Does This

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

If there is at least one thing I can credit FE for doing better than Tales in localization, it's not trying to actively go out of their way for an entire game to avoid subtext or direct text between two men that is romantic or implied romantic. Funny when it's so present that the attempt doesn't even work; infuriating that it was attempted to begin with.

So as much as I often have issues with some of FE's localizations, at least they have a leg up on loc Tales for that.

#DCB Comments #imagine changing entire sentences and vocal tones just to try to avoid it #if anything I'd say at least in FE the locs just... keep what's there like #they could've toned Soren and Houses Yuri down and they didn't. they just kept their lines or in some cases #especially with Houses Yuri I'd say leaned into them #have to specify bc Houses Yuri got to keep his bi agenda. Vesperia Yuri had the unfortunate issue of #the loc not wanting to keep his gay and trying reeeeally hard to avoid it #including altering entire sentences to avoid any woe is them misunderstandings about men having feelings for each other #meanwhile Houses Yuri is free to call men cute and lo and behold everyone loved that for him #they removed and altered a LOT of Vesperia Yuri's personality traits #(including any ability to express real sadness or fear bc woe is them if he's not a cool edgy man) #but they also really changed his tone toward Flynn PLUS some of what they say to each other #and twisted it to make it sound like Yuri was either angry or wasn't actually emotional abt him #forget the way they brought Grant George in for the DE release and made him sound just completely DEAD with zero personality #like. I can tolerate playing Houses dubbed despite my gripes with it (story based stuff) #it didn't feel like they were trying to alter LBGT+ aspects and they even for some rly leaned into it #basically if you haven't played Vesperia Yuri is... really gay coded. the loc pretended not to notice #in fact he's queer + gay coded bc and doesn't fit male gender norms and the gacha games LOVE that with his hair/outfits #Rays mind you is JP only bc it was shut down very quickly in the west and Vesp Yuri's story in Rays is uh #basically it centers around Flynn he loses his shit to protect Flynn and they do the usual like #don't-admit-it's-gay-outright in fictional media by using the ''Yuri's important person'' shtick #but he activates a special power in the middle of utterly raging to get Flynn back from their enemies #funny thing? that game never made it to that arc. I was told in about five months the western ver would've gotten that #but in some way I'm glad it didn't bc who knows how they would've tried to spin that #It's BAFFLING to me how you can get characters in Tales like JAY but the locs shake in their boots at the idea of queer gays #but given how allergic fictional media is to admitting a male character is gay -gestures to Ike and Vesp Yuri- #I'm not surprised I'm just actually angry that the locs try to censor homosexual relationships as much as possible even when they barely ca #if anyone does know Vesp Yuri and is confused on why I'm calling him gay coded despite what the dub did with Judith feel free to ask #bc I do ship them a little bit myself! but I just recognize that canon wise I really can't see him as anything but gay-demiromantic #but again at least FE locs don't shake in their boots anymore abt same sex pairs including men (side eyes Lucius/Raven)

[soldez]

if i for real actually made my own tmnt timeline and my own versions of the characters and shared bits and pieces of it would anyone actually have any interest whatsoever or am i stuck just pacing my room talking to myself like a sicko. this bare bones plot outline is 20 pages long already and im not even halfway done.

#tmnt #it's like. more existential than i intended for it to be #it draws upon my favorite natural science phenomena for horror inspo but theyre all kind of unintentionally connected by this theme of like #the universe's utter lack of regard for the constraints humanity attempts to define it by #how small and dumb we all are. idk it's been driving me nuts #this is why i havent been posting art lately btw because I've been drawing concepts for this that require a lot of background context #which is still only inside my head #the other thing is that it's reeeeally catered hyperspecifically to me like it's sort of funny at times but it's not like #what people generally expect of my art and comics like it's pretty fucked up #having these overly ambitious projects and no one to share them with who cares just makes me feel really lonely

[vaugarde]

the image of various scenes with TR crossdressing with the caption “team rocket, destroying gender roles since 1997” has done so much damage to pokemon community and even more damage to the people who haven’t watched anipoke in years and hail them the best queer rep ever from vague memories from their childhood alone

FOR REAL TBH like truly just ignoring that all of those scenes are intended to mock them.

ik its not a big deal its just a pole that i wasnt even following, but something that annoyed me specifically with the one poll was when jessie was against lillie and everyone was like "OMG VOTE JESSIE BC ITS PRIDE MONTH SO YOU HAVE TO OR YOU HATE THE GAYS!!!!!" when like... im sorry lillie has more genuine lgbt hinting than jessie does sldjfslkdfjslkd.

like sure its not the biggest thing ever but one of these characters was pouring their heart out to a girl in the rain about how important she is to her and how much she depends on her while a rainbow comes out, has an arc about breaking out of the strict roles her mother forced her into, and literally gets an RGU reference in the anime and a deeply devoted "best friend", and its not jessie. sure none of that is exactly explicit groundbreaking stuff and i personally wouldnt say youre meant to see lillie as bi, but its more than what jessie's got

#tbh tho ive been watching the earlier pokemon movies in my server and while their role is minimal obviously #i do think i havent been giving enough credit to gens 1-3 TR and kinda gen 4 TR #bc they are genuinely really funny in those first few seasons #i think im just lost in bw/xy/jn hell where they were just EXTREMELY tedious and unfunny #i think part of it is that they stop caring about their little quirks and backstories come gen 5 #and never remembered it again outside of sm #(and even then james's backstory ik is sorta played for laughs? halfway? kinda? #like his abuse is sorta framed as ''HA HA hes getting beaten up by a WOMAN'') #but like james's collection is barely brought up during that era #i also have some issues with how they are in dp bc theyve got both good and bad episodes there. leaning towards bad #and im reeeeally not a fan of how they characterize jessie in comparison to the guys #but idk. genuine thing does anything actually really post abt post dp TR #besides obviously the super dedicated fans and SM (which they are good in ill completely admit to that) #theres like.... two scenes of JN going around and one of them is a bit thats unrelated to them and couldve gone to someone else #mail #d0vegum #btw LOVE the yellowfang setup. lesbian yellowfang real

[goldheartedsky]

Thinking about actually writing this fic knowing it's gonna piss sooooooooooooooooo many people off is really like—

#I shouldn't do it but I might but I reeeeally shouldn't but it'd be funny #so I might

[slimeciclecock]

Forgive me for the person I'll become when Missa releases all his new music <- delusional

#been on a missa kick lately which I've never really shared #been getting reeeeally into some of his music and lowkey getting a crush on him 😳🥰 #and like. who cares if its been a month or smth. im still very obsessed with that stream he did where he showed off music he was working on #like his voice is insanely good and im going crazy like. to this day i still dont know if he plans to release all that or if that was just- #-scrapped music. with how excited he was when showing music i dont think its scrapped? but idk #dont wanna get my hopes up but. gah #also im just gonna come right out and say it. missa sinfonia is fucking hot as hell #he's so insanely hot and attractive and the music makes him hotter and he's so funny and grhgrgjfrh #ive been a little bit a lot obsessed lately. oh my god how are you so damn attractive #ive kinda told myself that if i ever get a partner the first thing i would do is show him missa and make them fall for him like i did #he's like. handsome like a guy from my culture. does that make sense #missa sinfonia has malay guy swag #i think i can say that here yeah. ive spoken my mother tongue language here #sorry im reaching he just reminds me of someone irl. but also. missa is hot asf i need someone to shake hands with me #frickin. schoolgirl crush on a funny mexican youtuber #ive watched more missa videos than i thought i would and its embarrassing how giddy i would get watching like #i am in my 20s but i am resting my chin on my hand like 🥰 #brother I've fallen someone pull me back up i cant do this today

[one-sexy-fucking-toucan]

I think this is one of the funniest scenes in the whole game actually

#The Toucan Squawks #lil gator game #Play it play it play it you reeeeally want to play it #It's so funny actually

[sgt-celestial]

sitting at the kitchen table doing fuckall rn might do my makeup for fun in my tiny handheld mirror. should i

#i did it yesterday to test if my old makeup still works (it does) but these days i reeeeally struggle with makeup. in the sense that im fina #lly pretty settled with my whole gender situation AND ive come to realise the Horrors of the beauty industry and stuff so im kind of . well #im not sure on the english word for it but its whatever Peleada is in english. quarreled i guess with doing my makeup #cuz i used to do it every day for college but then i stopped and realised how pressured i felt into not going out makeupless. but now its #really funny cuz i NEVER wear it so my friends arent used to seeing me with it on #so i guess i see it as more of an add-on now as opposed to a mask or something. idk IDK!!!!! but im still coming to terms with my whole #masc status so hmmm. save me 60s 70s drag #like i want it to be a drag act but no matter what people will STILL see me as a girl. makeup or no makeup. masc or femme its like i will #never escape from that :/ #emi's meandering jotts #wellll im gonna do it anyway whatever. i dont want my makeup to go bad and waste away so! considering this a use-up event #im not gonna wear it out anyway sooo ^_^ #sorry for the huge spiel. its just me thinking out loud to be honest

[risingsunresistance]

sharing solely because i want attention 👍 jhdkfj

was gonna stay on priv but im bored and the dash is dead. poking you with a stick cmon do something

#you know that trope of a character walking by (usually fully nude) and conviniently placed objects keep popping into frame? #yeah imagine that here. but for like the ENTIRE dragon fight #priv #this isnt going in any other tags i'll just let it get lost to time #checking this post like 20 times to make sure i selected nonrebloggable JDHDJH #dude speaking of that trope i reeeeally wanted to make an ''animation'' for the. the beach episode #that used that over and over bc i thought it would be really funny #i still think it would be funny but #i cant bring myself to draw him without pants. it wont happen. i dont have the willpower +*[+%=*]+]+ #but the beach episode clip is so funny jhddh

[tracfone]

8) Crackships, you say...

Okay so I answered this one already BUT. This isn't even really a crack ship because it ACTUALLY HAPPENED but clapdos is funny as like, exes, which is also canon (to poker night 2, at least). Glados and claptrap are like Jessica and Roger rabbit without the whole being madly in love thing--i just think glados thinks he's a funny little guy. But claptrap isn't down with her whole testing thing which by the way she is programmed to actually need to do, so she ditches him lol. I don't think they're good for each other though ultimately

I like to think about this stupid funny hypothetical scenario where glados is inviting a ✨ new test subject ✨ over and needs him to be on his best (turret mimicking) behavior and he goes "babe I'm starting to think you love testing more than me 🥺" and glados goes "shh be quiet she's coming in--omg hiiiiii long time no see [💛]" and chell appears in the elevator and is just. So amused glados is with this tiny little chatty robot. Maybe she goes along with testing just because she thinks it's funny to see him get jealous

#the pool of ships im crazy about in this fandom is itty bitty but i enjoy a lot of others in a #'i dont reeeeally ship this but i can think of a dozen funny scenes for them'

[githik]

tumblr informed me that some good old man yaoi is good omens

sigh fine i'll watch it...

#theres also an old woman yuri manga i reeeeally wanna read #its so cute #i have very interesting opinions today #also yaoi and yuri are like so funny to me #am i joking? am i serious? who knows? certainly not me

[shakestheclown]

my most unrealistic bet for danny's halloween stuff is that his 80s throwback posts on insta are foreshadowing for some kind of boingo reunion during the shows #kerryhatch

#like do i REEEEALLY think this? no #but for a guy who's gone out of his way to never mention obfm to make a random ass post and tag his former bandmates #thus acknowledging their existence for the first time in years... it makes me wonder! i cant lie! #& for the record if this does somehow happen i dont think kerry will be involved its just so funny he said that. hashtag kerryhatch to u too #i actually dont even know if that man is alive. is he

[serdtse]

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#the family tree is so funny thus far #like a couple with the most slavic names like praskovya and ivan naming their children herman and luisa is so funny to me #and this is in the far away villages right after the revolution #also cant help thinking that if someone in the future will be looking me up and find documents that dont even state my nationality lmao #here you still put the nationality on your birth certificate and my parents just decided to simply put a dash #anyway i reeeeally want to get into archives but for that i would need to go to god forbid siberia so no. i will contact them though #per email

[therealnoodleman]

I hope sap isn’t still upset abt yesterday :( I just wanna have a nice dinner w everyone

#I’ll even try not 2 start fights! #unless they’d be reeeeally funny