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perplexedhare · 18 hours
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Record of Ragnarok : Early designs
Brunhilde and Goll
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Zeus and Shiva
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Aphrodite and Odin
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Thor, God of Thunder
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 23 hours
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Put up for Adoption
Reader: *walking by kitchen, seeing Nikola mixing chemicals* Brunnhilde said if you blow up the kitchen again, she's putting you up for adoption.
Nikola: Nonsense! I would never blow up the kitchen again- oops...
Reader: *diving out of the way as kitchen explodes*
Reader: *quickly rushing from area*
Brunnhilde: Who blew up the kitchen?!
Nikola: *singed and smoking, running after Reader*
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luxthestrange · 3 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#165 The Tea-
Heracles: If you put Y/n and Uncle Poseidon in a room together, who will come out crying first?
Brunhilde: The room
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44ryder · 10 months
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Ror characters I think would be great at ✨giving✨
Buddha
Hands down. With his love for food, ya know he would definitely wanna taste you all the time for like an hour at least and make you cum multiple times and then clean up the mess himself *wink wink* and the fun doesn’t stop there, you two always have sex right afterwards because your orgasms always turn on Buddha so much, and he knows he’s good, he would constantly tease you about how much you like him going down on you, even in public
Buddha: *takes a sip of tea but it’s still too hot to drink* “Ah crap! I burned my tongue!”
(Y/n) “Are you alright, honey?”
Buddha: “are you worried for me or are ya worried I won’t be able to lick ya all up tonight~”
Hercules
I can’t even! Hercules is such a people pleaser, he definitely makes it his mission to make sure his lover is 100% satisfied, especially to relax you after a stressful day. Although, I feel like he’d be slow to hints, so sometimes you just gotta straight up ask him to go down on you but he’ll be on his knees in an instant right after because he could never say no to the love of his life and he honestly loves it because he loves to hear your moans and feel your shaky thighs around his face gets him so hard all the time, it’s takes you a little longer to reach your orgasm because Hercules will take his time with you like kissing your inner things and fingering you slowly, so normally you finish once but it’s a big one that has your entire body drained afterwards. you don’t have to have sex afterwards, if you want to of course Hercules will gladly oblige but if you’re tired after your climax, Hercules will gladly cuddle you until you fall asleep in his strong arms or he’ll draw you a soothing bath with your favorite candles and chocolates and rub your neck and shoulders in a well needed massage. The entire time your receiving Hercules will be giving you praises and telling you how much he looks you the entire time because he knows that’s what you like.
(Y/n): *finishes*
Hercules: “mm that’s my girl, I love you so much. Can I draw you a nice bath…or does my empress want me to please her again~”
Apollo
The man’s obviously a lady killer so his tongue and other things are golden. But it’s extremely rare that he’ll go down on you because Apollo wants the spotlight on him but when he does he’ll have you finished in minutes and you’ll always beg for more and he’ll deny you your plea saying “a true performer does not cave to the plea for an encore, you should have made the feeling last longer, dove.”
But he’ll always be ready to fill you with something else right after
Loki
I’m not the biggest fan of Loki but we’ve all seen his crazy long tongue so he def would hit some deep spots of yours just right and have you finishing in minutes. But he wouldn’t do it for a long time in your relationship because he was too uptight, thinking it was weird at first until you finally convinced him to try. He was instantly addicted but he would never tell you and he would wait until you beg him to go down on you again before he made the first move. And he would totally do it in public places so most times you wouldn’t have sex afterwards, and he would constantly whine that his jaw hurts hours later.
(Y/n) “Loki! This is the common area, someone could walk in!”
Loki: “then you better hurry up and cum, my pet~”
Hours later at dinner
“Ugh! I can’t eat another bite, my jaw hurts so so much and it’s all (y/n)’s fault! I guess I have to starve.”
You, beet red in embarrassment while Thor uncomfortably tries not to throw up his dinner and Odin glares at Loki as his crows caw in shock
Shiva
The man has three wives so we know he has learned a thing or two to keep everyone satisfied. I feel like he would rock your world with an orgasm that would last for days and that’s a good thing because you have to share him with his other wives so yes he’s skillful but very rarely has you all to himself. And shiva is giving greedy vibes in bed so he has to be satisfied first if you want him to treat you well. And shiva is a very laid back person so it lasts a long time and definitely leads into sex with him and maybe the other wives. Shivas more into naughty words than loving words during the act so he’d constantly tell you things like,
Shiva: “look at you… so dirty, like the slut you are, I’m only using my mouth and your putty in my hands, such a bad girl you are.”
Brunhilde
Last but not least. We all know our girl is a total freak in bed so she would run laps around these boys when giving oral for sure. But we all know brunhilde has a dark side so she’ll definitely be going down on her partner but pull away before they finish and demand they earn the right to orgasm. Hilde could finish you in seconds but chooses to have you wiggling for as long as she pleases. And she also has no problem using her skills to win an argument.
“Be a good girl/boy and have this place spotless when I get back or you’ll be empty and alone tonight.”
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RoR x Reader Incorrect Quotes but it's Tik Tok Audios:
(Y/n): YOU'RE UGLY WHEN YOU LIE, ZEUS.
Zeus: I'M NOT LYING!
(Y/n): THEN WHY ARE YOU UGLY!?
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(Y/n), trying to convince Brunhilde the best way to defeat the gods: My resolution? Völunder Air strikes. Bomb them. Keep bombing them. Bomb them again-
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Gen Z Trickster Diety! (Y/n), walking in to talk to Loki: Dawg, why didn't you tell me your cousin had all that ass???
Loki: *slowly swallowing the mead he was drinking and looking at you*.....
Gen Z Trickster Diety! (Y/n): No, bro, hear me out-
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Posedion, flirting with human! (Y/n): I think you're, like, the opposite of unattractive. Like, I think you're ugly but REVERSE UGLY, you know what I mean?
(Y/n):....
Poseidon: Like, I think you're like...a 2/10, PLUS 8, uh, divided by 4-
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(Y/n), after Brunhilde asks them to help Buddha with something: Perhaps I can help him in a room in which there are no others?
Everyone nearby: *gasps*
Buddha: 😏
(Y/n): Or you can all watch, I don't give a shit-
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Shiva, if he fought (Y/n): You fight pretty well. You sure you're not just trying to catch my attention?~
(Y/n), who is very gay for the valkyries: Everything I do is for the bitches, I have never done anything for the male gaze.
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yukisnowowl · 10 months
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Meme for @deathmetalunicorn1
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Leonidas and Brunhilde are going to beat Apollo in the ass for teaching a child that word and calling Leonidas DILF
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kanroji-san · 2 months
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Muichiro!Y/n/Reader AU
Muichiro!Y/n: Souji, are we dating?
Souji: Eh?
Muichiro!Y/n: Are we dating?
Souji: N-no. We're just hanging out as friends.
Muichiro!Y/n: Oh, I see...
Souji: Why do you ask?
Muichiro!Y/n: I was just having this feeling. Guess I have read too much romance.
Souji: Yeah...you must really have.
Later of the same day
Göll: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?!?! THAT WAS YOUR CHANCE!
Souji: I-i panicked! Okay?!
Kojiro: The fact that you confirmed everything... But to an opposite direction.
Brunhilde: It's pathetic.
Souji: I didn't expect they would ask!
Göll: WE TOLD YOU THEY COULD TAKE A HINT!!!
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How I think RoR characters would scream
expect some of them are incorrect because idfk
‼️ LOUD WARNING ‼️
Tags :
@monochrome-cropcrown @roygiri @rexmez @thequietkid-moonie @recreationalfanfics @snowmantita
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minn520 · 4 months
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Chị lớn🤭💞
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stuckinhell102 · 21 days
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Incorrect quotes of any characterd
Record of ragnarock incorrect quotes!
Because why the Hell not
Adam seeing Y/n with a boy:"Not my daugther you won't-"
*Heracles places down a 2+ card*
Y/n doing the same
Heracles:"AAAAAAAAGHHH!"
Brunhillde:"Everything is fine,everything is going exactly how I planned it to be"
five seconds later
Brunhillde:"Everything is NOT going accord to my plan!"
Buddha just enjoying some snacks in the background
Y/n:"You seem fruity"
Tengen:"I do?Thanks!"
Gol:"We are gonna lose!"
Y/n:"Listen here you little shit!We are gonna win!Now repeat after me!"
Gol:"Ok..."
Y/n:"Never give up!"
Gol:"Never..."
Y/n:"Never what?"
Gol:"Never give up!"
Y/n:"YAS!"
They both processed to continue screaming that for next 30 minutes
Jack:"But...but I am...me?"
Y/n:"I don't care you deserve love,and therapy"
Y/n:"Well I need the second one too..."
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micah-drew · 4 months
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Hear me out—
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amphitriteswife · 3 months
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My honest reaction now that I see the ror/snv fandom turn into the mha fandom:
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Tags: @miss-seanymph-pani @monstertreden @tinyy-tea-cup @bimmiscourt @bimmismalice
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 2 days
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OMG HIII, HALOOO 🦀 (that one silly video of that little crab waving at the camera. That's me)
I was invited to a wedding recently and I did cry because I'm friends with the bride and all, and it kind of got me thinking back home, how would our good ol' dads react to their daughter coming out in her wedding dress before the wedding? It'd be adorable, or emotional, perhaps? Who knows!
Dad characters: QSH, Shiva, Poseidon, Nikola, Hades and Jack + big sis Brunhilde because we love her in this household!
-This day was here much sooner than they were prepared for, seeing their precious Y/N being married, and they weren’t sure they were prepared just yet.
-They liked your fiancée, finding him respectful and more likeable than your other boyfriends you had in your past.
-However, now that this day was finally here, they were questioning if they should talk you out of it, which he was quick to curb, as he knew how happy you were. They weren’t going to dampen your happiness.
-When it got closer to, they got nervous, as you had asked them to walk you down the aisle, and you wanted to surprise them in your dress before the ceremony would start.
-Your voice called out to them, “(Favorite), are you there?” they responded back to you, “Yes-yes I’m here.” You smiled softly, hearing their slight stutter, showing that they were nervous, as you inhaled and stepped out from behind the curtain.
-Instantly in tears, a huge smile on his face, seeing you beaming at him, twirling like a fairy in your pretty dress as they stood, approaching you. Was in awe on how stunning you looked, cupping your cheek softly and pecking your forehead, “You look beautiful Y/N.” you smiled up at them, opening your arms for a hug which they instantly gave to you. Was proud to walk you down the aisle, feeling a sense of pride being at your side, knowing that you would be in good hands, or else.
            -Adam, Brunnhilde, Hades, Jack, and Qin Shi Huang
-Instantly ugly crying, holding his handkerchief to his eyes as he sobbed out, “MY BABY!!!” which made you laugh warmly as he couldn’t stand you looking so beautiful, gushing while sobbing loudly. You were several minutes late to the ceremony as you had to help calm him down, but you held his hand, and he could tell you were nervous too, which made him smile softly down at you, giving you words of encouragement.
            -Ares, Shiva, and Nikola
-His eyes went wide, mouth falling open just slightly as he was stunned, seeing you in your wedding dress. He knew that you were going to be stunning, but to see you there now, you looked like an angel, his little angel. He slowly stood and came over, a swell of pride filling his chest as he embraced you, “You may be getting married, but you’re always my little girl.” You smiled up at him, seeing tears threatening to fill his eyes, but never falling. He walked you down the aisle and threatened your fiancée one last time, whispering that if he hurt you, he was going to break him, which made your fiancée smile, knowing that was just how he showed he cared.
-Poseidon, Beelzebub, and Odin
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luxthestrange · 9 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#184 Goll Mastermind
Goll: Are you religious? I'd like to introduce you to my religion!~
Thor*sighing and picks Goll up in his arms*What is your religion, Little one?
Goll*Shows picture of You doing something chaotic*
Thor: I'm interested...
Brunhilde:...
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RECORD OF RAGNAROK x READER BUT THE READER IS A JEDI:
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- NO BRO BECAUSE BRUNHILDE WOULD BE ALL: "YOU SAID I COULD CHOOSE HUMANS, YOU NEVER SPECIFIED THEY HAD TO BE ON EARTH!!"
- Obviously the usual Jedi mind tricks aren't gonna work on Gods but like, the Force telekinesis is great for throwing them around like ragdolls.
- You're gonna be a pretty experienced Jedi, okay. For plot reasons and bc those Gods need to be humbled fr.
- YOU AND SASAKI KOJIRO ARE DEFINETLY BEST FRIENDS ON THE HUMAN'S SIDE, you teach him the sword ways of your fellow Jedi and he teaches you about some of his own sword fighting techniques as well.
- Soji absolutely adoring you and wanting to train with you constantly. Kondo also has great respect for you and while you are concerned with their thirst for violence and laugh rather nervously at it. However, you admire their sense of justice and they admire yours and your virtues as well.
- Raiden also 100% begs you to let him try out your lightsaber, LIKE P L E A S E IT IS ALL HE WANTS. LET HIM. LET HIM. PLEASE. You eventually have to use Force Illusion to make him forget because you're trying to meditate.
- SPEAKING OF MEDITAITION, YOU AND BUDDHA ARE ALSO GOOD BUDDIES. Your beliefs align with his so well and you applaud him for standing up what he believes in and he shrugs and just says the other gods are petty fools.
- ALSO, YOU JUST HAVING TO CALM DOWN BRUNHILDE WHEN SHE LOSES OR COMFORTING HER. Like the loss of Hercules was devastating and Göll didn't help, although you understood why she was upset, so you just went to check in on her and found her crying and ran over to comfort her and assure her battle is not easy for anyone.
- I also love the idea of you just having Göll meditate with you and and bringing her peace, she is so young and honestly, if things were different and you were able to train her just a little, you'd think she'd make a wonderful Palawan.
- Then there's Jack the Ripper, a terrible and tragic man whose heart has been mislead and misguided far too many times. You knew he wasn't the real Jack the Ripper and you just sense that his soul was capable of heinous crimes, he was just lonely. Meanwhile, DO YOU THINK JACK COULD SEE LIKE THE FORCE AROUND YOUR AURA?? LIKE, MIGHT THAT BE A THING?? AND HE LOVES YOUR COLOR THE WAY IT IS.
- I'd write the Gods but I'm too impatient but Thor wants to fight you so badly and also, like, IMAGINE THEM SEEING YOU FORCE HEAL YOURSELF IN BATTLE AND MEANWHILE, YOU'RE JUST ATTACKING THEM AND THEY'RE ALL: THAT IS SO NOT FAIR, WHAT-"
- Also u have platonic relationships with all of them bc you live by the "Jedi aren't supposed to fall in love" rule but like, if anyone wanna makes a request when they're open, I am not opposed-
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twinklemylittlestar · 4 months
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I don't know why, but sometimes I see cats instead of people...🐈🐱
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BONUS: here is a rare examplary of angry Alvitr
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BONUS (pt.2): Buddha the hamster🐹🍭🍿
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