"im busy"
OH YOU THINK I DONT HAVE A LIFE? YOU THINK I LIKE FINDING OUT IM BEING HUNTED BY THE FUCKING FBI IN PASSING CONVERSATION? YOU THINK I LIKE FINDING OUT FUCKING SHADOW CREATURES EXIST?? YOU THINK I LIKE FINDING OUT MY FUCKING PATRON IS ALSO BEING HUNTED BY THE FBI. I WILL CONVERT. PLENTY OF GODS OR SORCERORS LOOKING FOR A COOL EMO WARLOCK. YOU WEAK LITTLE SHELL OF A FUCKING MAN. YOUVE FUCKING ROTTED EVERY YEAR YOUVE BEEN ACTIVE YOU WALKING CORPSE. YOU ARE NOT UNDEAD YOU ARE A SHAMBLING LITTLE BASTARD BARELY CLINGING TO WHAT YOU THINK LIFE IS. YOU ARE NOT A GOD. YOUR 'POWER' IS LIMITED AS MUCH AS YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IT IS NOT. YOU ABSOLUTE SON OF A DRUNK YOU ARE NOT UNKILLABLE. IMMORTALITY IS WASTED ON YOU. FUCK.
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“i can carry one of those, norm.” “you can hold the next one.” (8 deception)
i love the fact norm is canonically strong as hell (barely noticed the KEVLAR sewn into teeny, and is the bottom of the pyramid) so, here’s him using it to hold his girlfriend’s shopping bags.
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a concept about Human!doodler basing their humanized form after what the humans they have watched were wearing.
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I can send you the photos Mrs, Marlowe, you just have to promise not to tell Scarri…
I promise
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guys if u see me at downtown tn no u did not
i am engaging in behaviors!!!
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are any of your friends also… Y’know….. supernatural in nature 💅
i couldn't tell if you meant if we were gay or...all actually supernatural? so, heres me and my friends, i guess. of course, codenames, but to my own knowledge theyre all human
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@the-boss-kicks
we’re here for the hug and then i’m Leaving
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all of my boyfriends r asleep on top of me but i have to pee so bad i think im about to get a kidney infection. tips?
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LIFE UPDATE. I HAVE FOUND A FUCKING HOUSE.
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briefly embarrassed by the fact i am in my jammies as the cute girl at the convenience store counter looks at me in vague horror before realizing the horror is actually because i smell like vomit and blood and am covered in black blood and bile
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Saw ur art requests open
Goth terry jr perhaps???
he's taking scarri to a concert :)
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“teeheeeee hey scare wanna come kiss my neck..”
it is not that romantic bae its like cracking open a soda
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