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lazylittledragon · 4 months

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the only thing scarier than vampire lords/mind flayers/death cults is meeting the in-laws

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #i feel like he’s good at schmoozing but i’m not sure how much he would actually Enjoy it #he gives me extroverted introvert #being surrounded by a few hundred very pretty wood elves for a weekend is probably quite nice though #he might have a bitch sesh with dorian’s sisters #also i will keep making his outfits cuntier if it kills me #what’s that post about how wyll is the only character you could realistically bring home without disaster

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floridafemme · 30 days

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#have to go to a wedding on sunday and schmooze my uncle until giving me back all my grandpas guns…#mine #my photo #southern gothic

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uwdarklqr9nxb · 1 year

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fpwxduu2afw · 1 year

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keekity · 8 months

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choose your tech blonde!

#i heart makeovers #me and makeovers r like this 🤞#or like this 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩#time to give them their lil tags they earned it #*amanda #*corinne #*erika #amanda and erika are the humble coders & corinne is the face of the brand thats more of a social media expert than a tech expert #but she's definitely the most charismatic of the 3 and has very effective ways of keeping her colleagues motivated & schmoozing investors #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #the sims 4 #still not sure what exactly their startup is but i'm leaning towards an interactive fiction app/website that is exclusively sapphic stories #if someone can come up with a name for it they'll give you 40% of the profits and one kiss on the cheek each

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feraltwinkseb · 4 months

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November 2, 2012 - Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates Source: Mark Thompson/Getty Images

#ive been schmoozed #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #red bull racing #red bull seb #sv5 #2012

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piosplayhouse · 2 years

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Concept: buddy comedy where Xie Lian, man with the worst luck in the world who is unfalteringly optimistic about it, has to solve a mystery with Luo Bingge, man with the best luck in the world who is incredibly depressed

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fannyyann · 6 days

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apparently matthew's participating in the american century celebrity golf championship this july :')

#matthew tkachuk #i can't wait to see him schmoozing with other athletes like god intended

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retroautomaton · 8 months

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✏️💎🚀

#my dialogue is so chatty I’m so sorry haha #I just love big long goofy run on sentences #I miss drawing these two!! (per usual)#but again getting back into the swing of more less intensive drawings more comic style #if I could get one big comic/video of all my funny little guys’ out this month I’d be a happy camper #Cap #Lou #SFDT #(in case anyone’s new to them Lou’s an Olexian alien crybaby bodyguard #and Cap’s his schmoozing liason partner in mostly morally correct crime for hire)

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limerental · 9 months

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tbh ok... I've been trying to wrangle my thoughts into line about this and have not talked about this anywhere but. I didn't vibe with yennefer's character in s3 as much (with some notable exceptions). the choice to make her appear extra powerful, heroic, in charge, etc were... not good for her character.

like geralt in s2, she didn't have much of a character arc. her character moments that challenged her had all happened in s2 and she seemed to exist in s3 purely to directly drive the plot forward. idk if that was wholly due to the book changes that put her more centrally in the thanned conclave and coup and lodge setup but. those choices sure didn't help.

(the notable exceptions for me were the fight at the silver heron where we see her struggle to keep it together more distinctly and also several vulnerable scenes with tissaia)

#i'm not sure how to describe the change exactly but it's like #suddenly this character is incapable of making mistakes #her magic is effortless and she's extra powerful #every bad thing is something that happens to her not really due to her own choices (with exception)#and suddenly she's just. a perfect doting mother. and a charismatic politician. and an emotionally honest and vulnerable friend and lover.#anyway lol that's just me #there's moments we see that her political schmoozing is an act but it's all very. well. ooc for me #twn #twn critical #i've largely been reluctant to say this because the majority of criticisms in this vein give me hives #but as a distinct lover of twn yennefer yeah. its just a disappointment

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t00thpasteface · 4 months

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I love your post about jokes. No one ever laughs at my jokes except me and now I get to make even more >:)

i think i came off as pretty stubborn and snide in that post and i kind of feel bad about it! i think it's important not to dig your heels in and take it personally if people don't think you're funny. it can really rub them the wrong way because it sets a precedent of, essentially, not listening to people or their feedback. i think good improv and a quick wit is a muscle that can be exercised and strengthened like any other skill. i really do workshop my bits! and i take pride in being able to make people laugh pretty easily these days, regardless of audience and venue, so to speak.

this isn't to say you should be a total people-pleaser, but rather that (as with any other social activity) telling jokes is a two-way street, and i think showing people that you're willing to meet them where they're at and make them laugh with jokes that suit them is a very beneficial skill that will get you much further in life than insisting on only catering to your own hyperspecific tastes.

in other words:

#never underestimate the power of schmoozing. you too can learn and hone this skill. you CAN be the life of the cocktail party!#but first you have to allow your ego to get very very bruised... only then can you have your rocky training montage through clown school #shebbz shoutz #xkcd #ask

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pillowprincessvarric · 23 days

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We need to figure out what's happening with the ao3 donation drives so that it can be replicated elsewhere. All else aside, the numbers they make are genuinely fucking impressive.

#how are they making what is every other non-profit's wildest dream money and how are they doing it so regularly.#im past the they don't deserve it and they're squandering it parts. i Need to know How.#is there someone in the inner circle doing some crazy behind the scenes schmoozing. are there weird galas being thrown that i dont know abt.#what gives.

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ziracona · 2 years

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Up way too late because I couldn’t stop thinking about how good the interactions these two /did/ get were, and how robbed I was of more

#fallout 4 #the ‘I’m gonna roast marshmallows : )’ is if he sole and Deacon blew up the BOS together in Rocket’s Res Glare #preston garvey #deacon fo4 #deacon fallout 4 #FO4 Deacon #Preston at game start: the Railroad seems … maybe cool?#Preston if you take him on the RR questline: I’ve had the railroad for 4 months and if anything happens to them I’m killing everyone in the #institute and brotherhood and then myself #Deacon meeting Preston: this guys schmoozes huh?#Deacon after being forced to travel with him for months: Jesus Christ he’s actually genuinely just super nice and sincere 24/7

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statementofjoespookie · 1 year

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does it count as manifestation if i make it into an AU?

aka... my new dennor centered au (lukas is such a tired academic and matthias falls for the man in the corner of the donor ball hoarding the deviled eggs)

additional: sketches of all the hetalia ladiez and a prussia from my classes

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bumblingbabooshka · 1 month

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and then he quit Starfleet for over 50 years

#Tuvok #st voyager #something funny about the previous scene is that Janeway smirks at Janice teasing Tuvok about trying to schmooze the captain #and when Tuvok is like 'I'm not!!' Janeway makes an exaggerated somber face and nods like 'that's right - you tell em~' making fun of him!!#Also Tuvok going 'As you can see - everyone else seemed perfectly happy to DISOBEY ORDERS!!!! But not me.'#and her earnestly this time going 'And you're so brave for that. <3'#Tuvok & Janeway love Starfleet code so much they should marry IT instead of Mark & T'Pel #their true love is following codes and having absolute moral clarity #Janeway & Tuvok x Starfleet Command #Tuvok: Mr. Sulu it's my DUTY to formally protest! <- His life's motto #He's been an ensign for TWO MONTHS!!!!!!!!#and he's like 'Yeah I think I should walk up to the captain on the bridge and tell him he's wrong in front of everyone and also when #he dismisses me I won't leave and instead I'll keep telling him he's wrong'#Janeway would hang someone for doing that EHEHEHE but bc it's Tuvok and he's defending Starfleet Code she's like #'you did the right thing my friend...'#Sulu has a great voice - full of gravity!

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filibusterphil · 2 years

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Okay not to defend the hot irredeemable murderer but it is real funny Juliette is out here thinking that Elinor killed Theo to ruin her relationship. I’m sorry babe not everything is about your doomed Shakespearean love. Sometimes your sister wants to hook up with a hot hunter too and then his brother shows up and she thinks she’s been set up so she pisses off both of them and they try and kill her and so she moves out of the way and lets one brother kill the other then wipes his memory so she won’t get blamed or be roped into the mess that will inevitably come from getting a hunter killed.

#first kill #elinor fairmont #look I know she is irredeemably evil or whatever #and a full trophy taking serial killer #but I just think that maybe hot fictional people can have that as a treat #as much as I loved the lesbians #Elinor and Talia were real standouts for me #anyway #this situation really truly got out of hand but I don’t think it’s Elinor’s fault #a lack of intent all around #Theo was struggling with his visions and needed answers and pushed too hard #Apollo was struggling with constantly being told he was not measuring up #so being called stupid by the girl he had just almost successfully seduced and schmoozed for info #pushed him over the edge #and ya girl is a psychopath so as soon as something isn’t going her way #she kinda seems to go for max pain and casualties #and well she’s very good at what she does #but she didn’t walk into that bar thinking wow I hope my sister’s girlfriend’s brothers show up so I can kill one #and break up my sister’s relationship #not even she is that ridiculously manipulative

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