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[fungi-maestro]

Ugh I can't believe I spent another year making friends and memories and growing as a person instead of making a million dollars and beating every world record while simultaneously solving every problem on the planet that has or will ever exist. Another year wasted.

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[fungi-mancer]

ok. tell me about ur lil guy that u keep tagging posts for as “fedorafreak”. im so fuckin intrigued and confused

OK so The Fedorafreak (AKA Nathan Patrick) is a tailor by day, PI by night, and paranoid constantly. He is a rogue android created by a private company led by a godlike being that is trying to create a version of humanity that it can control (with very little real success). Nathan spends his days investigating cryptids and being offputting. He has a couple of different iterations that believe different things (which i will put under the cut)

the TNC version (the abbreviations here just stand for writing projects I had with some friends) believes the weirdest, most outlandish cracked conspiracy theories that no reasonable person would think. "The moon landing isn't real, but it is instead claymation", "aliens point fans at the earth during winter to make it cold", etc. just complete weirdness.

TNNE Freak is much less ridiculous, more cautious, much more scared, and. just generally more terrified of everything and everyone. This version isn't as convinced of the supernatural, and is much more likely to try to find "rational explanations" for everything around him... with mixed success. he's like if a chihuahua was an adult man.

Both versions can be kind of silly and tend to see connections that no one else would notice, usually because they don't exist. He's just a strange and kind of fun guy that is so scared. Other cliffnotes that are universally true:

he looks like a muppet

he loves to drink coffee but can't actually metabolize caffeine. he doesn't even like nice coffee. he drinks the cheapest, most burnt trash he can get ahold of just because he likes the taste.

he has very strong opinions on menswear and dresses like a typical detective kind of guy

Anyway all of this to say that he is one of my favorite OCs and obviously points to my own taste in characters I like. You can check out his tag on my sideblog to see more information or pictures of him :)

#seal.txt #ask #simothys #fedorafreak

[seal-of-unknown]

3:52:55

#honestly checks out #seal.txt #stephen king

[sleepysealpup]

I always feel really shy & anxious talking about agere so I'm sorry for not really talking on here very much :<

These past 2 months have been so hard for me. I've been really depressed and the worst of it happened right on Halloween so I didn't get to enjoy it or dress up.

I'm not as sad as I was but I'm still healing. I might try and watch some childhood/comfort movies. Maybe some games. I wish there was an easier way of finding old flash games. I miss all the ones we had for nick/noggin

#seal.txt #vent #agere #sfw agere

[fungi-maestro]

Hotdog or hamburger style boss

#seal.txt #edited this post bc i wanted to see a funny photo whenever someone rbed this #go look through the tags and rb it from someone else. you'll be ok.

[fungi-maestro]

Shout-out to my fellow weirdo makers out there that create thousands of parallel universes that their OCs simultaneously exist in, where they are, at their core, the same character, but each have subtle differences that make it difficult to fully express what is perfectly consistent across all of them.

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[fungi-maestro]

Happy tdov to fat trans people. 🏳️‍⚧️ Biggest thing that helped me as a trans kid was seeing older fat trans people. There were a lot of really irritating "advice" posts going around early in my time on the internet with a lot of misinformation in them, but one that I constantly saw (in addition to people claiming you should wear your pants rediculously low or only wear button ups) were posts saying you had to lose weight to transition. Can confidently confirm that is completely untrue. 👍

#seal.txt #tdov #that 'sky and mike' image of the two old trans dudes hugging was one that I had saved to my phone as a trans teen #and i would look at it sometimes and just wonder how they had made it #idk its just nice knowing we live that long and its not a requirement to be skinnyin order to be respected and loved and get old #some of the old 'advice' posts i saw were really completely bizarre and a lot of them stick with me to this day in insecurities #this would have been 2016 ish tumblr so i know not that long ago but i would have been around 13 for reference #weird that i remember so many of the things i read back then. i could probably fill a post with things i was misinformed on due to Tumblr #specifically tumblrs run by people that i didnt really have the knowledge or awareness to understand probably didnt have my best interests #like 'trans rights ' blogs i would follow and not notice until much later were quite the opposite #this is the consequence of viewing social media before i knew all the secret codewords and my brain was much less developed than it is now

[fungi-maestro]

GOUGAR NATION!!!! REBLOG IF YOU'RE A TRUE GOUGAR FAN!!!!!

#seal.txt #repetition #gougar #hi everyone finding this through the Tumblr year in review #check out the rest of my blog if you want #seal's best hits

[fungi-maestro]

4 horsemen of the weird guy apocalypse

#seal.txt #weird al yankovic #jerma985 #saul goodman #columbo #seal's best hits

[fungi-maestro]

The :3 heard around the world

#seal.txt #maia arson crimew #no fly list #nyancrimew #im going to think about this every time i do anything mildly mischievous

[fungi-maestro]

#seal.txt #tumblr live #im hoping they fix the mobile image and video viewers next. especially the video viewer it is like. borderline unusable #obviously i have other suggestions unrelated to design or features but that is the one related to this news. #good riddance! how long has it been part of the app now? it feels like an eternity

[fungi-maestro]

#book club #seal.txt #the princess bride #vizzini #inigo montoya #fezzik

[fungi-maestro]

#artfight #seal.txt #seal's best hits

[fungi-maestro]

Um... They love each other....

#seal.txt #ant

[fungi-maestro]

iNaturalist is so awesome. Push that little beast over.

#bolbocerosoma bruneri #inaturalist #bugs #beetles #insects #bugblr #screenshots #seal.txt #scarab #photo by dwellesley

[fungi-maestro]

"An end to woke" is such a fascinating example of doublespeak. And it's just out there. People are taking this with a straight face. What is "woke"? Asking a republican to define it will have them dancing around the issue, until you finally ask, "well, what does that mean, though?" Then they sort of just go quiet and stare at you. It means nothing. It's meaningless. "Woke" for republicans is just "things I don't like". It's such a non-description that allows them to carefully skirt explanations of the fact that they are encouraging the removal of rights for already underprivileged individuals while creating an environment that punishes discussion about this rapid descent into fascism. The right is literally using cult tactics.

#seal.txt #they have been for a long time but this is the most blatant example #current events