#sheep husbands

[1-800-crystalball]

#mr smajor why #crystalball #dangthatsalongname #smajor #smajor1995 #scott smajor #scott major #scosage #mythical sausage #mythicalsausage #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #x #assassin husbands #sheep husbands #taken from Jimmy’s stream

[cynthrey]

@lunarsands and me were brainstorming again (shocking i know) and came up with another cute lil idea. So have a little jeally baby not aproving papa kissing dada.

#empires smp s1 #empires smp #empires scott smajor #empires mythicalsausage #mythicalsausage #scott smajor #dangthatsalongname #champions au #99% sure im spamming the scosage tag at this point XD #scosage #sheep husbands #assasin husbands

[lilith-of-the-valleys]

Scott and Sausage have different ship names I don't know what to choose like? Scosage, Assassin husbands, Sheep husbands, Graveyard husbands, Undead Boyfriends (my friend's ship name for them) and now I saw someone called it Lumber husbands. MAKE IT STOP

#empires smp #esmp #afterlife smp #alsmp #scosage #assassin husbands #sheep husbands #lumber husbands #? #scott smajor #dangthatsalongname #mythicalsausage #mythical sausage #empires smp season 2 #esmp s2

[crazy-pe3p]

so.

its just these two doing things, nothing to see here ( pix just wanted to trade some froglights, definitely not a heartbroken historian™ after this)

[ based off of three birds I saw a few days ago - ref under the cut ]

#ori's art #scott smajor #smajor #mythicalsausage #mythical sausage #pixlriffs #smajor1995 #empires smajor #empires sausage #empires pixl #empires smp #empires fanart #empires s2 #empires season 2 #empires season two #assassin husbands #i think?? #sheep husbands #weather husbands #<- if you squint #empiresshipping

[nottobehornyonthemain]

Crowley’s fatal flaw is curiosity. He is fundamentally an optimist, although he tries not to be. He likes to explore, and snoop around places he shouldn’t go, and ask questions, and use the funny new human technologies. He likes watching things grow. He’s a creator.

His first gift to humanity was knowledge.

Now Aziraphale is fundamentally a realist, even a pessimist. Before he even knew that it was possible to Fall, he was afraid about what seeming to go up against The Plan could mean. He worries about the potential horrible outcomes of everything, even going unarmed into the wilderness. He wants to keep everyone safe, even if that sometimes means doing hard things to ensure an ultimate good. He’s a protector.

His first gift to humanity was a weapon.

One of these beings usually sits in a shop devoted to the passing on of knowledge, but doesn’t actually want to pass it on to anyone. One of these beings refuses to bring harm any innocent thing when there is a chance he can reduce suffering.

Heaven has assumed that Aziraphale’s fatal flaw is that he’s soft, and weak willed. That he’s someone easy to manipulate. But they’re wrong. Because Aziraphale is not soft, and his fatal flaw is his inability to compromise on his beliefs.

Now, I don’t know about anyone else. But to me, one of those two beings sounds a lot more unpredictable and dangerous than the other, and it’s not the one currently crying to Michael Bublé in a car full of plants. The one I’m more concerned about is currently being given the tools to bring about the end of the world.

And God knows what he did with the last tool heaven gave him.

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #ineffable husbands #aziraphale good omens #aziraphel #crowley good omens #crowley #azicrow #the sheep ramble analysis

[that-sweet-jester]

just your local florist/part time astronomer/other time angel & and a demon who dresses too well for a demon

#alternative was 'horny demon' coz the sheep but ykyk #good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #good omens reverse au #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #my art #fan art #go fanart #demon aziraphale #angel crowley #tried to make their clothes as close to their original design #aziraphale is just here to serve looks and hang around his husband #i feel like if aziraphale was a demon he'd be a total menance thousand times bigger than crowley is #il'll die ny that #good omens roleswap au

[oh-wow-im-still-here]

Im so sorry but I just cannot understand people that read the entirety of scum villain and then say they don't like binghe. He's awful, toxic, overbearing, ect. Like?? Yes, but also no??? Did you not read the book? Or even looked past the unreliable narration?

Like, I get it, you're reading it in the moment and sqq is a super fun and imaginative narrator, he easily traps you in the same mindset that he has. Trapping you in the world of genres, tropes, character archetypes, what makes a story a story. So it's easy to get clouded like sqq and just scratch your head and try to figure out what type of character archtype luo binghe will turn out to be. If he's not the stallion protagonist harem master anymore, than what is he? So you read book 2 and the start of book 3 and you think, "oh! If he's not gonna be the toxic male power fantasy anymore, than he's gonna be the toxic male love interest fantasy you see in BL!"

You know the ones. They're incredibly sexy, incredibly tall, needs an incredibly in depth course on the meaning of consent and boundaries, and the narrative never punishes them for doing weird and out of line shit, but actively romanticize it. Which fits binghe in some respects, but not all of them, same as the stallion protag box. So I can understand you and sqq's apprehension throughout the story. Waiting for the hat to drop already. Is binghe a cute wholesome wife or a possessive bloodthirsty demon lord?

But then you and shen qingqiu are supposed to learn the lesson near the end that binghe is a person!! With thoughts and feelings and grievances he wants addressed!!! That ultimately he is in the exact middle of the harem master protag to toxic yaoi male lead scale, but also not on the scale at all!!!

Because, ultimately, he is just a guy that desperately wants to be loved! To be wanted! That's it! And shen qingqiu realizes this and takes this complicated emotional wreck of a man and promises him that love and companionship. Shedding the notions of following some sort of thought out narrative and live out their happy ending. Because scum villain's story does end up happy. Messy, but happy. Shen Qingqiu is not suffering. He does not regret choosing Luo Binghe. They are both happy and in love and they both deserve each other. So like, what more do you want?

#conclusion: yeah hes toxic bingqiu is so toxic but also not but also yes in the sexy way but also not- #literally scum villain is not scum villain without binghe #hes sooo interesting!!! he is malewife demon emporer sweet maiden sheep disciple harem master bad at sex husband narrative power source ect #he IS the center of universe but also he wants to live out his lesbian cottagecore fantasy for the rest of his days #also ps i do absolutely believe binghe does understand bounderies and consent and is a gentlemen #xin mo the embodiment of toxic masculinity just had a grip on him for a lil bit but hes fine now hes a respectful boy #literally says he'd never do anything without complete consent in one of the extras #sorry my rambles arent very eloquent and dont make much sense lmao #luo binghe #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #svsss #scum villain #scum villains self saving system

[jay-wasstuff]

The 2nd softest moment of Hannibal, the 1st being when he gutted Will 😌

#dr lecter #dr hannibal lecter #hannibal x will #will x hannibal #hannibal lecter #hannigram #hannibal #hannibal is a romance #hannibal is a comedy #will graham #hannibal meme #hannibal memes #hannibal the cannibal #murder husbands #hugh dancy #lawrence fishburne #chill graham #sheep #bryan fuller #mads mikkelsen

[circusinarun]

Bride and ugly ass groom.

They're marrying... I'll draw a comic about their marriage, i swear to god

Close ups :P

Grandpas in love

#my art #traditional drawing #rottmnt #nail art #sketch #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt splinter #rottmnt baron draxum #master splinter #baron draxum #baronjitsu #old man yaoi #bride and groom #flower husbands #yōkai husbands #i want to see bois (and April) when they heard such a good news :] #leo would be the most pissed off and negative about such situation #i tried to make Draxum's costume as gorgeously waring warrior scientist vibe as i could #and... i think ibe succeed! #all these vines #skull #and this flower theme #yay! luv my goat grandpa #sheep man

[justafaller]

“The Sacrificial Lamb, The Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing, and The Wolf”

All are the Lamb, All are the Wolf.

The Trinity is One and the Same, they are blood thirsty and the blood that quenches.

The hearts that bleed, and the hearts that are bled out.

Oh to consume, oh to be wasted, oh to waste.

Isn’t this the dilemma, isn’t this the beauty?

Prints are now available on my InPrnt! Thank you for any support you can offer my art💕

#Hannibal is perhaps my favorite show ever #just finished it and then immediately finished this piece #Abigail Hobbs is the only human here because her humanity was so often overlooked by every character #she was just a child #she was not a possible daughter she just was #anyways #I can’t articulate this right I’m simply too tired😭 #nbc hannibal #abigail hobbs #will graham #hannibal lecter #murder family #murder husbands #hannigram #the lamb #sacrifice #sacrificial lamb #sheep #hannibal fanart #my art

[1-800-crystalball]

Consider:

Scott going to Sanctuary to trade and after flirting for several minutes Sausage pushes Scott against a wall and they do a kiss,,,, that is so important actually I think

Sausage just wants to give him his hard wood 🥰

No joke though this is wonderful

#crystalball #mcyt #mcytblr #send asks #mythical sausage #mythicalsausage #smajor #smajor1995 #scott smajor #scott major #dangthatsalongname #sheep husbands #scosage #x #empires #empires smp #empiresblr #esmp #season 2

[cynthrey]

“That night was quite a sight to behold. For years at the annual masquerade, the Ruler of Rivendell had only picked the Codfather to dance. Yet, this year despite their previous animosities, as soon as the King of Mythland walked into the room they were both drawn to each other as if under a spell.”

“What could have possibly changed this year that drew these rulers so close?”

#my art #scosage #sheep husbands #witherangel #alsmp #empires smp #dangthatsalongname #empires sausage #scott smajor #alsmp scott smajor #empires scott #alsmp mythicalsausage #mythicalsausage #what changed is that they dressed as the wither of mythland and aeor's angel #im a sucker for the ``alsmp is the myths they tell in empires`` headcanon #im also a sucker for masquerades and past-loves/soulmates so my brain just went ``what if all that but also scosage and empires smp`` #fun fact: i actually didnt ship empires scosage until i started making this piece lol #they totally go away to kiss after this when no one is looking #yes i'll draw the kiss too but later #pretty sure my brain is 95% scosage at this point send help #also my brain insists on putting these two in a sort of secret relationship for some reason

[lilith-of-the-valleys]

The Scosage shipper in me is screaming and crying right now-but you two need to stop being sus

#Context: sausage's new video #empires smp #empires spoilers #empires smp season 2 #esmp #esmp s2 #scosage #assassin husbands #sheep husbands #mythicalsausage #mythical sausage #scott smajor #dangthatsalongname

[suchawrathfullamb]

these were channeled by hannibal, the silly cannibal btw

#same hannibal who petted the sheep next to the dead horse with his belly full of social worker #just silly just cute ☺️ #lambs polls #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy

[joytherabbit]

#the sheep and the snake #good omens fanart #good omens fandom #good omens #the ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #azirowley #crowley #neil gaiman #children illustration #illustration #procreate

[nottobehornyonthemain]

I adore my little angel, we all do, I know. But you want to know what absolutely murdered me about That Conversation? It’s his face right after “No Nightingales”.

Because he doesn’t just look hurt, or sad. He’s clenching his jaw and raising his chin, just a little, regaining his composure. He doesn’t just look hurt, he looks angry.

And this isn’t his reaction to opening his door and finding the person who tried to kill him. This isn’t his reaction to finding out God plans to kill a bunch of kids and cause a man to suffer just to win a bet. This isn’t his reaction to the combined forces of Hell outside his shop.

This is his reaction to the fact that the love of his life just used the Nightingale, *their* Nightingale, in this context. Because he isn’t just saying no, he’s telling him that he loves him, but not that much.

And I think this is the moment their roles are properly reversed. Now it isn’t Crowley trying to escape the end of the world by running to the stars. It’s Aziraphale, trying to escape this conflict he and Crowley have for 6,000 years by finally putting them back on the same side and getting rid of all that messiness and philosophical differences.

Aziraphale knows why he couldn’t go with Crowley last time, but he doesn’t want to accept that because Crowley doesn’t have a higher authority he can go to, doesn’t have some plan that’s going to fix everything instead of just running.

For the first time in 6,000 years Crowley isn’t the one to suggest a solution, a temptation. He’s not recommending the Arrangement, he’s not suggesting they tutor the Anti-christ, or even that someone kill him, he’s not suggesting they runoff to Alpha Centauri, he’s not offering for Aziraphale to come stay in his flat because the bookshop burned down. Because this is their dance, Aziraphale is the good one. Crowley will always come back and tempt him again, and Aziraphale will always forgive him.

But this isn’t Crowley tempting and Aziraphale resisting. This is Aziraphale tempting, and Crowley saying ‘No’. And now the dance is all wrong.

But then Crowley kisses him and Aziraphale tries to fall back into pace, because in his head, the kiss is Crowley’s newest temptation, so he offers forgiveness in the last desperate hope they can find their footing here.

But he’s wrong. Because the kiss wasn’t Crowley tempting him. The kiss was Crowley’s forgiveness. So of course he tells Aziraphale not to bother this time. The forgiveness already happened.

Which means Aziraphale has the lead in their dance, and he has no idea what to do next.

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