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gh0ulsh4rk · 23 days

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I need someone to watch me play every watch dogs game and listen to me explain my ocs very complicated backstory. then yeah we can make out

#shut up sh4rk #watch dogs #watch dogs 2 #watch dogs legion #idc if my oc is cringe i love him he is me #ok bye

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gh0ulsh4rk · 8 months

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I'M THE BIRTHDAY BOY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BADASS PILLOW CASE I GOT FROM @boldegoist 's ETSY SHOP

Hehe :3c

#epic gamer moment #borderlands #:3c #shut up sh4rk #claptrap #borderlands claptrap #i adore him #i sit him up and let him watch games and tv with me

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gh0ulsh4rk · 2 months

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I just watched the Borderlands movie trailer... wow.

I have a lot to say,

(TLDR: it's bad. I'm not excited. costumes = bad. writing = questionable. plot = stupid. casting = horrific)

let's start with casting and costume design. Jamie Lee Curtis as Tannis isn't horrible IMO, but only if it was their last resort... and I have a feeling it wasn't. Costume wise? I'm a little confused as Tannis pretty much has the same aesthetic through the games, and yet they missed the mark pretty bad. Let's take her outfit from the 3rd game, since it's most recent. She's got this tan button up, long redish coat, jeans, boots and of course The Works (video game characters tend to have more Stuff on them, she's got a rope tied to her echo, giving her character something more to look at, it's cool!). In the movie, Jamie Lee wears this... what I can only compare to something you'd see in Star Trek, while it's the closest shade to red I'd like to see on Tannis, it's not even close to what she'd wear in game. I'm very nervous to see how they write her in this movie, she's a very close comfort character and I'd hate to see her bring absolutely butchered.

Jack Black as Claptrap... ok... Claptrap is my favorite Borderlands character, I have a pillow that has him and him in sum naughty shis, ok? he's my fucking cinnamon apple. They butchered him in the 3rd game, and they continued to butcher him in this fucked movie. while his movement LOOKS satisfying, I can't really complain accurately since there wasn't a ton of him in the trailer that I watched. 2/10 overall.

Kevin Hart as Roland... no. just... no..

Ariana Greenblatt as Tiny Tina. I am not familiar with her actress, no hate to her personally. Tina is a very specific character and yet? she's well written in every game she's in (IMO)! BUT. the actress they chose to play her is not who i would have picked, nor is the costume... Tina wears an apron with a little bunny dude, a pink shirt/vest underneath and what I can assume either a orange suit/orange T-shirt and pants under all of that. she has an arm sleevie and mismatched socks/shoes. . . I have seen better cosplays of Tiny Tina in the wild than I have in that trailer. to the point I thought the trailer was a joke. Either the costume design team got to see the characters for a second and had to work off of that or they just, completely missed the mark.. as someone who adores Tina, this is really disappointing! not to mention her writing seemed really off, which almost seems impossible to do.

Kreig? I kinda have no complaints here, other than- if Maya isn't here, why is he? Maya is the only reason Kreig joined the crimson raiders.. story wise it just doesn't make sense?

Lilith. *SIGH* I just,,, why? Lilith, while her writing is shabby imo, her character design is beautiful, Fire Hawk is beautiful! WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER IN THIS MOVIE???? WHAT IS SHE WEARING, WHY IS HER HAIR,,,, THAT,,,,,?????????? NO! JUST N O.

it is, laughably bad!!!

The story won't make sense nor does it follow canon. Brick and Mordecai are apparently just, gone? why was Mouthpiece there???? WHY WASN'T ELLIE IN THE TRAILER? If Roland is alive, is Jack alive??? Is he even in the movie??? ugh! it's reminding me of how the same director fucked up Uncharted (the movie), & it hurts.

#borderlands #borderlands 2 #borderlands 3 #borderlands the movie #borderlands tiny tina #borderlands lilith #borderlands claptrap #borderlands roland #borderlands Kreig #ugh #complaining #shut up sh4rk #anyways

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gh0ulsh4rk · 3 months

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Just finished Emesis Blue with my brother! My dog had a seizure about 40 minutes in but other than that in was great!!! The animation was so smooth yet had a nice heft to it. Also, scary!!!!!! It genuinely spooked me, and the plot was fun to follow!!!! 10/10 go watch Emesis Blue!

#emesis blue #shut up sh4rk #but seriously hes ok #just a little sick #hes 13 #hes allowed to seize every now and then #as a treat #he has a vet appointment #but also emesis blue IS FUCKING AWESOME #GO WATCH IT

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gh0ulsh4rk · 6 months

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Playing bioshock2, if anything happens to Delta I will kill everyone in the room and then myself

#BioShock #shut up sh4rk #epic gamer moment #Bioshock 2 #i miss how big the little sisters eyes were #the biggest eyes ever #legit just 0-0

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gh0ulsh4rk · 3 months

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Yeah I love robots who are either the last of their kind or have something fundamentally wrong with them that makes them differ from the majority what the fuck are you going to do about it!!!!!!

#shut up sh4rk

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gh0ulsh4rk · 6 months

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I wanna play the sims4 on my brothers computer but in order to do that I would need to move his 5 foot something p03 made out of cardboard. That fucker is big and it's big ass robo-tits stab me when I try to move it somewhere.

#shut up sh4rk #inscryption p03 #inscryption #he really is big #hes made of cardboard #and foam #hes so cool #a little scary #my dog keeps getting confused and growling at ut #hes chill tho we love p03 in this house!

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gh0ulsh4rk · 6 months

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Me: *moves out of my abusive household*

My horrible bio mother: can you come back for a little bit? [Step dad] left :(

Me: BAHAHAHAH N O ??????

#WHAT DID SHE THINK I WAS GOING TO SAY #“oh yes mommy dearest! does thou wish for thee to hug and kiss? :((”#FUCK YOU #shut up sh4rk #ITS SO FUNNY #epic gamer moment #we win #i win #karma

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gh0ulsh4rk · 6 months

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