AUDIO FILES ARE FINISHED. 4 YEAR PROJECT DONE
YES! YOU HEARD RIGHT! EVERY AUDIO FILE EXCEPT FOR A FEW.
GUYS, please, if you run across something you like, like and reblog it! I worked so hard on these for years and lost money.
Don't worry if something is "Old". This is an archive for YOU. USE IT.
The ones NOT uploaded break tumblr's rules of content rules for racism. So, no no Bill or Micah being racist towards Charles, Javier etc. No Bill/Kieran audio. I don't feel comfortable with it and I don't want to be reported. Final one is Lenny's father's pocket watch story. It has so many triggers in it, I couldn't cut everything out without it being a mess.
Finally, I did a poll and people voted that I write transcripts for all of the files that need it. So you WILL see some of them reblogged!
I have some tidbits I'll find and post! If you want an individual piece, let me know!
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RIP RED DEAD CHARACTERS YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED
Dutch- disposable fruity flavoured (mango) vapes, Duolingo
Hosea- rollerblading, old VHS movies, The Sound of Music, ear studs, small hoops, and ear cuffs
Arthur- LED strip lights, therapy, The Joy of Painting
John- Ax body spray, deodorant, those little arm floaties little kids wear in the pool
Mary-Beth- Lego flowers, The Notebook, Pinterest
Tilly- Easter egg hunts, making slime, slumber parties
Karen- Tube/crop tops, jean shorts, weightlifting
Sean- make your own mead kits, TikTok, “kiss me in Irish”, SUNSCREEN
Abigail- AirTags (she would put one on little Jack), Roasting marshmallows, Crime shows/courtroom dramas, Man! I Feel like a woman! By Shania Twain
Uncle- recliner chairs, dog sledding, Wheel of Fortune, Crosswords
Susan- Dark nail polish, cats(I’m 100% sure she’d own either a black cat or a tortishell that would sit on her lap/shoulder), dishwashers
Kieran- Creep by Radiohead, Tv shows about veterinarians, friendship bracelets (with Arthur)
Reverend Swanson- Support groups, The Robert Langdon series (especially Inferno, Angels & Demons), communion wine
Javier- Cards Against Humanity, online sheet music, ear gauges
Molly- Champaign toast anything from bath and bodywork’s, naval AND lip piercing, SUNSCREEN
Bill-sexy firefighter calendars, Grindr, Bumbl, all the dating apps, apples dipped in caramel, jolly ranchers
Charles- IMessage games (mini golf and battleship in particular), those long distance ‘thinking of you bracelets’, 90’s sitcoms
Lenny- The Carpenters, cologne to make him seem grown up, head pats
Trelawney- Harry Houdini, 50-60s movies, smoke bombs, dramatic flares
Strauss- a soul, Nigerian Prince scams, telemarketing
Sadie- gyms, self defence classes, the free Britany movement
Micah- staying in the strawberry jail, toothbrush + paste, good posture
Pearson- small businesses, handmade gifts, trying TikTok recipes
EXTRA
Annabelle- Gwen Stefani, sequins, Fast and the Furious
Jack (young)- The Backyardagains, cocomelon, a little toy train
Jack (epilogue)- Monty Python, skateboarding, swimming
Bessie- Bette Midler look a like contests, growing old, brown eyeliner, SUNSCREEN
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How Many Shots do I need to Kiss the VDL gang members?
Arthur - 1 for confidence
Kieran - sober, hand him over
Lenny - 2 so we can cheers
Micah - I need to be Alcohol Poisoned to look in his direction
Dutch - 5 He needs to convince me though
Javier - Sober, Maybe 1 for encouragement
Abigail - 1 for confidence, she’s really pretty :)
Bill - I need to be family guy death posing before I think about kissing him
Pearson - 3 I feel like he would be a gentle kisser
Tilly - 2 I would still probably be nervous though
Molly - Sober, baby please I can treat you better I promise just give me a chance
John - 4 he looks like he would kiss me while he still had food on his lips :(
Mary Beth - 2 she definitely learned how to kiss from reading romance novels
Grimshaw - I don’t think she would let me :(
Uncle - no. :( I’m not kissing PeePaw
Hosea - 4 I’m kissing PawPee
Karen - 2 but I don’t have a Maguire Junior for her :(
Sean - 7 He’s going to show me his Maguire Junior :(
Charles - 2 for confidence
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RDR2: Do They Munch?
Arthur Morgan: Yes. Mary made him stay clean shaven for optimal munching
John Marston: pre 1907- no. Would literally gag. Post 1907- yes. Definitely used his teeth the first time. Left Abigail bruised.
Charles Smith: Yes. He gets nervous, but he'll do it if you ask
Javier Escuella: Yes, but only for someone he's close with. Definitely went down on Abigail
Bill (Marion) Williamson: ABSOLUTELY NOT!! This is a gay man. He would CRY
Micah Bell: This man is THE most SELFISH lover. He's only here to get himself off. He does NOT munch. Finds it disgusting.
Josiah Trelawny: This man munches EAGERLY. He will munch even if it's your time of the month.
Dutch van der Linde: Says he will, but doesn't. Molly definitely begged him multiple times and he would always say "maybe next time"
Hosea Matthews: Yes. He's not afraid to munch. Was always happy to please Bessie.
Orville Swanson: No. This man don't even fuck, let alone munch. Dick limp from drinking.
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