#sitting in a water drop

[minniiaa]

NOOOO (YESSSS) AN ANON PUT A SIMP LULAW HEADCANON ASK IN MY INBOX AND NOW I'M 6 PAGES INTO A FULL-BLOWN ONESHOT WITH PLOT WHY AM I LIKE THIS???

#ITS 130 AM GOD FUCKING DAMNIT #THANK YOU ANON BUT FUCK YOU ALSO #YOU CAN'T JUST DROP HEADCANONS ON ME AND EXPECT ME TO SIT BY #ok i'm calm now #breathe #yeah i'll fucking post it when it's done #i hate it here #lulaw #lawlu #op lawlu #lulaw headcanon #law #luffy #trafalgar d water law

[rottiens]

The other day you posted about shy boys and I have some thoughts about shy boy Choso if you don't mind. Also, this ended up being longer than intended, sorry 😬

Imagine, if you will, sitting on the couch in your jammies with your bestie Choso, your bestie that you know has a thing for you but won't make a move no matter how many hints you drop that you like him too, your bestie who blushes and changes the subject whenever you talk about sex/dating and the like, he's sitting between your legs laying back against you. You have your feet on the edge of the couch with your knees up beside him and he's resting his arms on your legs.

Imagine making him lift up his head so you can take out his hair buns to run your fingers through his hair and graze his scalp with your nails causing his head to fall back against your shoulder humming at the feeling.

Imagine snaking one hand over his shoulder and resting it on his abs and rubbing your thumb back and forth feeling the definition of his muscles through his shirt. "Just getting comfy," you say when he asks what you're doing.

Imagine the small whine that comes from him when you remove your other hand from his hair. His breath catches in his throat though when your hand comes to rest near his waistband. "Just keeping warm," you whisper in his ear when he asks what you're doing for a second time this time in a slightly higher pitch.

Imagine seeing the blush creep up his ears when you start mindlessly fiddling with the drawstring of his pants. It's not your fault it came undone, the knot wasn't done very tight in the first place.

Imagine his breath stopping completely and his hands starting to grip your legs when your finger tips slip under his waistband, not moving just sitting there.

Imagine seeing the tent in his pants steadily grow as you start to scratch gently at the skin just above his cock.

Imagine him squeezing his eyes shut and shaking his head no when you breathe "tell me to stop," against the shell of his ear.

Imagine finally grabbing his cock and having to remind him to breathe because his fingers are leaving marks on your shins.

Imagine the mewls that you pull out of him as you stroke him so slow that he has trouble keeping his hips still.

Imagine having to shush him when you speed up, he's louder than the movie you two were watching.

Imagine giving Choso a reach around and playing with his hair again while telling him how good he's being for you.

Imagine Choso coming in your hand and you bring it to his mouth for him to lick clean.

Imagine, if you will, shy boy Choso panting and rubbing your legs up and down to try and calm himself down after the most erotic experience of his life. He's been so good for you, you should get him a glass of water and a snack when his breathing evens out so he can replenish.

#asks #best friend i can't believe you dropped this masterpiece #so casually in my inbox #tell me what do i do now that my morning is ruined /pos #tell me. #thank you so much for sharing this with me cause while reading I couldn't sit still #I got up twice to walk down the hallway of my house cuz hello #oh my god yes. choso in sweatpants; I wouldn't survive #god #cradle the bulge in his pants above the fabric first #and bring him a glass of cold water so real; I need to do this with him #and then hug him from behind and tell him what a good boy he is #I can't breathe; i need him #running all over the house #shy boys >>> #choso x reader #fav #🤍

[bolithesenate]

you know, there's a particular brand of eldritch to having really long hair.

it's just... there. Dead outgrowths of your body falling over your back and limbs when you sit and lie and walk. Having to stretch your arms to the limit qhile tying it at the back of your head. Finding a little hair sticking out from a sweater and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling until it comes free. Maybe it doesn't ever.

because at some point the hair is everywhere. it's like a n additional appendage you have no control over

it has control over you

#idk im sitting here while water drops on my foot from hair sticking to my leg after i washed it #having thoughts #also whats really fucked up and no one tells you is that sometimes a single strand gets stuck to your food #and you swallow it #and then you have to pull your hair out of your throat because its still connected to your scalp #its a really fucked up feeling #like you're fish and fisher at the same time #random boli thoughts #dont mind this too much my brain is just firing into all directions at once today

[thebarkpaladin]

BWCA trip is complete! 5 days/4 nights in the number lake chain. Shiro had fun being a boat dog and living outdoors for the week, and I was incredibly happy to be back in my favorite place again.

#we dropped that pike on him in the canoe #it bit his tail a little bit #he did very good sitting still while we wrangled fish out there #he did not enjoy the 28 hour round trip in the car #but he tolerated it without complaint #such an excellent dog #dogblr #border collie #bark paladin #dog #bwca #boundary waters #boundary waters canoe area #my face

[vvyrmwood]

u know that trope were a child throws a birthday party and no one shows up. that happened to me but twice as a child

#not saying that’s the root of all my abandonment and rejection sensitivity issues bc that’s More likely The other things but #One of my few surviving memories from early childhood is sitting at the kitchen table while classmate’s parent after classmates parent #called on the day of the party to let us know they couldn’t actually make it #another kid from my class had thrown a half-birthday party on the same day as mine < 3 #the other time i was a bit older and Had other things happening to me so it was just. Another drop of water in the pail #ANYWAYS. every anecdote from my childhood is another terror #except the ones with my dad. he was the good bright spot in it and the world is darker now without him

[mukuberry]

i wish i could play viddya games more but i have the world's worst eyestrain problems for literally no reason

#chernikocore #cant play minecraft for more than half n hour.... cant play a single game of pjsk without being in unbearable pain..... #had to delete my beloved overwatch because i could not sit through a single match without my eyes watering so much i was basically crying #and why!!!! i can watch videos of ppl playing perfectly fine but the second i wanna play???? nope! eye death #eye drops dont do anything... sad sad world #can someone diagnose me pls

[whotookmysenbon]

so… do you always take care of kakashi when he’s feeling a bit.. not well? I want some examples of what you do for him since you’re such a mother hen

Sweet Sage! I’ve told you little cretins before: mother henning doesn’t just apply to Hatake. I do it to everyone. Hatake just tends to be the one who needs it the most at any given time.

#I try to though #usually he’s not super receptive to visitors so he ignores me #or has me come in and just sit next to him as I work on paperwork or tip my senbon #sometimes he just wants to he held by another human who *understands* on some level what he’s struggling with #(although usually the dogs ask me for him in that case since he would never admit that aloud) #but that’s not something specific to Kakashi #none of that is #I do the same for Anko and Hayate and Raidou and Ram and Rat and Ebisu and Gai and Iruka and Asuma #any of my friends who just need someone else there in that moment #or I’m making extra food and dropping it off #leaving antidotes in mission packs #watering their plants and restocking their fridges when they’re on a mission #making sure they’re not coming home to a dusty and dead apartment #genma shiranui #shiranui genma #kakashi hatake #hatake kakashi #mother hen genma shiranui #anbu shenanigans #tokubetsu jonins shenanigans #anbu genma shiranui

[todayisafridaynight]

thinking of the very likely possibility there are true crime channels in the rgg universe and one (1) person has probably looked into masato's ''''''death'''''. for shits and giggles of course.

#snap chats #just got my spanish exam back and i love it when profs are like 'your lowest grade'll be dropped' #bestie i KNOW this'll be my lowest grade i just wanted to test the waters for how exams will go </3 i promise not to suck next time </3 #anyway main text post time. NO BUT DO YOU THINK #cause arakawa was infamous before and people knew of his son then but esp after the kamurocho k3 shit #his name DEF exploded and people DFE got nosy..... #i dont think anyone would have figured out that aoki was masato but maybe one (1) person figured he wasnt really dead #i still wanna know how masato's public death went.. #but yeah can you imagine. going on youtube and some girl is talking about your fake death like it really happened and is speculating #and you just get to sit in your governor chair like Lol. #IMAGINE IF THE POOR LASS GETS FUCKIN. NECKED FOR THATLKEJKLJ #i dont think aoki would consider some random youtuber as an actual threat but that'd be hilarious if he did #anyway i just think we should exploit social media and the sort more with rgg characters #i think itd be really funny and the peak of comedy if we acknowledged how Actual people might react to shit #i mean... we already got vtubers interacting with the fuckinnn yakuza.. cant get more ridic than that.. lol.. #ok bye im learning spanish now

[centaurator]

is it hungry? it looks so malnourished!

*feeds your mustache a cracker*

( 4/5 )

#walks in late with my fruit punch packet flavored water and honey cough drops. hi #sorry for that reblog spam. I had like 50 sitting in my drafts 👍 #ive gotta stop saying what im planning on doing i just jinx myself. in this case getting these done fast #this week has spilled gasoline and dropped a match on my already nonexistent energy levels but we stay balling #you’ve gotta let him sniff you first before he lets you feed his mustache

[iniziare]

Tag drop: Guizhong (don't mind me re-dropping this with the fixed ones, shh)

#guizhong. [ many things only seem to surface beneath the moon's poignant glow. wherever its light shines; the heart is wont to follow. ] #guizhong: ic. [ wherever her spirit may be among the countless grains of sand and specks of dust between the harbor and the mountains. ] #guizhong: countenance. [ and because they are afraid; they try so hard to become more intelligent. this i understand. ] #guizhong: introspection. [ although she did not live to see the splendid sights of today: she was as much a hero as any other. ] #guizhong: little notes. [ she always sought to make everyone happy and one must say: she had quite the gift for it. ] #guizhong: wishes. [ it took a treasure hunt just to preserve the commandments that were once the lifeblood of a whole civilization. ] #guizhong: mortals. [ at their full potential; they could be her equal. a human who has as much to teach an adeptus as to learn from them. ] #guizhong: guili plains. [ as guizhong once said: “it takes every blade of grass and every flower to make a homeland.” ] #guizhong: liyue. [ perhaps she will look at the liyue of today and steal a smile when she sees the prosperous land that it has become. ] #guizhong: realm of clouds. [ a voyage to a sanguine sky. ] #guizhong: mechanical arts. [ in one's heart; i knew that she was indeed the superior talent in the mechanical arts. ] #guizhong: glaze lilies. [ they were far more abundant back then. the entire fields would appear to the eye as a veritable sea of flowers. ] #guizhong: adepti. [ until the moon set and the sun rose. and only then would the banquet finally come to an end. ] #guizhong: morax. [ whoever it was that revered her so much was very clever indeed. ] #guizhong: guili. [ with shortness of breath; i will explain the infinite. and how rare and beautiful it truly is that we exist. ] #guizhong: marchosius. [ who would dare snub the stove god and his wondrous creations? at the sight: we would all drop any argument. ] #guizhong: streetward rambler. [ it almost felt like she was back again. sitting right there on the stone stool next to me; chatting away. ] #guizhong: cloud retainer. [ we each had our ideals; and neither one of us would yield to the other. ] #guizhong: skybracer. [ to who lived by the mountain; he was their savior. they thought higher of him than they thought of the lord of geo. #guizhong: osial. [ she would disrupt the silence around them with a hum; as if to sing along to the harmony of water. was this his song? ] #guizhong: sea gazer. [ he was quite the braggart when it came to those collectibles he was so fond of; he always loved to show them off. ] #guizhong: ganyu. [ if we planted flowers in the guili plains; do you think that one day we'd be able to recreate the sea of glaze lilies? ] #guizhong: v. descension. [ she descended whose dominion was over dust; and whose reach shrouded the skies for thousands of miles around. ] #guizhong: v. guili assembly. [ it's great to have it back but i want to go back to the world. and start with guili plains. ] #guizhong: v. archon war. [ they fought upon the plains; where black dust choked the heavens and a thousand rocks splintered. ] #guizhong: v. present. [ all wrapped up in a city that has existed for many moons to date. all these things: they are why people chase it. ] #guizhong: meta. [ her manuscripts lie unfinished in her abode. the blank pages give cause for contemplation on what might have been. ]

[gonwiththebreeze]

no thoughts, head empty

#he was sitting under his water bottle for some reason #so water dropped onto him but he still didn’t mive #every time he sits like this he reminds me of a pigeon #gon’s photo album #percy’s photoshoots #photography #bunny

[fizzytoo]

good morning who wants to kiss 🫵🏽

#*fizzyspeaks #i had such a wild ass dream #i had a dream i was a young foolish mage in training #and my family i were traveling along the coast by foot. and we met these people operating out of a small tavern #i can’t remember who they were but i do remember people being afraid of them #i wanted to impress them but in my eagerness i accidentally set the building on fire #everyone worked together to put out the fire by forming a line and carrying buckets of water back and forth from the sea #i remember crying the entire time bc i felt so guilty and everyone was taking it very well #until the boss called me into this scary room with a tall door #he made me sit in this chair that had mysterious red stains. there was a knife on the chair that was covered in something red too #i was scared #and he made me hold out the palm of my hand and he dropped two plump red candies in the center #and he took the serrated knife and cut them deep into my hand while he talked about what i did #and it didn’t hurt but i could see and feel the deep wounds in my hands #the red of the candy mixing with my blood #and then i woke up :D

[trans-xianxian]

I'm enjoying the fontaine storyline so far I feel like it's progressing the plot forward a good amount and we're getting some rlly cool and important lore info but I Am sort of like. can we solve an insane crisis now. can we have a boss fight please. I enjoy that we're learning a bunch of stuff but it feels like we're Only learning a bunch of stuff and not actually Doing anything of monumental plot importance we're just sort of watching all of the other characters do it

#like I enjoyed the newest archon quest a lot it was great it kept me engaged!!! but also we didn't do anything #like we weren't even there to help fix the water thing because we were sitting silently watching arlechino interrogate furina??? #everything we've done so far in fontaine feels very idle #the trial last patch was so low stakes in like. the grand scheme of things and just served as world building/an elaborate lore drop #most of the archon quest this patch was investigating childe #and then when the big high stakes thing Did happen we weren't even really there for the important part #we did nothing at the tea party w arlechino and furina except watch it happen #and again I'm enjoying it!! we're learning a lot and thats rlly cool!! important world and character information is being gained!!! #but we aren't Doing anything or Solving any problems like we did in other nations #and I guess its sort of a nice break? but doing random tasks while watching Other characters fix the crisis is sort of getting old #like I think fontaine has had some of the best written storyline thus far #I just want to actually participate in something of real significance to the world or nation as a whole #hopefully they are just doing like. a fuck ton of exposition for The Big Crisis and its gonna feel extra important #but like. chop chop #never thought I'd actually be Asking for a boss fight 😭 #ghost posts #text #genshin

[wonderfulxhappiness]

love how that was just his firsr instinct dkdjdnb

dude when isn't it. if requiem can cause sena issues he WILL. bonus points if he can get sonana in on it

#listen he's also the reason niki dropped his phone in boiling pasta water. i think that was him at least it might've been levi idk #both of them hide in cabinets. i don't know why. ANYWAY. requiem has adhd x 1000000000000 i swear #he does Not know how to sit still . except when he does then he's really good at it sdgkhds

[xiiistruggle]

house plants be like "wehhh you gave me too much water im going to drop all my branches" or "wehhh you didnt give me enough water im going to drop all my branches" or "wehhh you gave me too much light im going to drop all my branches" or "wehhh you didn't give me enough light im going to drop all my branches"

#this is a direct callout for my jade plant who spontaneously decided to drop all his branches and i have no idea why #top contender is too much light rn bc it was in my south facing window getting BLASTED #genuinely the only plants that give me no issues are my carnivores #they just want to sit in water all day every day and theyre good

[a-very-fond-farewell]

maybe I need someone to get me spiritual salt or smth for this arm. it’s getting intense. (Reigen will save me)

time to write!

#sneaky niki #I’m a Hot Reigen truther. what can I say #but I draw the line at him smelling nice #that doesn’t sit right with me #lamb loose liveblogging #so. chunga is back with a banger. miya from gwsn dropped an mv :) #my crops are watered #yesterday I was too sick to write sorry #let’s talk about how much I hate ch 15 currently #I’m 7k in and idk how to finish it #well I do know.. it’s just a pain in the ass to tie that scene in with what I’ve written so far #HDS is very much not doing well #he thought he could be as unpredictable as YGG and alternate nice gestures to mean ones to SDY #but? honestly? HDS is not cut to handle the repercussions of such a farce #he knows he needs to train SDY with good things too. as incentive #but every time he is nice to SDY he needs to question himself like: #‘am I doing this right? why acting nice to him makes me kind of happy??’ #so he retaliates by striking back and being mean and ominous.... problem is: #SDY LIKES THAT #and HDS is like: #‘I just slapped him. why is he purring like a cat??’ #so. they make me struggle these days. #hopefully I’ll be able to post ch6 by the end of the week. #have a very good day you. you. reading these silly tags.