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seductive-snail · 7 months
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maturity is accepting that the spankoffski brothers will never be seen interacting and unlucky for y'all im a fucking child
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snailslunchpail · 2 years
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MY LOBBY RN LMAO
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sootysnail · 4 months
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banhammer 👍
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indeedgoodman · 6 months
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saltedsnails · 7 months
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At an alarming frequency online I’m seeing a lot of people just going the fuck off about critics of RWBY, so let me apparently say this again:
If you feel personally attacked because people don’t like your “thing,” you have an issue. And it’s your issue to deal with. Yours. You are equating your self worth with the things you enjoy, and you’re taking it personally when people rightfully call out extremely pertinent issues that need attention brought to them. Telling people to stop criticizing what you enjoy is going to do the opposite, and then you’re going to be more upset. Crusading against critics is pointless. Perhaps seeking the answer as to why you take criticism over an animated show so seriously would help you as an individual.
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snailstrom · 9 months
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My boyfriend has been doing doing this bit where he 100% confidently asserts that fish are bugs because he knows it will launch me into a blind rage. And it works every time
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wordbounds · 3 months
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I had a dream where I was stick in a time loop but I called out of work every time. The first day I became resigned enough to not bother was the day the time loop ended. Like what the fuck did I do to piss off some petty ass higher power???
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2022dirt · 10 months
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The smallest snail ever, next to a sharpie for scale.
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snailendipity · 1 year
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im sorry for the owl house binge, but also in very much not. watched it with my bestie last night and we squeed loud enough to rapture eardrums
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dj-snail · 2 months
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Bored and lonely as hell in class rn. I just want a 70 in this MF so I don’t have to take it again ugh
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princesssnail · 2 months
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I just wanna be able to make a sim with a big ass forehead without all of the hair having a problem with it like I HAVE A VISION LET ME EXPRESS IT
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seductive-snail · 6 months
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me holding onto the starkid obsession like:
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snailslunchpail · 1 year
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i never noticed you do a cute little pose after you've captured the signal !!!!
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sootysnail · 1 month
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i dont have any funny jokes to pull for april fools guys and im lazy so pretend the profile is a different phighter and i said something funny about it
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seven-snails · 4 months
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our cat loves to press both of her tiny little front paws directly and painfully into my thigh while staring at me with the soppingest eyes before going to knead the shit out of my blankets
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saltedsnails · 11 months
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Wait a fucking minute-
If the Schnee semblance is locked to only women, why the fuck hasn’t Willow ground Jacques ass into dust? WILLOW. BEAT HIS ASS.
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