#so yknow. i wanted to fuck w/ that

[foreseeobstacles]

#taylor swift #tswiftedit #reputation #reputation era #i did something bad #idsb #so i noticed that tumblrinas love ripped paper effects n shit #so yknow. i wanted to fuck w/ that

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID: two owl house drawings based on memes. The first one shows Lilith in her season 2B design sketched over the big bang theory "love is in the air? Wrong! Gad leak" meme. She's staring at the viewer with one eyebrow raised and her glasses are opaque.

The second meme is a redraw of a king of the hill scene, split into two panels. The first panel shows Belos holding up a sack of coins with magic, saying "here's 300 snails to break up with hunter". The second panel shows willow in her s2B design pointing at him and saying "save that money for our wedding". End ID]

I did two things today, and that was really beef it while making a sandwich, and draw shitty owl house memes, and baby I'm all out of sandwiches to post (@toh-described)

#the owl house #toh #lilith clawthorne #willow park #toh belos #toh meme #huntlow #aroace lilith #give me more memes to redraw toh characters as this is the most art I've gotten done in weeks LMAO #the second drawing is very specifically inspired by a doodle i did in school of willow and belos where i labeled them as in-laws #and while it's so so far from canon (belos is just some evil shadowy figure to willow and she doesn't exist to him- #-as anything other than an unnotable companion to Luz/hunter or. yknow. depending on how s3 pans out 👀 wittewife parallel) #but them being bitchy in-laws is so funny to me you guys. it's so fucking funny #and somebody's definitely done love is in the air gas leak w/ Lilith before but i couldn't not do my own #I've been wanting to draw her all week she's just one of the ones i really enjoy drawing #she's got big round glasses and poofy hair and a long face and goth girl lips how can i not love drawing her. AND she's hot as fuck #like hello? #anyway yeah aroace Lilith and willow vs belos content be upon ye

[mamawasatesttube]

when people act like the only problems kon ever has are a) tim dating bernard and b) lex luthor

#rimi talks #every time i see another of those posts its just ben affleck with cig.png #deep fried ben with cig.png #i love my little boy more than you i dare you i dare you etc #lex can be an interesting and fun villain in kon's life but so many people are just... geofflike about it. #and they always fuck the kon&clark relationship which always makes me want to bite. #and as for tim/ber its just like.... do w/e idc but leave kon out of it if ur just gonna treat him as an accessory to tim lmao #hes his own character not just tims abandoned love interest #and i say this as someone who LIKES timkon!!! #but the timkon i like is like. yknow. the canon comic book interactions they have. where they have like. mutual respect and shit #not cardboard cutout kon who's only there to prop up wishy washy drippy pathetic nothing tim #tough to like timkon while the entire fucking timkon tag is my enemy

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

#lay rambles #my ocs #oc: liam hawke #oc: lilian hawke #both my hawkes are very social w their friends but i love comparing their boundaries around it #theres variation in rules for specific ppl with both of them ofc but theres still general differences #with liam its all very open and everyone can p much come and go whenever #they dont get extra keys (theyll get lost and he doesnt want randos finding them lol) but they know where to find the spare key #and bodhan and sandal and orana know to let them in whenever #hes very lenient in this this regard but he does have rules abt what he does and doesnt want them to do #mostly its about not making too much of a mess lol bc liam prefers to clean himself #(he doesnt trust the crew with his household and also he has particular ways of doing things and Hates when theyre done differently) #so things like keep your dirty garb at the entrance dont cook by yourselves (this was banned after they did it one (1) time lol) etc #also no fucking allowed. do that somewhere else for the love of the maker he does NOT want to walk into that in his own house #(and it also comes back to liam not trusting them with cleaning but also Not wanting to clean that up lol) #also he is not fond of them going into his room uninvited. most of the house is chill but that is *his* space #he accommodates these rules by e.g. having spare slippers and a little washing basin in the entrance hall for dirty shoes/feet #always makes sure to have snacks in stock that he knows they like #food will have notes abt what to leave for leandra/orana/etc but otherwise food is prepared with his friends in mind #and in general he'll make sure to adjust the space/routine in little ways to accommodate them #(air out when fen isnt there cus he doesnt like drafts; keep curtains open cus anders prefers open spaces; etc) #lilian on the other hand doesnt like when her friends come into the estate without a heads up (cept for emergencies) #but once they have her 'ok' its basically mi casa es su casa #dont yknow. overdo it and get too rowdy but otherwise do whatever #however. she also expects everyone to clean up after themselves. she aint here to play maid and youre all adults #also liam has a general 'please try to not be too wild when leandra is here' and lilian doesnt #not cos she doesnt care but cos leandra is bothered by sth she can speak up herself #oh and lilian uses the basement space as temporary refuge for anyone who needs it (mostly escaped mages) #also side note: both offered gamlen to stay but he refused (out of pride/remorse) #...this got long and i ran out of tag space lmfao so this is it for now xD

[suntails]

gift for a friend!!

#it Happened to line up w their bday i was fucking floored. anyone thats friends w me KNOWS i dont do art bday gifts #but yknow. blinking cutely. strikes a pose. it just worked out like that <3 hashtag built different #theyre besties i NEED them to realize theyre besties so they can have game nights anime nights movie nights. TOGETHER #i want idia to realize he was infodumping and for lilia to be so amused as dialup sounds play in idias head #hes rambling abt kino no tabi for anyone inchrested. u should watch it. both versions. changed my fucking life #twst #twisted wonderland #idia shroud #lilia vanrouge #i suppose this is lilidia enough to put that! theyre hangin out :D #suntails

[karamazovanon]

a collection of the live action raskolnikov from this post :D i thought this version was SO visually interesting so i did a bunch of redraws of stills (most of which aren't in that post oops, thank you @rknchan for sending them!!! <3)

#i might rb this and add all my screenshots under a readmore for reference because i swear to GOD he put razu in a chokehold. like #also fun fact in the middle one i didnt draw it but in the scene hes fucking Stepping On Razumikhin. #crime and punishment #crime & punishment #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #raskolnikov #razumikhin #dmitri prokofich razumikhin #i fucking love this actors face. not in a weird way in like an artist way yknow #like most celebrity faces or influencer faces are just kinda boring. but this guys profile is INSANE #i love drawing noses like his.... i tend to give rodya a small upturned nose because i Want him to look a little off. like conventionally #handsome but still a little bit uncanny. and thats what button noses are to me LMAO #and like i cant give Every character a big/hooked/etc nose so somebody had to get stuck w a small nose but GOD. IT LOOKS SO GOODDDD #anonart #rodya #he looks like middle school me <- really into m/cr and in denial abt being a l/esbian. #god it always looks like im censoring I PROMISE IM NOT I JUST DONT WANT TO BE THAT CROSSTAGGING ASSHOLE

[lovesickeros]

in the meantime come to horrifying realization there's like zero yan clorinde content so everyone sit down and listen to my ted talk (this is a requirement I have locked the doors and blocked the fire exits)

personally don't think Clorinde leans towards threats to be honest. she'd feel horrible and guilty if she did and I don't think she could handle you hating her or being afraid of her (maybe if you pushed her far enough then maybe she could justify it because she's trying to protect you but you'd really have to push it).

imo? leans more towards following you around with a hint of subtle manipulation behinf the scenes0. even if it's within the confines of the Court of Fontaine and the place is swarming with Gardemeks you can never be too sure. absolutely fumbles the excuse if you catch her though (if)

the epitome of gentleman, too. she "bumps" into you a lot and always offers to help– even if it's just a few small bags she takes them from you to help ease your burden, basically following you around like a lost puppy. it's a lot easier to trust the nice, polite woman who helped you then the stilted, awkward woman desperate for your attention.

her reluctance to threaten you or force you to do anything doesn't extend to people you know, though. she can cook up any manner of crime that'd get them stuck fighting a duel with her or dealing with a trial that'd get them sent straight to the fortress.

of course, the first thing she'd do is make sure you're okay. she still cares about you (and she really doesn't mean to manipulate you, but really, don't you find it odd that everyone around you is so sketchy? you should be more careful about who you trust. you trust her though, dont you?).

clorinde is very much in for the long game, in the end. she'd only kidnap you as a last resort. she'd much prefer slowly getting closer to you and having you come with her of your own free will (even if it's because she's been planting ideas in your head that you really aren't safe all alone like this. all your friends turned out to be criminals, after all, and what if they start to blame you and try to hurt you? it's best that you stay with her for a while)

if you had a lover, though? oh, she's livid. she makes sure to pin an absolutely heinous crime on them– one that would involve you. after all, she could swoop in and play savior after killing that wretched pest. she did save you from their alleged plan, after all.

a bit awkward with physical affection to be honest, but she tries in her own way. she does what she can to make your life easier– protects you, makes sure you have a roof over your head and nice clothes, a bed and warm baths, expensive foods..anything you want, she would get you without even asking.

why would you ever want to leave? don't you know how dangerous it is outside? who would take care of you if not her? she provides you with all you need, and with only the best (please don't leave)

basically your personal guard dog. she won't bite if you just listen to her and stay put.

and she's just absolutely smitten. careful if you actually use her gifts, because she'll think you're reciprocating her affection whether you are or not. you'll be drowning in new clothes, always trying need food..and she'll always be hovering over your shoulder, watching.

#genshin yandere #genshin impact yandere #yandere clorinde #clorinde x reader #clorinde is so german shepard coded yknow.. #she doesnt want to hurt you but she will restrain you if she has to. and its something she is very good at #clorinde is a bit of a sweetheart. a gentleman. but shes also horribly manipulative even if she doesnt mean to be #she just cant handle seeing other people so casually interacting with you #they would probably commit a crime in the future anyway #so its fine if she frames them for something #and she just wants to comfort you after finding out your supposed friend is a horrible person.. #its not her fault you start to rely on her because everyone else betrays your trust #shes just trying to comfort you #i mean shes very self aware that shes a bad person for doing it and she knows shes doing it #shakes her around like a can of soda. fucked up yans who sre conflicted over their actions #but do it anyway because their rationalize it so much that they think their doing you a service by keeping you safe #this is all gonna be horribly ooc when we find out more abt clorinde isnt it. anyway #clorinde and the hunting metaphor they used in 4.2 w reader is so tasty though #mm thsts good food #where r my fellow clorinde enjoyers man #ughhhh its way past my bedtime does this make sense........idk im gojng 2 bed or snth

[vampz-on-the-block]

My favourite lil guy<3

#hehe. hehehehehehehehehe. teefs #i am mentally ill and my perception of my art is fucked so im not sure if i want to like it but others do and thats enough for me 😭 #my biggest fucking fear is drawing the nosferatu bc i am not confident in my abilities to do them justice #bc i wanna do them all. yknow. they are ugly lil gremlin creatures w deformities and big teefs and shit and all i do is #all i do is draw pretty people most of the time !!! #anyways look at them !!! i love them !!! axel my beloved !!! #i put my whole fucking nosussy into this istg #digital art #artistvicky #vtm #vampire the masquerade #vampire #vtm oc #own art #nosferatu #tw blood #axel #<3333 they !!!

[skitskatdacat63]

Contemplation on Seb's hair:

#canon or not? we'll never know 🤭 #i blame cofi for this idek why we came up w this but i had to draw it #please forgive me for not shading. i started working on it too late :/ #but its a joke so i dont feel TOO bad #his hair is like lego hair.... #yeah idk if this is canon 😭 like yeah historically he and nando would be wearing wigs bcs that is the style and practice #BUT I LIKE THEM NATURALLY HAVING SUCH BEAUTIFUL LUSCIOUS HAIR YKNOW :( #alternate situation: fernando tugs a little too hard on seb's hair in the throes of passion and rips his wig off #divorce era 💔 #anyways this made me shriek with laughter to draw so i hope you enjoy 🤭 #i wanna make more misc comics like this theyre very fun! #if only one could draw chibi por- huh what who said that #OH ALSO i always meant to ask!! how do you guys feel abt my handwriting? is it legible at least?????? #sebastian vettel #vettonso #catie.art. #i want someone to stumble across my art and be like ooo what is this historical art! and its fucking f1 fanart.... #boy king au

[feline-evil]

Never gonna be over how unutterably pathetic and in dire need of ANY kind of companionship or friendship that doesn't revolve around their band the entirety of dethklok are. I love these horrible idiots who are so devoid of any real connections outside of themselves that they will latch onto anyone unfortunate enough to get too close to any one of them! And GOD help anyone they latch onto!!

#jay talkin #metalocalypse #im thinking about the doubles episode where they just seem genuinely happy to have 'friends' #who arent like. industry people. these men are so starved of any kind of connection #and it takes them four seasons a rock opera and a movie to realise they can find that in each other lmao #also thinking about how quickly any of them bond and become really intense abt anyone in their life #aka: NATHAN TOWARDS ABIGAIL. oh dear poor abigail oh dear #but also toki to damn near anyone and this goes for the entire band tbh as well they all do this at least once #and yeah its mainly cuz 10min eps mean u gotta progress stuff fast #but also holy shit. charles these boys want friends so bad u gotta set em up on playdates or smth #maybe it'd get some of their dumb stupid idiot energy out and they'd be better behaved. well. no they wldnt but... u can dream #i do think theres smth to be said that yeah all of dethklok are cool theyre metal superstars they r good at what they do #theyre also fucking prophesised saviours too and theyre also incredibly dangerous idiots and terrible ppl #but never forget that they are also. so so SO pathetic and isolated and dysfunctional #these men have not lived in the real world in decades and are disconnected and unsocial and spoilt and u can see that this does impact #the way they interact w the world! they need like. anything other than the band in their lives hah. they do need to pal around #im glad they find that in each other eventually!! #i dont want 2 sound like im babying them or infantilising them these r grown asshole idiot men but like. listen these shitheards r lonelyyy #everyone in their lives is like. assigned to be there and is set as beneath them in a class and workbased system #they dont rlly have ppl who r just there cuz they like em. outside of fans. and fans arent rlly a real connection yknow #their only connections come via work networking sex and violence and worship baby!!!! its fucked up!

[astranauticus]

in light of the new episode this joke i made once is feeling a lot more relevant

#rwd #asto speaks #rolling with difficulty #fuck it yeah i'll tag this i feel like at least some people will find this funny #it's the moment when noir said 'if you want VR-LA to understand what you want you have to tell him *verbatim*' that just #got me?? for some reason?? #my irl insight is genuinely so bad i need people to tell me what their deal is or else i just have no clue #this joke has been simmering since like i got to season 3 this ep just had a lot of very raw heart to hearts so i was feeling it extra hard #also the whole VR-LA just needs a 'dani are you mad at me' sign but that might just be an anxiety thing #no the thing that always gets to me is that i never *registered* the autism of it all surrounding VR-LA until like #after i started engaging w the fan space and saw everyone talking about it #and i was like?? really?? gosh i never noticed #so yknow. that probably says something

[cream-and-tea]

oh boy ohhhh man there nuclear-waste-facility levels of toxic family dynamics happening in my google docs rn

#me. planning for burn the stars: yeah apollinaire’s home was super mega fucked up #me. writing some of said home life: HEY THIS IS SUPER MEGA FUCKED UP #i need to really flesh out two of the main royal families in burn the stars so i was doing a bit of writing to try and figure out some #of the dynamics i’ve been turning over in my head w apollinaire’s family #(specifically her relationship w her siblings because that’s alllll kinds of messy but i don’t have a very clear grasp on it) #(well i guess i do now. but yknow) #and let me just say: YIKES #also alphonso el belrose i want 2 kill you with a hammer oh my god #(<- me about my own character that i created and wrote myself) #wip: burn the stars

[meatmensch]

Music I think Roy Kent likes and why

Madonna. In season 3, episode 3, Roy said, "[Pre-Madonna] means before Madonna, female vocalists didn't have to work that hard." This implies a great respect for Madonna and her craft. Also, it's an example of a very specific kind of queer guy misogyny that I find very humorous and implicative (of him being queer).

The Sex Pistols (and other punk rock). Two of their songs are in the Ted Lasso soundtrack. One of them specifically plays when Roy is about to do some pundit work for the first time. I think it's meant to be his hype up music. They're also, of course, anti-fascist and anti-monarchy, which I think Roy would vibe with. He's giving punk.

The music of the Muppets. Canonically (not that I necessarily consider this kind of thing canon, lol) a Muppets fan, I think he'd love the soundtracks to the movies, as well as the numbers they do on the original show.

Rap; Salt-n-Pepa, Queen Latifah, and Beyonc��. I just think he would like them. In season 1, episode 6, Keeley mentions that he has rapped, implying at least some interest in the genre.

Leonard Cohen. I think Roy's Jewish, and he's a broody, sensual bitch. It adds up perfectly. Sidenote: while "She's a Rainbow" by the Rolling Stones was a great choice for the song he runs home to football to, I think Cohen's "Ain't No Cure for Love" would've fucking slayyyed..."I loved you for a long, long time / I know this love is real / It don't matter how it all went wrong / That don't change the way I feel / And I can't believe that time is gonna heal / This wound that I'm speaking of" "I've got you like a habit / And I'll never get enough" "I don't need to be forgiven / For loving you so much"

Klezmer. Again, if Roy is Jewish, and we know he loves and misses his grandad...it's simple. He HAS a record player and a dope sound system, and on his shelves there ARE old klezmer records that he remembers dancing around to with his grandad in their old flat.

Amy Winehouse. Again, if Roy is Jewish, and we know he is broody and bitchy, it is a given. "Rehab" is his anthem when his knee gets bad and he is reluctant to treat it.

Disco; Donna Summer and Jessie Ware. It's just great workout music, and it slays, and if he's queer, well, yes, of course he likes disco.

Pop rock; Elton John and Queen. If he's queer...it's a given. I think he particularly likes "I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself" and "Rocket Man", as he is suicidal (I can't find the interview where Goldstein said this) (it's just Word of God anyway), and the most rocket man motherfucker ever.

The music of the people he loves; Led Zeppelin, Cream, Tina Turner, and Stevie Nicks. Phoebe, Keeley, and Jamie like these musicians. He's a caring uncle, boyfriend, and friend. He is listening and learning. Also, I think Phoebe would be into some weird stuff, like outsider music - maybe some Tiny Tim. I think Roy would also enjoy the music of other friends, from plenty of other genres.

#also. i rly disagree w the term outsider music but it gets the point across so yknow. #also i have this hc that he plays the drums bc his sister wanted to play music at some point and he was like ok i will play toys w u fine. #and she plays guitar :) #my posts #ted lasso #i also think he is maybe one of those celebrities who is multidisciplinary. so yes he has released a few eps. under a pseudonym ofc #then again i kinda think he's one of those guys who is really good at one thing and THINKS they suck at everything else. so like he happens #to play music around people every once in a while and they're like whatttt u r amazing? and he's like shut up i'm garbage. yeah #I ALSO THINK ROY IS RLY INTO BASEBALL. why? um. if u ask him he'll say some shit like 'i'm a fucking athlete ofc i follow other sports. no #it's not weird that it's not a very british thing. get the fuck out of my face.' the real answer is he watch a league of their own as a kid #purely for madonna and a special interest was born #inspired #roy kent #also! jamie is a HUGE music snob. i just know this to be true #like. the only musicians we've heard him mention (i think) are tina turner and stevie nicks. whenever roy grabs the aux and bumps madonna o #any music from this century he resists the urge to reach over and strangle him

[sleepyblr-heart]

also a couple other images (ft half baked ixol and mino designs)

#heart art! #adventure forward #af2 #ixol #mino #ulipse #stratosfear #ulipsofear #kinda. 2nd image was made w it in mind. but it's not exactly. ship art. yknow? #ixol and mino's designs Will change. i drew them now just for the silly. you can get the jist tho yea? ya #for the funy i will hc dump right here. #the points can shape shift. can change almost everything (outside of their body colors and symbol (except for compale ulipse and ixol)) #so i like to think ixol just does whatever the fuck they want with their form. to be funny. #they calm down abt it after af2. mostly bc mourning. #i think other points change their forms a bit after af2 too. but i dont exactly have those planned out. at all. #anyways thats all ur getting for now. goot bye.

[nessguts]

bitch who killed you !!!!!!!

#idk um i just #maybe im insane but i want her to date saike so bad #yknow the guy who turns into janemba in fusion reborn… #saike is basically my oc i adopted them they are MINE #so their ass is gettihg shipped w shrumo #gay peopleeeeee #idk how she dies yet but it has to be battle based methinks #and i think goku and vegeta get real fucked up over it #and im thinking maybe the dragon balls have just been used for some reason so it’ll be another year before she can come back to life #so that she has time to develop a relationship with saike >_< #anyway im rambling #dbz #shrumo

[the-patrex]

#the last of us #joel and ellie #joel miller #ellie williams #literally ill thinking about the lengths they will go for each other #not saying anything specific bc dont want to give spoilers but #*screaming in a pillow* #im not a gamerTM but my bff very much is #so I know the plot of both games bc of what he showed me and we talked about (a lot he is a big fan) #but MY MAN #as someone that is more up to speed with tv/movies SEEING them HOLY FUCK #AND BEING BURDENED W KNOWLEDGE #so yknow im still in my regular bs of being intoxicated w relationships that might... not bring the best of each other. but Ill stop ramblin #thats my art tag I guess