#soff rants

[buckaroosboogara]

Sonic has literally flirted more with Shadow in 1 (one) episode than he has ever with Amy in the whole canon

#GAYYYYY #sonadow #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic prime #sonic prime spoilers #sonic stuff #soff rants

[yinzr]

"Not impress... It's a patetic performance... Affa da team dizzn't care. Pfft. You know it's like... Are we gonna be 'appy to play eight minutes? I'm not gonna be 'appy to play eight minutes... What those guys will say if we take... forty percent of their salary because they only play or fifty percent of their salary because we they only play for fifty fifty percent of the time, that's anough. Dat defensive squad, I think dere goal, I really start to believe dere goals is to be... da worst defensive squad in the league. And they're doing such a great job to be da worst defensive squad in the league, dey're dey're, dey turn the puck over, dey have no vision, dey soff like I've never seen a bunch of defensemen soff like dis. So around there, you put the two, combination, and... Well, so hey... Dere's a lotta guys don't care, they pretend to care, but I know dey don't care... What's a solution? Gonna find solution. It's a game of emotion, it's a game of harr work, it's a game of passion, y'know dere's, hey... Like Kovachoo... What he did, the other day...  There's not one guy... was close to do something...  Maybe Maxim Tal-but... At the end wit... one secon leff... 'sabout five foot eight... Pppt. Di, did.. Did dey tink dat... as a coach, dat I get da feeling dat team care for each udder? Wow... Y'know? Try to have a good ambiance, y'know, wit da team yesterday... Pppt. Ay. So I guess we gonna have to come back wit de old recipe, you know? It's like... Dey make my job miserable? So...  It's give and take. What can I do? Hey. I'm so disappoint, about, a lots of guy... Very disappoint. Because dey don' care. If dey care, y'know? Tonight, it's looks like mens against boys. Ay... Oh, Marc, Marc, y'know... He's playing good for us, tank god... Thank you."

- Michel Therrien (Reposting this from almost ten years ago because the original yt video went away and tumblr apparently can’t figure out how to edit a video post.)

#Michel Therrien #nhl #pittsburgh penguins #epic rant #Transcription #Kovachoo #pppt #soff

[sofflysteel]

A Soff rant:

So, local news covered one of those horrified parents groups, the type that needs to take books away from everyone’s child instead of restricting only their child’s freedom. Anyway, the lady spoke about a particular book that had sexual content that will “stir dangerous feelings” that will lead to confusion and is inappropriate.

I wonder, if you never wanted your human child to feel sexual feelings why did you even bother bringing a child into the world?

[datorchoe]

SFW and NSFW headcanons for Vingalmo and Garan Marethi 👀

Bro, y’all need to stop asking me obscure characters cause I keep simping for them 😩

WARNING!! NSFW UNDERCUT!

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SFW

Vingalmo

- Vingalmo is quite the gentleman. He is the type of guy to kiss your hand and buy you flowers. Mans worships the ground you walk on at this point. Flaunts you everywhere he goes. 

- Speaking of, this man's love language is gifts. 100%. He’s the type of dude to smother you in gifts. He will also DIE if you get him a gift of some kind. One thing he has gotten is a matching set of bracelets for the two of you. 

- He isn’t a very affectionate person, but he will cuddle you if you ask. He would never initiate it though. No one can know he's soff!

- He definitely rants to you about Orthjolf. He talks so much trash about him, you almost think he’s fallen in love with him. You tease him occasionally about it. 

Garan Marethi 

- This poor bastard is so goddamn tired it's not even funny. He loves laying down and cuddling with you and having you run your fingers through his hair. It makes him feel better. 

- He also tends to talk about the past a lot. No matter how old you are or how many times you’ve heard his story, he’ll ramble about things he’s done for HOURS. 

- But, Garan is a very attentive lover. He can always tell when you’re upset or need something. Don’t even try to be sad in his presence cause he’ll notice and fix it immediately. 

- Garan also LOVES taking baths with you. It's one of his favorite things to do because you two can just be close and take care of one another. 

NSFW

Vingalmo

- Vingalmo is a very tall boi, and the curtains match the drapes. He's probably about 7 inches long, but he's somewhat slimmer than most. 

- I kind of see him as a sub for some reason. Like, he’s on the bottom, but he's always complimenting you and telling you how good you feel. 

- I can see him as the type to steal your underwear and use them to get off later. The freak. 

- He also definitely gets pegged and no one can tell me otherwise. He keeps up this cocky attitude in public but he's a total sub when it comes to you. 

Garan Marethi

- I don’t think he’d be quite as big as Vingalmo, but maybe about 5.5 inches long. He is way thicker than Vingalmo though. 

- Definitely a dom. He doesn’t like being out of control. However, he does love himself a good battle for dominance. 

- Garan is also really into choking. He loves watching you almost pass out from pleasure and lack of oxygen. But don’t worry he’s an expert at this, he knows when to stop. 

- He’s lowkey and anal guy. He doesn’t really know why he likes it better, he just does. Dat ass just hit different. 

#dorc writes #skyrim #vingalmo #garan marethi

[lihikainanea]

Hello

So this is the first time for me to send an anon here but I really loved your blog and I saw you said this is a safe place so I feel a little comfortable to send you an anon. I had a question on my mind about sex scenes after I read the two fiction you wrote about tiger and bill’s sex scene and how understanding she was. I don’t get it tbh like how can’t someone feel jealous or upset when they see their bf touching someone else like this!! Iike how!! I know you’d think I am prude as whenever I discuss this with my friends they make me feel like I am inferior to them or not cool enough because I don’t accept sex scenes, it just feels too real!! Like an actor or actress shove their tongs into each other mouths and not feel anything or an actor would put a nipple into his mouth and then just continue their day and not feel at least weird! And when I see actors interviews about how it’s nothing I feel they’re saying this because they have too!!

I really apologise for the long anon but I felt from your blog that you’re an understanding person and won’t judge me for this. Ok rant is over have a good day.

Ps: I really really love your writings, keep it going ❤️

awww babes, thank you so much for interacting! I love it when you guys reach out, in whatever way makes you comfortable. I lurked for years, never even leaving so much as a like on posts lest people actually start to acknowledge that I exist. Thanks for coming to my little bubble, and submitted your first ask <3 this is indeed a safe space for all, and I'm glad you felt safe enough to reach out!

Honestly, I have some complicated feeling. I'm pretty possessive but I think that's rooted a lot in my competitive nature, otherwise I'm pretty open-minded. But the thought of like...my significant other kissing a very pretty woman, one who is thin and stereotypically beautiful and all those other characteristics that society places value on--man, I would lose my shit. I don't know how they differentiate it either. I get it, I know actors always say sex scenes are anything but sexy because there are lights and cameras and people buzzing all around, but at the end of the day--we are physical beings. Our biology defies us. And regardless of if you're in front of a lot of people, if you're making out with someone in little clothing and ya'll are rubbing up on each other, physiology will take over. It has to, doesn't it? We are simple beings. And if the character you're portraying is supposed to be all turned on by it, then I dunno...aren't you, the actor, all turned on by it?

In any case, I feel you. I think if my significant other was in the bidniss and was making out with pretty ladies, I'd lose my fucking mind. But on the upside--I would also get to bed every single one of his characters. Like, you bet I'd be asking Bill if I could have a quickie with Merkel one day. Or sweet, soff sex with Henry Pearl. Or some freak nasty shit with Axel.

[donutloverxo]

Gratitude challenge!!

Thanks to @hevans-angel for the inspo.

Day 1 - Three things you're grateful for.

For having more than enough food, shelter and cute clothes🥺 I never take these things for granted, considering more than half the world is starving.

For all the good qualities that I have. As well as the bad ones because they make me me. I struggled with body image issues for so long and now I'm just like fuck it. I look this way, I'm going to look like that forever and I'll have to accept it and embrace it. I'm not gonna let the patriarchy win by not liking myself 😤😤 I even go on rants about body positivity all the time. I also like how soff and cute I am🥺 I like that having the ability to write gave me this platform and everything good that came along with it.

For my family and friends ❤ I realized how much I love and value them this lockdown. Sure they drive me crazy sometimes but it'd be worse if I was stuck in quarantine alone. (My heart goes out to anyone who's going through this alone rn. I'm always here for you.)

The challenge under the cut for anyone interested.

#30 days of gratitude challenge

[that-bi-bitch-writes]

ok so clarification thing cuz i might rant about emoboy and his journey,,, wild scratch or just wild is mlp/furry era so like before anime and shit, softboy is a time where he wasn’t such a bad person and he was soff, emoboy is edgy softboy and is 10x more feral and 10% more unstable

i put that timeline together and im proud of myself

i still stand by my opinion that you put this character through too much but at least it's interoand fully fleshed out

#ask #crusty ask

[duskkodesh]

Hey! My second ordered creature came in so again doing a review and tagging it ‘art doll’ in case you followed me because I rant over a certain fictional vampire. 

So this little guy is a GaiToys imp, the seller/artist is on Etsy and I highly recommend! The only reason I can’t leave a review there is because of mail issue. P.S. kiddos. If you order ANYTHING from Russia right now buy EMS shipping. He was lost in transit for two months, during which I was refunded for him. Then he arrived about ten days ago, no tracking update, customs opened and searched the box (Don’t worry, I PMed the artist and re-paid her). Seriously. EMS shipping is a thing I should have bought but I purchased him April 8th and the world had only slightly gone to heck so I was cocky. The artist was a sweetheart through all the issues as well, fantastic service, never failed to answer a PM. 

So anyways Imp here is a wireframe doll with a firmly packed soff body. The head is more of a faceplate. The limbs are bendable and the ears are connected through on wire and can be positioned. He balances well, made extra stable by a firm floofy tail. 

His hands, face, and feet are hand sculpted and airbrushed nicely. He’s also a good size at 10 inches give or take a bit for fluff and how his legs are bent. This is him next to a 20oz soda bottle. 

It doesn’t look even but it helps scale. He has about an inch of height over the bottle. The hand feel of him is lovely! The sculpting is great!He was definitely made with care and GaiToys selection is just amazing for the price, she even does customs, go check her out.

#Gaitoys #etsy #art doll #poseable creature #toy review #soft sculpture #artdoll

[buckaroosboogara]

I'm gonna die. Thanks to @/justshadowsfaker on Tik Tok now I know that in Sonic Prime's French dub instead of saying "I never knew you were a hugger.", Sonic says:

"On a jamais été aussi proche."

WHICH LITERALLY TRANSLATES TO "WE HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CLOSE"

#SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP #WHAT THE FUCK #sonadow #sonic prime #sonic the hedgehog #sonic stuff #soff rants

[sofflysteel]

A Soff rant:

Do I even want to poison my blog with any mention of this scum? (Heads up! No, this is not directed toward anything OL related.) I just have to release these thoughts. Ok, scum Cosby, you were compelled to speak the truth of your crime in order to buy your ticket out of a criminal charge and I understand that that testimony couldn’t be used to keep you in prison. That’s all the letter of the law, I dig it. (And at least that one victim was able to get some form of relief for her damage by your admission.)

But, did you honestly dare to call in to a radio station and proclaim that you are standing up for all those who are imprisoned while innocent????!!!! You dare to include yourself with those most truly unfortunate human beings? How? You are not one of them, you see, by your own testimony some years ago. Keep your mouth shut about innocence, you sickening thing.

[buckaroosboogara]

Me encanta ver a los Libertarios en Twitter llorando porque "Recien ahora despues de 4 años salen a cacerolear." o "El DNU de Fernandez tambien fue anticonstitucional."

My Dear. My queen. Como te explico que estabamos en una PANDEMIA MUNDIAL de un virus que se contagiaba por aire que fue mutando para poder sobrevivir en nuestros cuerpos (Matandonos en el proceso) y que te ibas a morir en Marzo de 2020 por la primera cepa si no se hacia eso? Como te explico que la division republicana de poderes que se basa en la división, control y equilibrio entre los 3 poderes y sirve para hacer cumplir la democracia (la eleccion del pueblo) y que pasar por encima de eso con un decreto de necesidad y urgencia (Que se supone es para ayudar a aliviar la Necesidad y la Urgencia) es pasar por encima de la democracia, por lo tanto eso si es anti democratico? Como te explico que lo que esta pidiendo la gente es que el DNU pase por el congreso (aka el poder legislativo) para que los representantes del pueblo vean si le conviene al pueblo y de ahi cumplir todos los procesos democraticos?

Bestie, my love. Please.

#como te explico que los que no lo votamos queremos tener una simple voz en lo que esta pasando? #argieblr #argieposting #el mejor pais del mundo #soff rants

[buckaroosboogara]

Stfu I literally thought Sonic only called Shadow 'Shads' or 'Shad' in the fanfics, nOT IN THE FUCKING CANON COMICS

#AHHHHH!!! #sonadow #sonic stuff #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #soff rants

[buckaroosboogara]

"I'm not mad, I don't get why yall are mad!" Says the average usamerican user that can afford to pay 60$ annually for Watcher content

#also we dont blame Just Steven for this #we blame everyone in the watcher team #im sorry yall but this is crazy #im happy for them but what were you thinking by not doing this gradually my friends #watcher #watcher stuff #soff rants

[buckaroosboogara]

I swear I'm this close to start screaming in my first language bECAUSE AFTER 7 YEARS, FINALLY, BUDDIE IS HAPPEINING IN FRONT OF US. YOU CANNOT FOOL ME ANYMORE. BUDDIE 2024.

#those titles got me back into the weewoo show and those two idiota #idiots* #i also think this may be the final season or maybe there will be a season 8 but that will be it #so this is thee perfect moment to do it #fuck #im so pumped now #i cant wait for March 14th #911 stuff #buddie #soff rants #911 abc

[buckaroosboogara]

I JUST DISCOVERED THE SHERLOCK AND CO. PODCAST!!! I WILL BE LOST TO THE SHERLOCK FANDOM ONCE AGAIN!!

#will i turn any minimum interaction between Sherlock and Watson into Johnlock? yeah. im in tumblr bitch ofc i will. #sherlock and co #soff rants