#sorry idk how that slipped in

[oh-surprise-its-me]

Roy/Jamie fic idea: Just listened to " The Other Side" by Ruelle and it just got be wanting a fic where one of them gets a life-threatening scare, like almost dying in a car wreck of coughing up blood and needing to get tested. The other is losing his damn mind with worry. They don't wanna know what it's like to live without the other, what kind of empty life that would be. Que wanting to finally get married, have kids together, hell get a dog and the whole nine yards!

Aww okay I love it

Jamie saw it on the news. He didn’t even get a text. Or a call. The fucking reporter for channel 6 told him.

Roy was in a crash.

A really bad one.

Not his fault, his car flipped twice. They’re saying he’s in the hospital. Got fucking flew there in a helicopter.

Jamie realizes he dropped the plate he was holding. There’s glass all over the floor. Hell there’s blood running down his hands. His phone starts ringing, he practically rips it out of his pocket. “Hello?”

It’s a woman’s voice that responds, “yes hello, Jamie Tartt? You’re Roy Kent’s emergency contact. He’s been in an accident. He’s out of surgery now. We couldn’t find your number for a while.”

Jamie collapses to the floor. “I’ll be right there.” She hums and hangs up. Jamie can’t breathe.

He runs to the car faster then he’s ever run before.

—————

When Jamie finally sees Roy he’s awake. Covered in blood and a cast on his arm but awake. He’s sitting in a hospital bed.

Jamie freezes in the doorway. He can’t move.

“Baby?”

Jamie let’s put a shaky sob. He slowly walks forward and touches Roy’s face. Roy leans into his hand like a cat, kisses the palm of Jamie’s hand. “I’m okay. It’s okay.”

Jamie drops like a puppet with its strings cut. He collapses into the chair next to the bed. He’s sobbing. Jamie doesn’t know if he can hold onto Roy any tighter.

Roy leans forward and pulls at Jamie until he gets the idea. He gently crawls into bed with Roy.

Jamie presses a kiss to Roy’s shoulder. He gets an annoyed noise and Roy grabs his face and fully kisses him. It’s probably not an appropriate kiss for a hospital but Roy almost died. Jamie thinks it’s fair.

——

“I can’t ever leave you again.”

Jamie blinks at Roy. It’s a week after the accident. They’ve talked a bit. They’re in bed for the night, Roy’s arm on a pillow and Jamie curled under the other one. “What do you mean? You never left me?”

Roy sighs. He has a serious face. He kisses Jamie’s nose. “I want more with you. A dog. Another cat. I wanna call you my husband.”

Jamie grins at Roy. Before he can say anything Roy keeps going. “Wanna be able to tell people, ‘oh yeah that’s my husband Jamie’”

Roy isn’t looking at Jamie. He can’t. There’s a lot of things he can’t do right now.

Jamie presses a kiss to his neck. And tucks his head into Roy’s shoulder. “If we’re naming things we want.. I want to be able to tell a kid to go and find their other dad. Or like ask your dad.”

Roy sits up straight. He pulls Jamie with him so they’re sitting across from each other. “You wanna have a kid with me?” Jamie laughs. He can’t help it. “I wanna do everything with you.” Roy yanks him into an aggressive kiss. He can’t help it. God he loves this man.

“I’ve got a ring in the drawer. Was my grandfather’s. Want to melt it down and put half in my ring and half in yours.” Jamie has tears in his eyes. “I’d love that.”

“I love you.”

Jamie kisses Roy again. “Love you too.”

There’s a beat of silence and they lay back down.

“Can we get another cat tomorrow.

Roy let’s put a sigh. He knew that one would come back to bite him. “Yeah. Course we can.”

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #jamie x roy #royjamie #roy kent x jamie tartt #thanks for the ask !! #hope you like !! #more of my Jamie is a cat person agenda #sorry idk how that slipped in

[drabsyo]

okay hear me out, werewolf Hermione finding out Bellatrix (or Pansy) is her mate plus her mate is into Hermione's scars

pansmione werewolf au, where they grow a lot closer after being constantly paired with each other for prefect duty. And Hermione's a secret werewolf. Hermione almost never misses a shift but every time she does, it's only during full moons. Pansy figures it out. And well, now she has to sneak a gryffindor prefect back into the dorm rooms. At least the hard part is over... right?

#pansmione #pansy parkinson #hermione granger #hp wlw #hp fanart #this is like a super late halloween thing #sorry i picked pansmione because that prefect au is <3 #drabstuff #idk how to draw wolves let alone werewolves so human anatomy slipped in

[johnslittlespoon]

i think about how curt and john both grew up in wisconsin at least twice a day. it's such a sweet little detail and i'm sad they changed it in the show because we would've either seen them so enamoured with each other off the bat because they have similar childhoods, or they'd be at each other's throats over it, stupidly competitive until they realize they actually get on like a house on fire.

imagine them finding out they only grew up a few towns apart? the "do you think we would've found each other even if the war didn't happen?" / "i think we would've found each other in every timeline" pillow talks. the fantasizing about going back to wisconsin after the war and building a cabin on the outskirts of manitowoc next to lake michigan and starting a new life together.

(john still builds that cabin after the war ends; he just doesn't expect to be doing it without his boy by his side.)

#this was meant to be soft & sweet idk how the angst slipped in #so very sorry. pretend curt made it and they got to live out their dream life together alright <3 #curtbucky #johnslittlespoon brainrot

[slightlyunconventional]

j/on s/ims the type of guy to wait until the very very last second before pausing a tape to sneeze...... like?? he definitely is in denial about needing to sneeze despite it literally being about to happen

#now im imagining his voice slooowly getting breathier and breathier with the occasional hitch between words- #-and then the tape clicks on and off and suddenly hes back to normal (for now) #what if he was about to sneeze and then. tried to turn off the recorder but slipped/missed or wtv and didnt have time to try again #imagine THAT in a recording #then maybe t/im (idk much about him yet tbh) is listening back to the tapes and comes across this one #talks to j/on about it while trying not to laugh #j/on is very grumpily like “yes i know ill have to rerecord it dont REMIND me” #and t/im is like “actually thats pretyy funny you should leave that in” #cue j/on being all “do you have any idea how *disgusting* .... blah blah blah.... MORTIFYING not to mention UNPROFESSIONAL- #“-(indistinct pissed-off rambling)” #t/im is like “ok chill i was joking pleas e” #Sorry that got away frkm me a bit #k talks #t/ma

[llumimoon]

The Talk (page 3)

Doodler AU post || start || previous || next ||

Three pages in and I finally remember to draw the tattoos! Oopsies.

This comic takes place shortly after the Doodler’s homunculus body was made. Lark and Sparrow try to figure out how they feel about the situation.

Dialogue under the cut!

Lark: You can’t just- We can’t just-

Lark: That’s not how it works! There’s no going back!

Lark: You can’t just forget about all the people you’ve hurt, and start all over again!

Sparrow: Wait, wait, wait-! Back up! I think I missed something here.

#dndads #dungons and daddies #dungeons and daddies season 2 #dndads s2 #doodle dot au #lark oak #sparrow oak #also a nick cameo! #I’m not tagging him bc he’s a pain to tag EJABDJFJF #cal draws #thetalkcomic #I like to call this the Lark angst page tehe #mans has some problems maybeee #slipped in a little nark for shippers out there #idk I’m really fond of the idea that it was Lark who cut off Nick’s arm #also realized something else #long term comics like this show off just how inconsistent my art style is 😭😭 #WHOOPS. well u guys gotta get used to it I’m sorry man #also I cannot draw muscles IM SORRY LARK #maybe one day I won’t post in the middle of the night but today is NOT that day #I’ll do a morning reblog it’s fine

[neurotypical-sonic]

been wanting to make a short comic for a while but never could come up with an idea that like. wouldnt completely overwhelm me, because I've never drawn one before. but now I know what I'm gonna do. sonic's adventure in bouse sitting

#how tf do you plan and make comics #wait idk anymore. i dont want to bite off more than I can chew and abandon it #maybe I write out the vauge script/plot and if its too complicated i turn it into a fic and do som3 #something else for a comic #sorry my hand slipped and im not writing all that out again #egg.txt

[lavampira]

it’s not even noon and I already need a nap

#or like. a sleep through the rest of the day. existence. idk i’m kinda over it lmao #not that any of this is new but like #it’s exhausting to deal with my brain and my feelings all the time #i hate feeling like my life and all my relationships are slipping away from me and i hate feeling like a bother if i try to hold onto them #ik brains are liars but it’s such a convincing one #and idk how to cope with like anything going on at all #anyway sorry if anyone reads this and sorry for so much negativity lately #the life and times

[bri-to-the-future]

Happy Fall Down Saturday!

#thats right we’re getting into the game now #sorry its not a gif but idk how to make those #im gonna try to figure it out by next week #also sorry its so late the day may have slipped my mind #bttf #back to the future #fall down saturday #marty mcfly #bttf the game #bttftg

[dreamwinged]

intrusive thoughts drain my will to live like nothing else

#.vent #cw mental health #tw mental health #please trust i am not using this term lightly/as a synonym for ‘impulsive’ #it’s something ive struggled with genuinely for as long as i’ve been conscious and . over the years i really did find strategies #<- that helped me to cope well #but it’s been killing me lately #like it is so exhausting and gutwrenching constantly when your thoughts drift to triggers constantly like how am i not even safe in my head #i don’t mean to vent i don’t want this to trigger anybody but it feels so lonely but so constant and i can’t help but self isolate and i’ve #<- been drinking every night just to try and stop it but it doesn’t help and i swear just everything is slipping. it is so hard to feel love #<- towards myself whilst this is happening idk #<- and how could i ever expect anyone to love me when i can’t love myself lmfao #<- so yeah sorry for the lack of selfship posts as of late ik that’s not what this blog is for but ive been rly struggling w it too #<- for those reasons #idk does this make sense

[dalkyeom]

Listening to Kidult has been so cathartic because I feel like maybe I’m not allowed to cry over things then Dokyeom goes “It’s ok, your world is precious” and I start bawling like a baby

#and he sings with so much warmth! like his voice is already infused with angel energy with the charged battery of the mf sun #also bc I just feel so replaceable and I dont matter #and idk maybe that’s true but hearing these 13 men sing about how every single person is precious #maybe I’ll cry a bit and believe them #I’ve loved kidult since the first listen but it’s extra meaningful to me rn #chia.diary #also I’m so sorry for slipping a bit of sad thoughts today #i’ll try to be back to happy chia soon! I just need a bit of time ;;; i’m really sorry!

[joyridingmp3]

boss just sat me down and basically asked what's wrong with me again

#i went home sick last friday and i guess someone said i did something wrong at work #when im 99% sure i didn't?? #anyway. they also think I've been quieter lately #i feel bad. im mad because of the whole situation with my shitty coworker #but my boss slipped up and said 'we're friends - well. sorry. we're not /friends/ I'm your boss but -' #so clearly he views me as a friend but is trying to set professional boundaries #I just feel guilty #i don't even know why this is getting to me so much #i guess it feels like someone just listed off all of the things I'm doing wrong and pointed them out to me #and that paired with the fact that I was caught off guard by it #i hate being caught off guard #idk #anyway the apartment cat came over to hang out for a bit but she was distant #so the perceived rejection really hit me #i swear to god i don't realise how insane i am til i write all this out #anyway. i don't have any drugs left other than some random opioids #which is basically russian roulette #in terms of dosage because they're all wildly different #so I'll probably stay sober tonight #which is for the best :/ #if I want to wake up on time to work tomorrow #it's not even anything. im mostly just trying to avoid my creepy shitty coworker #but i can't say that! so i guess everyone just thinks i hate them noe #now* #and they probably all secretly hate me #since he said that a few people have mentioned that I've been quieter lately #so I'm not even doing a good job putting up my ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ facade #which is like. my only skill and asset #anyway. time to think about dying and never eat again ig #mine

[ladycatofwinterfell]

God I won’t have time to properly write in so long, huh?

#it’s exam season i have a wasp infestation in my home and my fridge broke #also i slipped and twisted my ankle walking on wet fucking cobblestone and that foot is messed up as it is so im walking so bad rn #my normal limp? nothing compared to how i limp now #sorry im complaining but ive been tested this past week #im thinking of releasing my backup fic that i have for times like these but idk if its time yet

[zhalar]

wheres that post hows it go. whats worse than having a job. not having one. bro im so fuckign b o r e d. BUT I DONT WANNA WORKKKKK. but i need money to live and buy sweet treats....... but theres no suitable work available in this tOWNNN

#agony->pain->agony->pain->agony->pain->agon #särmäs sermons #i want to rant i want to write i want to read i want to experience autumn i want a SCHEDULE i want to sit silently with someone i want to #be left alone forever i need to do something about my gender or im gonna exploDEeeEEE i need to go to a fucking . dentist one of these days #im so fucking useleeesssss and scareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed #why didnt i just.... apply for a school in the spring.................... im not cut out for this. any of it!!!! #shouldve gotten that fucking drivers license the fucking minute i turned 18 would make all this so much easier. BUT I DONT WANTT A LICENSE #whew sorry about this! the concept of the best years of my life (irony and jokes are present in this statement) is slipping thru my fingers #Every Fucking Day 24/7 for Months Now ! #and im too chickenshit to do.. self-help or -improvement. even though i definitely could benefit from some of that #was thinking of attending a #demo ?? what a word. anyway . next week. but i live in a littletown far away and i dont wanna pay all that train+bus fare :( #plus other reasons. idk. fucking bullshit asshell dickfuck. im so fucking tired of being like thiiiiiiis #IM ALRIGHT i just havent talked to a human today. you know how it is. #listening to melancholy playlists mightve been an error in judgement on my part

[dreamaze]

the longer i'm here the more apparently it is how readily fandom energy at large will divert to the Next New Thing while well-established (older) groups keep growing & evolving while nudged into the shadows

#idk idk obviously i also lose interest in groups but it has rarely been to latch onto some younger debut & more for musical/taste reasons #(but like. aren't u tired of how the vocal standard has clearly slipped over the last decade) #(overall. there are some exceptions ofc but on the whole companies keep debuting teens who can look good & dance reasonably well #but have clearly only been singing for a couple years & they'll keep doing it because fans will eat it up) #(<- ~a few years is absolutely not enough in music time to be a professional at that thing sorry) #wings hot take saturdays ignore me <3