I wish you would write a fic where... Brian defends Roger either to journalists, other musicians, friends etc. Could be any reason (looking like a girl, being loud, drinking too much, bad review).
Anon, you had me stumped for a bit because even though I know Roger's copped a lot of shit unfairly over the years, I couldn't pin down a what, who or why for Brian to respond to.
But then this popped into my head this morning.
Brian, in a gigging pub, after wowing the audience, is approached on his way to the bar by a guy in double denim that someone in another band pointed out was a scout for a label.
The guy: The name's Geoff, I work for Reactionary Records, you might have heard of us. *passes his card over*
Brian hadn't heard of them at all. Brian smiled and nodded anyway.
Brian: Oh, yes! Yes,
The Guy: I liked what I heard up there. By far the most proffessional student band I've watched, and if that's what you can do with a small stage like that, I can see amazing things in better places.
Brian, genuinely appreciative: Wow. Thank you!
The Guy: Where are the rest of you, by the way?
Brian: Er, the rhthym section are still getting changed, Freddie, our lead singer is around somewhere. I'm just getting us our drinks
The Guy: Great great. Yeah.... see the thing is, I wouldn't like to say this in front of her, but as much as I liked what I saw and heard... this chick on drum things, if you came with us, it's not gonna work
Brian: ... Sorry?
The Guy: I know. It's all about equal opportunities these days, and I'm not saying she's bad, in fact the harmonies are a nice touch, but if you came with us, we... we like things to be simple at Reactionary.
Brian: ... right....
The Guy: And we can promote guys to girls, and we can promote girls to guys... but promoting mix sex bands gets complete complicatario, do you know what I'm saying.... sorry what is your name again?
Brian: Brian... I... *confused* I'm sorry, you've lost me. Girl? Er... Have you got the right band?
The Guy: No other band had a tall fella like you, trust me i've got the right band. I'm talking about the chick on drums. With the long blonde hair. Face like an angel.
Brian: ... Roger?
The Guy, reeling back: ... Roger?
Brian: Roger Taylor, our drummer?
The Guy: Your girl drummer is called Roger?
Brian: No our boy drummer- Our man drummer, male, is called Roger. He's a man.
The Guy: Oh.... really?
Brian: Yes!
The Guy: Oh. Oh no that won't do either. No.
Brian, getting more exasperated by this man: Sorry!?
The Guy: We'll have to work on him... are you sure he's a-
Brian, who has seen some things he didn't want to during their flat sharing and hotel room sharing moments: Yes.
The Guy: No. No no no. What sort of- I mean, we get the glamrock, that's very -In- right now. But... His shoes... His shoes were pink.
Brian: Yes
The Guy: Long blonde hair, pink shoes, face like an angel... do you see what the problem is?
Brian: No. *finally losing his patience* I do not see what the problem is.
The Guy: ... We can't promote girls, and he looks like a girl, is what I'm getting at here, Brian. It would distract from the music. The message.
Brian: The message would be our music is great, and we only have great music becauseRoger is our amazing drummer, who can sing and play at the same time and hit high falsettos. Other bands have to use studio trickery to acheive all of that. And he happens to have a wonderful fashion sense. More than the rest of us put together. The girls absolutely go crackers for him. And some of the guys. Look at them all waiting for him! *gestures to the gaggle of fans still waiting by the door to the back area* And I'm sorry but your comment about girls is ridiculous anyway! Judy Carpenter's a great drummer. And The Mamas and The Papas are mixed sex. And what about The Seekers or Fleetwood Mac? You couldn't promote them!?
The Guy: With all due respect, none of them are with Reactionary Records. They have a completely different market than we attain to.
Brian: All the better for them. Excuse me, this conversation is over.
The Guy: That might just be a big mistake there, Brian. There are other drummers out there, ones that fit-
Brian: There might be, but not as good as Roger, who fits in with us just fine. We're all glamrockers, sp if you have a problem with him, you have a problem with all of us. He's my best friend, and not just that, his talent is worth any record deal you could throw at us. I'd rather see us destitute and than ditch him for someone else just for approval of some label we've never even heard of!
The Guy, big shrug gesture: If that's how it is
Brian: Yeah, that's how it is.
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Roger: I heard a funny story earlier
Brian, warily: Yes?
Roger: You got into it with a scout from a record label
Brian sighs: Yes. You can't get mad at me over it, he wanted you out
Roger: Oh no, no i'm not mad. Thank you. I'm touched that i'm worth so much. Really.
Brian: Right...
Roger: Just one small detail I wanted to bring up with you
Brian, warily again: What?
Roger, suddenly grinning: A wonderful fashion sense? You always tell me I look like I can't dress myself!
Brian: Yes. Well. The two aren't mutually exclusive...
Roger: Admit it, you wish you could pull these clothes off as well as I do.
Brian: Mhmmhmm
Roger: You can't ever make any mean comment about my pink shoes ever again
Brian: .... no I suppose I can't...
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(DCxDP) The obligations of a rogue versus those of a parent (Pt. 3)
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Tw: Vivisection mention, torture mention (GiW agent receiving), me not actually knowing how telegram works
Will be crossposted to AO3 eventually.
(Pt. 1 here) (Pt. 2 here) - (Pt. 4 here)
(Masterlist/subscription post)
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It’s an average, ordinary afternoon in Gotham, and Jason is in hell.
Specifically, Jason is in hell because he’s been researching the GiW for the last week or so, ever since a cryptic message from Scarecrow of all people.
He still hasn’t gotten anything substantial out of it that Scarecrow hadn’t already provided. Most location data had been previously scrubbed from the database, weaponry details were apparently all stored physically, and the experiment logs seemed to be only accessible from within one of the bases, whose locations Jason did not have.
Apparently Babs and Tim were having similar issues with gathering information. He had sent a copy of the files over to them in a moment of weakness, but they were having the exact same results as him.
To make things worse, the GiW was more active than they had been previously, combing through Crime Alley and the rest of Gotham tirelessly. At least they weren’t harassing him anymore, he thought, but now he had even less of a clue what they wanted.
And to top it all off, the Joker had escaped Arkham a few days prior to Jason receiving Scarecrow’s note, and he still hadn’t done anything. That could only mean that he was planning something big, which meant more grief for Jason, because the clown was obsessed with him.
So yes, Jason wasn’t having the best week.
He got up from his computer, stretched, and walked over to the window.
The sky was Gotham’s usual grey, clouded with a toxic miasma made up of traditional pollutants and the aftermath of gas attacks both, which could generously be called ‘smog.’
The streets seemed busier than usual, or maybe that was just because Jason was having a hard time keeping his eyes focused.
With blurry vision and a dull ache in the back of his head, Jason paced through his apartment, going through everything he knew.
The GiW, or Ghost Investigation Ward, were part of a secret government project having to do with ‘ecto-entities,’ which were mostly made up of ghosts.
The GiW was able to kidnap and steal away anyone who was ‘ecto-contaminated’ to be dissected, and it was completely legal.
According to the non-censored patrol reports he was given, Jason himself was considered ecto-contaminated. So were Bruce, Damian, Steph, and Cass.
There were also several rogues that were in the same boat, but their names had been redacted, presumably by Scarecrow. He wasn’t entirely sure why, but he guessed it was either for leverage or privacy. Knowing Crane, it could be both.
Anything useful about the GiW seemed to be stored physically within their compounds, or on an operating system that couldn’t be accessed outside of certain areas.
Anything useful about ghosts was conveniently removed by Scarecrow.
And, lastly, he knew from capture logs that they had numerous captive ghosts which were definitely being experimented on. One of these ghosts was named Daniel, last name redacted, and had been turned over by his parents in return for allowing them to run their own experiments on the boy.
From what he could tell, it had been around fifty two days since he had been turned in.
Fifty two days of experimentation and dissection.
Jason had to find him.
But first, he had to find the locations of the GiW bases, and plan his entrance carefully. He couldn’t let them get away because of a simple mistake.
The only location data he had been able to find was on a picture of the boy, Daniel, a picture of a vigilante in a red suit, and a quick note left about Daniel which hadn’t been transferred into the main database.
The note was…
Jason had been around crime for a very, very long time. He understood it intimately, in a way most people would never hope to achieve.
He understood hatred, too.
And yet, the words in that note were almost incomprehensible to him.
They were mockery of a child in pain. A child that was not seen as human. A child that was seen as a threat, a monster.
The man had detailed the security surrounding the child being cut back. Apparently, the kid had some sort of sonic scream. They were removing the muzzle that inhibited it because he had screamed himself hoarse, and he couldn’t make a sound anymore.
He also mentioned that the kid was cut open at least once a day, sometimes multiple times. He was opened up, played with, and sewn back shut.
The man joked that they should just put a zipper on him, so they wouldn’t keep wasting their stitches.
Jason really, really wanted to kill that guy.
The metadata on the note traced back to a newly-bought building in Gotham’s financial district, while the photos both came from Amity Park, Illinois.
Amity Park, Illinois did not exist in any official capacity.
Tim, who had taken the Batplane to check the precise location listed in the metadata, had reported that there was a town there after all, and it was on complete media lockdown from the rest of the world. He hadn’t even been able to use Bat, Justice League, or Teen Titans channels to message anyone outside of the city until he left.
Jason had checked the building in the financial district firsthand, and found that the man who had submitted the note had done so while resting on a patrol of the city. He seemed to go there often to avoid his superiors, and Jason found it easy enough to get the drop on him the third time around.
His advanced interrogation techniques hadn’t been enough to get the man to name any locations. Worse, the man definitely recognized Red Hood, and would definitely tell the rest of the GiW about what had happened as soon as he left.
So, Jason did something about that. He couldn’t kill him, unfortunately, so he did the next best thing.
The GiW sent him to a public hospital within a few hours of finding him with shattered hand bones, broken arms, and a throat with near-permanent damage. The man wouldn’t be able to speak for a month at least.
He might never write again.
Jason, having read the note over and over until the words stained the backs of his eyes, thought it was the least he deserved.
Jason sighed, stopping his pacing. He wasn’t getting anywhere with this. If anything, working himself up was only going to lower the chances of him magically coming to a realization about where the kid was or what in the hell was going on.
He walked into the kitchen, popped some leftovers into the microwave, and started them up.
Once they were done, he brought them out to his desk, intending to eat as he continued to work on the GiW case.
When he saw his screen, he froze.
Telegram had been opened to a new chat with someone he had never messaged before.
TooFine: who are you?
TooFine: why are you looking into the giw?
The messages were a couple of minutes old, probably sent while Jason was spiraling pacing. He just stared at the screen, dumbstruck.
Shakily, he responded.
RedDead: How the hell did you get my contact info
Whoever was on the other side of the screen paused for a second. Jason considered sending a quick text to Babs to tell her what was going on, but he decided that he could handle this by himself.
TooFine: got it from the backdoor I put into the giw system.
RedDead: Shit
TooFine: ok your turn
TooFine: why r u looking into the giw? seriously man
RedDead: I don’t have a single reason to tell you. Give me one and I might answer your questions
TooFine paused again. Clearly they both had issues trusting someone over the internet, and rightfully so. What they had both admitted to doing was incredibly illegal, and if someone turned them in, they would be in deep shit.
TooFine: ive been trying to take down the giw since it was created. I can help u if ur honest with me
RedDead: Oh yeah, because no one has ever lied to another person on the internet before
RedDead: But fine
RedDead: I’m looking into them because they’ve been shadowing me for over a month at this point, among other reasons
TooFine: other reasons?
Jason sighed. He shouldn’t have added that. He knew that the other guy would ask, but he said something anyways.
RedDead: They’ve got a kid. I don’t like it when people hurt kids
TooFine: Danny? he’s alive?
RedDead: From what I can tell
So he knew the kid. Or, at least, he was pretending to. It would make sense for him to be cagey about his intentions, and for him to be desperate enough to reach out.
TooFine: oh my god
TooFine: do you know what city? fuck
TooFine: fuck fuck fuck
TooFine: I need to find him man please
RedDead: He’s somewhere in Gotham
RedDead: I’ve been trying to find him for a week now but no dice. They keep everything important on separate servers
TooFine: listen man you’re a good hacker but you’re not as good as me. you need my help if we’re gonna find Danny
RedDead: Okay, what are you trying to get me to agree to?
TooFine: i’m coming to gotham and we’re going to meet up
RedDead: Hell no
RedDead: Stranger danger
TooFine: if I tell u who I am will you say yes
RedDead: ?? How am I supposed to verify if you’re telling the truth
TooFine then sent him what seemed to be a selfie. Jason’s jaw dropped at the kid’s sheer audacity.
RedDead: There’s something seriously wrong with you
TooFine: my name is Tucker Foley. i live in amity park. i’m in 10th grade
RedDead: ???????? WHAT THE HELL
TooFine: i can send u my address too
RedDead: PLEASE DON’T??
RedDead: WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING DAMAGE? DON’T DOXX YOURSELF TO ME
RedDead: WHAT IF I WANTED TO KILL YOU OR SOMETHING? WHAT IF I WAS A FED
TooFine: i have to take that chance.
TooFine: Danny is my best friend. they’ve had him for over a month and no one’s doing anything to help. mr. Lancer was the only one who cared and he gave up after they blackmailed him
TooFine: they’ve had him for OVER A MONTH. I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD.
TooFine: Sam and Jazz and I are coming to gotham and we’re going to find him no matter what it takes
TooFine: you have to help us
Jason considered, for a second, the choices he’d made in his life that had led up to this moment. He also considered, if he was in this kid’s position at his age, if he would be doing the same.
He decided to throw the kid a bone.
RedDead: [4735.jpg]
TooFine: HUH
RedDead: I’m guessing you know me
TooFine: RED HOOD??????
RedDead: No I’m just a very dedicated LARPer
TooFine: am i gonna die for Danny right now
RedDead: If I were literally anyone else, probably
RedDead: But no, you’re not. I’m gonna help you find your friend
TooFine: your username is red dead and you’re. yeah ok
RedDead: Oh come on, it’s funny
TooFine: Danny would love you
RedDead: So Danny clearly has great taste in jokes
TooFine: nope. literally loves puns and wordplay
RedDead: Nevermind
They both paused for a second. Then, Jason had a thought.
RedDead: Wait you’re in the 10th grade and you’re hacking into government databases?
TooFine: please don’t tell my parents.
RedDead: And how are you supposed to explain a sudden vacation to Gotham to your parents?
TooFine: wait so you’ll help me?
RedDead: I really hate to say it but I’m not the best at hacking, and my usual help is busy trying to track down the Joker. So, yep, we’re teaming up
TooFine: LET’S GOOOOOO
RedDead: God. I’m asking a 16 year old to help me take down a government agency and save another 16 year old
RedDead: I feel like the bat
TooFine: oh my god this is awesome. Danny is gonna flip when the actual real-life Red Hood comes to save him.
RedDead: I already regret this
TooFine: too late.
TooFine: btw do u have any place for 2 teenagers and 1 adult teenager to stay in gotham? preferably without dying but yknow.
Jason groaned. He was really, really gonna regret this, and he knew it.
Still, the alternative was some overeager kid dragging two other idiots to Gotham to find their friend and getting themselves killed. At least this way he’d have help, and damn good help at that.
He really was turning into the Bat, wasn’t he?
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