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hey... hey.. im dropping a new au... haha...

so eyeah! based off the soldier/poet/king song, particularity the trend on tiktok based off of the test!! i got poet when i took it, then had many thoughts... as u can see LMAO

version of nightmare with a crown and without bcs i couldnt decide which one i liked more

close-ups (and lore??) under the cut!!

lore time :3

nightmare's a very... controlling ruler of his kingdom. as he feeds off of negativity, the people of his kingdom must be miserable. his soldiers enforce this rule of negativity however they can.... the people in the village know they cannot publicly show positive emotions

enter the poet.. they're actually a travelling bard! they happen upon this particular kingdom, and thus they don't know the rules of the kingdom... so they start a performance and gain quite the crowd. people are happy and it causes a great big deal. the kingdom's soldiers are sent out to fix this mistake.

cross ends up arresting the poet, and brings them before the king to decide what to do with them. nightmare's like "um... obviously lock them up??? girl fym you dont know what to do with them.."

the poet, obviously not wanting to go to jail for simply being a silly happy lil guy, decides to attempt to strike a deal with the king!

"excuse me, your highness, but i cannot help but notice that you are a very miserable man running a very miserable kingdom. allow me to spark joy and spread whimsey :)"

and despite the king having a miserable kingdom for a reason, he is slightly enthralled by the idea... so, he accepts the poet's suggestion, though, that makes them basically his property

they don't really care because they're free!! (sort of.) and also he's paying them :) and if a king is paying them, then they must be getting a good deal of money right??? right! so they're happy as a clam!

meanwhile cross is standing there like 🧍 because this... this gay ass CREATURE is just... allowed to be happy in the land of misery? just bcs the king finds entertainment from them???? he's kinda salty...

anyway poet decides to flirt w him when theyre not being forced to entertain the king because he's the one who "got them the job" technically??? so they write sonnets and little songs for him to show their appreciation but theyre all lowk flirty cuz they think he's cute and they all fluster him

#ok im trying to make this post a second time #HOPEFULLY IT WORKS??? #every time i draw nm im reminded of how fun it is to draw tentacles 🫶🫶 #ITS SO FUN i literally love drawing them so much #its like therapeutic??? #anyway dont talk about how cross is coloured differently #i ate and played a game between colouring him and the others #and then didnt wanna change him :( #i kinda like the aesthetic look of it tho ngl.... #soldier poet king au #spkau #THE PICTURES STILL WONT REARANGE HOW I WANT THEM TO IM GONNA KMS (/j) #jesters art #my art

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"are you happy?"

the soldier jolts at the voice, looking up from his task.

"what?"

"are you happy?"

he's never seen the poet so... serious, before. they usually had a stupid grin on their face, and if they didn't, it was because they were concentrating on something. still, they'd have a tongue poking out of their lips, or some other silly expression. never had they been so... so... he couldn't think of any word other than 'serious'.

"what do you mean?" he asks. the poet sighs, frowning at him. frowning. the poet didn't frown.

"do you enjoy what you do? do you enjoy what the king orders of you?"

the soldier stares at the poet. why were they asking such a silly question?

"of course not," he scoffs. before the poet can speak, he clarifies, "the king doesn't like us to have positive emotion."

"i know that," they poet responds. "but why do you stay if you are unhappy? can you not leave? rumours speak the ruler of the neighbouring kingdom is very benevolent. he would accept you with open arms."

the soldier's fists clench. speaking of the neighbouring kingdom in such a way... he could have them arrested for that. the king didn't like the neighbouring kingdom.

"my loyalty is to king nightmare."

the poet's eyes are calculating as they look the soldier over. he shifts under their unusual gaze. he couldn't help but find them uncanny, in this moment, where they are acting so unlike themself.

though, is this truly unlike them? the soldier couldn't help but question what their true personality was like. of course, they were an entertainer. all entertainers had personas.

"why would you pledge loyalty to someone who would not do the same?"

the poet's question hangs heavily in the air.

he's aware the king would sacrifice nothing for him—though that was to be expected. he was a soldier. his job was to follow the king's orders, even if it meant ending in his death. he was nothing, compared to a king.

"i suggest you leave." his voice is hard. it is not a suggestion.

the poet doesn't fight. unlike how they entered the room, they leave noisily. his shoulders slump when they close the door behind them.

what a fool.

#what's the first thing you do when you get a new au? that's right! make angst! #soldier poet king au #spkau #using titles instead of names to show their feelins of closness to other characters >>>> #wait until they beckme friends and the soldier notices he starts using the poets name instead of calling them 'the poet'! #he'd go crazy!! #canon x self insert #cross #cross x jet #xtale cross #xtale sans #jester writes #i 🫶 lore #and angst :3 #though this actually isn't too angsty #puts thoughts in the soldier's head tho

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got struck by inspo for the soldier/poet/king au in form of poems the poet would write about the soldier and im

theyre basically writing fanfiction in poem format about their forbidden love why are they doing this... poet i hate you..

#soldier poet king au #spkau #IDONT EVEN LIKE PORMS #WHY AM I WRITING THEM #i got possessed by the poet #the longing is real #oh to be a silly poet/bard in love with the king's best soldier #forbidden to love you but doing it anyway #these probably arent even good i havent wrote a poem since 9th grade when we had to do it for an assignement in english class #i was knees feep in the marvel fandom at the time so all my poems revolved around that #i remember i die something with the infinity stomes and it was so bad #i think i got a 70 smth in the assignment tho idk #i remember staying up all night the night before outting it together LMFAO #jesters ramblings

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the poet practicing the lyre out in the courtyard 🫶🫶

(ft background practice that isnt actually practicing 😋 i just didnt want a white bg LMAO)

... ignore how the style changes i drew a whole different drawing between them LMFAOOOOO

(he most certainly does NOT have a crush on them that is preposterous... 🤥)

#soldier poet king au #spkau #jesters art #my art #the poet #self insert #i attempted to draw the bench made from marble but. #the style changing is gonna make me kms actually #i didnt realize i HAD different styles until now??? methinks??? #girl bye thats making me ill/j #ALSO THE ARTHUR FIST LMAOOOOO #i actually drew the fist but it looked bad so i erased it and put that instead 😭😭 #IT IS ALSO 4 AM RN #I HAVE WORK TOMORROW #TODAY???? #WHEN I WAKE UP. IN APPROX 5.5 HOURS #cross x jet #killers foot is kicked up in the last frame brw #he loves causing mischief (teasing cross) #anyway slutty wifebeater shirts >>> #love seeing their ribs poking out of the sides of their shirt its so sexy and also gender???? #i would rather kms than leard how to shade #also would rather kms than draw backgrounds ever #DIE!!!! KILL!!!!!!!!