This is your true calling. You feel it. You know it.
Since I gave Riannoc another build I thought I'd go ahead and style him up like a mordrem from that one idea I had where Mordy recreates him as one of his high ranking officers.
Trick or Treat! 🎃 (btw, I just noticed your changed icon - very neat!!!)
"another visitor!!! oh me, oh my! i don't think my humble stoop has ever seen this many visitors in one night!!! i...oh dear, oh dear oh dear...uh...hang on one second - the moth that was just here a second ago cleaned me right out!"
you watch, perplexed, as the little creature scampers into the house. you can't see much beyond the threshold, but you can hear plenty. there's crashing, there's smashing, there's even a yelp or two. upsettingly, you...can't tell if that was her, or...something else.
after only a moment, however, she reappears, adjusting her crown. "HERE we are!!! you ask for a trick OR a treat...but...the witching hour grows EVER NEARER - " you check your watch. this is still patently false. " - so what if...i gifted you...........both???"
and with that, she gestures for you to hold out your hands. when you do, she smiles a secret smile and places something in your palms.
"it's one of the most delicious of my collection," she grins, fingers a-wigglin'. "scrumptious, even! but be careful...once you start eating it...you cannot stop...or the frUIT FLIES WILL COME! EEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE!!!!" and with that, she scampers back into her house, disappearing.
you look at this monstrous abomination, hefting its weight in your hands. you think 'i could probably eat this in a sitting...maybe two. and if i use plastic wrap, that should keep it fresh. i bet - '
but before you can finish, the door cracks open a bit and the odd gremlin sticks its face out to add, "oh, and don't go thinking you can just lick it a couple times then wrap it. it doesn't work like that. trust me. the plastic wrap gets all sticky and melts into it, and then you have to pull it off really, really carefully, or just like, suck around it, and then you start choking on the...look, just commit to the bit, okay? go for it. or use it to knock out another trick or treater and take their candy!! i'm not your boss, i can't tell you what to do. but hurry up, i can hear the fruit flies now...they're on their way..."
you regret coming down this street, you think.
and then the first fruit fly lands on the ring pop.
Made silly flesh cousin edit for the sillies over in the regretevator server PAPER CRAFT FLESH COUSIN ISNT MINE YO!! BELONGS TO SOMEONE WHO I FORGOR ON HERE