#stargate shitposting

[sculptural-renaissance]

Idk I've never played Animal Crossing

I accidentally got re-obsessed with Stargate, and I'm not getting enough attention on Facebook, so I'm bringing the fruits of my remaining brain cell to tumblr dot com in hopes that the fandom over here will find my memes to be roughly as hilarious as they are in my head.

#stargate #stargate memes #stargate universe #aka the best one #stargate shitposting #nicholas rush #matthew scott #ronald greer #chloe armstrong #look i mentioned her she counts #Animal Crossing: New Event Horizons #SGU #sgu memes

[anguishmacgyver]

(insp.)

#stargate sg1 #shitposting #samantha carter #amanda tapping #daniel jackson #michael shanks #help im addicted to these #incorrect stargate quotes

[star-process]

https://allmylinks.com/link/out?id=18ojk68-2pt56-cvdpgx

#shitpost #big data #fotos tumblr #community #SoundCloud #stargate #milk and honey #paul rudd #mom #feed me #lea seydoux #sissifeminine #julia ann #megadeth #hairy male

[spockvarietyhour]

SG1 but all the Asgard are played by Kermit the Frog.

#Stargate SG1 #The Muppets #Kermit the Frog #Asgard #stargateposting #shitpost

[sculptural-renaissance]

SGU Week Day 7 (Yeah I skipped 6, I think I mentioned my fave eps indirectly a few times): Found Family

Colonel Young was definitely father figure to some of the younger men on board, so in the memes I make, he has definitely adopted the "Dad" role. I usually photoshop the name on his uniform to say "DAD" instead of "YOUNG" because I am that kind of neurodivergent lmao

So here's some Colonel Dad for ya~

My choir teacher told me this joke in grad school and I haven't gotten over it.

I may be in the minority, but I like this ship. I wasn't sold either way until I saw their alternate future in Epilogue, and later after reading an interview from Alaina Huffman where she talked about her thoughts on the pairing. Definitely swayed me in support of TJ being the Hot Stepmom of this little family. ❤️‍🩹

This is actually how it all started, me making memes in Facebook messenger about Rick and Morty.

God I'm cringe

Bonus

Maybe he does want to be your "slightly crazy uncle," but he's gonna be a tsundere about it the whole time

There

That's a mental image you have now

You're welcome

☆☆☆

All right, this has been something! Kinda reminds me of all those RWBY art challenges I used to do when I was younger and less busy and less tired. You know, like 4 years ago. It was fun! I'm glad I got to draw again, even if I didn't really have time and was doing it in between putting resin coatings on rings. 😂 Maybe I'll get to draw more in the future. The memes will certainly continue at a breakneck pace. Just gotta post em. I also got to use my new little keyboard because sometimes typing long things on my phone makes me dissociate haha 😅

Also I'm aware SGU week technically over, but I haven't gone to bed yet, so it's definitely still Sunday fight me IRL

#sgu week #stargate universe #everett young #colonel young #sgu young #eli wallace #sgu eli #tamara johansen #sgu tj #nicholas rush #sgu rush #dad jokes #sgu memes #matthew scott #sgu matt #sgu #shitpost #stargate shitpost #stargate shitposting #sgu shitposting

[anguishmacgyver]

(insp.)

#stargate sg1 #shitposting #daniel jackson #jack o'neill #samantha carter #teal'c #i really dont know how to tag this #im doing this for an audience of 3 anyway dhskjdhf #incorrect stargate quotes

[artistic-lightcycle]

Hammond: Colonel, you're in charge while I'm gone

Jack: alright *shrug*

Woolsey: Colonel, you're in charge while I'm gone

John: Can I not? *at the edge of tears*

#stargate #stargate sg1 #stargate sga #sga #sg1 #general hammond #jack o'neill #john sheppard #richard woolsey #shitpost #incorrect quotes

[sga-owns-my-soul]

why must i "work" i want to lay in bed thinking about fictional middle aged men being gay and in love

#isn't that enough #why must society demand more from me #i'm a simply little goblin okay #yes this is about mcshep #everything is always about mcshep #my life is about mcshep at this point tbh #mcshep #shitposting #kinda stargate

[distressedgorgon]

Quick Question.

If there was a major controversy within the Stargate community... what would we call it?

#stargate #shitpost #fandom #sga

[cuprohastes]

Imagine making Stargate today

They have this big ancient ring they need to decode. They have it hooked up to the power, but how do they activate it...

"Hello I'm the Lockpicking lawyer and today we're looking at a Stargate. Let's see... click on Chevron one..."

#computer send shitpost #Stargate #lockpicking lawyer

[judgeverse]

When Daniel gets recognized in public, it’s not for the reason he expects.

context for non-stargate followers: Stargate SG1 has an in-universe show (Wormhole Xtreme) blatantly based off the actual main characters; Daniel's probably likelier to get recognized as his expy character (whose actor wrote a biography) than his real self. god i love stargate.

#stargate sg1 #stargate #daniel jackson #wormhole xtreme #sg1 #3d modeling #renders #my art #this is the most shitpost-y stargate art i'll ever make

[going-astronuts]

*comms rustling* Hello, this is your Captain speaking. Due to an emergency call from a civilian passenger ship we will enter a Stargate. Entry in 30. Secure yourself and read instructions. (was that good?

*muffled response*

Yeah. Yeah got it- oh. I forgot to turn the dang thing off) *louder again* Captain out.

#shitpost #spaceship #commando bridge #inexperienced captain speaking once again #spaceship comms #Stargates only exist in my head but I think they’re cool

[lunadreamscaper]

Imagine if Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast found the Stargate lmao

I know some of you are like “oh no so many people would die lmao” but actually I’m pretty sure it’d be fine bc their own incompetence would get them killed in the first place. (Standing to close to the portal/Stargate turning on and getting vaporized and then the VenturianTale outro starts playing)/silly

I actually don’t think anyone in this fandom has seen or even heard of Stargate, Stargate SG-1 specifically. Good show tho definitely recommend it’s free on Amazon prime.

Alternative headcanon though is that I’m sure Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast would enjoy watching Stargate SG-1 together though.

#taleblr #venturiantale #johnny ghost #venturiantale pie #johnny toast #stargate #stargate sg1 #venturiantale headcanons #venturiantale shitpost #cue people saying about how terrible it’d go but like please let me dream #it’s only like that bc the Frye brothers were idiots with no self control that ruined cool moments/hj #also ruined our faith in their characters being responsible #sorry I’m projecting LOL

[captainrina]

My sister and I were discussing how John flipped a coin to decide whether or not he was going to Atlantis and what it would be like if he used a coin flip for every big decision.

Village elder: welcome, travelers! Come partake in our over abundance of food and resources!

John: *flips a coin*

*sighs*

*raises gun*

Later

Elizabeth: War crimes again, John?

#stargate atlantis #stargate #john sheppard #shitpost

[anguishmacgyver]

#stargate sg1 #teal'c #christopher judge #dont ask #shitposting #richard dean anderson #jack o'neill

[artistic-lightcycle]

"Hey can I copy your homework?"

"Yeah, just change it up a bit so it doesn't look obvious you copied."

"Ok"

#shitpost #Don't get me wrong I love both movies #but Disney obviously copied #they are the same #disney atlantis #stargate 1994 #milo thatch #daniel jackson