#such a dad sobsob

[borntoyearn]

Everything hurts. Your boobs, your lower back, your legs...fuck everything aches. It's the last month of your pregnancy and you want to die. Not literally, but god these last weeks have been hell. Simon has been so damn patient with you– just yesterday you snapped at him for "crunching too loud" on his cereal. He apologized and sat at the other end of the couch.

He's been an angel, and you want to cry for how mean you've been to him. He swears he gets whiplash from your mood swings, but he wouldn't have it any other way. You're carrying his baby– he has no right to complain about your moodiness.

Uncomfortable is the word you would use to describe the last days until you become a family of three. You can't even sneeze without peeing a little, its fucking embarrassing. Most of all, the new ache between your legs is insane. It's so sensitive down there, when the inseam of your leggings brushes the nub just right, you almost whine.

Simon's almost-new-dad status doesn't help. He works around the house and looks so fucking sexy doing it. You came back from a walk some days ago and found him sitting in the nursery, brows furrowed trying to decipher the crib instructions. You fought every urge not to pounce on him. Today though, its unbearable. You need to cum, like...right now.

"Babe my boobs hurt," the first hint...well, hardly a hint. But it's a start. Simon only humphs in response, apparently the documentary on Machu Picchu is more important than your current predicament.

"Uh hello? They fucking hurt, Simon" you press. Okay, watch your tone, breathe...he's just invested in the Incas right now.

"Can you help me?" you plead. Now he turns to look over at you. "What do you need, love?" his tone is calm, even that makes you feral. But fuck, what do you need? Well...

"Take off my shirt please" you give him your best doe eyes. Simon puts down the remote on the coffee table and scoots closer to you. "Arms up princess" your pussy pulses at the nickname, "My bra too please, it's killing me." He takes both garments off so gently. "That all you need?" Fuck no, not even close.

"Take your shirt off."

"Mine? Why?"

"I want you hold me."

He complies, of course he does. Simon has been fighting the horny demons too. Jerking off doesn't even help anymore– he needs you just as much as you need him.

His shirt is off and he lays down, you lay next to him. Chest to chest...or belly to belly is more accurate. It's just not enough. You grow impatient, "Babe, I need you." It's barely a whisper, but dripping with want. "I don't think we can anymore, doll." You want to stomp like a child. Your current position only lets you nudge his foot with yours. "Please baby. I think I'll die if I don't have you." He chuckles, "I'm so serious, Simon. If I don't cum in the next thirty minutes you wont have a wife anymore." He doesn't say anything, but you know he's thinking.

"Okay, flip over" Fuck yes. Finally. It's happening. You miss him...so much. The last time he took you to pound town was after your baby shower, two months ago.

You're on your back now and Simon is on his knees between your legs, looking down at you. "Promise me you'll tell me if it gets too much." He's serious and you shudder. "Yeah, I promise honey." He leans down and gives your cheek a kiss, then your forehead, and finally your lips. "Thank you" he says. He dips his head to plant wet kisses on your neck, your collarbone. He lays his head on your chest for a moment, and continues on his venture. Your breasts are equally as pleading as you are, begging to be touched. He gives them a light squeeze, he knows they're sensitive. Then he suckles on your left nipple, massaging the other. You mewl...its been so long.

You two used to go at it daily, even earlier in your pregnancy. Then your body started to change and things started to get uncomfortable, so sex was off the table until the baby arrived. Right now, you're so happy. His mouth feels amazing on your tits, but you need him somewhere else.

"Simon, baby" you manage to speak, "need your mouth on me"

"It is on you" he challenges.

"You know what I mean."

"I don't think I do" oh he loves you like this, he'll make you beg if he has to. But you don't have the patience, not tonight.

"On my pussy. Need your mouth on my pussy." You moan and arch into his touch. You can't even see that his hand is under your shorts and panties. Another belly problem.

"I've got you mama, don't worry." You swear you cream. He takes off your shorts and scoots back to dip his head between your legs. He presses his nose into your clothed core and inhales deep, "Fuck you smell amazing." Simon can be so nasty, but you love it.

You jerk hard when he presses a kiss to your pussy. He sits back a little, concerned. "You okay?" you can only nod in response. You're dizzy already and he hasn't even taken your panties off. He goes back to the task at hand. Simon drags his hands down your waist, hooks his fingers on the waistband of your panties and slides them off. The sight is to die for. Your clit is so big and puffy and red, practically screaming to be played with. He cant help but ask. "Are you in any pain, love?" you laugh. He takes that as a no.

Simon's tongue licks a fat stripe over your folds. You might die, fuck you're gonna die. He parts them and licks at the center. The way he suckles on your clit is fucking divine. Everything feels so much more intense with the pregnancy. Your legs are already twitching. Simon's tongue flicks over the angry red nub. It's getting you to the edge, fuck its too soon though. You want to cry, it cant be over yet.

"Baby no more please!" It's all you can manage to squeal. He sits back, breathless. Your juices coat his lips and chin. You wanna kiss him so bad. "C'mere please." You grab at his tattooed bicep and pull him on top of you. "Need your cock" you plead in his ear, "I need it so bad."

"Baby we cant, I'll hurt the ba-"

"Just the tip." Your negotiation skills are terrible, but you literally need this, "Please just rub your tip on me. That's all I need."

How the hell is he gonna say no to that? Simon gets up to take off his sweats and briefs. His cock springs up to his abdomen, you can see the pre that has smeared all over the tip. He gets on top of you once more, your legs immediately wrap around his waist.

"You're shaking, you cold?" Fuck you are shaking, his tongue on you and the sight of his dick have you fucking shaking. "No not cold babe, just fuck me please." Simon shakes his head and laughs, he'll never get over how needy you can get. He doesn't want to make you wait much longer, maybe you will die if he takes another minute.

He grabs his cock and rubs it between your folds, the tip bumps against your bundle of nerves– you both sigh at the contact. Once his dick is coated enough, he slides into your clenching hole. Simon has to remind himself that its just his tip for today, but the way your walls are fluttering on his head and sucking him in more...he's fighting every urge to not bury himself balls deep in you. You're a moaning mess at this point. He's moving his hips just enough to slide his cockhead in and out of you. You're almost there, but just need a little push. So you grab Simon's thumb, suck on it, and you guide it down to play with your clit. He looks at you and nearly cums too– his heavily pregnant wife, her legs spread wide open literally creaming on his dick. It could be his own personal porno.

A few more quick strokes of his cock send you over the edge. Your back arches and you moan loud, relief and pleasure wash over you. You have to smack his hand away from your pussy from the sensitivity. Simon is fucked out, he's chasing his high too.

"Where do you want it?" He's frantic, hopefully you read his mind.

"On my belly..wan' it on my belly" you respond, breathless. That was it. That was his push.

Simon pulls out and strokes himself a couple of more times. His tip a lighter color than before he fucked you, it's probably the layer of your cum. He puts his hand next to your head and leans over you. The slick fwop fwop from his dick makes you dizzy all over again. He cums hard. His seed shoots out in long strings over your tummy. He groans loud next to your ear.

"Fuuuuck, look at that. Look at the mess we made." It is a mess. You can't see the dark spot the couch has now, but that's something you'll deal with later.

Simon is still staring at the marking he gave you. He reaches over and grabs his cellphone. It'd be a sin if he didn't capture this moment. He then grabs his tossed shirt and cleans you up, stomach and pussy.

"I can't get up" you whine.

"C'mon we have to shower."

"Carry me" you jut out your bottom lip. He can't help but kiss you, his darling wife.

So carry you he does. He also washes your hair in the shower and gives some extra love to your belly. As many changes that you both have gone through, he's content to know that you'll always want him, and he damn sure will always want you.

a/n: literally ignore this rushed ass ending y'all 😖 dad!simon brainrot is tew real !! maybe i'll write some headcanons since i am not able to write long fics like this one without sounding silly LMAO

#love u if u read n reblog :* #also love u simon riley #he goes back to his docu after fucking u btw #such a dad sobsob #simon ghost riley #simon riley #simon riley x reader #ghost x reader #simon riley x you #simon ghost riley x reader

[pinkandblueblurbs]

ok i found carl painfully annoying and rude during several parts of the show and it bothered me but now i’m soft thinking abt the fact that he was written like a normal flawed kid and despite all the times he was kinda mean to rick or generally moody rick never stopped loving him with his whole heart and seeing him as wonderful and kind and brave sobsobsob

#like ofc his love is unconditional cause he’s a dad #but its not just unconditional dad love #he genuinely thinks his son is so great #sobsob #yes this is bc i saw a beautiful boy edit of them #it made me cry #gill watches the walking dead

[missmeinyourbones]

just wrote so much dad!____ x reader content 

#i am so so so soft rn #oh my god d d d DDDDD #i just love writing about dads and their little babies sobsob #i love u family dynamic #it really is my guilty pleasure #freud look away

[saetoru]

okay my lil runts goodnight i have an interview tomorrow so i will be going to bed early so i can get enough beauty sleep to charm them into hiring me through my drop dead gorgeous looks 🫶🏽

#𑁍 — tee talks. #i will answer asks soon #i’m sorry i’m already bad as is #and i’m even worse this week #and moots who messaged me #i been so slow #i will get to everyone i swear #first week of school was just rly draining #but it went well #just so tiring i’m so exhausted sobsob #but no classes tmm !! #so i’m free after my lil interview heh #🫶🏽 #well that’s a lie i have assignments fjsjfsjfj #but i think they won’t be long #and i was gonna go w my dad to pick his car up from the shop #but my mom decided she’s gonna go !! so yay for me 😈

[dobaara]

first day of internship I'm already kmsing

#i look like my dad sobsob #both of us are in formals & he's dropping me to the office #I'll kms i feel like i'm possesed by the corporate soul whose only two personality traits are cry in front of a computer and sleep in taxis #oh my god infeel so anciour

[sttoru]

I just came across your blog and I’m in LOVE with your fics omggg your toji works??? UGHHH LOVEEE! are you working on any new fics atm?

YIPPIEEEE THANKKKK 🧚‍♀️ so sweet sobsob welcome to my bloggg x

i’m working on so many drafts simultaneously plsss its rlly chaotic,, woopsies . but thats just how i work LOL the fics i’m actively trying to book progress on are:

dad!toji fic (fluff, sfw)

heartstrings ‘n bullets chapter 2 (angst, sfw)

love and deepspace height difference fic w/ all three main love interests

best friend’s dad!toji (smut request)

argument w/ true form!sukuna (angst. hurt to comfort - or hurt w no comfort hehehe we’ll see)

friends to lovers w/ satoru (little bit of angst, fluff)

#sttoru responds. #when will i get these done? only god knows #when uni leaves my ass alone 😞

[candyn-gutz]

i am ! surviving. neither of my parents are the best people (my mom's emotionally manipulative and tends to guilt trip me, and my dad's emotionally and psychologically abusive on his bad days but just generally distrusts me) but ! we stay silly

im very very good at just kinda. keeping my head down. hiding the suspicious stuff and being a Good Kid(tm)

but ye being home is ! weird ! but im survivin and stayin silly. i should go 2 bed tho its nearly 1am again and i need to stop staying up so late </3 sobsob

🤝🏻🤝🏻🤝🏻🤝🏻

same though. gotta love growing up being emotionally stunted

#even with everything i hope u can rest up well<3 #speaking of!! go sleeb. #asks #hopefully i will also survive the horrors soon (leaving the family home)

[zhongrin]

UMMM HI since it seems like u read webtoons do u have any recs on what 2 read???? :3

i've been reading a few these days! (pls note that i don't read the novels so idk how these series would turn out) my recommendations would be:

(note: ♦️ this symbol indicates mature / n.sfw content / dark themes. tread with caution if you search up the title)

another typical fantasy romance - there is no healthier couple than lithera and pellus and honestly it's the kind of relationship i picture myself with zhongli <3

♦️ elixir of the sun - dark themes ahead, but if you can stomach them then give it a read. i've. i've been guiltily brainrotting about this storyline but with emperor!zhongli hskdjjdlsjdlsjf

sigrid - i love the characters' development in this!! not just the fl but the others too!

my mom entered a contract marriage - the art is so so so gorgeous it's unlike any other manhwas hskdjskfldkd

i married the male lead's dad - this manhwa started so funny but don't be fooled. prepare your tissues. also hades supremacy holy fuck that man is h o t

♦️ under the oak tree - heehooweewoohooriftanholyfuckhhhhhhhhh

♦️ roxana - honestly i dropped this a long time ago and just recently remembered it. kinda forgot the storyline of this series but i remember it was a trainwreck and the art is gorgeous as fuck and fl is girlboss. SUPER dark themes ahead tho, so beware.

father, i don't want this marriage - super funny 'summary of the next chapter', frustrating to endearing father-daughter relationship, dumb (/aff) and down bad ml. juvel can have max i want her dad /bonked

cassmire: the loyal sword - badass fl i love cass she is awesome and she deserves the world

for better or for worse - there's just something about this series that makes me love it sm but i can't explain why. the scene where cedric admitted being in love to ethan was hilarious as fuck (could you imagine al haitham and kaveh in that scene??? bc i totally could hskdjsldjsl)

beware the villainess - lord help me nine is adorable and i want to give him all the head scratches. and melissa is such a mood.

beast with flowers - can you tell i love down bad male leads? lmao anyway the fl's dad is hilarious so bonus points for that!!

who made me a princess - i hold this series dear to my heart. the way claude and athy's familial relationship develops... sobsob i love seeing relationships being repaired in manhwas. gorgeous art too!

#rin answers #rin is having tea with: anon 💟 #these are the ones on top of my head that i can think of atm

[hollowslantern]

this package is nigh 100% my knife but my dad's not home so i can't open it sobsob

[seknots-izumimir]

Sho silly guy tragic past he can't remember :( having a great bond with his father :(

God what if his dad taught him math at first

god i bet he did....... like some parents will sort of homeschool their kids before they go to real school (or at least my parents did) so ken teaches sho basic reading/writing/math so he has a jump on stuff... sobsob

#i love our silly sad little math guy

[yuujispinkhair]

AHH WINTER WINTER I! AM! SCREAMING! OVER YOUR SUKUNA FIC!!! dilf sukuna just fits so good and I adored the slight breeding kink!! OMG!! I'm just wheezing and panting and blushing sm rn THAT WAS SO GOOD! now all I can picture is dilf sukuna so thank you so much for writing such an amazing, beautiful fic sobsobs I LOVE YOU !!!

HALEYYYYY THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I just read your tags on the fic and now this ask and I AM SCREAMING!!! It makes me so happy that you enjoyed Dilf!Sukuna!! I saw the collab and thought it would be fun to write Sukuna as a dad...but I didn't expect to lose my mind over him so much lmaooo. Now I want to have his baby and give little Yuuji a cute sibling awwww. I am so happy that you feel the same way :) Thank you so much for the long tags and the ask! Your feedback makes my day!! I love you too!

[pinkandblueblurbs]

gilli!! hi how are you it’s been too long :(

hi my love!!! yeah i was busy today :(( i took my test then went to see a friend’s play (they did amazing!!!) i have a busy time in general rn with prom on saturday, then mother’s day, then i have shit to do for college registration and the seal of biliteracy and my dad’s birthday and my birthday and sobsob may is so busy

i hope you’ve been well!!! i love and adore u!!!! plz tell me anything and everything you’ve been up to i’d love to hear

#sof 🍬

[catdadbf]

dad bf !! im little baby??,?, that’s so cute sobsobs ndand u can’t say u will be thinkin of me nd not tell me what ur thinkin ! that’s mean dad stuff :(

yes, you're a little baby!!!🥰 hehe, don't worry about it, little one. just know that you'll be on daddy's mind...😏 daddy's the nicest!!! :o

#asks #answered #dad bf #littl baby anon

[saetoru]

my parents want to move houses but i like my lil room 🥹

#𑁍 — tee talks. #we’re not moving far #if we do #it’s like within 10 mins of here #bc my dad wants to keep my siblings in the same schools #but i’m so sad of the idea #i had this room since like middle school #it’s my lil corner sobsob #i don’t wanna give her up 😔

[jayflrt]

Ahhh Alice how are you!! I celebrated finishing my third exam for econ (just one more to go!) by reading some of your works hehe it was such a nice reward 🥰 they were all so great ahh I'm gonna finish a bunch of homework and work for my internship today so hopefully I'll have more time to read in the next few days 🥰 and I'm jeonghan biased! And Hoshi bias wrecked hehe they're both so chaotic I love it 🤩 My roommate and I are almost done rewatching iland ahhh we're halfway through the final episode 🥺 have you seen the first episode of &Audition??? It was so good omggggg I won't leave any spoils if you haven't (or any of your followers haven't) but I'm falling so hard for Nicholas and Gaku jdnsjsjsj and my love for K is just growing even more like 🥺 god I'm so glad he isn't getting an evil edit. I saw through it the first time but it was so unfair and I hated it soooo much he's such a good guy idk like 🥺 I was losing it in the first episode tho like he is LITERALLY A DAD OF 14 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺 I'm about to be so delulu over him it's not even funny 😭 I just love him so much 🥺

And the enha album omgggg I liked future perfect!! We got a little more rap line content and I am absolutely here for it 👀 but I will admit, drunk dazed will always have my heart as fav tt. I actually can't imagine anything beating it jdjsjs I was a little sad foreshadow wasn't a full song 🥺 I saw some engenes in the comments of a lyric video asking for the extended version in an upcoming album and I am here for it 🙏🏻🙏🏻 plus I mean it's called foreshadow maybe its a sneak peek into their new sound or the beginning to a future song 👀 you never know!! I hope you've been doing well 💙 I love you!

hihi kelsey i’m doing well !!! 🥰🥰 slowly getting through my asks omg at first there were 55 and then i thought i responded to a lot but there’s like 45 left HAHAH 🤧 but congrats on finishing your exam !! when is your last one? :o AHH I SAW YOUR REBLOGS I WAS SWOONING i still need to answer the one you wrote for my spiderjake fic but i was soooo 🥺🥺💖💖

ALSO JEONGHANS MY ULT AS WELL 🤩 but tbh i bias practically half the group so it’s not much of a surprise HAHAH and omg hoshi in the cheers mv was everything <33 how did you feel about their album repackage?? 💘💘 _world is such a cute song <33

omg i haven’t watched &audition yet ! :o i still don’t quite get it tho like is it a survival show?? but k, taki, ej, and nicholas are fixed members??? and omg yeah k got evil edited a lot in iland :// a lot of them got evil edited except jungwon and sunghoon i believe sobsob BUT IM EXCITED TO SEE K IN THIS SHOW

omg i’m glad you’re a fellow future perfect enthusiast 😌 i actually rlly like it even tho some ppl don’t vibe with it HAHAH but omg i was so sad about foreshadow too 😭😭 like i would 100% be looping it if it was a full song and didn’t have like a minute of narration LOL

but that’s true !! since it’s an outro maybe it’ll connect to their next album 🤭 i’m excited to see what they do next ♡

#💌 : love notes #baekhyuns-lipchain

[sttoru]

i think about your dad!toji series everyday every hour every minute every second like im not kidding. i just want him and baby gumi to be with me :(

so right now, what are toji and baby gumi currently doing? 🤭 i miss them loads

awww im glad u like the dad toji series sm <33 !! i also enjoy writing those fics t_t the fluff is all i need in my life rn sobsob baby gumi n toji would heal all my problems

as of what they’re doing rn,,, hmmmm 🦦 toji’s probably beefing with his kid again LOL this time bcs he stole some food off gumi’s plate and poor gumi got upset when he caught his dad in the act smh smh

#sttoru responds. #u gotta go help em 😞😞 #they’re always beefing #if it isnt abt ur attention #its about something else #but its a good type of beef #helps strengthen the father son bond