#sword art online abridged

[sao-abridged-incorrectquotes]

Asuna: I'd do a lot of things for you Kirito, I'd kill for you

Asuna: Please ask me to kill for you

Kirito: No honey

#source: the simpsons #sword art online #sword art online abridged #sao #sword art online abridged incorrect quotes #sao anime #sword art online incorrect quotes #sao kirito #sao abridged kirito #sao abridged #sao abridged asuna #sao asuna

[howlingday]

Jaune: (The Rusted Knight, Punching the tree)

Yang: Jaune? Dude? What are you doing?

Jaune: I am TRYING... to see if... hitting it at the right ANGLE... will glitch me through! If it's good enough for Mario Kart, then it's good enough for me!

Yang: ...And why aren't you trying to stop him, kid? He's your dad now, isn't he?

Penny: (The Copper Child) Though improbable, his logic is sound.

Blake: But he's just going to end up hurting himself!

Penny: For the sake of my best friend and my mommy, that is a risk I am willing to take. TRY 45 DEGREES LEFT, DADDY!

Jaune: ADJUSTING NOW! ARGH!

#rwby #jaune arc #penny polendina #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #something witty entertainment #sword art online abridged

[causalityparadoxes]

SAOA's new ep about two siblings with a hella toxic relationship realising they had never really hated each other and instead were driven apart by decisions made by their family (seexist grandpa and mom worried about her son's asthma respectively), then componded by their respective personalities causing miscommunication, and exacerbated by minimal parental oversight, that is so entrenched in their psychs that both assume them other is out to get them at every point, yet they both WANT to make it better but at every turn taking those first steps seems impossible,,, was really neat!

Unfortunately it has also harrowingly reminded me that the original plot was about the sister's insest crush 💀

#sao abridged #sword art online abridged #swe #saoa #god i hate reki with a passion #anyway luckily swe is here to make a neat little show off his bones <333

[teleportationmagic]

To SAOA:

What the fuck. what the everliving fuck. I am literally sobbing I cannot stop this - this was the funny series! You can't do this to me!

Like just ughhhhhhhh - Suguha and Kazuto becoming unaligned for just a moment, just a second of him going faster, farther than her - and her sticking in out! Trying so hard to reach out! And him not doing the same because he doesn't even notice, and that abandonment twisting under years and years and years, of feeling unwanted and unloved, and feeling safer when she's unbearable, because she cannot afford that vulnerability again. And then Kirito coming back, older and wiser and more willing to spend time on the people he loves because of SAO where he got so close to losing them, and her not being able to fix these two versions of him together because they aren't! They aren't the same person! But he can't tell her, can't show her how he's changed because she cannot let either one of them be soft around one another.

And from Kirito's side, all he sees is his relationship with his baby sister grow strained under the weight of years, of her slowly turning into something awful that he thinks hates him, because what else could there be? Literally what else?

And her still dragging him to the kendo mat years later, despite the fact that he hates it. That being literally the first scene of them together.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#sword art online abridged #WHY am I CRYING over this STUPID PARODY SHOW #saoa #sao abridged

[fortythealien]

two very interesting, very depressing potential details that add on the greatness of this series.

#Sword Art Online Abridged #SAO Abridged #SAO Abridged spoilers

[shittykinaesthetics]

Shitty Kazuto Kirigaya aesthetic: i would post that tweet that's like "you all only don't like me because you hate me and i'm mean to you. grow up" but unfortunately i'm out of tweet views for today so you have to just imagine it in your mind

#kazuto kirigaya #kirito #sword art online abridged #sao abridged #kirito sao abridged #kazuto kirigaya aesthetic #kirito aesthetic #sword art online abridged aesthetic #sao abridged aesthetic #kirito sao abridged aesthetic #kazuto kirigaya kin #kirito kin #sword art online abridged kin #sao abridged kin #kirito sao abridged kin #shitty aesthetic tm #cecilsweepin' #image desc in alt text

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

bro why the fuck did the ending of the new sao abridged episode go that deep holy shit what the fuck

#i never got that far in the actual show so idk if it's like the show/light novel but god DAMN #sword art online #sword art online abridged #sao abridged

[devi-nova]

sword art online abridged honestly has better writing than any currently airing tv show anywhere i will die on this fucking hill, watch it right now, do it instantly, the newest episode stabbed me 87 times in the stomach, why do episodes take a year to make please god this cliffhanger is insane

#sao #saoa #sao abridged #sword art online #sword art online abridged #something witty entertainment #abridged #abridged series

[sleepy-crows]

"Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!"

#sword art online abridged #sao abridged #kirito #I'll just try to have a little bit of fun with it until I can come up with a name that doesn't actually looks like that

[jade-kyo]

Hey SAO abridged what the FUCK was THAT

#when I tell you my own sibling issues were screaming the whole time #I can’t believe I’m this fucking invested IN ANOTHER FREAKING INTERNET PARODY SERIES WHAT #sword art online #sword art online abridged #something witty entertainment #sao abridged #jadey speaks

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

WHAT do you mean that Sword Art Online Abridged is almost 10 YEARS OLD???

#sao abridged #sword art online abridged

[thepizzalovingturtle]

The newest episode of SAO: Abridged GOT ME.  It’s been a fantastic ride so far and incredibly emotional too.  

#TPLT Sketch #Kirito #Kirigaya Kazuto #Kirigaya Suguha #Sword Art Online #SAO Abridged #Sword Art Online Abridged

[howlingday]

Jaune: Just stay calm! You have everything you need to beat it!

Ren: The power to believe in myself?

Jaune: No! A knife! STAB IT!

#rwby #sword art online abridged #jaune arc #lie ren

[luminouslumity]

Nearly ten years later and this still remains my favorite scene!

#anime #sword art online abridged #sao abridged #something witty entertainment

[teleportationmagic]

Kazuto and Suguha

#sao abridged #saoa #sword art online abridged #something witty entertainment #WHAT am I DOING #webweaving #telespeak

[tachvintlogic]

In Sword Art Online Abridged episode 17 at the time 17:04, there's a moment where there are two people and one of them says "I don't mean to brag but... I'm deathly allergic to the latex~~"

Which is just a bizarre line for some random background character to say, but it goes deeper than that. In the post-mortem stream for the episode at the time 2:28:32, they mention that the second person was supposed to have a line in response, but they never got someone to voice the other character so they just cut it even though it was a great line.

What was the other person supposed to say in response?

"Oh, how exotic."

And that line has been bouncing around in my head ever since because it's fucking amazing and it should've been in the episode because— just— what?! How is that a brag? Why are you saying it so flirtatiously? Why is the other person into it? How is that hot?????? How is being allergic to latex exotic????????

#sword art online abridged #saoa #sao abridged #something witty entertainment #this entire series is great #they turned some really bad plot beats into an arc that's so fucking good #the swe team is great at writing teenagers who are both mature but not mature enough #the whole brother-sister conflict in this second half has been great