#sao abridged

[madmanwonder]

Weiss Channeling Her Inner SAO Abridged Asuna

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #rusted knight #weiss schnee #rwby whiteknight #whiteknight #sao abridged

[sao-abridged-incorrectquotes]

Asuna: I'd do a lot of things for you Kirito, I'd kill for you

Asuna: Please ask me to kill for you

Kirito: No honey

#source: the simpsons #sword art online #sword art online abridged #sao #sword art online abridged incorrect quotes #sao anime #sword art online incorrect quotes #sao kirito #sao abridged kirito #sao abridged #sao abridged asuna #sao asuna

[causalityparadoxes]

SAOA's new ep about two siblings with a hella toxic relationship realising they had never really hated each other and instead were driven apart by decisions made by their family (seexist grandpa and mom worried about her son's asthma respectively), then componded by their respective personalities causing miscommunication, and exacerbated by minimal parental oversight, that is so entrenched in their psychs that both assume them other is out to get them at every point, yet they both WANT to make it better but at every turn taking those first steps seems impossible,,, was really neat!

Unfortunately it has also harrowingly reminded me that the original plot was about the sister's insest crush 💀

#sao abridged #sword art online abridged #swe #saoa #god i hate reki with a passion #anyway luckily swe is here to make a neat little show off his bones <333

[teleportationmagic]

To SAOA:

What the fuck. what the everliving fuck. I am literally sobbing I cannot stop this - this was the funny series! You can't do this to me!

Like just ughhhhhhhh - Suguha and Kazuto becoming unaligned for just a moment, just a second of him going faster, farther than her - and her sticking in out! Trying so hard to reach out! And him not doing the same because he doesn't even notice, and that abandonment twisting under years and years and years, of feeling unwanted and unloved, and feeling safer when she's unbearable, because she cannot afford that vulnerability again. And then Kirito coming back, older and wiser and more willing to spend time on the people he loves because of SAO where he got so close to losing them, and her not being able to fix these two versions of him together because they aren't! They aren't the same person! But he can't tell her, can't show her how he's changed because she cannot let either one of them be soft around one another.

And from Kirito's side, all he sees is his relationship with his baby sister grow strained under the weight of years, of her slowly turning into something awful that he thinks hates him, because what else could there be? Literally what else?

And her still dragging him to the kendo mat years later, despite the fact that he hates it. That being literally the first scene of them together.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#sword art online abridged #WHY am I CRYING over this STUPID PARODY SHOW #saoa #sao abridged

[fortythealien]

two very interesting, very depressing potential details that add on the greatness of this series.

#Sword Art Online Abridged #SAO Abridged #SAO Abridged spoilers

[starlightshadowsworld]

Bsd characters as abridged Kirito quotes.

Atsushi: Well clearly I'm stabbing myself with this sword to test it's durability. Oh God, what am I doing?

Dazai: talking complete bullshit For you see long ago, this pebble was forged in the firey pits of Tartarus. By the grand blacksmith of Lucifer himself, in a time before the world began.

Kunikida: Would it have killed you to send a quick. "Yo trapped in a dungeon. P.S you might want to keep you're eyes peeled for the personification of death itself!"

Ranpo: My sandwich... It was innocent. I must grieve.

Yosano: I'm getting real tired of you're first year psych student bullshit.

Kouyou: The power of love is bullshit. The power of swords and violence, that's where the money is.

Chuuya: We could do this all day and you would not be any closer to beating me. Not that that wouldn't be fun.

#sao abridged #bsd atsushi #bsd dazai #bsd kunikida #bsd ranpo #bsd yosano #bsd chuuya #bsd kouyou #bungou stray dogs #bsd #incorrect bsd quotes

[nadien-aqui1]

Some time in the Ever After

Rusted Knight Jaune: So uh - heh - hey, uh, random question. Uh, you didn’t hear anything… weird last night… did you?

Alyx and Lewis: Uhh…

The night before

RK Jaune: *distant crying in the woods* Penny! Oh gODs! WHy coUlDN’t I sAvE yOU?! WhY?!

Alyx, Lewis, and Curious Cat: …

RK Jaune: Ah, Penny! PENNY! *cries with ferocity*

End of Flashback

Alyx: Uh, no! Definitely not!

Lewis: I’m, like, a super heavy sleeper, so…

RK Jaune: Good! Good. Ahem. Yeah, sleep is… sleep is good.

Alyx: Soo…

CC: *Zero hesitation* Who’s Penny?

RK Jaune: I KNEW IT!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #rusted knight #rwby rusted knight #rwby alyx #rwby lewis #curious cat #sao abridged

[shittykinaesthetics]

Shitty Kazuto Kirigaya aesthetic: i would post that tweet that's like "you all only don't like me because you hate me and i'm mean to you. grow up" but unfortunately i'm out of tweet views for today so you have to just imagine it in your mind

#kazuto kirigaya #kirito #sword art online abridged #sao abridged #kirito sao abridged #kazuto kirigaya aesthetic #kirito aesthetic #sword art online abridged aesthetic #sao abridged aesthetic #kirito sao abridged aesthetic #kazuto kirigaya kin #kirito kin #sword art online abridged kin #sao abridged kin #kirito sao abridged kin #shitty aesthetic tm #cecilsweepin' #image desc in alt text

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

bro why the fuck did the ending of the new sao abridged episode go that deep holy shit what the fuck

#i never got that far in the actual show so idk if it's like the show/light novel but god DAMN #sword art online #sword art online abridged #sao abridged

[devi-nova]

sword art online abridged honestly has better writing than any currently airing tv show anywhere i will die on this fucking hill, watch it right now, do it instantly, the newest episode stabbed me 87 times in the stomach, why do episodes take a year to make please god this cliffhanger is insane

#sao #saoa #sao abridged #sword art online #sword art online abridged #something witty entertainment #abridged #abridged series

[sleepy-crows]

"Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!"

#sword art online abridged #sao abridged #kirito #I'll just try to have a little bit of fun with it until I can come up with a name that doesn't actually looks like that

[kamen20ghost]

Arc withdraw

We cut to a beacon academy dorm room where Blake and Weiss are holding a tied up Ruby as she has a craze look in her eye do to her boyfriend jaune being away on a mission longer then they thought.

Ruby: You spineless little parasites! When I get out of here. I am going to write my fudging memoirs in your mother’s blood!

Blake: WEISS! WEISS! What do we do?! I can already feel my grip slipping!

Weiss: AlRIGHT! AlRIGHT! Everything’s gonna be fine! I have a plan!

Blake: Okay! Okay. Lay it on me!

Weiss: I’m gonna go.

Blake: I hate this plan!

Weiss: no no it’s fine! I’m just gonna get yang! She’ll know how to deal with…

Ruby:*Feral growling*

Weiss:"all...of...this"

Blake:"NO WEISS, NO! DON'T YOU DARE! DON'T YOU LEAVE ME WITH HER!!"

Weiss:*encouragingly*"You got this!" *leaves the room*

Ruby: *insanely*"Heeeeyyyy blakeeee~"

Blake:*whimpers*

#rwby #weiss schnee #rwby lancaster #jaune x ruby #blake bellodona #ruby rose #sao abridged #asuna yuuki #jaune arc

[jade-kyo]

Hey SAO abridged what the FUCK was THAT

#when I tell you my own sibling issues were screaming the whole time #I can’t believe I’m this fucking invested IN ANOTHER FREAKING INTERNET PARODY SERIES WHAT #sword art online #sword art online abridged #something witty entertainment #sao abridged #jadey speaks

[transboykirito]

sao abridged got it right when kirito asuna and yui all bullied the shit out of thinker. like with all the love and respect a sketchy guy being like "i wanna apologise come to a dungeon without any weapons at all i just wanna talk" is the most blatantly obvious trap ever and he just... believed it?????????? yui was right here's a moron. he had it coming he had it coming he only had himself to blame

#sao abridged

[teleportationmagic]

Kazuto and Suguha

#sao abridged #saoa #sword art online abridged #something witty entertainment #WHAT am I DOING #webweaving #telespeak

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

WHAT do you mean that Sword Art Online Abridged is almost 10 YEARS OLD???

#sao abridged #sword art online abridged