#tftgs dr v

[felixcosm]

The scene in Volume 1 where Dr V not-so-subtly tries to encourage Jack to kill himself was creepy as hell.

Especially this part:

He ignored my question. "I think we can move on now. You know the drill. Five words. You ready?"

"Um," I wasn't sure if I wanted to continue, or if I wanted to go back and address what was just said. Ultimately, I elected the former. "Sure, I'm ready."

"Vein. Stick. Grey. Cinnamon. Cut. Rain."

I repeated them to myself. Then I realized something.

"That's six words."

"What?"

"You gave me six words."

The doctor looked at the sheet where he had been keeping notes, then back at me, then said. "Vein. Stick. Gray. Cinnamon. Rain. That's five words."

"Oh," I responded. "My mistake."

#tftgs #tftgs book #tftgs jack #jack townsend #doctor vicedomini #suicide mention #dr v is so fucked up honestly i would fight him for u jack

[gas-stxtion]

//if you really think about it, dr. v can be blamed for everything bad that ever happens in tftgs ever.

(source: the books point out multiple times that the conflicts all tie back, in some way, to jack starting his blog. dr v is the one who encouraged him to do that. ergo: dr v did it. it's all him. get his ass.)

#you know this whole thing is one big experiment‚ right? and you're the little mouse? {ooc} #//yeah dr v encouraged him to start a JOURNAL not a BLOG #//and brother riley is the one who pushed him in the blog direction #//but i think it's funny to blame dr v for everything

[incorrectquotesfromthegasstation]

Dr V: Describe this picture.

Jack: That's my father throwing me out of a car.

Dr. V: And this one?

Jack: You having sex with my comatose girlfriend.

Dr. V: And this one?

Jack: Aren't these normally inkblots?

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #jack townsend #gasstationjack #incorrect quotes from the gas station #incorrect quotes #tftgs jack #tftgs dr v #source: twitter #i might have done this one before idk

[queertftgs]

Dr V be like I diagnose you with unreliable narrator

#mod tobi #jack is like. unreliable narrator to a t #im at the last appointment jack has w/ dr v #this is still a doctor v hate blog i just found this funny #tales from the gas station #tftgs

[incorrectquotesfromthegasstation]

Dr V: You scored a 25 out of 27 on your mental health questionnaire...

Jack: So that means I'm good at mental health, right?

Crisis counselor: *enters the room*

Jack: Ah, crap.

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #gasstationjack #jack townsend #incorrect quotes from the gas station #incorrect quotes #tftgs jack #tftgs dr v #source: tumblr

[incorrectquotesfromthegasstation]

Jack @ dr V: Am I your sexiest psychiatric patient? Be honest.

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #gasstationjack #jack townsend #incorrect quotes from the gas station #incorrect quotes #tftgs jack #tftgs dr v #tftgs dr vicedomini #source: tumblr

[incorrectquotesfromthegasstation]

Dr V: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Jack: My illness is chronic but my tits are iconic.

Dr V: No.

Jack: I don't know, it works for Jerry.

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #incorrect quotes from the gas station #incorrect quotes #tftgs jack #tftgs jerry #tftgs marlboro #tftgs dr v #source: twitter #also a little bit me

[incorrectquotesfromthegasstation]

Dr. V: I usually don't advise this, but I think you should kill yourself.

Dr V: I'm writting you a prescription for a rope.

Jack:...

Jack: You're the worst fucking doctor.

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes from the gas station #tftgs jack #tftgs dr v #tftgs dr vicedomini #source: red letter media #tw suicide #suicide

[incorrectquotesfromthegasstation]

Jack: I don't care about what people say about me.

Dr V: That's because you're dead inside.

Jack:

Jack: And I don't care that you said that.

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes from the gas station #tftgs jack #tftgs dr vicedomini #tftgs dr v #source: the middle #hes just... such a bad therapist