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anyataylorjoys · 6 months

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THE GIRL NEXT DOOR (2004) dir. Luke Greenfield

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scurvyboy · 11 days

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#i hate to admit that i've read the girl next door fanfiction but they're all like this #the girl next door #the girl next door 2004 #paul dano #danonation #danoposting

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eenygmaa · 2 months

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whos this guy ive never seen him before

#klitz the girl next door #the girl next door #klitzeli #klitz #paul dano #danonation #timothy klitz #tgnd #the girl next door 2004 #guys comment on the softcore stuff and i kill you i was feeling whimsical and inspired

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re-jeracize · 15 days

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lost the bet!

#the girl next door #the girl next door 2004 #klitz the girl next door #timothy klitz #klitz #eli brooks #klitzeli #klitz x eli #fanart

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sunsetsovrmonroeville · 6 months

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the girl next door (2004) fandom where are you please come home i miss you…

#the girl next door 2004 #eli brooks #tim klitz #klitz #klitz x eli

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irenic-raccoon · 8 months

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This took me a month btw...

#eli brooks is the kinda mf to do it for the nookie #is that how the jokes goes idk im not a limp bizkit enthusiast #eli brooks #the girl next door #the girl next door 2004 #tgnd #chris marquette #paul dano #danonation #danocel #danonator #klitz #tim klitz #paul dano klitz #this better not fucking flop i will puke everywhere right now #<- slash jay... h jay #my art

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soupbabe · 1 year

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Eli Brooks ily u and Klitz made this movie good <33 also CapCut was absolutely unbearable when I was making this.

Tw for suicide mention/joke in the beginning <3

Song: Uptown Girl by Billy Joel

#if its wonky don't blame me #Eli Brooks #the girl next door 2004 #chris marquette

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k3niv3z · 1 year

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behind the scene photos of ‘the girl next door (2004)’ set that Emile Hirsch posted back in august 2022. 🤎

miss the hype that these photos had when they were first posted. paul looks soooo cute!! >_<

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peterparkersnose · 2 years

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Klitz Headcanons pt. 2 (The Girl Next Door)

he enjoys forehead kisses

hates the texture of peanut butter but loves the taste

he is allergic to oreos

can appreciate a blink 182 song every once in a while

carrots reminded him too much as penises as a child and now he refuses to eat them

klitz listens to evanescence when he gets upset

he has a re occurring pimple on his left elbow

klitz didn’t need glasses originally, he found his dad’s glasses and just started wearing them and his eyes eventually adjusted

the longest he’s gone without showering is six weeks

his favorite animal is a beaver

when it gets really hot out klitz will shave his armpits

he says its for comfort but eli teases him for it

his favorite flavor of beef jerky is terryaki

a few years after high school, klitz was an extra on criminal minds season 1

he is afraid of the amish

he has considered selling feet pics for extra cash before, but he is too anxious his mother would find out

he has a lock of his baby hair hanging on a nail in his bedroom

he still doesn’t understand how a tampon works

his favorite socks are orange

he is too afraid to turn left on streets

he will turn as many rights as he needs to so he can avoid a left

that results in him sometimes going in circles

his cousin was a finalist on american idol and it gave him semi fame in his high school for about a week

he has a piss drawer

HATES WEEZER

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angelicpleasantries · 2 years

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if you’re up for it could you do klitz sfw and nsfw head cannons <3

Klitz x GN!Reader Headcanons (N/SFW)

❥ You and Klitz got together a few months after you graduated high school. There was always a mutual feeling of interest, but neither of you could bring yourselves to confess.

❥ Klitz confessed to you, after literal months working up the courage to do so. Luckily it all went over well!

❥ You're his first real partner and he's scared of messing something up, so in the beginning he's almost timid around you.

❥ You assure him over and over again that he's perfect and there's nothing he could ever do to mess something up.

❥ He's overall an incredibly loving boyfriend, his main priority is keeping you happy.

❥ He's the type to go above and beyond when trying to surprise you on special occasions, specifically your birthday, Valentine's Day, and your anniversary!

❥ His favorite thing to do with you is drive around the small town you live in and listen to music with one another. You've shown him a lot of good music, and he's done the same for you.

❥ He 100% lets you steal his t-shirts whenever you please. It gets to the point where almost all of the shirts he owns end up residing in your closet.

❥ Since you're the first person he's been in a relationship with, he's a little bit inexperienced. However, he is a pretty fast learner.

❥ He's most definitely a switch, probably leaning sub. (I feel like this is a hot take lmao)

❥ Quickly learns that he's a big fan of oral. He'd much rather give that receive, going down on you is a confidence booster for him.

❥ He enjoys being praised, tell him every single thing he's doing right and it'll drive him insane.

❥ Pull his hair pull his hair pull his hair

❥ He's surprisingly very efficient in his foreplay skills and it's one of his favorite things to do. He really enjoys the slow build up of tension between the two of you.

❥ He loves when you straddle his hips and peer down at him. It's his favorite view of you because he gets to see your gorgeous face above him.

❥ At first, the concept of aftercare was foreign to him but ever since you told him you needed to be taken care of, he hasn't left you unattended to since.

#klitz the girl next door #paul dano #the girl next door 2004 #danonation #klitz x reader #klitz x y/n #klitz smut

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sugarpopss · 8 months

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It's Nice To Have A Friend (The Girl Next Door (2004))

My obligatory Taylor Swift lyric fic even though it's not a ship fic. I'm always in my Paul Dano era and Klitz and Eli's friendship means sososo much to me like I could talk about them all day.

No warnings or pairing, just klitz and eli being cute kids. Might write more of this idk. Really more of a blurb but fuck it y'know

The first person who ever exclusively called Timothy Klitz by his surname was Eli Brooks.

On the first day of fourth grade, Timothy sat in the second row from the front. He had ten freshly sharpened pencils, a new green binder filled with notebook paper, and a brand new, very grown up backpack. It was light blue with a white zipper and a front pocket-perfect for him to take to middle school the next year. He wasn’t a little kid anymore, and the WolverineTM backpack he’d carried for the past two years just wouldn’t cut it.

When the teacher read his name off the roll-call, Timothy politely raised his hand. The teacher had asked them not to say ‘here’ or any variation thereof. It made the classroom too loud, and they were getting to be around the age where some of Timothy’s peers thought it was funny to say dirty words when given the chance.

As Timothy was lowering his hand, the boy sitting behind him snorted, a sound like someone trying to hold in their laughter. Timothy had had a fair bit of experience being laughed at by age ten-he had consistently been the tallest kid in every class since the first grade, he was quiet and wore thick glasses-thanks astigmatism-and was one of only six Jewish kids in his elementary school.

Timothy didn’t turn around. He’d learned by that point that the best reaction when someone wanted to make fun of you was no reaction.

“Your name is Klitz? Really?”

Alright. Fine. Timothy turned around in his seat. Screw ‘no reaction’, he was going to middle school next year, he could defend himself.

“My last name is. But my first name is Timothy. You don’t use your last name unless you’re a teacher, anyway.”

The boy behind him smiled wide and leaned forward in his seat, getting close enough that Timothy could see he had dark brown eyes-very dark, like the coffee his mom drank every morning.

“My older brother told me that at the high school, they teach you that ‘klitz’ is the part of a girl you have sex with.”

Timothy didn’t know much about sex-he knew that you learned about in high school, but that was years away, and the topic didn’t really come up much with his mom-but he was reasonably sure that his last name wasn’t also the name of a body part.

“Are you sure?” He asked. If it was true, then Timothy was glad no one else in the class seemed to know what this kid knew.

The boy nodded. “Definitely. That’s so cool! I wish my name was a sex part.”

The teacher shot them both a withering glare that made Timothy flush and turn back around in his seat. He wasn’t used to being on the receiving end of discipline at school. It made him feel guilty and nervous, like he was going to go to prison. Last year, in the third grade, his class had gone on a field trip to Alcatraz Island. The cold, damp, dusty cells were exactly what he imagined when he thought about getting into trouble. Kids who got in trouble went to detention, which was like prison for kids, even if William Hearst Elementary School was next to a grocery store instead of on an island.

After a few moments, the boy behind him leaned forwards again-Timothy could hear the creak of his plastic chair.

“I’m Eli.” The boy whispered, low enough that their teacher wouldn’t be able to hear. “Not as cool as your name, huh?”

#paul dano #timothy klitz #chris marquette #eli brooks #the girl next door #the girl next door 2004 #danonation #it's not a ship fic on purpose but you could read it like that if you wanted it #I DO wholeheartedly believe that eli is a closeted bisexual #he'll figure it out eventually #cross posted on ao3

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justyouraverageravenclawboy · 1 year

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posted another fanfic

[SMUT WARNING]

#paul dano #danonation #timothy klitz #eli brooks #eli x klitz #klitz x eli #the girl next door #the girl next door 2004 #eklitz

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originallymax · 2 years

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eli brooks one chance PLEASE i beg of you

Notable mention, Mac from IASIP

#eli brooks #the girl next door #the girl next door 2004 #mac #its always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #dad bod mac is my entire train of thought at the moment #find as he'll i won't him

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reireiayanamiz · 2 years

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”I think I'm a little bit, a little bit in love with you.”

CWS ; F slur (I can reclaim !) , Homophobia, Implied sexual thoughts ig😢 and a sexual joke at the end

Is it gay to be willing to do anything for your best friend? Klitz wondered, looking up at the ceiling. Everything was a little bit of an understatement, though. More like ANYTHING and EVERYTHING. But not in a gay way.

Atleast he thought so, They've been through a lot together. Such as, kissing, running away from a pissed off buff man and more, probably worse.

They never classified things they did as gay, though. Watching porn together and making out was just dudes being bros, right? Atleast, that's what they say. It's not gay to just be dudes. Every friend has thought of the other in ways that aren't very friend-like..at all, right? right?

Wrong. They both were quite gay, and almost everyone at school knew. Everytime they walk through the halls together, everyone thought the same thing. ‘Oh, look at the two f*gs skipping through the hallway together, smiling.’ Even they thought that, sometimes. It's okay, because they were best friends. Nothing could stop taht.

Besides the tension they both felt around each other. Especially about the fact they both thought about each other in ways they could so easily be called a f*gg*t for. Especially by each other. It was low-key awkward. That's why Eli doesn't turn on porn anymore. Because what if they both get the wrong idea? What if they just made out? There could be so many scenarios in that situation, some good, some bad. In which some, he would not like to elaborate.

“Wanna hang out today?” Klitz asked, calmly. “Sure, man, what do you want to do?” Eli responded. Klitz was tempted to say everything he wanted to, but he wouldn't and couldn't. He wasn't aware of his feelings yet, and didn't want to be like ‘can we make out?’, so he decided to calmly say, “Maybe we can take a walk and play video games.” That’s an answer they both liked.

“Sure, I'm down. Maybe we can kiss? Just kidding. Please don't take that literally.” Eli half-joked. He didn't even mean to say that. Klitz was going all red. ”Oh- I think I might take that literally dude. That sounded very serious.” Eli was no longer laughing. He became slightly red, too. “Ookay then, whatever you wanna do, baby.” That sounded really gay. But, just dudes being bros right? R i g h t?

Wrong. They were both in love.

“I mean, sure. And don't call me that. I'm gonna get all blushy and squealy.”

“I think you're already blushy and squealy baby, but it's okay. I like that.”

Damn.

At this point, they were both ‘blushy and squealy’. It's okay though. They both found that hot.

They were both sweating a bit. “Can we kiss now?” Klitz asked. “Heheh- Did that really work on you? Am I that good at flirting?”

Yes, He was. And he knew it. Klitz nodded. Eli laughed. “Okay, let's kiss now. No homo, by the way.”

“No homo.” That was a lie. But anyways, they leaned into eachother and began to kiss. Klitz really would do anything for this boy. He was head over heels now.

The kiss broke up. They're now realizing, everyone saw that. They were at school. They were all laughing, pointing and talking. All eyes were in them. That was embarrassing. They both looked around frantically and Eli got up, and started running away out of embarrassment.

Klitz just watched in shock. Did he make him uncomfortable? He then on chased after, now catching up and grabbing his shoulder. They were alone now. “Dude, Did I make you uncomfortable?”

“No, I made myself uncomfortable by being an absolute mega-f*gg*t. Go ahead and laugh at me.” Eli now said, on the verge of tears.

Klitz didn't laugh. In fact, he grabbed the other’s face and wiped his tears that began to form. “I won't laugh, don't worry. I actually liked that.”

“You did?”

“Yeah.”

“I still feel really embarrassed. Literally everyone was laughing at us.”

“Don't worry about it, baby.” Klitz said, quoting Eli. Trying to make him laugh or atleast be cheered up a little bit.

“Oh, you're calling me baby now?” Eli smiled and moved closer to the other, and began to kiss him.

God knows what happened next. (Just kidding, it was probably nothing. They probably just realized how fruity they were.)

#klitz x eli #eli brooks #klitz the girl next door #klitz #eli x klitz #tim klitz #the girl next door #the girl next door 2004 #gays #how do i write

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ghosty-guyy · 1 year

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Now if only his name was spelt with a c

#yes I think im funny #the girl next door 2004 #i feel like they only had him get called a pussy because of his name

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theyeehawfiles · 12 days

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Title: Hung Up Fandom: The Bubble (2022), The Girl Next Door (2004) Rating: E Relationships: Dieter Bravo/Kelly Characters: Kelly, Dieter Bravo Selected Tags: Pornstar Dieter Bravo, Pining, Stream of Consciousness Collections: DinCobb Adjacent, DinCobb Adjacent Week 2022

Summary: Kelly invites you to enjoy an evening of horny gay confusion.

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AO3 | Ko-Fi

#DinCobb Adjacent #DieterKelly #Kelly (The Girl Next Door)#Dieter Bravo #The Girl Next Door 2004 #The Bubble

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