#klitz fanfiction

[jjsfavgirl]

Helloo!!! Just wanted to say that I already love your account<33 I also take this opportunity to ask you if you could write ennemi!jj having to share a bed with reader💕 thanks you sweetie!

You are literally the sweetest!! This is my first suggestion so I’m sorry if this is bad :)

One bed

Enemy!JJ maybank x reader

Summary: while staying at John B’s house one night, JJ and y/n both come to realise that there’s only one bed in the spare bedroom, both too stubborn to sleep on the couch.

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“You’re in my bed princess.” I heard a oh so familiar voice chant from the door frame, I immediately glanced up from my phone and lifted my head up of the now dented pillow.

“Didn’t see your name on it.” I shrugged, smiling at him menacingly as my head returned back to the pillow.

“Well technically I’ve known John B longer and technically this is my room.” He stated, tossing a discarded shirt over his blonde locks.

“Well technically you should be more of a gentleman.”I smirked, tossing my phone to the side and sitting up to face the tan boy.

“Where am I supposed to sleep?” He questioned, crossing his burly arms across his chests, biceps flexing against the grey fabric of his shirt.

“The couch?” I shrugged, raising my brows at the boy.

“Nah.” He bluntly spoke, pulling up the covers and setting himself beside me.

“Fuck you mean nah?” I scoffed, scooting away from the boy like he had the black plague.

“I mean that you can either share the bed, or go sleep on the couch.” He smirked.

“I-“ I stuttered, unable to find the words.

Me and JJ always had this hatred for each other for no reason. Maybe it was in his blood to hate kooks, no matter who it was. But no matter how many remarks we made towards each other, I still begged that one day it would change. Maybe today is that day.

“I’ll go to the couch.” I sighed, picking up my phone and charger and carefully climbing out of the bed.

Before I could even reach the door, I heard JJ speak.

“Stop.”

“Stop what? You wanted me to leave so I’m leaving.” I smiled, trying to get out of this situation as quick as possible.

“Ya making me feel bad, princess.” He muttered, sitting up in the bed and switching on the small lamp beside him.

I stayed silent, clutching my phone and my charger to my chest. God. No matter how much I hated this man I could barely even form a conversation with him that didn’t include a million snarky insults.

“Get in the bed.” He ordered, making room for me beside me as he patted the space, inviting me in.

Not wanting to argue with him, I shuffled silently and took my rightful place beside the beach blonde.I let a small smile settle on my face as I tucked myself in next to him.

“J.” I murmured, laying on my side to face the blue eyed man.

“Yea?” He quizzed back, copying my actions.

“You’ve gone soft for a kook” I laughed, booping his nose while I giggled, my laughter shaking the bed slightly.

“Don’t get used to it, princess.” He smirked back.

The two of us lay in silence, savouring the moment and enjoying the calm eye contact. Until I began to speak again, breaking the air tension between us.

“Why do you hate me so much.”

“Well why do you hate me so much.” He repeated, poking my chest with his index finger.

“I don’t, was just scared of getting close.” I muttered, still keeping the same calm eye contact with the blonde.

“Getting close?” He questioned back, his brows furrowing immediately at my statement, attempting to decipher my words.

“Getting too close to you.” I muttered, finally breaking the prolonged eye contact and glancing at my hands which were situated in my lap.

“Does it scare you?” He asked another question, causing me to rekindle the eye contact again, enjoying getting lost in his ocean blue orbs.

“A little.” I began, sucking in a deep breath, “but, I wouldn’t mind being close with you.” I smiled.

He smiled at my words, he smiled like he had been waiting to hear them his whole life, he smiled like he was under a curse and my words just broke him free.

“I need to be close with you” he muttered, a part of him wishing a didn’t hear him.

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I hope you enjoyed this!! And I literally smiled so freaking brightly when I got my first suggestion (this) I immediately told my bf 🫶🏻

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[atasteofelipses]

Hello my beautiful Danonation ❤️‼️‼️ I want to start writing Paul dano fics so please send in requests!!

Rules

No Smut

Well that’s it !

❤️🫶

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[lost-in-sokovia]

bubble pop electric

hnnghnnghhnng this is a drabble for klitzy because im a whore. that’s it. (yes it’s based off the gwen stefani song who do you think i am but also off a concept i’ve been thinking about for at least like three months hfhdhdh)

warnings: cursing, suggestive content

you met him at his locker in between classes, him smiling happily at you as you weaved your way through the chaotic hallway.

“hi,” klitz greeted gently as he always did. you hummed and scrunched your nose with a smile, allowing him to gently grab your chin and rub his nose against yours. you giggled and he pulled away, slightly pink considering he had just done that in public (though it wasn’t like anybody noticed, who gave a shit about the nerd who could be pushed over like a toothpick). he awkwardly cleared his throat and glanced around before meeting your eyes once again.

“a-are we still on for tonight?” he asked. you nodded, chewing your bubblegum and blowing a pink bubble from between your lips. klitz smiled when it burst and with one swipe of your tongue the sticky, stretchy substance was back in your mouth.

“yeah, i’m really excited, honey,” you verbally confirmed. “are you thinking about going anywhere specific?” you asked. your boyfriend shrugged.

“no… you just pick anywhere you want to go tonight and i’ll take you, how does that sound?” he proposed. you smiled, your heart fluttering from whatever power that boy seemed to have over you. eli and matt came up and placed themselves next to you and klitz.

“hey y/n,” matt greeted. you gave a little wave and greeted back before looking at the clock on the wall.

“hey, i gotta get to physics, but i’ll see you tonight. okay?” you told your boyfriend. he nodded simply, watching as you took a few movements backward. a lightbulb went off in your head and you immediately backtracked, taking a few fast strides towards him. his green eyes widened behind his glasses as you pulled him down by the collar of his shirt so his ear was right next to your mouth.

“and listen— you better hurry on over, because i’ve got plans for us tonight, hm?” you muttered suggestively in his ear. you pulled back to look at the pink flush on his cheeks, his eyes wide and pupils dilated as he slowly nodded. you reveled in the effect you had over him, staring at his flustered expression proudly.

“dude, what did she say? dude?” eli asked nosily from beside you guys. you hummed before pulling klitz into a kiss to really grind his gears. your boyfriend’s lips were soft, but also slightly chapped. you ran your tongue along his bottom lip and he gladly granted you access inside of his mouth. in a split second you transferred the sweet bubblegum you had been chewing from your mouth to his. let let out some sort of strangled noise before you slowly pulled away from him.

your lips audibly separated from each other and the two of you breathed as your lips barely ghosted over each other, your breaths hot on each other’s cheeks. you heard eli laugh and you backed up with a smirk. in that moment klitz was at your mercy and you could’ve taken him against the lockers. he would’ve gladly let you make him melt in front of everybody right then and there, he was so absolutely lovesick.

instead you started on your way again to physics, wiggling your fingers at the boys as you walked away.

“bye, boys,” you farewelled.

klitz was still staring at you as eli and matt erupted into laughter and teasing, eli giving him a nudge in the ribs with his elbow.

“somebody’s got plans tonight,” he teased. klitz finally broke his frozen state and blinked, as well as slowly starting to chew the gum now in his mouth. how was he supposed to focus for two more hours? jesus christ, the things you did to him.

“hey, dude, were you chewing gum this entire time?” matt questioned from the side. klitz turned an even darker shade of pink and eli cackled.

“no, but y/n was!”

tonight im gonna give you all my loooooooove in the backseat!

#klitz the girl next door #klitz x you #klitz x y/n #timothy klitz fluff #timothy klitz x reader #klitz x reader #timothy klitz #purr klitzy #the girl next door #paul dano x y/n #paul dano x you #paul dano x reader #paul dano fanfiction #paul dano fanfic #paul dano

[jayfortheday]

Klitz + Eli Smut HCs <3

Pairing: Klitz + Eli x GN!Reader (romantic/sexual)

Word Count: 312

Tags: SMUT, small sub/dom, pegging, porn, oral sex (either receiving), penetrative sex, masturbation, cuddling, small fluff at the end, slight genital mention but I tried to keep it nonspecific

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-Klitz and Eli were both virgins when you met so you definitely took the lead during sex at first

-As you guys all spent more time together, they definitely got a taste for you being submissive

-But honestly, look at those boys, they love being dominated. I can tell you love pegging/fucking the shit outta them

-Since he watches so much porn, Eli is the one that often suggests positions and new things to try

-He’s super up for it in theory, but totally gets embarrassed when you’re all actually doing it

-Klitz is super vocal, like, no shame whatsoever. He’s feeling good and he’ll let everyone know

-Eli is pretty quiet though. In his porn, guys don’t make a lot of noise so that’s what he thinks you and Klitz expect

-You guys have a lot of sex one-on-one, but when you all have the energy, you have a threesome

-You all have the energy a lot, you’re teenagers, it’s your job to be horny all the time

-Eli definitely has a huge thing for mutual masturbation, he loves jerking off, so, naturally, he loves jerking off with his partners

-Klitz loves oral, whether it’s giving or receiving. He just loves all of the things that can be done with your mouth

-Their go-to position is you giving one of them head while the other penetrates you from behind, it’s just a pretty easy position for everybody

-But like I said before, Eli loves trying out new positions. Some of them are duds, but he has a lot of luck with finding ones that actually feel good

-After you guys have sex, you all just chill around naked for a while, maybe cuddle while watching some TV

-When you guys cuddle afterward, Eli definitely prefers being the little spoon and Klitz is fine being either, he just loves cuddling in general

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A/N: Hoped you guys like it. Smut is definitely not my strong suit but it's something I keep in my fanfiction arsenal. I also feel we definitely need more Klitz/Eli/Reader on this site, for the life of me, I've found like 5 fics across this whole site >:(

#fanfiction #fanfic #the girl next door #klitz x reader #tim klitz x reader #eli brooks x reader #eli x klitz x reader #eli brooks x tim klitz x reader

[milk-and-egg]

Would anybody be interested if I wrote a Kurt Kunkle x reader fic

#spree 2020 #kurt kunkle #kurt kunkle x reader #fanfiction #fanfic #I got inspired while in the shower again #it’d be multiple chapters #I’m still writing for Klitz and Eli but I need a little break #I could feel myself losing steam #damn you Joe Keery

[roastbeefreport]

HEY DANONATION

IM STARTING A FIC!

it’s brian from Fast Food Nation x Fem!reader

this is the link to it on wattpad!

HERE

#paul dano #the riddler #klitz #eli sunday #dwayne hoover #little miss sunshine #the girl next door #brian fast food nation #fast food nation #wattpad #fanfiction #brian wilcox #danonation #danocel #paul franklin dano

[poppyseed018]

hiii guys i’m sorry i haven’t put anything out 😭 but i’m working on a part 3 for first of many rn AND another fic but PLSS send me some ideas for like some quick drabbles, i wanna get some stuff out 🫶

#paul dano smut #klitz smut #steve harrington smut #eddie munson smut #edward nashton fanfiction #edward nashton smut

[clementine-writes-things]

Thank You All <3

I just wanna say a quick thank you to every single one of my followers! Lately, I have been 'blowing up' and it's been so amazing! I started writing fanfiction on Wattpad like 4 years ago, and I only recently started writing on Tumblr (back in October). Everyone has been so nice and friendly on here and I am so grateful to have such a kind following! As a 'thank you' I will be writing EVERY SINGLE REQUEST that I am sent within the next two hours! <3 (meaning that no request will be overlooked. i will write every request within the next 2 hours!)

So, don't hesitate to send in a request! <3 Here are the characters I will take requests for:

Edward Nashton

Timothy Klitz

Edward Nygma

Victor Zsasz

Joby Taylor

Stu Macher

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[littleoddwriter]

Rules, Guidelines, etc.:

[Used to be: ronaldrx]

I'm a hobby writer and mostly write (x Reader) FanFictions and Headcanons. But I am also working on my original story whenever I can, so that I’ll hopefully publish it as an actual book someday. My Ao3.

Here’s a link to my Ko-Fi, in case you want to support me financially. It would mean a lot to me! (Obviously no obligation whatsoever! You never have to pay for anything on my blog, it’s merely an option for donations.)

Also, here are my sideblogs if you’re interested:

Dead Poets Society

Horror

Raúl Esparza

The Simpsons

Only ask for the characters I’ve got listed, please. I’ve written down all of the ones I actually write for, and the list is being updated regularly, as I often find new (actors, whose) characters I write for! (And yes, I always write for every character, so don’t ever worry if you wanna ask for one I haven’t written for in a long time, or ever, it’s fine!) Please always be patient with me. If I haven’t outright declined your request, it’s definitely in the works; even if it has been weeks or months since you’ve sent it in! And only send your requests via ASKs. No DMs or comments, please.

If you have a request, send an Ask to my inbox.

NO sexual NSFW requests, please (more details further down).

Requests = CLOSED (Max. Limit: 10)

Current number of requests: 10

Last updated: October 29, 2023

Masterlists are linked with fandoms/actors/characters below. I WRITE FOR:

ALFRED MOLINA characters:

Doctor Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus

DAVID DASTMALCHIAN characters:

Abner Krill/Polka-Dot Man

Bob Taylor

Denham

James Lewis

Johnson

Kurt Goreshter

Lonny Crane

Murdoc

Philippe/Abra Kadabra

Simon Lynch

Thomas Schiff

ETHAN HAWKE characters:

Arthur Harrow

Ellison Oswalt

Goodnight Robicheaux

James Sandin

EWAN MCGREGOR characters:

Alex Law

Catcher Block

Christopher Robin

Curt Wild

Dan Torrance

John Bishop

Mark Renton

Obi-Wan Kenobi 

Roman Sionis/Black Mask* (Birds of Prey - Masc!Reader only) [Any other version of Roman Sionis/Black Mask can be with a Gender Neutral/Female!Reader.]

HUGH DANCY characters:

Adam Raki

Cal Roberts

Luke Brandon

Executive ADA Nolan Price

Will Graham

KARL URBAN characters:

Billy Butcher

Black Hat

John Kennex

Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Markiplier EGOS:

Darkiplier

Illinois

Wilford Warfstache

Yancy

PAUL DANO characters:

Alex Jones/Barry Milland [Platonic only!]

Dwayne Hoover [Platonic only!]

Edward Nashton/The Riddler

Eli Sunday

Jay (Okja)

Joby Taylor

Klitz

PEDRO PASCAL characters:

Agent Whiskey

Dave York

Dio Morrissey

Eddie

Ezra

Francisco “Catfish” Morales

Marcus Moreno

Marcus Pike

Max Phillips

Maxwell Lord

Oberyn Martell

Ricky Hauk

RAÚL ESPARZA characters:

Bobby

Dr. Frederick Chilton*

Jackson Neill

Jonas Nightingale

Rafael Barba

Characters from 9-1-1 (Lone Star):

Carlos Reyes*

Eddie Diaz

Evan “Buck” Buckley

Howard “Chimney” Han

Josh Russo*

Mateo Chavez

Paul Strickland

Bobby Nash

Tim Rosewater

TK Strand*

Characters from Law and Order(: Special Victims Unit):

Detective/ADA Dominick “Sonny” Carisi, Jr.

Sergeant Mike Dodds

Detective Nick Amaro

Executive ADA Nolan Price

ADA Peter Stone

ADA Rafael Barba

Deputy Chief William Dodds

Little Miss Sunshine:

Dwayne Hoover [Platonic only!]

Frank*

Our Flag Means Death:

Edward Teach/Blackbeard*

Frenchie

Izzy Hands

Stede Bonnet*

Prisoners (2013):

Alex Jones/Barry Milland [Platonic only!]

Bob Taylor

Detective David Loki

Renfield (2023):

Count Dracula

Robert Montague Renfield

Tedward “Teddy” Lobo

SLASHERS/Horror Film Characters:

Asa Emory/The Collector

Ash J. Williams [I will usually default to Ash from the TV show, unless requested otherwise!]

Billy Lenz (1974)

Billy Loomis

Bo Sinclair

Brahms Heelshire

Bubba Sawyer/Leatherface (TCM 1974 and TCM 2)

Charles Lee Ray/Chucky

Chop Top Sawyer

Corey Cunningham

Dewey Riley

Drayton Sawyer

Herbert West*

Jesse Cromeans/Chromeskull

Lawrence Gordon

Lester Sinclair

Luigi Largo

Mark Hoffman  

Nubbins Sawyer

Pavi Largo

Stu Macher  

Vincent Sinclair

William Easton

Star Wars:

Anakin Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Qui-Gon Jinn

The Girl Next Door:

Klitz

Eli

Characters from The Simpsons:

Cecil Terwilliger*

Fat Tony

Frankie the Squealer

Grady*

Jack Lassen

Johnny Tightlips

Julio*

Legs

Louie

Moe Szyslak

Ned Flanders

Otto Mann

Seymour Skinner

Sideshow Bob

Sideshow Mel

Snake Jailbird

Timothy Lovejoy

Waylon Smithers*

What We Do in the Shadows:

Anton (Movie)

Deacon

Guillermo de la Cruz*

Laszlo Cravensworth

Nandor the Relentless

Viago

Vladislav

* Please note that an asterisk (*) means that these characters are Male/Masc/GenderNeutral!Reader only (including non-binary, of course). Platonic relationships with Female!Reader are possible, but no romantic ones.

If it’s a character that is open to all Readers, and you do not specify in your request what you want, I’ll usually opt for a Gender Neutral Reader by default.

SHIPS, such as:

BlackBonnet (OFMD)

SteddyHands (OFMD)

Black Pete x Lucius Spriggs (OFMD)

Buck x Josh Russo (9-1-1)

Dracfield (Renfield 2023)

Buddie (9-1-1)

Eli x Klitz (The Girl Next Door)

Nandermo (WWDITS)

Herbert West x Dan Cain (Re-Animator)

McKirk (Star Trek: AOS)

Oluwande x Jim Jimenez (OFMD)

Barisi (Law & Order SVU) 

Renfield x Teddy Lobo (Renfield 2023)

Sickrent (Trainspotting/T2)

Stobotnik (Sonic Movie)

Tarlos (9-1-1: Lone Star)

AnderPerry (Dead Poets Society)

ZsaszMask (Birds of Prey)

Lastly, I would like to add things I will NOT write (about):

Sexual NSFW fics/headcanons (I used to write those as you can see in my Masterlists, but I have my reasons for not writing them anymore. Any hints at sexual topics are fine).

Anything related to death as the main subject (this includes deadly diseases, anything fatal, really, etc.).

Anything that romanticizes Mental Illness (my Vent Fics about my own disorders obviously do not romanticize any of it and I do not stand for that).

(Recreational) Drug Use

Extreme Possessive Behaviour and/or Jealousy

Yandere

If you have something you would like me to write for, but you do not see it listed anywhere, please ask me before requesting it, so we can talk about it. I hope you enjoy yourself on my blog and have a good time!

My Asks and DMs are always open for any questions or simply to talk!

- Jesse

#ronny.exe #jesse.talks #pinned post #about this blog #request rules #guidelines

[creepling]

> CREEPLING'S RULES

DNI/BEFORE YOU FOLLOW

-- no racists, anti-LGBT+, TERFs, xenophobes, fatphobic and misogynistic people. or just anyone who has hate in their heart. my blog is a safe place so, politely, fuck off.

-- any minors/ageless blogs DNI. i am an adult that writes adult content, and i do not feel comfortable with minors interacting with me. it is for your own safety. if your age/age estimate is visible on your blog and you are over eighteen, i have no problem interacting with you.

-- blank blogs also DNI. this cess-pit of a site is full of bots and i'm not taking my chances. plus, it is restrictive interacting with blogless accounts and i like to do that with my followers.

-- if your account involves proana, ed, self-harm, TERF, right-wing politics, or loli/shota, DNI.

-- my fanfics will consist of dark content, smut and kinks. i tag my fanfics accordingly so DO NOT READ if you are uncomfortable with those subjects. please curate your own online experience, and you are free to block me to avoid my content; i won't take it personally.

-- fiction does not equal reality. i may write about certain things, but that does not mean i condone it irl. take that into consideration when reading my fanfics.

-- also have to drop the "i have a life outside fanfiction" type thing, but we all do. i may fall into inactivity from time to time, and that is okay. please do not demand me of my writing for your own consumption. remember i am a real person and deserve to be treated with respect.

REQUESTING INFORMATION

-- i am a majoritly x reader fanfic writer, but i do ships and oc x canon characters for commissions ONLY.

-- when writing reader i keep fem/gn in mind depending on the work. if you request male reader i'll try my hand at it, but full warning i haven't written male reader before.

-- my inbox is always open, but does not necessarily mean requests are open. for the time being requests are open most of the time, but i am always patient with my works and each request i accept might take a while to complete.

-- if you send a request, please state what you want in the piece. most notably the scenario and fem/gn/male/gen reader. the work will depend on how much i can write and what inspires me, so it can either be a one-shot, drabble or headcanon. i will state at the beginning which one it ends up being.

-- i also have the right to decline requests i do not want to write. whether that be because i do not think i can do it justice or it goes against my rules. if i decline your ask, it is never personal.

-- please refrain from duplicating asks, i always feel bad when i write a request that another writer is also working on. it makes things awkward.

WHAT I WRITE

age gaps (all 18+), breeding, breath play, cuckholding, corruption, dubcon, dacryphilia, drug use, degradation, femdom, fear play, gun play, knife play, kidnapping, mask kink, masturbation, monsterfucking, noncon, overstimulation, pegging, power dynamics, praising, s*x pollen, stepcest, spitting, somnophilia, voyeurism.

WHAT I DO NOT WRITE

age play, bestiality, eating disorders, foot fetish, furry, gender dysphoria, race play, smut involving anything with high schools/minor's spaces, suicide, self-harm, scat, water-sports, vomit, vore (no hate to these categories btw, it's just not my thing).

(reminder these are only for smut and dead dove fanfics, all fluff/angst categories i am fine with)

FANDOMS & CHARACTERS

THE BATMAN - batman/bruce wayne, edward nashton/the riddler, selina kyle/catwoman.

BALDUR'S GATE III - astarion, gale, shadowheart, karlach, haslin, wyll.

DANONATION (PAUL DANO CHARACTERS) - dwayne hoover, eli sunday, edward nashton, jay (okja), pierre bezukhov, calvin weir-fields, klitz.

HORROR SLASHERS - michael myers, jason vorhees, bubba sawyer, ghostface, tommy slater, candyman, brahms heelshire, bo sinclair, vincent sinclair, lester sinclair.

THE LAST OF US - joel miller, ellie willians, abby anderson.

MIDNIGHT MASS - paul hill, sheriff hassan, riley flynn, erin greene.

RESIDENT EVIL - leon s. kennedy, claire redfield, ada wong, jill valentine, carlos oliveira, ashley graham, luis serra navarro, alcina dimitrescu, karl heisenberg.

SUPERNATURAL - sam winchester, dean winchester, azazel, bobby singer, ava wilson

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE GAME - johnny slaughter, sissy slaughter, danny gaines, leland mckinney, sonny williams, julie crawford, connie taylor, ana flores.

(all subject to change!!)

#rules #read before following/requesting

[thethreeeyed-raven]

Boys

chapter one - Beach or nah?

chapter two - “I know you didn’t hire a fucking escort.”

chapter three - Matt’s first kiss.

chapter four - Who the fuck is this guy?

chapter five - “I get freaky.”

chapter six - “Well I’ll be damned, what an unusual hobby.”

chapter seven - ‘Tripod.’

chapter eight - Prom night.

pairing : Tim Klitz x Fem!Reader

word count : 2k

warnings : swearing, cringey confessions

a/n : this is the last chapter oml! i hope you enjoyed reading this piece of shitty fanfiction, and i’m sorry i’m bad at writing endings.

paul dano master list

wattpad version

ao3 version

The plan was done and ready to go. You just needed to get yourself a dress and hope that Klitz asks you to prom.

The boys had some free time, so they were out somewhere. You decided to go to Danielle's and ask her if she would go with you to buy a prom dress.

You knocked on the door and waited patiently. You heard a faint "Coming!" and footsteps from behind the wood. She opened the door.

"Oh, hi Y/n, didn’t expect to see you here." Danielle gave you a kind smile and gestured you to come into the house.

You stepped in awkwardly and followed her into the living room, clutching your mini purple bag tightly.

"So, what's up?" She asked you as she sat on the couch.

"You wouldn't be interested in helping me buy a prom dress, would you?" You saw her eyes light up in excitement.

"Just let me get my jacket."

-🦋-

You had tried on multiple dresses, each one being a size too big, too small, or a colour you didn’t like.

“So, who do you plan on going with?” She asked as she tied the back for you.

“Well, a certain someone hasn’t asked me out yet or made a move on me.” You said as you half playfully rolled your eyes, noticing Danielle smirk through the mirror.

“And who’s this ‘certain someone’?”

You sighed as blush crept onto your cheeks. “Guess.”

“Is it someone out of the little circle you’ve all got going on?”

You nodded. It wasn’t that hard to guess as you constantly made moves on him.

“Eli.”

“You can’t be serious.” You both chuckled.

“Klitz.”

Danielle took your lack of response as a yes. “Klitz?!” She exclaimed, looking even more excited than she did when you two hopped into her car. You nodded sheepishly.

She had finished tying the back of your dress and stepped back so you could both get a better look.

"Wow."

You two stared at your figure in the mirror, admiring the dresses design.

At the front, it was like a corset, decorated with lace and white floral patterns. It had puffy sleeves and the skirt was just above your toes. It was the perfect dress for you.

"This dress looks amazing on you, you should definately get this one."

You nodded your head in agreement.

-🦋-

Eli walked up the porch of Danielle's house, Klitz, Eli and camera people following behind.

"All right, minions, over here." Eli pointed the direction he wanted them to go.

Klitz wished Matt good luck and went to stand next to Eli.

The crew recorded Matt ringing the door bell and switched the focus to Kliz and Eli. Klitz fiddled nervously with his fingers, his lanky figure shifting awkwardly. Eli told them to relax as they were getting too close. "You know what? Go wait in the car. Go."

The door opened after a few seconds, revealing Danielle in her red dress with her hair pinned back.

After came two women. One with blonde hair and a pink sparkly dress, the other one with jet black hair and a red sparkly dress that cut in the middle.

"Gentlemen, these are your prom dates, April and Ferrari." Matt introduced the two women. "Ladies, we have Eli and Klitz."

"Your name is Klitz?" Ferrari asked.

"With a K."

You could hear the confident tone of his voice from behind the door, making you sigh.

After taking a couple of pictures with them, Klitz shouted over the clicking of the cameras. "W-where's Y/n?"

You hadn't come out yet because Danielle wanted you to have a big entrance. The question made her squeal and clap her hands, everyone looked at her in confusion.

You came from behind the door, your hair in your chosen style, some light makeup, jewellery, white heels, and the dress Danielle helped you pick out.

"You look fantastic!"

You hadn't expected such nice words from Eli, so you showed your appreciation by giving him a smile. Everyone had dished out compliments to you.

-🦋-

Everyone sat in the limo, awkwardly smiling at each other.

The three boys sat staring at you all. Matt was mostly sat staring at Danielle, Eli was still in his director mindset so he was thinking about other things, and Klitz was trying to come up with a conversation starter, he hated silence.

He smiled at April and Ferrari, April returning the gesture. He opened his mouth to speak. "You look...You-you look really nice."

She smiled and thanked him. Klitz was right, even you thought April looked amazing.

Ferrari turned to her with a grin. "You really do hon. You look so beautiful."

"Really? Thanks."

Matt turned to Klitz with an amused smirk.

April and Ferrari pecked each other's lips, which then turned into a full on make-out session.

Eli and Klitz turned to each other, then Klitz gave him a cheeky grin.

Danielle looked towards you, you were watching Klitz with an expectant look on his face.

"W-what about Y/n? Doesn't she look good?" Danielle hesitated to ask the question, just incase you didn't want her to, too late now.

"Yeah, Y/n looks good, right?" Matt caught on to what Danielle was trying to do. Eli, not so much.

"Y/n, you look so good, in fact, how would you like to be-"

You raised your hand in front of his face. "Don't even finish that sentence."

Meanwhile, Klitz's face went red whilst trying to think of a more logical way (and a way that won't make them think he likes you) to get his thought out to you.

"You look great, a-amazing." Klitz nodded to reassure himself, you noticed he did that every time he complimented you.

"Thank you. You don't look too bad yourself."

His face flushed at your...compliment?

-🦋-

The limo had arrived at the school, making the students walking past take a glance.

As you all walked into the gym, which decorated with lots of blue and silver, practically everyone turned around and stared.

What were the nerds doing with a bunch of hot chicks? Wait a damn minute, is that Y/n L/n?! She looks amazing!

The jocks were drooling at the sight of April and Ferrari.

One of the teachers took notice of the students gawking at you, s he came over, making Matt sigh.

"What are all these cameras for?"

"Um, video year book."

Matt and Danielle smirked and walked away to find a table, everyone else following after them.

Eli asked Matt if you should start setting up, he said yes and that he was gong to find some 'actors'.

"Minions, lets move."

"So, what are we doing?" Klitz asked as he followed Eli.

"Relax, relax."

You had no idea what you were going to do, so you followed Eli too.

-🦋-

You and Klitz waited outside one of the classrooms which was gong to be used.

Matt came around the corner with three jocks. You stepped closer to Klitz.

"Are these our actors?"

"Just these two."

The third one looked confused. "What about me dude?"

"Oh, uh, sorry bro. Party's all full."

You had no idea what that meant, but you knew it was familiar to the boy as he wore a deadpan expression.

"Gentlemen." Klitz opened the door for them.

The one Matt wouldn't let in tried to get a look, but Klitz closed the door and tilted his head in a mocking way.

"Not so fast, big boy." You added with a teasing wink.

-🦋-

After the first scene was filmed, you all quickly ran down the hallways to another classroom for the next scene. It was pretty hard trying to run in the heels you were wearing, nearly falling every time, Klitz helped you with that though, by taking your hand in his.

"Next location! Come on! Move, move, move!"

As you rounded a corner, the guy from earlier stopped you all.

"Dude please, I gotta be in this!"

"I thought you were fucking told!" You hissed at him, whilst trying to keep up with Klitz and his long ass legs. Your day was already going not as planned, this macho man was only making it worse.

"Shut up! Take this!" Eli threw a camera at him, him luckily catching it swiftly.

One of the crew members fell down.

"Aw, come on! Take the pain, take the pain! Get up, come on!"

-🦋-

Matt came into the classroom and asked what was wrong. Klitz rushed up to him, you following after.

"Derek didn't work out."

"Told you so."

"What happened?"

"Let's just say he wasn't strong or firm."

You made a finger pointed gesture to 'down there'.

Eli rushed to you three with his hands waving about.

"Guys, I can't work like this!"

"Okay, relax. We'll just get somebody else."

"There is nobody else."

"But I thought everyone's dyin' to be in this."

"Not this scene."

You all turned to April who was laid waiting patiently.

"All right, this is the key scene. If we don't get this, Hugo's not gonna buy it."

"Yeah well, somebody's gotta step up." Eli crossed his arms and turned to Klitz with an expectant look on his face.

"Why're you looking at me?" "Because you're doin' it." "Woah woah, Mr 'I just wanna bang hot chicks', here's your first chance." "Klitz, I can't act and direct, okay?" "Oh, ok, fine. I'll direct." "Oh, you're a director now." "Yeah, I'm a director." "Okay Spielberg, what lense are you gonna use?"

You watched them argue back and forth, shaking your head and sighing.

"I'll do it." Matt finally cut the arguing off. He repeated himself for reassurance. "You guys have been great, but this is my mess. I'll clean it up."

Klitz placed his hand on his shoulder as Matt grabbed the robe from Eli.

"Matt, Matt, your face is gonna be in this. Think about that."

Matt only gave him a nod before walking into the 'changing room'.

"Fucking hell, he's one brave fella."

-🦋-

After a few minutes of waiting, Matt finally came out of the room in his...suit?

"All right, everybody take five."

You all rushed up to him, Eli mostly asking all the questions.

"What's wrong?"

"I can't do this."

"What happened?"

Just then, the door slowly crept open, revealing Dannielle.

You watched them both smile at each other, the small and quiet interaction making your heart melt.

"What are you gonna do?" Eli asked, the most he had been quiet the whole night. It seemed they both had realised why Matt didn't want to do it.

"I don't know, it doesn't matter."

Klitz looked between them both. "No. I'll do it."

"Klitz, it's cool-"

"No, no. I'm doing it."

"Why?"

"Because we're a fuckin' tripod."

"Ahem." You cleared your throat to remind the three boys you were still there.

"A-and Y/n." Klitz tried to correct himself, awkwardly placing his arm around your shoulder.

-🦋-

"All right, here we go people! Picture's up."

You watched from a corner as April hesitated to say something to Klitz then place her hand on his leg,, he smiled at her.

You didn't even know why it upset you, but it did. Before the tears could fall, you rushed out of the room slamming the door.

"Uh-"

"I'll go check on her." Danielle rushed after you, telling them all to carry on."

-🦋-

You rounded a corner, sliding down the wall. You heard the tapping of heels but ignored it.

"Y/n? Y/n! What are you doing?" Danielle said as she sat beside you placing her hand on your back.

"He just makes me so fucking mad!"

"Klitz?"

"First of all, he doesn't ask me to prom even though I've brought it up thousands of times, he hardly compliments me all night, and then he goes and wips his dick out on camera! Whilst also clearly enjoying the compliments and touch of another woman!"

Danielle smirked and thought back to a date she had with Matt a few weeks ago.

"He literally won't stop talking about her! It's so annoying, Y/n this, Y/n that. Klitz is literally obsessed with her..."

She remembered Matt's words clearly.

"Why are you smiling?"

"I'm not!"

"This isn't funny Danielle, this is serious!"

"I know, I know. How about this, you stay here whilst they finish up, I come back and get you, and I'll make sure you get a dance with him."

You sighed and nodded.

-🦋-

It had been an hour since filming had finished, Eli just needed to edit it when he got home. But right now, you all just wanted to have fun and forget about all of the troubles in your lives.

You had a few dances with the girls and you now scanned the buffet with a paper plate, looking between the foods to see what you wanted.

You heard footsteps behind you, not bothering to see what it was. Food comes first, always.

"...hey..." The voice was quiet, and sounded nervous, you recognised it to be Klitz's.

"Hey..." You turned around with a tight-lipped smile.

Klitz had placed his arms behind his back, hiding the fidgeting of his fingers, Unfortunately, he couldn't hide the nervous bouncing of his leg.

"I feel like you're mad at me."

You let out an awkward laugh, you definitely weren't one for confrontation. "What makes you think that?"

"Y/n, I've known you for years, I would know when you're upset with someone, especially if it's myself. D-do you wanna talk about it?" He motioned to a nearby table, telling you he wanted to sit down.

You both sat down across from each other.

"So, why are you mad at me?"

"You didn't ask me to prom Klitz."

He opened his mouth to speak, but quickly shut it when you spoke again. Danielle watched from the other side of the room, hoping everything was going smoothly.

"You didn't ask me to prom. Do you know how embarrassing that is? Having to show up at your prom, alone. Having to watch as your peers are all with someone, all of your friends having dates. And you being the only one by yourself."

Klitz saw the tearful look on your voice, he felt like he regretting most of his choices.

"I'm sorry-"

"Why didn't you ask me?"

He paused before answering, he didn't care about choosing his words carefully this time.

"Because I'm insecure. I didn't ask you because I thought you would say no, I thought you were going to tell me that you didn't want to be seen with me in a romantic setting because you didn't like me like that. My insecurities got the better of me, and I feel ashamed. And I'm scared, because you're probably going to have even more reasons to reject me." Klitz's speech was rapid, you had to listen carefully to grasp every word.

"Klitz, you don't know how much I like you. Maybe you don't look like what most girls would go for, but does that even matter? Personality and other things matter, not looks. But personally, I think you're the cutest guy I've ever seen, besides Orlando Bloom."

You both giggled.

"Orlando Bloom is pretty hot." Klitz said as a smile now adorned his face.

There wasn't that much to say now, sure, you were still upset with Klitz, but he can make it up to you later. Right now, you just wanted to enjoy the time left at your prom, and get that dance with Klitz.

"Wanna dance?" He gave you a bold smirk.

"I thought you'd never ask."

-🦋-

You and Klitz shared your first kiss on the dance floor, and a less intense declaration of love.

Everyone got back into the limo when prom had ended. You all didn't want the night to be over, so as the driver drove you home, you had a few more drinks, and you and Klitz had a few make-out sessions in front of everyone, having to push his glasses up each time whilst the alcohol entered your system.

-🦋-

You had decided upon yourself that you would be spending the night at Klitz's house (with telling your parents first of course).

As you dragged him up the stairs to his bedroom, all the thoughts and worries that swirled about in your head were gone.

Who cares if his mom could hear you? Who cares if this might be the worst sex of your life? Who cares if Klitz was the one to be the worst sex of your life?

No one. Certainly you. If it was going to happen with Klitz, then it was going to be amazing.

-🦋-

A few days later, the tape was a best seller. One of your classmates had managed to buy a copy and put it on in one of the classrooms.

You and Klitz sat between two girls watching as April appeared on screen.

For our finale, I will now demonstrate the proper technique for putting a condom on the real thing. Is my volunteer ready?

You and Klitz shared a look before looking back at the screen.

Klitz walked into the frame with a fencing helmet on. He took of the robe revealing his body.

No one knew who was behind the mask except you, the others, and the man himself.

"Jesus, look at that guy, he is huge."

You watched as a confident but shy smile painted Klitz's face, taking in the praise from the students.

Yep, your boyfriend had a huge dick, and it was great.

All you could think of is how this would boost his ego as well as his confidence.

You raised your hand and placed it on his thigh, lightly patting it.

Well done, Klitzy.

#Spotify #paul dano klitz #paul dano nation #paul dano x you #paul dano x reader #paul dano #klitz fluff #klitz x y/n #klitz fanfic #klitz imagine #klitz x reader #klitz the girl next door #the girl next door

[lost-in-sokovia]

you taste like oreos

for my klitzy brain rot you know the drill (plus i was eating oreos and this immediately popped into my head, plus this is based off a slightly true story involving me at a new year’s party)

warnings: fluff, cursing, suggestive content but no smut

the music blared loudly at the party as klitz searched through the unfamiliar house for you.

he held a barely touched red solo cup in his hand as he pushed awkwardly past people who simply acted like he wasn’t there, people dancing, and people shoving their tongues down each other’s throats. klitz cringed at the couples and just wanted to find you, matt off somewhere probably doing something similar with danielle and eli out trying his best to find some poor girl to shove her tongue down his throat.

god, where is she, klitz wondered anxiously. he could never trust any kids from his school and he hoped you weren’t currently being drugged or being taken advantage of or-

he shook the thoughts out of his head, picking up his pace. the house wasn’t that big, it shouldn’t have been such a quest to find you. the atmosphere of the party was loud and overwhelming, klitz desperately searching for you as he tried not to get overwhelmed. after making nearly a full circle he found you in the living room, dancing around to the trashy rap playing from the speakers. he felt relief wash over him as he smiled, scoffing as he admired you dancing like nobody was watching.

he watched the way your body moved with the music, your hips swaying and your arms running all over yourself or waving in the air. as you slowly turned around you spotted him, a big grin spreading across your face as you ran up to him. he caught you in his arms as you nearly knocked him over with your impact, some of his drink spilling out of his cup and onto the carpet. you kissed his cheek and twirled strands of his hair between your fingers.

“hi klitzy,” you cooed happily, looking behind his thin glasses and straight into his green eyes. he blinked and laughed awkwardly, a bit startled by your eagerness. it was late at night and he was wondering if there was any alcohol in your system that was causing you to act so bubbly.

“h-hi, babe…” he cleared his throat. “did you, uh, have anything to drink?” he asked carefully. you laughed and yanked him into a kiss, his eyes widening for a moment when you slid your tongue in and the taste of cookies and cream practically coated his tastebuds. though the kiss was hard it was short, and when you pulled away you were beaming at him.

“no, i didn’t drink anything,” you confirmed. you giggled before continuing. “but i did bring a package of oreo cookies, and to be honest i’m not really quite sure why i did because this isn’t like a potluck or some shit, but anyway i did eat the entire thing by myself,” you rambled gleefully. klitz let out an amused scoff as you giggled again, playing with the buttons at the top of his shirt. so you weren’t buzzed on alcohol, you were buzzed on sugar.

“could you taste it when you kissed me?” you asked, pupils blown out from the sugar high. klitz furrowed his brows and pretended to contemplate for a moment.

“hm, i’m not sure… kiss me again and i’ll see,” your boyfriend suggested. you wasted no time in pressing your lips to his, his mouth opening to immediately allow your tongue access inside. klitz could not believe how absolutely turned on he was getting simply by how much you tasted like those stupid little sandwich cookies. your mouth was almost like biting into an oreo itself, sweet and rich. the intensity of the flavor overwhelmed him but he didn’t dare think to pull away for a second.

when you finally pulled away klitz kept his eyes closed for a moment, him able to taste chocolate in his own mouth at that point. he nodded slowly.

“yep, yes you taste like oreos,” he chuckled breathlessly. the way you laughed and held him tighter made butterflies tingle in his stomach, you were so goddamn cute like this. you looked up at him lovingly before grabbing his hands.

“come on klitzy, come dance with me!” you urged. he let you yank him back into the crowd before grabbing your hips and feverishly pressing his lips to yours, your hands flying up to settle themselves in his silky hair.

turns out oreos aren’t just milk’s favorite cookie.

#klitz x y/n #klitz the girl next door #klitz x you #timothy klitz fluff #timothy klitz x reader #klitz x reader #timothy klitz #paul dano x y/n #paul dano x you #paul dano x reader #paul dano fanfiction #paul dano fanfic #paul dano

[jayfortheday]

Nighttime Nostalgia (Tim Klitz)

Pairing: Tim Klitz x GN!Reader (romantic)

Word count: 1016

Description: Klitz brings Y/N out to a park for a nighttime hangout. Y/N soon questions why Klitz chose this park specifically.

Tags: slight fluff, first kiss, embarrassed Klitz, Klitz's first name, confession, light language

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The sun had set a couple of hours ago. Darkness covered the park in a blanket of obscurity. Sitting on top of the play structure, you and Klitz said nothing. You didn’t feel the need to say anything and neither did he. Comfortable silences were not uncommon between you two, you liked that about your friendship. 

You would steal occasional glances over to Klitz, but each time you looked, he was just staring into the dark sky, not looking at anything in particular. For a reason you knew very well, this troubled you. You didn’t want Klitz to look at the sky, you wanted him to look at you. 

“Is there any reason you wanted to come here in particular, Klitzy? I know it’s close, but so are, like, five other parks,” you said, trying to break the quiet as gently as you could. Klitz had suggested you come here to watch the sunset, not just to a park, but this one. 

Klitz looked at you, eyebrows raised calmly. 

“Oh, I don’t know,” he responded. “Yeah, I guess it’s just close.” You could tell he was lying. Klitz had a tell that you had quickly learned to identify. He would look down at his hands and slightly clench his fists before he lied to you. His lying about something so small bothered you.

“Is that so,” you replied, a slight questioning tone in your voice.

He did it again. “Yep, it’s just close.” You took a deep breath. If he doubled down, you knew it had to be juicy, but you also could tell he was a little embarrassed. You and Klitz had been friends since you were in diapers, so the fact he was doing this was weird. A small idea tickled the back of your brain, it was stupid, but you were also shit out of ideas.

You stood up from your sitting position and hopped off the play structure. Klitz looked a little surprised at your sudden movement but didn’t say anything. You then started to slowly walk around the playground, keeping a close eye on Klitz’s face. Your steps were long, but they were slow. You kept an eye on Klitz’s reactions as you moved around the park. 

As you made your way towards the monkey bars, Klitz’s expression changed slightly. He looked down at his face and, even though you couldn’t see the color, his posture gave away his blush. You then walked up to them and sat next to the ladder. You motioned your head to beckon over Klitz. He visibly sighed but got up to join you. He walked a little reluctantly and sat on the opposite side of the monkey bars. 

You smiled at him, an air of mischief on your face. 

“So, Klitz, why this park?” You looked at Klitz expectantly, and he huffed at you. He now knew how easily you had read him, just how quickly you had picked up what he was desperately trying to hide. 

“It’s kinda embarrassing,” he muttered, his arms crossed over his chest. You stood slightly and then sat directly across from him. 

“Now you can whisper,” you whispered to him, a big smile on your face. Klitz couldn’t hold back his laughter at the sight of you. 

“Ok, ok,” he surrendered. “You asked for it.” He adjusted his glasses nervously, and you could now see the blush in his cheeks. He looked up at the monkey bars with nostalgia in his eyes. 

“One time, when we were five, our parents brought us here.” You looked at him, expectant curiosity on your face. You tried to conjure up a memory like that, but nothing appeared.

“We were sitting and talking under the monkey bars, and our moms ran back to the car to get a bottle of water, or something, I can’t remember.” He laughed a little. “As soon as they had gone far enough away, you turned to me, and…you kissed me.” 

Now it was your turn to blush. Klitz had brought you to a park where you had kissed him when you were five. That sentence was all you needed to piece things together. 

“I guess some stupid part of me thought bringing you here would,” Klitz sighed a little. “That it would make you wanna kiss me again.” As that last part entered your brain, you leaned towards Klitz and closed the gap between you.

It was a small kiss, your lips met him and you sat there for a second. He leaned back in surprise but you followed him. Before long, he leaned forward again, into you. After a couple of seconds, you pulled away. 

“Something like that,” you asked. Klitz’s face was bright red and his glasses had slid down his nose. 

“I-I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to put any pressure on you, it was a stupid thing to-” You put your finger to Klitz’s lips to silence him. 

“You didn’t pressure me, doofus. It just wasn’t a bad idea is all,” you said confidently, it felt nice to look like the cool one in this situation.

Inside though, you were screaming. You had wanted your first kiss with Klitz to be a little more special than in the middle of a park. You had liked Klitz since middle school, and this is how you showed it? However, the more you thought about it, the more special it felt. A park from your childhood under the stars, and Klitz, who looked just as flustered as you felt. 

The blushing boy before you had never looked more beautiful. The light of the moon lit up his face as he looked at you with such intense emotion burning in his eyes. He smiled slightly as he parted his lips to speak. 

“I really like you, Y/N,” he said, shrinking the gap between your faces as he got closer to you. The way he looked at your lips expectantly screamed at you that he wanted you to kiss him again. 

“I think I feel the same way, Tim,” you smiled, resting your lips on his once more.

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A/N: I was so excited to write for Klitz! I'm in the middle of my Paul Dano phase right now, so I'm simping hard rn. Also, if you can't tell by this fic and the last one, I'm enamored with dates under the stars, nighttime is just so nice :)

#tim klitz #tim klitz x reader #the girl next door #fanfiction #fanfic #klitz x reader #klitz

[milk-and-egg]

your Eli and klitz story makes my heart so happy

Thank you so much!!! It’s one of my favorites I’ve ver written ❤️

#klitz x eli #fanfiction #the closet has a sliding glass door #it’s where I think I really hit my stride

[always-andromeda]

bit of a weird question sorry and if you want to ignore this it’s totally fine, but i wanted to know your thoughts, which of Paul’s characters do you think would be the most supportive of the reader coming out to them as asexual? like i think Joby and Thaddius would be the worst about it but Klitz would be super sweet and honestly i think Hank would cry to hear that there’s actually a term for how he feels once the reader explains to him what it is, i headcanon him as ace but maybe other people feel differently about him

idk i’ve been struggling coming to terms with my own asexuality and it’s like damn i have a real love/hate relationship with thinking about which of his characters would still want to imaginarily date me, i mean yeah they can all be headcanoned and act however and whatever i want them to be, but in their real ‘in-character’ mode how would some of them would feel about it? and no you won’t hurt my feelings if you have different ideas than mine btw i just want to talk about this with someone and hear their thoughts before i go crazy from holding it all in my head forever ://

first of all, let me say that I am honored that you'd come to me with this thought. this isn't weird or anything at all. I am hoping that my account feels like a safe space to share these things and I hope that's a vibe that continues to be maintained. second, I love you. above the fanfiction and the daydreaming and the little fictional guys we fantasize about, I love you. you are valued and you are valid. you are always free to send me an ask or a message, I love hearing from my followers no matter what. thank you for sending in this ask, lovely. please take care of yourself. 💖✨

That being said, I have thoughts on characters that would be most accepting! (a preface: I, myself, am very much not asexual so bare with me y’all 😅)

✰ Dwayne Hoover (aged up) ✰

This guy...in my mind...when he gets older, he is so progressive. Like he generally doesn't care what you identify as. And not in like a "haha, fuck your pronouns" kind of way. Just like "oh, you go by this name now? okay." or "oh, this is your sexuality? cool."

He doesn’t even have to fully understand it to be supportive and kind about it. His mindset is just…fuck it. Some people just don’t feel or prioritize sexual attraction and that’s normal too. He values making emotional and mental connections with people greatly and wouldn’t pressure you at all into doing physical things.

✰ Hank ✰

I've never seen Hank headcanoned as asexual? But now that you mention it, I can totally see it! Sex feels so foreign to him? Almost clinical. He doesn’t understand why so many people think it’s such a big deal. Because it’s never been a big deal for him. It's just another building block of the human experience that no matter how he looks at it, he can't wrap his mind around it. All he knows its that most people like sex...so should he like it too?

Learning that there is a word for it and that it's not an experience that is exclusive to him would be so emotional for him. I can imagine him feeling found. Because this thing that he's tried so hard to understand and to enjoy...he's finally learning that it's okay that sex just isn't his cup of tea. So having you come out to him would be a big time of discovery for himself as well. He'd definitely cry but he'd also have the largest, most genuine and sweet smile on his face for a very long time afterwards.

✰ Jay ✰

This man...he accepts any and all creatures however they are and that includes humans in the sexuality department. All he knows is that he wants you to feel safe and comfortable and he is open to learning.

Like Dwayne, he heavily values having emotional connections with people. As long as your heart has the same love for life as his does, he would have no qualms whatsoever. And he’d go out of his way to learn? He’d be reading articles and doing his own research because he has a genuine hunger for knowledge. Anything to enhance his understanding of the world and of his partner.

✰ Louis Ives ✰

I heavily headcanon Louis being asexual themselves? They just don't seem to be that interested in sex, in my opinion! But I see them being heavily under informed about asexuality and having a similar moment to what you described with Hank.

They would be so overwhelmed learning that they aren’t alone. There’s a word for what they’ve always felt! It would be heavily comforting to them to know that they don’t have to force themselves to be domineering and masculine and craving sex all of the time. Having a partner that feels the same way would be such a relief for them? Because for once in Louis’ life, they don’t have to hide or pretend or try to make themselves into something they’re not. They can just be.

✰ Simon Feck ✰

Simon is a science geek. Yes, he’s more into the realm of technology but he’s taken a few biology classes. He knows about sexual attraction and reproduction and all of those terms. So he's pretty familiar with the concept of asexuality by the time someone may come out to him.

I imagine him being slightly asexual as well. At the very least, he's quite impartial to sex, I think. Sex isn't that important to him when it comes to forming relationships. He mostly sees it as just another form of physical relief and I'd see him really only taking care of things just so the stress doesn't build up. Aside from that, he puts value in people who connect with him on his interests and will genuinely listen to him. So I see him not only being accepting of you but also somewhat relating to you and being comforted by that.

✰ Timothy Klitz ✰

Klitzy would be confused, I’m not gonna lie. It would probably take a lot of explaining to get him to understand. Like he simply had no idea that some people just don’t feel or prioritize sexual attraction. But he’s so sweet about it. Hesitantly asks questions. Quietly nods and contemplates whatever you tell him. Maybe his questions get a little too invasive but he doesn't mean any harm and will profusely apologize.

He gets nervous when it comes to sexual contact because of his own insecurities. His friends often pressure him into thinking that he has to be sexually active as well. So, if anything, I think he’d be super appreciative of a significant other that slows things down and is interested in him on other levels aside from sexual. I think it would give him a chance to fully embrace and become comfortable with his own being.

#danonation #paul dano #danocel #dwayne hoover #hank swiss army man #jay okja #louis ives #simon feck #timothy klitz #˚ʚ meda writes ɞ˚

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Dreams - Dwayne Hoover

Juliet Fullman was unable to believe moving from Boston to Albuquerque could have any good outcome, but her attitude soon changed after meeting the quiet Dwayne Hoover.

Read it first on wattpad: patbateman420

Prologue- contains swearing.

June 27th, 2007

Juliet Fullman was sitting at the kitchen table with her mom and her dad.

"you think now is a good time to tell her?" Maria Fullman said to her husband, who was in the middle of eating.

Juliet fell suspicious, eyeing her parents. "tell me what?"

her mother gave a weary smile

"well your dad got a new job.." she paused looking wearily at her unconcerned husband "in Albuquerque."

Juliet's face changed from suspicious to shocked "fucking albuquerque? are you joking?"

her father lifted his head

"hey watch your language!"

"This is a very good thing for your father, honey. he'll be in a higher position than here and making almost twice as much!" her mother said in a defensive tone

Juliet, still shocked "What about my life here? what about my friends?"

"you'll make more friends" Maria sympathized

Juliet shook her head in disbelief. "so when are we moving?"

she looked up at her parents, her dad wipes his face with a napkin and puts it down on the table

"Well we are in the process of buying a house there and I have to train someone to fill my position when we leave, so maybe a month"

"A MONTH?!" Juliet exclaimed, her eyes darting between her parents, looking for any signs that this was all just some practical joke.

her mother gave her a weak smile.

"I'm sorry this is such short notice, honey"

Her mom got up, grabbed the plates on the table, and moved them to the sink.

Juliet stood up as tears swelled into her eyes. her face began to burn as she rushed up the stairs. Maria looked at her husband who seemed unbothered by his daughter's upset.

Juliet sat on her bed in the room she begged her parents to paint hot pink when she was 8. She hated the color now as a 16-year-old and had been wanting to repaint it. she sighed as she flopped back onto her bed and stared at the ceiling. she had traced the design on the plaster ceiling every night for as long as she could remember, she had it memorized and could draw it if asked. she had lived in that house for her whole life and the thought of leaving made her want to cry. She sat up and looked around at her tiny pink room, trying to appreciate all the little details that made it home. She looked at the carpet that was stained from spilled nail polish, most likely from a late-night manicure during some slumber party. The many holes in the walls from nails, skews, and tacks that had held up a decade of wall decorations. She took a deep breath and let out a heavy sigh that shook as she began to weep.

July 31, 2007

Juliet wiped the sleep from her eyes and looked around her bare room. Everything was packed into boxes and already on its way to their new home. The time estimate of a month was pretty much correct. The Fullmans had closed on their new home in New Mexico two weeks after announcing their plans to move. She had slept on a blow-up mattress that slowly defeated throughout the night. Her parents were already awake and bringing the last of the family's things to the minivan that would bring them to their new home.

***

It took 17 hours to get there. They didn't stop for the night because her parents wanted to get home as quickly as possible. The moving truck was already there and the movers were bringing boxes into the house. The house was bigger than their previous one and was in a neighborhood with many identical houses. It had stucco siding and a pink tiled roof. Juliet stepped out of the car and into the hot sun. She wasn't used to this level of heat, on the hottest days in Boston it usually got to 90°. Her mother and father got out as well and they all gazed at their new home.

"Well, what do you think Jules?" Mrs.Fullman asked as she put her arm around her daughter.

"It's nice" Juliet replied, smiling to make her mom feel better.

"Welp, we better start getting everything into the house," her father said, walking toward the movers who were hard at work bringing heavy furniture into the house.

Juliet sighed as she walked to the car to retrieve her backpack and other small things she had packed in the car.

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