#they'll bust your kneecaps

[neversunnyjams]

Went skating today and busted tf out of my knees :(

#newt geiszler #pacific rim fanart #newt geiszler fanart #they'll bust your kneecaps #doo wap dee doo wap dee doo #i actually dont rlly like this but the 2nd one is funny

[zharizard666]

Redraw of a mafia Tweek AU!

#added some freckles and fixed his nose ^^ #they'll bust your kneecaps woo bap dee doo badee doo~ #sp creek #south park #tweek tweak #south park creek #sp tweek #sp craig

[lexyscross]

A WHOLE FAMILY of murderous con artists!! The WHOLE CLAN!!!

The Bailkirschdry crime family... my God... 😧

#My loves. ❤ #🎵 They'll bust your kneecaps... Oooh wop dee do wop dee do... 🎵 #kirsch family #wayne bailey #richie kirsch #quinn bailey #ethan landry #scream 2022 #scream 5 #scream vi #scream 6 #commentary #commentary: scream series #text post #scream vi spoilers #scream 6 spoilers

[thankssteveditko]

About Marvel's timeline

Here's something else important to keep in mind as I made my way through these comics: the way Marvel handles its timeline.

Marvel's comics have always been set in a fictionalized version of the present day real world that just so happens to also have superheroes and aliens and magic and whatnot. They've never been shy about referencing real world events or pop culture to ground the comics in our reality. The first ever Spider-Man story mentioned that he should go on The Ed Sullivan Show. Iron Man's classic origin story involves the Vietnam War. In the far, far future, I'm gonna have to cover the infamous 9/11 issue of Spider-Man where Marvel's heroes AND villains mourn at Ground Zero.

Marvel's main universe has also never had a true full-on reboot. They'll do their big dumb crossover events that Change Everything Forever™, sure. (God, I am not looking forward to having to worry about crossover events.) But, like... the stuff that came before still happened, for the most part.

So, combine these two facts, and you've got 60+ years of comics referencing then-current events that are basically all still in continuity... but the characters haven't aged 60 years. Things operate on a floating timeline - or a "sliding timescale," as Marvel seems to prefer. But unlike, say, The Simpsons, where the characters never age, some time HAS passed for Marvel's cast! Spider-Man isn't 17 forever, he's grown up over the course of the series. There's of course some timey-wimey nonsense that was invented decades later to explain this bizarre chronology, but basically, the characters get a year older about once every four real world years.

So, long story short: those 60+ years of comics get compressed to about, say, 15 years of in-universe history.

What of all the topical references, then? Just... don't think about it too hard. Marvel continuity supernerds will tell you those aren't supposed to be literal, and most get retconned out with enough time. (A few years back they invented a fictional all-purpose southeast Asian war that can perpetually be pulled forward with the sliding timescale, to replace outdated references to the Vietnam War and the Korean War.) If you go on the Marvel wiki and try to edit references to real world history into a character's biography they'll bust your fuckin' kneecaps.

On the other hand: it's funnier if you take them literally. So as we go through these early Spider-Man comics where characters reference things like twist music, just remember that - at the time of writing this in 2023 - the events of those comics are now considered to be set in about 2008 or 2009.

#tsd post

[glitter-andgold]

KISS & KILL: A BABY FIREFLY INSPIRED PLAYLIST

" Whatever you need to do, you do it. There is no wrong. If someone needs to be killed, you kill 'em. That's the way!"

- You Call Me a Bitch Like It's a Bad Thing (Halestorm) ("You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing, you call me a freak like that means something") - Worldwide Torture (Jazmin Bean) ("I'm a nasty little swine, take and break what is not mine, I'm gonna destroy the world, sweetest shit you've ever known") - Cannibal (Kesha) ("Carnivore, animal, I am a cannibal, I eat boys up, you better run") - Bloody Creature Poster Girl (In This Moment) ("Make you love, make you cry, make you need deadly little slasher, fucked up savage sweetheart, bloody creature poster girl!") - Bust Your Kneecaps (Pomplamoose) ("I'll have your heart on a platter, might you recall, we've got a small family business, and the family won't like this, they'll bust your knee caps") & more! ------------- If there's two things I love it's silly fun over the top slasher films and unhinged women in horror, so naturally I love Baby Firefly and House of 1000 Corpses! I don't know if there's much of a fanbase here for this franchise but here we go!

#maybe I'll finally cosplay Baby this year! #house of 1000 corpses #baby firefly #slasher #horror #horror film #firefly trilogy #slasher film #playlist #character playlist #cosplan #YOUR HONOUR I LOVE HER

[ao3feed-jaytim]

they'll bust your kneecaps

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/51802198 by Violettavonviolet Tim lived a pretty normal live up until now, he was a young CEO sure, but they hadn't made a ransom call and their questioning went far too deep into issues Tim had no business knowing about. He was just doing his job. Evidently, these guys didn't believe that.   (Is the gaslighting working? He's been trying to convince himself this entire afternoon and if he doesn't examine what he knows more closely, he thinks it will hold up. Of course, he does know why he's in this predicament— no, stop thinking about it. He won't let anything slip.) -- "Fuck, I'm so glad I have you back, baby-bird.“   Tim hummed.   "'was good. Didn' tell anything, promise"   The hand in his hair stilled.   "Of course you didn't Tim, they had the wrong person."   Tim shook his head. "No, silly, I’m not stupid. I’ve known you're Red Hood for like ages" He yawned.   or: civillian boyfriend Tim gets kidnapped with unexpected consequences Words: 2647, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: M/M Characters: Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne Relationships: Tim Drake/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson & Damian Wayne Additional Tags: Crime Boss Jason Todd, Alternate Universe - Mob, Hurt Tim Drake, Alternate Universe- No Capes, Tim Drake is Not a Batfamily Member, CEO Tim Drake, Hurt/Comfort, Murder, Kidnapping, brief descriptions of torture, Aftermath of Torture, Damian guts someone but its not super graphic, Blood and Injury, Broken Bones, Established Relationship, Protective Jason Todd, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Tim Drake Has a Bad Time, Angst, Whump, Angst with a Happy Ending, you thought I was done with whump after whumptober? nope read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/51802198

#IFTTT #Ao3feed #Jaytim #DC

[the-arcade-doctor]

And the family won't like this.... They'll bust your kneecaps

-

Welcome to the end of eras, ice has melted back to life

Y E S

[not-the-organ]

they'll bust your kneecaps

oooh whapdido whapdido

Do not :(

#I answer!

[twingerine]

" The family won't like this, they'll bust your kneecaps. " // @likeprotege

#bust your kneecaps - pomplamoose #interactions. //

[highlifeboat]

Angela: I'm not a threat to be taken lightly!

Angela, lifting they arms in the air: C'mon, hun, I need your arms here.

Lake: *Picks them up*

Angela: You will rue the day, you crossed my road! RUE THE DAAAAAAAyyyyy!

Maid:

Angela:

Angela: Okay, Lake, we can go now.

Lake: *Drapes them over the shoulder and walks away*

Angela: Rue it!

Much like Angie, they'll bust your kneecaps.

Also I love Angela calling Lake "Hun" and them just being like "Yup that's me"

#this works for thwm just in general tbh #angela is so a n g r y #asks #anons #oc angela #oc lake

[n1ghtw1ng-scp]

do you like cheddar cheese pizza?

they'll bust your kneecaps

[pasteloctoz]

🎵 They'll bust your kneecaps. 🎵

🎵 Oooo wop dee do wop dee do~ 🎵

🎵 They'll bust your kneecaps. 🎵

🎵 Thats what they're going to do~ 🎵

#☠️ shitposts #Music #pomplamoose #kneecap #Johnny dont leave me #Tell uncle rocco i need help not a guy with a crowbar

[proxylynn]

I’m gonna find the person who’s making these porn bots, and break their fucking kneecaps 🔨

[♪They'll bust your kneecaps Ooh wop, dee doo-wop, dee doo They'll bust your kneecaps Ooh wop, dee doo-wop, dee doo♪]

#to op

[possumsnoot]

Yeah They’re Coming For You

#tw #gore #blood #my art #they'll bust your kneecaps

[jester-junk]

Imagine Mafia!Beetlejuice has a daughter just as dramatic as he is and she sings They'll Bust Your Kneecaps to the dumb bastard that dumps her thanks for coming to my TED talk

#I'm sorry but I am still not so sure about Mafia!Beej #Doesn't really tick my boxes #sorry dear #They'll Bust Your Kneecaps doesn't ring any bells but feels Borderlands-Dialogue worthy #which is a good thing #but again #Mafia!Beej is just not for me

[ao3feed-jaytim]

they'll bust your kneecaps

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/51802198 by Violettavonviolet Tim lived a pretty normal live up until now, he was a young CEO sure, but they hadn't made a ransom call and their questioning went far too deep into issues Tim had no business knowing about. He was just doing his job. Evidently, these guys didn't believe that.   (Is the gaslighting working? He's been trying to convince himself this entire afternoon and if he doesn't examine what he knows more closely, he thinks it will hold up. Of course, he does know why he's in this predicament— no, stop thinking about it. He won't let anything slip.) -- "Fuck, I'm so glad I have you back, baby-bird.“   Tim hummed.   "'was good. Didn' tell anything, promise"   The hand in his hair stilled.   "Of course you didn't Tim, they had the wrong person."   Tim shook his head. "No, silly, I’m not stupid. I’ve known you're Red Hood for like ages" He yawned.   or: civillian boyfriend Tim gets kidnapped with unexpected consequences Words: 2647, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: M/M Characters: Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne Relationships: Tim Drake/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson & Damian Wayne Additional Tags: Crime Boss Jason Todd, Alternate Universe - Mob, Hurt Tim Drake, Alternate Universe- No Capes, Tim Drake is Not a Batfamily Member, CEO Tim Drake, Hurt/Comfort, Murder, Kidnapping, brief descriptions of torture, Aftermath of Torture, Damian guts someone but its not super graphic, Blood and Injury, Broken Bones, Established Relationship, Protective Jason Todd, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Tim Drake Has a Bad Time, Angst, Whump, Angst with a Happy Ending, you thought I was done with whump after whumptober? nope read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/51802198

#IFTTT #Ao3feed #Jaytim #DC