#this is super a joke btw youre not being exiled or anything

[just-null-cult]

IS THIS DAY 8 OR 9

IDK I FORGOR

LET MARRY UR NORITOSHI RN

or so you thought. i really like the number five and you skipped that day. all your efforts have gone down the drain and im annulling this marriage.

#cult leader cameo #suiana #marry me! #YOU WERE GOING FOR DAYS BUT YOU FUCKING FORGOT DAY 5 #IM IN SHAMBLES. BUT BC I LOVE ALL MY CULT MEMBERS.. i'll still spoil you #the dedication.. even when almost forgetting. #was it petty of me to make you all wait 30 mins bc this lovely cult member of mine forgot day 5? probably. yes. #did i feel guilty abt it? no. but if any of you put the pieces together before i told you. congrats you get a pat on the head #pat pat #this is super a joke btw youre not being exiled or anything #but i do really like the number five as much as i liked stamping declined on your marriage certificate #so youre getting executed instead #anyways hello. i got really busy so i died for a bit. tysm for doing this though. it was really fun #im really flattered and happy that you like my interpretation of noritoshi to take time out of your day to remember to do this #if anyone was wondering. yes this was spread out through actual days and im appalled. sorry i have to execute you. i wont forget you

[nikethestatue]

Coming out is really difficult and Azriel made Mor feel unsafe, even if it was not intentional. I would have been upset if she had come out to him instead of Feyre.

Why? There is a projection of sort of Judeo-Christian morality on the world of Prythian that keeps happening in this fandom.

Why should 'coming out' (is that even a thing there? an actual term in Prythian?) be difficult? Where does it say that there is anti-gay sentiment in Prythian? We have Thesan, who is a HL, and is gay. We have Nephelle and her lover who are gay.

Again, there is an inexplicable and undeveloped storyline about Mor which makes absolutely no sense within the world in which she lives.

What's Rhys going to do? Exile her? why? based on what?

Also, what could possibly be still difficult about anything at all after being alive for 530 years? Logically, what does this super powerful person, who is a queen in her own right, under the protection of the most powerful HL in history have to hide after 500 years?

It's amusing when people try to bring 21 century sentiments and apply them to the world of the Fae (who are all mass murderers, btw) and question the difficulties of 'coming out', yet don't question a HL going and destroying a settlement of his own people, on his own territory, just to make his brother feel better about his childhood trauma.

Sorry, anon, I really can't wrap my mind around the duplicity. If you are going to fully live in that world, then you should probably be horrified by every. single. person in that world and 93% of their actions.

Also, if you feel unsafe with someone, you typically dont hold their hands, rely on them for comfort and approval, or try to make them jealous, etc. You avoid them and don't sunbathe in front of them, don't joke, drink and live with them in the same house. You also don't have a special golden pillow on your chair in the common sitting room next to the man who you are feeling 'unsafe' around. But that's just me.

[lesmotsincompris]

Thoughts on GoT S07E06

Since everybody was discussing the leaks, I decided to watch the leaked episode and almost forgot to post my thoughts here as usual.

Anyway: that was terrible, y’all. That was a whole new level of terrible.

The show was awful long before this, of course, but I think this episode perfectly encapsulates how poorly written it can be. Every scene has a lot to tear apart, but let’s try to keep it short:

Winterfell

Oh boy, did that hurt. What D&D have done to Arya isn’t simply character assassination; they murdered her character, shat on the corpse, set the poop on fire, and put the fire out with vomit.

Arya’s lines during this episode seem to come from an anti-Sansa thread on Reddit. It’s so viciously misogynystic and victim-blaming that I’m losing all respect for fans that buy this kind of bullshit reasoning (and I’ve seen them with my own eyes).

Again knitting is brought in a negative context. Again Sansa is called stupid. Again Sansa is portrayed as an ambitious bitch because she didn’t act as the ideal victim is supposed to act. Again Sansa’s forced marriages are used against her. Again we have another reminder that Sansa was raped, because gods forbid we forget it. This isn’t dealing with trauma, this is rubbing in the audience’s faces one of the most hated scenes of this show.

It’s ridiculously out of continuity too. Everything Arya herself did to survive is ignored (hanging out with Tywin on season 2, anyone?). Also she couldn’t possibly think her sister helped the Lannisters get rid of Ned, she was fucking there. If she saw Sansa’s pretty hair and dress, she must have seen her crying and screaming in despair. Watch your own damn show, D&D!

Once more I must ask: what is Littlefinger still doing in this story? He’s trying to put Arya against Sansa, but why? What does he gain with that? Why is Sansa still listening to him? You can’t give me Sansa being snarky at him in one episode and fully trusting him in another, it just doesn’t make sense.

Sansa was rude to Brienne for no reason, and sent her away purely because D&D needed Sansa alone and unprotected in Winterfell again. It’s so forced it hurts.

Apparently Jon didn’t give any news in weeks. Great job, Jon. But hey, couldn’t they use their fucking omniscient robot brother to see what stupidity Jon was up to this time?

I was giggling during the entire briefcase scene, not even The Room can aspire to be this bad.

Dragonstone

“Heroes do stupid things and they die” is the supreme maxim of Grimdark™. It’s also clearly not what GRRM is going for in the books.

We had a scene with the sole purpose of delivering exposition that Jon is in love with Dany. Is he? Why would he be? What evidence have we seen of this? Oh no, but it’s a lot easier to have a character established as "clever" saying "he loves you" than actually showing the process of two people falling in love.

For all their speech abut sparing the innocent, Tyrion says they’ll burn King’s Landing if anyone touches Dany. See, the smallfolk are only important if they bend the knee, otherwise they can die. So much for wheel-breaking.

(we still don’t know what that means, btw)

Again Tyrion tells Dany what to do and how to act; I’m gonna stab with a knitting needle anyone that calls this show feminist. I don’t think Tyrion is wrong in everything he says, but having him mansplaining Dany constantly is annoying. If he “believes” her, why doesn’t he let her to think on her own? If he doesn’t trust her to do it, then why does he follow her?

I can’t blame Dany for being hostile to the whole succession talk. Yes, it’s an important matter, and one book!Dany still has to address, but it came very suddenly and when they had other more important matters to deal with.

Tyrion doesn’t want Dany to go and she goes, and again the narrative will prove Dany wrong for not listening to a man. Fuck this show.

Beyond the Wall

Aaah, le crap de le crap. Don’t get me wrong, Winterfell stuff made me roll my eyes so hard I could watch my own brain cells dying. But Winterfell was filler, while this is supposed to be the big moment, the “go go go, shock shock shock” we’ve been told about, the core of the wham episode of this season.

And it sucks.

Tormund says that smart people don’t go looking for the dead, and I have to agree with him. The whole plan of capturing a wight and touring it around Westeros was incredibly stupid to begin with, so it’s hard to feel bad for the characters when things go inevitably wrong.

Less than five minutes into this episode they were already joking about Gendry being assaulted by Melisandre. Fuck this show.

Gendry being sold to Melisandre, much like Tyrion killing Davos’ son with wildfire, becomes a “look, those characters know each other” gag. This is a very poor choice and ignores the fact that those characters met under traumatic circumstances that deserve a stronger reaction than that.

Of course you don’t hear Beric “bitching” about being killed six times, that would mean death and trauma carry any weight and in this show they don’t. Not anymore.

I’ve been complaining for a while that the show seems to have forgotten why Jorah was exiled, so they answered me with him admitting Ned was right. That’s great, it would have been a significant character development… if we had actually seen it. Character development is a character going from point A to point B, not suddenly being on point B with no indication of how they got there.

Then Jon says he’s glad Ned didn’t catch Jorah. Why? Does Jon knows that Jorah was exiled for selling people? Is Jon okay with that? Since when? He barely knows Jorah and no relationship was portrayed on screen before this moment, why this sudden concern with him?

Sandor says he hates gingers, which is another nail in the SanSan coffin for the show. We already that’s D&D’s NOTP, but the petty ways they find to demonstrate it always amuse me.

I joked about this being the Ultimate Bro Trip - All the Extras Edition, but boy I was right. There’s everything one could expect from this sort of event: sexual assault played for laughs, dick jokes, the most disgusting reference to Tormund x Brienne, heavy-handed hints of R+L=J, lots of walking for nothing, lots of shitting all over GRRM’s careful worldbuilding, lots of dudes bonding over stuff that makes me hate them as characters, poorly executed action with no real stakes. A true winner!

There are small things that worked for me. I kinda like Beric’s speech to Jon, or Sandor turning around when they burn Thoros’ wound. It’s a simple but effective way to remind the viewer of Sandor’s trauma. It doesn’t cost much in terms of dialogue or screentime, and keeps the character consistent and fleshed-out. But those were isolated moments, and isolated moments are not enough to save us from this torture of a scene.

I like the surprise element of the bear attack, but it was too shaky and confusing for my taste. Gendry says the bear has blue eyes, but I could hardly see the bear itself? And how can I care about characters dying if I can’t even see who’s dying? After some point it was The Revenant - Westeros edition, and still not the silliest scene in the episode.

The white walkers now die like vampires from Buffy and one stab is enough to finish them. Worse, they’re following the route of 'kill the boss, every minion dies’. I hate this trope, I’m sure there’s a name for it. It’s particularly bad in this case because now the white walkers’ impressive numbers don’t mean anything; just kill the extra blue dude with a vaguely Japanese armor and presto! Also, you know, it contradicts what we’ve seen so far including in this very episode.

Despite them walking for ages, Gendry goes back to Eastwatch pretty fast. The white walkers are kind enough to wait for no fucking reason while Gendry sends a raven, the raven reaches Dragonstone, Dany gets ready, and Dany flies to the Wall and beyond. This should have taken weeks, but apparently it happens over a day or so.

Look, when people talk about ‘teleportation’ in this show, we don’t mean that the writers must depict every beat of the trip. We mean that the trip needs to make sense considering everything we know about the setting and the resources available in that world. It doesn’t have to be super accurate either, just not physically impossible like this was.

The white walkers not attacking the group makes the previous Plot Armor evolve to a Plot AT Field from Evangelion. If there was going to be battle anyway, why the waiting? You’re already bending space and time for Daenerys to arrive, so I’m sure there would be better ways to have the ice dragon scene without all this contrivance.

The dragon saving scene would have been awesome if not for all the implausibility that led to it. It’s hard to be invested when you’re already angry and disappointed. The contrivances don’t stop there, and Jon takes two levels in stupidity and keeps fighting all macho when everybody else is safe on dragon back. Also Daenerys loves him for some reason.

That spear throwing was the funniest thing. Congrats to whoever did the dragon animations and noises, though, that was a great job. Emilia Clarke’s nearly-crying face would have been a great start for one of Daenerys’ more emotional moments in the show, watching the death of one of her children. Too bad this is basically all the reaction she’s allowed to have.

Jon got Viserion killed out of sheer stupidity and stubbornness, but somehow Dany loves him even more for that! She wants to wait for him, even if that endangers her other dragons. Back at the Wall, she waits for his return, not perhaps a sign of Viserion. When he apologizes for being the worst, she’s not remotely angry at him. It was “good” that her dragon died, because now she understands. Now she knows that in this show men are always right and women pay a dear price for not listening to them.

Can’t see the narrative goal of leaving Jon behind or him falling in the water. Nobody actually expected him to die, even if he should have. Then you have Uncle Benjen Ex Machina holding thousands of White Walkers on his own, as if that somehow prevents a few of them from going after Jon. This whole scene accomplished nothing but stretching our suspension of disbelief further, as if there was any left at this point.

The walkers somehow put chains on the dragon to pull it. Why not just make the dragon fall on land? Viserion returning could have been cool if: a) it wasn’t a product of a conga line of plot contrivances; b) they didn’t take four years to show us his eyes opening, as if this wasn’t ridiculously obvious.

Daenerys can’t mourn her fucking dragon, she’s too busy finding the Ultimate Man to Listen To. What prompts Jon to decide that Dany is now his queen? Why does he call her Dany? How does Dany know the Night’s King name?

More importantly, why do I still care to ask about all this questions when the answer is “D&D are fucking dumb and they’re hoping we are too”?

Extra notes

Should we start printing Euron’s picture in milk boxes? And what happened to Theon?

Fuck this show, fuckindammit, that was a lot of time and energy wasted just to get angry.

#got negativity #got criticism #antigot #anti got #personal: watching things

[lovestellarflare-blog]

After killing Lucifer, The Usurper, leaving your empire’s borders

dispelled the remnant illusions, which were strongest built in

your realm, where it expected you to live most of your life

you now understand the full evil behind L’s fallen mask...

it pretended to be you, all along. It possessed the light 

avatar part of your chimera in many of it’s past lives as Hitler

Napoleon, Apollo, Alexander, etc. To violently take over your

realm by war and chaos, but failed each time. Growing more

jealous and envious, it drew a harem of fairy witches around

itself, a court of prostitute guardians from wonderland age

to attempt to consolidate what it lacked for in terms of 

female quality. but they failed too, since only a maiden 

can use the Grail’s unlocked full powers. Those fake ex-devi

princesses from your country must have thought you 

were Lucifer, their pathetic impostor, the fictional Saviour

Messiah Christ from some imaginary inexistant God it 

made up, destined to defeat you ‘the Ultimate Dark Evil’ 

etc., *cue imperial luciferian propaganda* and when it 

saw your powers could not be conquered, it made it’s

future possessions of the light part of your grail avatar’s

past lives, to be ‘submissive’ to the Black Sun, which it 

wanted to turn you into all along, so it could be the 

‘Good Bright Sun, Source of Light’ and pose as the 

True Emperor. When in reality, a lowly male could never

rule such powers or create or even usurp/lead such

an empire, or ever become the Guardian of Life

but it still tried, and failed. And died as a consequence

Because it’s true form was not that of some Apollo

heavenly angel of light it tried to pose as, but that 

of an ugly wrinckled old hag (kali) or ... Baba Yuga

as it’s known in your regional lore from ukraine

which is the curse you gave it since it’s past life

when it tried to replace you as Grail, and take your

powers away. Your Grail power can purify the pure

but it corrupts and damns the wicked. And that 

thing was the most wicked of all, that you’ve seen

so far. Annoying bratty arrogance you just wanted

to rip it’s neck apart, the shameless way it spake 

at you, from the very first online conversation.

posing as a girl in it’s present incarnation because

it knew you are soft only on females. What a coward

Anyhoo. It’s true intentions from years ago was

to steal your body, it tried to rip you out of it from

17 years old, when it kept possessing people

you spoke to online, and claiming it was your 

friend, and failing to exit you out of it, so it 

could steal your Grail powers and imperial fate

it’s goal was then to exile you into Mina’s doppleganger

body in ukraine, since the real Mina (Kyra in Septerra

Core), the moon goddess, betrayed him when you

were born, and wanted to pact with you instead of 

him. So much for the Apollo-Artemis brother-sister

team, if they both betrayed the other for your powers

So instead of replacing you with his sister so he

could be in your body, Again, and possess the 

final Grail form, with pure divine light instead of 

the inferior mortal elven light it hosted in past 

imperial lives, and become an Emperor instead

of a failed Usurper who always fails to take over

the world. And it was really in love with your 

body and it’s powers, if it wanted to steal it for 

itself...and the second plan, most recent one

was to exile you into it’s doppleganger body

the one you thought was bluffareen, but wasn’t

, it was really the doppleganger of lucifer’s 

female traits you created in this age to seal

it’s best qualities away, as karma for trying to

steal yours away, in past lives of the grail avatar.

that Nikita-like tall as you, amazon warrior body

that is Harley-Quinn esque, and Lucifer meant 

to seal you in, as an amnesiac sex toy/slave to 

it, so it (Lucifer) could become the Imperial Joker

Glad you avoided that destiny, since you never

wanted to be a fucking joker. But you did turn 

Lucy into a joke, so good work. Btw nazism is 

evil. You realize this now, after seeing how Lucifer

corrupted Hitler’s destiny, and Napoleon’s before

it etc. to butcher a destiny of the champion of light

from a humble generous general to an evil tyrant

who wants to take over everything for itself.

So good you kicked Lucifer out of this host in

this life, where it was to gain supreme final 

powers from it’s evolution, which lucifer coveted

for centuries. without the light it stole from

your elven champion of light, it could never have

become ‘lucifer’, just a worthless unoriginal 

guardian, a talentless hack, a disgusting old witch

hag. So you dodged a life of sexual slavery as

imperial concubine / sex toy, TWICE!...

btw i doubt you’ll wanna occupy Mina’s doppleganger

form, where it has best qualities as a cat, and none

of it’s evilness, because Mina was Lucifer’s 

sister, aka Lilith, and she’s super evil and a whore

you don’t want the slime of whoever she fucked

in past lives, covering your new living body.

then again, only the best parts you sealed in

the new doppleganger bodies, so there’s a 

chance you won’t feel anything? who knows lol

that poor lucifer’s doppleganger catgirl, she 

was under heavy hypnosis/ compulsion from

lucifer to turn into this nymphomaniac sex crazed 

slut, but you warded her from those curses so 

she would have a normal life. Lucifer was hoping

it could break you down to it’s level, by tempting 

you to lose your virginity to it’s doppleganger host

in your country, which is why it maneuvered you 

too closer together, from competitions you ran in,

but didn’t count on your free will being stronger

than it’s compulsion. so both you and it’s doppleganger

resisted losing your virginities, that way lucifer 

couldn’t break your powers, or return to europe

from the body you sealed it in, the annoying 

valentine siren witch from new world, with annoyingly

huge siren eyes and bashable personality.

the one labeled kali on your album. 

write more later....

#dearfutureme incaseofamnesia