#this season fucking OWNS DUDE

[dimension-20-every-introduction]

Everyone Introduced in Dimension 20's Fantasy High: Junior Year episode 14

#dimension 20 spoilers #dimension 20 #d20 introductions #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #d20 fhjy #this season fucking OWNS DUDE #this combat i cannot believe how invested i am in it #also VERY EXCITED to see aguefort in his classic suit!! I love that man so much #for the other seeming repeat characters: they've got different subtitle text! #i'd seen posts speculating that the rogue teacher had never been found because they were a ghost and YEAHHHHH THEY WERE RIGHT #god hell yeah what a reveal that owned #oisin continues to be a favorite of mine as well :) i really feel him

[salemontrial]

Why the FUCK didn't Sasha apologize to Quinni.

#no im so pissed about that. #dude you don't give an autistic person a meltdown that big over something that hurtful #and just #walk away scot free #last time someone gave me a meltdown that hardcore I cut them off for a month. #that might just be the bpd tho #but still #quinni doesn't seem like the type to just. be chill without an apology and hearing sasha explain herself #and then she makes her her vice?????????? #she already acknowledged sasha is only in it for the power trip #sasha didn't even do anything in the investigation she just followed quinni around #which as she should #but she hasn't made up for how she treated quinni AT ALL #in fact she's just gotten MORE of a performative activist #like why the fuck was she such a bitch to missy abt spider #i get it yea. ur friends sometimes have dogshit taste in men but you don't need to make them feel like trash abt it #and the way she was like 'he fetishizes u for being black omg its probably asian girls next omg i dont feel safe' #THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU????????. #also she 100% jumpstarted quinnis identity crisis #with how she was constantly switching between infantilizing her and undermining her autonomy over her own decisions #and treating doing things quinni wanted to do and the specific way she needed to do them as a chore #and then victimizing herself!!!!!!! #like from experience that relationship dynamic IS abusive to autistic people it just is #idk if nt people get it but it's really fucking awful to come from your partner #anyway. until sasha apologizes to both quinni and missy this will continue to be a sasha hate page. #heartbreak high #heartbreak high season 2 #quinni gallagher jones #sasha so #missy beckett

[frechiiie]

Team Conrad-ers are so funny because they’ll hate on Jeremiah for calling Conrad out for being a stupid asshole because “poor Conrad he’s going through a lot :((“ Yeah? SO IS HE! this is also the same brother that makes decisions for him without even TALKING to him, like be FOR REAL.

#txt #‘Jere needs to be nicer to Conrad’ okay counterpoint ‘Conrad needs to get a grip’ #my man is going through it. I get it but the dude isn’t TALKING to his own brother. and Jere is FED UP. like be fr #Jere is a real one this season because he’s fucking tired and fed up but he’s trying so hard. I want them BOTH to literally just be HONEST. #JERE WANTS THAT SO BAD LIKE GET OVER YOURSELF CONRAD FOR GODS SAKE…..BE FR #the summer i turned pretty #tsitp #team jeremiah #it’s always poor Conrad :((( but Jere always gets pushed aside like okay. #GET THE MF IN THERAPHY BRO….SCREW THE DUMB LOVE TRIANGLE GET CONRAD THERAPY PLEASE

[bootyful-seventeen]

I am heavily contemplating on buying myself a dvd player soon and buying all the DVDs for a ton of movies and tv shows I grew up watching cuz I miss the magic of dvds

#hear me out on this one okay. but the Barbie movies were magic on dvd back in the day #and I do wanna see if stores are still selling the old strawberry shortcake dvds before I go online for those #I wanna snort that nostalgia so bad #and of course I’ll need to get the dcau on dvd #like all of it cuz I’m so bored with the dccu since we don’t get as much new stuff #it’s always Batman or superman and love them but I’m kinda bored from always seeing a new bman or sups movie #Wonder Woman I wouldn’t mind a new actor for her but I know she’s not gonna be a muscle mommy which I’ll be sad about #give me a Wonder Woman that is built like rhea ripely god damnit #the flash is eh cuz I found out this whole time I’ve been watching the Wally west flash #but yeah Wally is who I want and then there’s the green lantern like dude is so cool iams all we have is the 1 from 2011 I think #sure I could watch some of the tv series they have but I have too many shows on my watch list it’s overwhelming at times so I skip over lots #tho I will have to pray like crazy cuz some of the things I know I want are probably gonna be expensive as fuck even as second hand #saw a class of the titans season 1 dvd going for $81 cad 💀💀💀 #the world is not kind to those who don’t love the digital age #I prefers my dvds cuz I own it and no one can take it away from me unless they physically steal it #omg I’m turning into my grandma cuz she still had the vhs player with some tapes too #just wish she never donated the tapes for swan princess 1-3 and Anastasia and ferngully and basically all my faves that she owned #like Ngl a part of me wants to hit up value village just to see if maybe they’re still there or if I’ll find other copies of the same things #cuz a perk about cities with older people is that you get so much older tech and other items it’s insane

[soup-or-who-lock]

beloved hallmark show about treason and repression and living in the past and Andie McDowell running into the surf to have fun for the first time since 1999...save me

#TREASON #iconic #they need to give casey goodwin (and their anti-colonialist despair/anger) more screentime #and food truck boy less screen time #and eliot's dad needs less screen time but also eliot should get to time travel to beat up his own father. on screen #aaaand i don't care for andie mcdowell's love interest but della should get to be happy #and Susanna deserves the world. look at her with that lil smile doin witchcraft #and is casey goodwin time traveling? 'i think i'm here to find out about my family' sounds like some pond shit to me friend #i AM losing my footing with my time traveling horse theory. disappointing that so few horses have been seen recently #i think kat is being too quick to forgive dude that shot her...but that's just my hot take i guess #truly get it together augustine family...eliot should tell his bestie that his dad sucked bricks...his dad should shut the fuck up #beloved show that is so different from other hallmark shows....please get fifteen more seasons #hallmark the way home #the way home hallmark #the way home #hallmark channel

[mariusroyale]

sunset duo has me fucked up dude

#no.. #no bc let’s fucking talk abt it #these two were close as kids #they had a good relationship up until raph got too overprotective and smothered his baby bro #and it stifled mikey’s independence as well as perpetuate this idea that raph can just fix it on his own #and then that already strains their relationship and it’s like #*sniff* #dude;;;; #im so pissed we never got to see this #ppl complaining that we don’t see evidence of raph getting parentified #MF WE WERE GOING TO SEE MORE OF IT WHEN THE IDEA OF RISE WITH THREE SEASONS WAS A THING #EVEN THEN DOES THIS NOT SPEAK VOLUMES TO YOU #WHY ELSE WOULD RAPH SMOTHER THEM OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT HE FEELS THE RESPONSIBILITY TO #N WHERE WOULD THAT RESPONSIBILITY COME FROM OTHER THAN MISSIONS #LIKE COME ON #sunset duo #stinkin rant #rottmnt #text post

[genekies]

screaming in the club

time for another vent in tags

#so i was joking and i thought it came through but im also dumb and autistic and my jokes dont always cross. sO #i was joking about one of my roomates not seeing Nightmare Before Christmas before bc i was showing 2 of them my picture vinyl of it and whe #n one of them said they never saw it i said “but you were a loser on tumblr in the 2010s wdym” and their fiance was just rude to me and i th #ought it was clearly a joke but ig not and they lowley attacked me for it? im just?? i tried to clarify that i was joking and they know im a #utistic. hell the one i was joking to is also autistic but idk so now i feel like utter shit especially after all i did today thst juet drai #ned me. ive been trying to fix our 2nd shower. i had a meeting. i had an extremely hard therapy session. and i showered today. its been hell #like i am trying to get thru relapsing on SH and my ED and ofc they dont know but that shit made it worse and i dont want to say anything bc #then ill feel like im guilt tripping? idk but im also super nervous about a HRT appmt i have coming up and i cant afford it and we have no #food in the house i can eat rn and no one has gone shopping. i cant go shopping either bc i cant drive/dont have a car. and its making it #harder to help get back on track with eating when theres nothing for me to eat? so everything is fucking amazing right now. #the only meals i could POSSIBLY have and all claimed by the one roommate i was joking with. it all takes up half our freezer too so thats #fucking awesome. all this food for one person and none that i can eat or the other vegan in the house can eat. i have been hungry for DAYS. #all there has been for me to eat is cup ramen and grilled cheese. AND SOMEONE WHO WASNT FUCKING VEGAN ATE ALL THE VEGAN CHEESE IM GENUINELY #SO PISSED OFF? like dude yall have your own cheese wtf #the thing is its already really hard for me to tell when i am actually hungry bc of years of ignoring it so when i actually feel it and ther #es nothing it really gets to me. im so tired and idek where my EBT card is to get myself something. its all just so much. #i just want to lay in my bed and sleep for days. but i cant. i have too much shit to do. like even just tomorrow i have to clean the #bathroom. mop the kitchen. do dishes. shovel snow. and just generally take.care of shit because since we have 2 roomates MIA right now and #no one else wanted to do shit i had to step up and i am STRUGGLING. i have been for a while. the thing is everyone that didnt sign up for sh #it didnt have much going on besides probable seasonal depression #i relapsed. have debilitating mental health. i can barely get out of bed before 4 pm. and i have to take care of myself and my cat. #im so close to snapping on them at this point #i need the one roommate i actually like to come back or i swear i will lose my shit. hes only been gone for 6 days but HOLY SHIT #everything has gone to shit #vent over ig im going to sleep soon. still hungry if i cant find something.

[amandabe11man]

so me and my friend are onto season 4 of X-files now and we got to the csm-centric episode, right. and when he put the sniper rifle up from the window at the start I was like "whoa there. jfk assassination much?"-- and then the flashback starts and wouldn't you fucking know it, csm was the one who killed jfk??

this made me joke about how "what is he, the dark version of forrest gump or something? lmao" (ie. being present at a bunch of historical happenings), and then it seems like I was right because after that, he killed martin luther king too... aND TH E N towards the end, they make a fuckin forrest gump reference???

guys I think I'm finally becoming psychic

#x files #anyway good season so far #'the field where I died' was another good one #this ep was fun too ngl cause I'm afraid I love to hate this guy #I love how it shows how /weak/ csm actually is #seems like he just gets swept up in shit all 'okay I guess I'm doing this now (hashtag powertrip)' #dude has all the agency over a bunch of others but he has no agency over himself #he couldn't even resist the peer pressure to start smoking. bruh #and he couldn't even follow through with it when he tried to /stop/ smoking either #and then when he thought he was gonna get a big break as an author and was like 'fuck yeah I'll resign from the evil job now' #..but then the editors changed the ending when publishing it so he was like 'nvm. fuck everything. violent path it is then' #that whole thing reminded me so much of john in Saw X too when he thought he'd been cured- #-so he threw away the trap-sketches he was making. guy was gonna straight up quit being jigsaw bc he thought he would get to live after all #wait a sec.... john has cancer and is a villain... csm is called 'cancerman' and is also a villain........ [connecting dots in my mind rn] #but yeah um-- back to what I was saying- this ep somehow made csm a bit less infuriating for me? #cause now we got to see that actually he doesn't have everything under control. in fact it's like he barely has a will of his own #bro has zero conviction. barely any willpower. no life. if he fails at something once- that's it. he'll quit trying forever #he's literally a loser. we love to see it #(also wtf I didn't think deep throat would be the one who argued FOR killing that alien while csm was the one who questioned it?) #(but deep throat SAID to mulder later that he regretted the things he'd done an d he helped the good guys in the end so....) #(deep throat had his redemption arc. love that guy....except for when he killed the alien. that wasn't cool)

[toxicpineapple]

my toxic trait is that i dont think people are owed loyalty from their followers. like actually if a content creator you follow stops posting content for fandoms you enjoy and starts posting content that you don’t know/don’t like. you can unfollow them. they don’t know you, you’re not betraying them, you don’t owe them anything. if i stopped posting dr on here and randomly started talking about my persona 5 fanfictions you would have every right to unfollow me for that. you don’t owe me or anyone u don’t personally know loyalty.

#i think its a little different w bouts of inactivity #not that i think u shouldnt unfollow whoever the fuck you want #whenever the fuck u want #like unfollowing isnt a betrayal #but unfollowing an artist bc they broke their hand and arent giving u blorbo every week anymore #is kinda mean tbh LOLOL #but ppl who post stuff like 'you guys are so disloyal' rlly just be guilt tripping u #like curate your own internet experience until you're unfollowing me #then it's open season for guilt tripping #temper your expectations my dude #this is an inherently transactional relationship #you give me: content i like #i give you: clout #when the content i like stops #the clout stops too #its not quantum physics

[crowfeathers]

is there any remotely normal explanation for why my roommate has a fan blasting and a window open when it is 31 F outside.

#not going to judge the lifestyle esp in defense of big comfy blankets but. it’s fucking freezing dude i shouldn’t loathe changing clothes #in my own damn room #im uh. pretty excited to be switching into a single room this friday ngl #girl this is why you get a cold as soon as cold season hits. AND YOU STAY SICK FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS #YOUR IMMUNITY IS BEGGING FOR MERCY

[iero]

Not someone on TikTok saying that the Hellfire Club shirts are gonna quickly become the ‘Normal people scare me.’ shirts. Like, imagine letting people live? People on TikTok NEED to go outside and touch some grass for real.

#personal #It was under a video where someone said the bat tattoo is quickly gonna become the LOVER/LOSER IT tattoo? I’m- #Am I saying this as a person who owns a shirt AND has a bat tattoo? YES but like I don’t care. #Also the bat tattoo is like… Vague enough anyway? Like if you don’t want ST you’re just like… #‘That person’s got some bats on their arm. That’s cool.’ #On a sidenote I did wear my shirt to visit my mom this morning? #My mom’s boyfriend was like ‘Oh so you worship Satan now?’ I’m like my dude… You’ve SEEN the new season. You know what the reference is. #Anyway TL;DR: I fucking hate TikTok LMAOOO.

[ranacr0ak]

no amount of spoilers could have emotionally prepared me for what I just witnessed

#true colors #amphibia season two #holy fuck #dude #WHAT DOES ANDRIAS MEAN ANNE “STILL” HAS THE CONNECTION TO THE HEART STONE #I AM SHAKING #MARCYYYY #amphibia #marcy wu #anne boonchuy #SASHA GOT LEFT BEHIND TO FIGHT ANDRIAS #SHE FINALLY PUT HER FRIENDS’ NEEDS BEFORE HER OWN #sasha waybright #GRIME BEING A DAD TO SASHA??? #i’m sobbing rn #I am not okay guys #shaking matt braley like a jar of bees #UGH #POLLY HAS FUCKIN LEGS #how does that make butt ITCHY tho #sprig plantar #polly plantar #rana rants

[monstersmutpeddler]

A Soul to Keep: Duskwalker Brides: Book One

By: Opal Reyne

Monster Scale

Level 05: Advanced Monsterfuckery

Y’know Elias from Ancient Magus’ Bride? He’s basically that. 

My Overall Rating For The Book

“I Bought The Book/Series And Want Them Signed Please Holy Shit”

I started reading this book with no expectations or knowledge and oh boy that was fun! This feels basically like a post apocalyptic DemonSlayer/Ancient Magus’ Bride, so if you like those shows you’ll probably like this too because it leans into those heavily. Tons of fun, highly recommend it. 

Overly Simplified Summary

Reia is being offered up as bride/sacrifice to a Duskwalker, some kind of demon who can walk in the daylight while other demons can’t. He takes her as his bride and the two begin to live together in his little cabin in the woods. Will she catch feelings?

If you like Ancient Magus Bride you are absolutely going to get a kick out of this. 

Keep reading for ‘This Book Has Everything’ and possible Trigger Warnings.

This Book Series Has Everything

[x] Touch them and I’ll kill you vibes

[x] Big buff love interest 

[x] Plot first smut second 

[x] Love interest goes on a rampage when main character is either hurt or kidnapped

[x] Love interest either wins or kidnaps lead

[x] Straight 

[x] Main character gets chased in the woods by the love interest at some point

[x] Forced proximity 

[x] Holiday season vibes

[x] Dude got an interesting dick

It has a bunch of ridges and stuff? Extrudes from his body. Also tentacles. 

[x] Love interest has to fight hard to win the love interests heart

[x] Main character and love interest talk about their problems or tragic pasts and heal together

[x] The side character steals the show and makes you want their own book

He still doesn’t have a name and I love him omg he is the best. 

[x] Open communication 

[x] The couple has equal power in the relationship

[x] Love interest is an absolute cinnamon roll  

[x] Happy Ending Guaranteed

[x] They purr like a FUCKING CAT

[x] Super scary/dangerous but very gentle and sweet with the one they love

Here’s a link/buy the book!

Trigger Warnings

[x] Main character had a really bad relationship with an ex at one point

Poor Orpheus had it ROUGH. 

[x] Children die 

A child (a sibling) has died. 

[x] Kidnapped/held captive against their will

[x] Loss of a loved one

Reia lost her whole family in a tragic way. 

[x] Really shitty childhood, usually abuse involved 

#Super scary/dangerous but very gentle and sweet with the one they love #They purr like a FUCKING CAT #Happy Ending Guaranteed #Love interest is an absolute cinnamon roll #The couple has equal power in the relationship #Open communication #The side character steals the show and makes you want their own book #Main character and love interest talk about their problems or tragic pasts and heal together #Love interest has to fight hard to win the love interests heart #Dude got an interesting dick #Forced proximity #Main character gets chased in the woods by the love interest at some point #Straight #Love interest either wins or kidnaps lead #Love interest goes on a rampage when main character is either hurt or kidnapped #Plot first smut second #Big buff love interest #Touch them and I’ll kill you vibes #Holiday season vibes

[cognitosclowns]

What part do you think Robotus will play in Part 2? He better be fucking ok.

If Rand so much as look in his direction I'm gonna start SWINGING

tbh there's a lot of options??

there's definitely a,, Redemption Arc going on, what with him helping The Gang out in eps 2, 4, 10.

so tbh!! I'm hoping he gets a Big Moral Decision!!

Like he gets the chance to destroy the world and he ends up not taking it bc,, he's gotten attached to humans??? OUGHE <333333

I KNOW they aren't gonna want to speedrun his arc, it's probably gonna be a while until he's Reformed but UGHHHH

<333 THE CLIMAX TO HIS ARC IS GONNA DO THINGS TO MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY I JUST KNOW IT.

OVERALL I think he's gonna be,, mostly intel for the group??

Previously he was constantly looking through security logs + cams so I could definitely see him,,,,, doing some subterfuge to help The Gang undermine Rand!!

In terms of misc stuff? like vague Silly Hopes I Have??? Silly Goofery?

Something homosexual in me Requires an IHNMAIMS reference. Even if it's just a microcosm, like him taking over the Cognito Inc Building and trapping everyone inside.

I don't know why I don't know where I just need this man to have his A.M Hate Monologue Moment. It would either fix him or make him worse.

Brett giving him a nickname. He'll hate it at first and slowly warm up to it,,, and I will burst into tears

overall just. Gang interactions with AB <333333 please it will fix me.

I NEED him and Robo-Reagan to meet

Two Infinitely Intelligent Robots with massive egos teaming up with the goal of taking over the world? oh BABY these two are gonna be at eachothers throat in 5 minutes and it will be everything.

*GRIPS THE WRITERS* LET HIM SEE THE SUN

please I know I talk about this all the time but. He Has Never Seen The Sun Please Let Him See The Sun With His Own Two Eyes Please Please Please Ple

Another thing I've been thinking about is how. Reagan's lab is shown to have a SHIT ton of A.B parts in ep one, all behind glass containers. Enough to make,,,,,, several more of him,,,,

..... LISTEN Rand is absolutely petty enough to. make his Own A.B as like,, a personal enforcer around Cognito. He's absolutely the kind of shitweasel to steal his Daughter's work for his own benefit

TLDR I miss my wife Part 2 cannot come soon enough

#i also remember smb made a post that was like 'Alpha-Beta needs to kidnap Matt Leblanc next season' AND THATS SO FUNNY TO ME THAT. YEAH. #also. give him a breakdown i want it i want it i want it so bad #this kinda falls into the Monologue Moment smdnsmd but. i think it would be very fantastic to see him Unwell. #also. tbh i cant see him teaming with Rand. MSNDMSD he already hates humanity and Rand is like #the SHITTIEST human lmao #i also want a friendship btwn him and gigi. idk it feels like theres a Throughline btwn them #gigi being in charge of media and AB being. Pretty Fucked Up by the internet. #IDK i want them to be the two Responsible Adults who look at the gang from the sidelines like 'dear fuck how have they survived this long' #ALSO place your bets for when part 2 is gonna release #i also really love how IJ gave us both. an Evil Man and an '''Evil Man'''' #MSNDMS like. Rand is properly evil and irredeemable. #but AB is just. like one of those small dogs who think they could kick your ass but actuall just nip at your ankles a bit #MSNDMSD like. he's all Monologues and Shouting but also. absolutely normal. like the most Dude ever. just some guy. #he watches sitcoms and laughs at his own dad jokes hes so nothing MSNDSMDNS AND I LOVE THAT I LOVE THEY GAVE US AN EVIL CHARACTER WHO #IS TRULY JUST SO AVERAGE #inside job #sfw #alpha-beta #robotus alpha-beta #<33333333333333333 mwamwamwamwmamwamwmamwmamwmamwamwmamwma

[yusukenui]

i hate how soulless it feels to plays sky in an empty lobby, but nothing will ever beat the ridiculousness of malding while cr'ing on ur own and then seeing some weirdo kid pop up with 7 other kids in what u thought was an empty lobby

#thoughts #its so fucking funny cause id be sad abt it thinking i loaded into an empty server and rhe reason its acrtually empty its cause every other #-slot is occupied by this dudes group like HUH #why are the servers so small per world anyways ☠️ fucking insane u drop a friend mid wasteland and u end up having to fend off the krill #on ur own ☠️☠️ #this stupid ass kid was backpacking like 4 other people is ur phone not lagging my guy 😭😭😭 #its so lonely though!!!! #im still playing next season tho i rly want eden realm lore :( #scotl #sky children of the light #my tags

[spartazia-blog]

I need Polin fans to understand that I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU TRY TO SELL IT I DO NOT WANT JEALOUS COLIN.

Stop trying to convince everyone it is “necessary”. Some of us have no interest. You can achieve the same end by having Penelope actually just put some space in their relationship.

And then she can take the time to work on her damn self because she needs to figure some shit out.

#polin #also how exactly does she go about Whistledowning while dancing away? #the whole reason she can BE Whistledown is she is on the out skirts #Penelope figuring out herself and it catching Colin offguard that theie friendship has shifted is a way more interesting story #Burn the jealousy trope involving third parties in any form in fucking FIRE #I do not care I will die on this hill #keep it away #EDITING BECAUSE I HAVE MORE THOUGHTS #People keep going on about how much Colin needs to make up for and #And yes #he needs to apologize for what he said at the end of season 2 but that’s kind of it?? #He hasn’t committed multiple sins against her #Also #Pen has her own apologies to make #Like it or not understand it or not publishing that article about Marina was wrong and wronged Colin as well #also she PROFITTED OFF OF IT #Either way what I love about them is they are both messes but they are each other’s messes #I love the idea of Colin courting her but it needs to come post Whistledown or it will feel like they got cheated #I love Colin but I still cannot believe how much this fandom has me defending some (albeit very pretty) white dude