#tim sees the batfam as a prolonged naturalistic observation and himself as the tired scientist

[batfamhyperfixation]

Alfred: In honor of the six month anniversary of Duke coming to Wayne manor, everyone gets six eggs, six pancakes, six glasses of orange juice, and six cups of coffee (Tim in the background pumping his fist at the coffee)

Jason, acting as if he didn't get the same thing for his anniversaries growing up: Looks great Alfie, veeery normal

Dick: Since Duke coming to the manor was a dream come true, maybe we should all go around the table and share our dreams

Bruce: Well I'm living my dreams, my sleep is purely for recouperating

Steph: I had a dream I was Eleanor Roosevelt's personal assistant, and I just kept saying 'you go girl'

Damian: I dreamt I was being chased by a bear, but then I was the bear and the bear had to poop so I did and then I woke up and I had

Cass: I dreamt I was in a giant pool but instead of water, it was filled with guacamole and I was floating on a big chip

Steph: that's the third guacamole dream this week

Tim, writing into a notepad: this is great stuff, *muttering as he scribbles* reoccurring guacamole dreams

#tim sees the batfam as a prolonged naturalistic observation and himself as the tired scientist #little does he know he is also one of the subjects and is as insane as the rest of them. not in fact the under cover experimenter he thinks #thats just how he copes with the madness #batfam #batkids #bat family #incorrect batfamily quotes #bruce wayne #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #alfred pennyworth #source: the great north