#turtlers

[jiouq3yqfmg7]

Brunette Ex Girlfriend Rebel Lynn Reverse Mounted Fucking Levando no cu e tomando banho de porra na cara Jerking dick on toilet Envi d une petite branlette Fer y T Thick Dick for Tiny Ebony Spinner Kendall Woods Upskirt Colegiala Tanguita Novinho gostoso gozando litros BANGBROS - Black Teen College Girl Peyton Sweet Interracial Fuck Sesh Indian tricked

#Jary #Leucippus #grincome #overfund #protosocial #tunna #turtlers #teroxide #beneceptive #Saba #pessoas #unintelligibleness #comby #drillability #Sperryville #conjugium #gynecia #Kiwanian #glossarially #betweenwhiles

[askvectorprime]

Dearest Vector Prime,

What do you know of Cybertronian martial arts? How do they differ from one another? You must have encountered more than a few unique styles and practitioners in your travels.

Dear Jet Judoka,

Ever since the first construction crane robot used its crane boom to deliberately knock over another robot eons ago, martial arts have been an integral part of our history.

You might assume that the warmongering Decepticons were the first to codify these disciplines of pugilism—and indeed, the brutality of their attacks and strategies gave them the edge at the outbreak of war. But the Autobots, who had lived as engineers and laborers, were able to disguise their training: every step, every turn of a wheel, every act of physical labor could be a secret technique, practiced thousands of times per cycle, until they had mastered the perfect move with which to surprise their adversaries.

Under Autobot schools of thought, there are two basic elements of physical combat: “Piston” and “Gear” motion. “Piston” is a direct, linear force: delivered by punches, rocket-powered fists, or other inbuilt ballistics. By contrast, “Gear” is a deflecting, rotational force: swiveling at the waist, or rolling, to create a “transmission” of the opponent’s energy into advantageous movement. In time, this framing came to influence Decepticon disciplines, until both groups were using the same terminology.

As the conflict between Autobot and Decepticon continued, fuelled by an escalating arms race to develop esoteric weaponry and enhancements, some chose to eschew ranged combat and instead specialize in martial arts based around stealth and melee. After sneaking into the enemy’s midst, a single warrior trained in this way could quickly dismantle those unprepared soldiers who relied more on their armament and abilities. Being a direct reaction to the highly technological mindset of both factions, it’s perhaps unsurprising that martial arts came to be spoken of using increasingly spiritual terms. Those trained in Circuit-Su turned inwards towards the personal energy of the spark, which practitioners of Metallikato would learned to channel through their weapons, striving to embody the “Ultimate Warrior” of legend. Meanwhile, followers of Yoketron’s Eightfold Path formed an understanding of self based on eight specifications: SPR-INT-SPD-END-RNK-CRG-FRB-SKL, each a separate aspect of Primus.

Other disciplines were influenced by offworld cultures. Crystalocution was developed by medics and structural engineers, after they observed the way Rock Lords would target their opponent’s fracture lines in hand-to-hand combat, and adapted the technique to focus on joints or brittle crystalline components in Cybertronians. The loose assortment of non-lethal forms commonly termed Diffusion, popular amongst the Autobots, are descended from a pacifist fighting style practiced amongst the Circle of Light.

Although these styles have been broadly recognised and adopted by countless fighters, it mustn’t be understated how deeply individualistic the martial arts can be: even within a single style, no two fighters are alike. An exceptional master may try to pass down their techniques, but the unique talent, ability, and perseverance of each student will inevitably transform these teachings into something new. Take, for example, the Turtler School.

Turtler lived as a hermit on an island, on Earth. Having felt undervalued by the Decepticons, he enjoyed the solitude this lifestyle afforded, living in peace from his Seacons. At some point in the distant future, a young simian Maximal arrived on a flying surfboard, wanting to learn martial arts in order to fight in the “Be(a)st Under The Heavens Tournament”. Turtler reluctantly took him on as a pupil, and over the course of several years, put him through a highly unorthodox training regimen. Some examples of the feats he had the Maximal perform included:

Climbing a mountain to catch a bird

Climbing a mountain again to catch a bird, but this time with Turtler strapped to his back in alt mode

Outrunning and outswimming Cybershark in a race

Painting Turtler's home (this one in particular was very unpopular with his student)

Eventually, the young Maximal proved his purity of heart—which wasn’t actually something Turtler had cared about in the least, as he really had just needed a few chores doing—and asked to learn the secret of Turtler’s ultimate technique, the King Poseidon Wave. Turtler, not quite understanding, assumed that the Maximal was talking about his laser cannon. He fired a shot to demonstrate—and to his surprise, the Maximal copied him, pressing two open palms together, and somehow firing a large energy blast! Before Turtler could even process what had happened, the Maximal hopped onto his surfboard and sailed away on a cloud, forever grateful for the good times he’d had with the old hermit over the years.

#ask vector prime #transformers #maccadam #circuit-su #metallikato #last autobot #yoketron #primus #crystalocution #rock lords #diffusion #circle of light #turtler #seacons #cybershark #king poseidon

[thelastgherkin]

LEGACY UNITED Voyager Prime Universe Thundertron

Sink unto oblivion!

More like this:

Prime: Arms Micron Voyager Class Leo Prime

Generations Selects Seacons Turtler (Snaptrap)

Shattered Glass Collection Flamewar and Fireglide

#Transformers #Legacy United #Thundertron #Leo Prime #Turtler #Snaptrap #Transformers: Prime

[liaswritesrobots]

#transformers #maccadam #macaddam #super god masterforce #transformers super god masterforce #Giga #Hydra #Blood #Dauros #Gilmer #Turtler #poll #polls #team husband polls

[sunkern-plus]

I know there aren't enough fat....any type of fighting game characters besides grappler, turtler and bait + punish types, but something I want more than a fat rushdown (because ATHLETIC FAT PEOPLE EXIST HAVE YOU HEARD OF RUNNINGBACKS? THEY HAVE TO BE FAST *AND* FAT FOR THEIR JOBS WHY DO YOU THINK I WANT RUNNINGBACK BUILD RUSHDOWN LUCIA SO BAD ASIDE FROM MAKING HER A PARALLEL TO BOB) is a fat zoner like a fat character who moves gracefully and elegantly and shoots beams of light at you from afar AND is the size and speed of a glacier??? LIKE WHO WOULDN'T WANT A ZONER ESPECIALLY A FEMALE ZONER LIKE THAT??? (which is why my poison is a zoner/grappler hybrid when fat, with the grappler half being bc she wants to help Hugo with their wrestling career)

#fighting games #street fighter #(well. mainly) #lucia morgan #poison #final fight #francis' headcanons #francis' musings

[shikkokunohaoh]

TURTLER TURTLER DONNA TORA? NO NO KAME KAME

[noah4449]

some random bozo shares her masterforce hcs/probably also a au idea cuz he’s bored ig

(SPOILERS FOR THOSE THAT HAVEN’T WATCHED THE JAPANESE G1 SHOWS YET SO READ IF YOU WISH)

MIGHT UPDATE THIS FROM TIME TO TIME BUT IT’S JUST WHAT IT IS LOL

yeah as the title suggests it’s just me being bored so

it’s not really the whole shipping shtick as some other people do and it’s more or less me wanting to dump my thoughts and such so here we go

-the transtectors that the headmaster juniors and godmasters use for both sides were sentient beforehand, or in the case of the headmaster juniors, were created for cyberdroids on planet master, in particular goshooter was made for jack from headmasters before his demise, overlord meanwhile was a decepticon warlord that ended up getting put into stasis lock sometime during the timeskip between season one of the jap g1 show and season 2 aka transformers 2010 or the movie.

-godbomber has it’s own seperate intelligence from god ginrai, personality wise basically springer but snarkiness toned down a bit

-mostly because we can’t have a transformers show without the starscream trope, overlord wants to basically take over whatever devil z’s planning and rejoin the main decepticon forces in space, but can’t really do much cuz AHEM married couple momento

-after the end of super god masterforce and sometime between victory, buster and hydra actually end up being split from their transtector bodies via some weird ass scifi experiment courtesy of deathsaurus or whatever, with their transtector bodies gaining their personalities, albeit without a sibling relationship

-scorponok actually did end up surviving the destruction of blackzarak after devil z took over his body, but in a fitting act of karma for the stunts he pulled during headmasters, got captured by the autobots and imprisoned.

-the other decepticon pretenders from the 1988 toyline were also apart of dauros group when they ended up on earth thousands of years ago, but never really got a chance to do much cause well, they’re dead jim.

-the decepticon forces in space aren’t under the control of blackzarak, but rather a trio of soundblaster, cyclonus, and scourge

-turtler had a robot mode like his toy, but got modelocked into his turtle form mostly as a punishment for failing devil z after a undisclosed mission

-the seacon drones do have their american counterparts personalities, but they’ve been cloned so many fucking times they got NO sparks so..

-buster and hydra’s transtectors also are able to combine with leozack, hellbat and guyhawk and needlenose (a double targetmaster fyi) to turn into a combiner named stormrunner, of course being a combiner he’s dumb as a sack of rocks, but basically powerful as heck, spinster having a helicopter alt mode does join in to form a replacement limb or turn into a weapon a la the seacons but it’s rather rare though

might add more eventually but idk lol

#super god masterforce #transformers super god masterforce #transformers victory #never let me write this crap again

[bigprettygothgf]

robocop rules bc hes a deadly threat to both chronic turtlers AND chronic jumpers

[444names]

the entire article on osman i from wikipedia in turkish BUT with (most) diacritics removed

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#444names #444 names

[askvectorprime]

Dearest Vector Prime, owing to how in the Shattered Glass continuity the Decepticons were the quote on quote 'good guys', how did the events of Super God-Masterforce forego in this?

Dear Shattered-God Surmiser, I'm aware of an alternate Earth where the colonizing Super-Robots known as 'Cybertrons' came to Earth long ago to infiltrate human civilization and manipulate the course of human history, pushing it ever towards exploitation and destruction of its natural resources. However, the cruel Hawk and Maximus-the-Cowardly found themselves in conflict with the noble Destrons, who had come to Earth to protect its destiny. Like Hawk, they were Pretenders too, but took on grotesque and frightful organic forms to warn humanity that they fought on behalf of the wild creatures across the globe.

Once Turtler and the Seacons secured the oceans and prevented melting in the polar regions, the Cybertrons were desperate and enlisted easily-corruptible human youth to carry out their will: a snobby, elitist student from France, Minerva; the spoiled prince of an empire, Cab, whose fire truck Transtector actually caused fires and burned down forests; and Shuta Gō, a tentative and calculating young man whose father became rich from rigging international soccer tournaments.

Dauros and the other Destrons were worried about active human involvement in their efforts, but the benevolent goddess Angel Alpha gave them her blessing to seek out worthy adversaries: Cancer, the contemplative monk who struggled with his dark side; Bullhorn, who taught self-defense courses at a local homeless shelter; and Wilder, a young business school prodigy who was betrayed by his best friend and ousted from his own nonprofit organization.

The battles escalated, soon involving the Godmasters who could harness the very life-giving energy of Earth itself. The struggles took a turn for the worst when Ginrai appeared, an evil politician who now wore the transtector of the dangerous Optimus Prime.

At this point, Angel Alpha was forced to admit a secret truth: she had hoped to make peace with the Cybertrons and had made transtectors as a peace offering, even one for Ginrai. Alas, this was not to be, and she herself intervened in the conflict, incarnating as Black Zarak, a vengeful form to defend Earth as a last resort. She enlisted the aid of Giga and Mega, a married couple who donated their billions to support carbon neutral efforts. Eventually the scourge of the Cybertrons was repulsed. Giga and Mega were able to adopt not only Wilder, Bullhorn, and Cancer, but also Shuta, Cab, and Minerva, giving them—and the planet—hope for a better future.

#ask vector prime #transformers #maccadam #japanese generation 1 #shattered glass #metalhawk #grand maximus #pretenders #snaptrap #seacons #minerva #cab #shuta go #skullgrin #devil z #squeezeplay #horri bull #fangry #godmasters #ginrai #optimus prime #transtectors #blackzarak #overlord

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

Fun fact they never use the Seacons’ robot modes in this show which works well enough for most of them as drones but it even extends to the one sentient one, Turtler, so he’s just sitting like this next to Overlord

#get on god on head on #animal

[dilperisanimmmm]

Hale bak ya! Bir de geçenlerde zulfi bey diyordu bence polis ol yok benim çocuklarım polis olacak yok devlet baba. Gerisekali xirre kere. Bir boka yaramaz bu kurtler gercekten xainimiz çoktur. Hatta ben sanıyorum ki bugün yarın savaş çıksa kurdisatana azad icin en milliyetçi kürt bile geri adım atar. Hix kimseye güvenmiyorum bu kurdistani konularda. Kendime de. Benimki bilgislikten kaynaklı. Asimilasyon uğradığimdan kaynaklı. Fikirlerimin henüz daha olgunlaşmadığından kaynaklı. Yaşamın küçüklüğümden kaynaklı. Bize gösterilen yalanları görebilmek için önümdeki büyük duvarları önce yıkmam lazım. Her acından değerlndirmem lazım. Başkalarının fikirleriyle degil kendi irademle hareket eymem lazım, kendime ait yorumlamalarımın olması lazim, kimsenin dediğine etkilenmeden tüm yönüyle bakmam görmem yorumlamam düşünmem lazım. Sonra duvarlarin arkasından bakabilmek lazım. Bu da yıllarımı alacak. Off..aklımdan çımiyorken bunu da öylesine yazayım. Artık turklerw özellikle de karadenizdwki turtlere hizmet etmek hamallık etmek istemiyorum kurtlerin. Son derece rahatsızlık duyuyorum yemin. Kürtlerin komple gitmesini zaten istemiyorum. Ben hele hix hix gitmek istemiyrum . İnşallah bu yıl evimizde tatil yapacağımız kendime kitaplarımı okuyacağim bol zamanlı tatil gibi tatil olur üç ayın uc ayı da evde oluruz. Allam Karadenize gitmeyelim nolur. Aslında yemin ederim kaysın işinden bin kat daha iyi de işte. Aslında iyi değil daha bok da olabilir. İki is te birbirinden bok. Lanet olsun. Çalışmak istemiyorum. Ama çalışınca abiler konusunda biraz da olsa ixim rahatliyoe kendimi en azından bu konuda teselli edebiliyorum kendi kazandığım paramla kendi ihtiyaclatimi giderince. Olum harbi yazık lan bize. Aciyorum kendime acıyorum bize. Offff..aklımdan çıkmayan bir başka konu da. Eğer siyasal islamci firdevsin bir daha siyaset konuştuğunu görürsem hele de bana tek bir ima, konuşma, kelime..yav bir harf söylesin gereki onu döveyim ha! Yemin ederim bu gibi insanlardan dolayı insan dinden nefret ediyor.innsanlarda din iman bırakmıyorlar. Gercekten bu ülkenin dinci adamları özellikle de gençleri ateizme sürüklemektenn başka bir şey yapmıyorlar ha. Ben de nefret eiduoeum dinden. Dinle ülke yönetilir diyenlerden. dinci olanlardan. Peçe takanlara bile yav. Ben bile ben bile..

[maddyaddy]

The truth of the matter is that I'm an expert turtler.

[sunkern-plus]

WHAT ARE MY CHOICES AS A FAT PERSON IN FIGHTING GAMES? GRAPPLER? TURTLER? WHATEVER DAN HIBIKI, RUFUS AND BOB ARE? IS THAT WHAT MY SKILLSET IS LIMITED TO? WHY CAN’T I BE A ZONER????

#note: this is a joke #mainly a joke about the lack of cool types of characters a fat character can be designed as in a fighting game #similar to how in hero shooters the fat one is always a tank defense or healer

[magdasabs]

Etsy say, your cute turtler are only aviable in two collors. Which one?

I haven't updated etsy in a while, sorry! I'll do that tomorrow so it says all the right things

but my turtles are custom anyway so if you want we can just chat colours or size or any other personalisation over tumblr or etsy messages and I can just make a custom order listing on etsy

[roll-a-troll]

Name: Sai Tyzias Abayag Ancestor: The Resource Strife Specibus: shovelkind Blood Color and Sign: Bronze; Taurpio Handle: globalGodet Lusus: turtlerent Pronouns: he/him Age: 7 sweeps Interests: medical science and gardening Sexuality: Every admir is unreciprocated Class: Knight Land: Land of Quake and Hellfire, a foreboding place, with jolly Argentine Tegu consorts. It is a place full of windchimes and turning gears. Tethys lurks at it's core. via roll-a-troll https://ift.tt/XPluKh0, do as you please

#IFTTT #fantroll #homestuck