#twig rants

[twig-the-edgelord]

Am I the only one who thinks it’s for people to just block people. Like maybe they just don’t like the character you always draw, or the way you talk, or whatever. No one needs a reason.

#twig rants

[alethianightsong]

Thoughts on The Crow(2024)

The director really fucked up by deciding to retell the story of Shelly and Eric. Fans know that the Crow is a legacy character so just tell a different story with different characters while still having the Crow be resurrected. EVERYTHING about this new movie is completely different from the 90s version but some studio exec was like "ayo, you still gotta call the leads Eric & Shelly so the fans recognize them." No, I don't recognize these characters! You shoulda just called them Alice and Brian or something cuz that's not my Eric & Shelly. I hate when writers wanna tell original stories but they gotta use recognizable characters to do it, which leaves a bad taste.

#rant #horror #the crow #eric draven #the crow 2024 #the crow 1994 #the crow comic #bill skarsgard #remake #the crow remake #fka twigs #the crow movie

[onyx-got-clowned]

I think we should be talking about season 2 episode 9 of Hilda more‼️‼️

it goes a little more into how Hilda and twig met, twigs family + species, even if it isn’t a lot. Also, the soundtrack?! That episode might just have the best soundtrack out of s2. The way it shows baby twig and Hilda!!!! They’re so itty bitty, that’s a W episode in my book. Hilda has a knack for getting into danger, but we all knew that from day 1. Twig felt alone since moving to trolberg, and once he ran off and they all went looking- they realized the error of their actions and changed, showing it’s that easy!

Twig is easily my favorite character, i wish we had more insight on deer foxes because their species is so cool and beautiful like those tails and antlers are amazing!!!!

one last thing, here are some of my fav songs from the episode! (All on Spotify)

everything’s changed

Where Should We Go?

Goodbye twig

(Extra: Intro theme! Literally so good!)

Hilda Main theme

#Onyx rants⭐️ #Hilda #hilda s2 #netflix hilda #hilda series #hilda netflix #hilda the series #Twig hilda

[zymstarz]

yeah sure that's how i'll [re]come out

#zymart #zymtalk #rant in the tags -> #okay listen to me this is really important and also i have a witness. this was not intentionally supposed to be posted on june 1st #the stars just aligned for this to be at its funniest. which means its also easier for me to dismiss LOL #i drew this like a week ago after trying to draw a whole like. 5 page comic about it and then stopping it mid-board #bc it was horrifying imagining being perceived that much. so i needed to make it into a joke instead and this was the funniest route #and then i was like 'UGH. UGH!!!! i can not be 20 and deal with this like im 13. if i dont post it by the end of the week #then [the witness to all my rants on this topic. shoutout to twig bc they got the most of it] can joke abt it as if i did anyway' #and now its the end of the week and i looked at the date and went 'oh my god didnt may just start what happened' #'WAIT ITS JUNE FIRST. GOD. THATS TOO FUNNY TO NOT SAY SOMETHING' and who am i if i dont prioritize the bit honestly #in all honesty. kinda hate it! not bc of internalized homophobia but actually bc of internalized arophobia that has somehow been emphasized #after having my brain shift from '1000% aromantic without a doubt no exceptions' to 'just arospec ig lol??' #but tragically as it turns out. you can not just try and self analyze yourself into speedrunning closure. #horrible news for the oscar zymstarz community frankly #SO i needed a way 2 justify shoving this off my plate and into the trash as fast as possible. #im impatient and cant acknowledge my own emotions. its a flaw im working on it #oh and for all the ppl who know the running gag abt 'my allegations' [i do not have any real allegations for anyone not in jems server]: #that was in fact just a running gag for like well over a year and a half. like that was just a long running bit COMPLETELY unrelated to thi #i only started having this weird sexuality shift or whatever not too long ago lol. like long enough to go through 4 of the 5 stages of grie #[evidently bc like. im posting this. i got close enough to 5 to throw in the towel ykwim] #but on 'oscar zymstarz emotional acknowledgement' time that is....... not long. #but yeah ig tldr like. still ace [thank god] just arospec [probably demiro? i hate trying to figure out my own labels] instead of Aro now #idk none of this is that deep but also like it kinda is unfortunately bc i have to actually talk abt it to be able to ignore it ykwim #but i did! we're done talking abt it now! and now i can act like i dont care and try to make jokes about it to speedrun the rest of it #anyway. Happy Pride everyone. Fukign kitty. #side message to jem. by no means does this mean im not still gonna bully you. its a sign of love but also it is you specific bullying 🫶 #you are not safe

[styxz1el8]

imo i think nya's gi should add a bit more red and/or green bc it can a homage to her samurai x armor

i like her recent gis but i think it'll look neat with a bit of red,,

#twig do the rant #ninjago nya #nya jiang #lego ninjago #ninjago #besides that how yall doins

[qmorningcrew]

That man is never going to move on and I think it would be fun for the federation to manipulate this

oooh okay wait you’re so right

q!charlie could be manipulated by the federation so quickly and so easily. like he would genuinely do anything to get his daughter back. he’s shown that before (like when he tried to burn down the entire server and kill all the eggs, when he tried to ritualistically sacrifice mariana, when he was willing to give up his own soul) but i think something important about tonight is that he’s shown that again.

like. yes. he’s obviously been seriously upset about her death and its wrecked him. but when he was getting drunk or singing about her at the wedding, those types of situations, it didn’t have the same complete vulnerability that he showed tonight.

and then cucurucho shows up. we don’t know how long it was there or it was listening. but if it was it definitely knows the state charlie’s in now.

the federation could take control of him so easily its insane. he would truly do anything for her, and the fact that he hasn’t been letting himself grieve or heal further shows just how far he could go

and oh my god no one else knows how bad it is. no one else knows he much he’s suffering and he doesn’t have a super close ally so oh my god the federation could fully take control of him and if they did it right. no one would know

learn from jaiden and cellbit and how other people got in the way or stopped the federation from being able to hold control over them

and unlike those two, he has nothing to lose. he genuinely has nothing anymore.

#so sorry for the rant #this character is driving me insane #also ily for sending me this bc holy shit #i was not thinking off all the possibilities here #you’re a genius #qsmp #q!charlie #qsmp headcanons #i guess ?? #lol idk #twig speaks #asks #q4halo

[social-mockingbird]

@thenamesbabe-crybabe is perfectly lip-syncing Taylor Swift in our science lab (I don’t know why she’s so good at Look What You Made Me Do. But I’m not really shocked)

#vera rants #vera sciences #our professor is like 60 and a twig for reference #I love his choices of lab music

[annjo-wolfe]

Season 3 Finale & Hilda's dad

As much as I love this season and especially the season finale, I do have some critiques.

Mostly about the role of Hilda's dad in the last episode. I loved how they wrote him up until Hilda went back into the fairy mound to rescue her mom.

Anders isn't the best dad, I'll freely admit that, but he loves his daughter and he isn't a coward. Heck, he drew away an angry troll to keep it away from Hilda. He would have and should have dived after Hilda into the fairy mound. He should've had more involvement other than digging a hole with a shovel and telling off Twig. That was just pathetic, and I wish they did more with him.

It would have been nice to see how Johanna and her parents reacted to Anders being in the fairy realm. To see Hilda's hesitance to remain in the mound supported by her dad. And maybe have him help Johanna realise that as much as she wants to stay, what's best for Hilda is to go home. I think it would have been nice to see Anders step up and think of Hilda for the first time. And see Joanna noticing this and gain a begrudging respect for him and trust him more as a fellow co-parent.

Instead we have Anders and Johanna meet as she and Hilda are flung from the fairy realm and then have her say "Hilda it wasn't your fault, it was your dad's". No it wasn't! Her parents brought him to the fairy realm, and him, being away from his daughter, wanted to find some way to contact her and let her know that he didn't abandon her, and that he loved her. How was he supposed to know she'd go to the fairy realm to find him?

Granted, that's just Hilda, and he didn't know that she'd do that because he doesn't know her too well like her mom does. But also! How was he supposed to know that Hilda would even find a way into the fairy realm? Was even capable of getting to him? He's not psychic nor did he know as much about the fairy realm as Johanna did even with her memories erased.

Because going by Johanna's logic, her, her parents and Astrid were as much to blame as Anders, which obviously doesn't make any sense. I posit that it was a series of unfortunate circumstances fuelled by good intentions that caused this situation. No blame can be placed at the feet of solely anyone (except maybe the Fairy Entity).

It felt like a slap in the face to Johanna's character. She's over-protective of her daughter, and judgemental of Anders (which she has a right to be). But she's also kind and fair. For all the times Alfur and Tonttu have prevented her from knowing Hilda was in trouble, she's forgiven them because she knows they did it to help/protect Hilda, and they worked with her to help Hilda in the end. I think even if she doesn't like Anders because of his flaky nature and their history, she would have respected the fact that he didn't abandon their daughter, protected her from the troll AND got her out of the fairy mound in the first place had Hilda not gone back for her.

Not that I hate the season or blame the writers, I fully believe that had they been allowed 13 episodes for this season instead of 8 (thanks Netflix!), they would have more satisfyingly ended many character arcs and plot points.

Anyway my headcanon is they both had a long, hard talk on what happened, Anders' desire to be an active part of Hilda's life, and Johanna's expectations and boundaries around that. During which she apologised and recognised it wasn't his fault (or entirely his fault) and thanked him for helping Hilda get out (even if she did dive back in to save Johanna. Because I'm a sucker for healthy co-parenting dynamics.)

#hilda netflix #hilda the series #hildafolk #johanna hilda #anders hilda #twig hilda #season 3 hilda #hilda spoilers #rant post

[zestialtheancient]

*Shows Zestial a video of everything he did as a cat*

*he sighs*

I wish I was in a state to repair the damages more thoroughly, but a simple fix will do instead, until my energy art restored.

#someone's going to introduce zestial to aspirin and it's going to blow his fucking mind #although would meds even work on him? The reason his body is normally immune to poison isn't magic in my hc. #it's because he has a super fast metabolism (hence twig body) so he would nullify meds just as fast. Rip zestial. #also does he give you some four horsemen vibes #*points at zestial* #that is pestilence right there #or famine? #zestial #ask #anon ask #mod rants in tags

[cherrypissgirl]

#fka twigs #holyterrain #femcel #girlhood #girlblogging #lana del rey #lyrics #rant

[twig-the-edgelord]

MORE CHARACTERS NEED TO HAVE CROWS FEET

#twig rants

[disastergay]

some of you are fully capable of drawing fat people and actively refuse to do so. couldn't be me

#say it with me: mid size art of a character is not 'plus size' representation #people will really be like 'here's my art of chubby![character]<3' and present you with a round face held up by twigs #like sorry but one of these days I'm just going to start killing #rant /

[householdpowerhouse]

/buff may reprise/

i have this headcanon that may is pretty competent in judo

#when it comes to R/S/E games i think it falls into place pretty neatly #i have strong feelings about that i would love to rant about it someday maybe #but yeah #she could snap someone like a twig #householddraws

[ruinedarcadefinallywrites]

Question that’s popped up since the revival. How do you think Jameson Jackson communicates?

Ok. So, I’ve seen a couple of different ways, but there’s only one right way to actually represent his communication.

BSL. The telepathy and magic slide cards are just..honestly lazy and ableist. They make it so everyone understand him as if he was ‘normal’. I’m disabled, but I don’t use sign myself, so I can’t really say anything. But, just write him with BSL, draw him with BSL. Please. Disabled people deserve real representation.

#sorry this turned into less headcanon and more rant #but this is important shit #jameson jackson #jse egos #jse ego headcanons #twig talks #twig responds

[terrence-silver]

I feel like the flashbacks of young Terry and Kreese don't explain enough how John became the person he is in the first Karate Kid movie. In the flashbacks Kreese honestly just seems nice so all I'm wondering is how and when did he become the kind of person who is cruel and willing to strangle a teenager over losing a competition just a few years later.

I don't get it either. 🤷

John and Terry are in Korea, training with Kim Sun-Yung, as late as 1980, seemingly mellow and absolutely normal (on the surface??), and even their training seems fairly commonplace and not tremendously out of the ordinary type of cruel or excessive by the looks of it --- nothing that could bring them down a dark, messed up path, and then some odd five years later (in John's case...two or three maximum, because TKK1 takes place in 1983 and for all we know, such is undoubtedly Terry's timeline too) and yet somehow, when we see them in the original movie, they're absolute coke-binging, teenage-strangling, despotic, psychopathic, manipulative, sadistic, cruel, cackling maniacs and it is at no point shown to us how they got to this extreme point. Like, if you're out to tell the story how John Kreese and Terry Silver became John Kreese and Terry Silver then tell the story.

#maybe they'll do it in season 6 flashbacks? #but watch them explain next to nothing there as well #kk3 #cobra kai #terry silver #john kreese #cobra husbands #ck negativity #rant #flashbacks #terry silver twig

[styxz1el8]

hhermnnn,,,,, zane possesed by dark matter,,..,. herrmnm,,,,,

#twig do the rant #lego ninjago #zane julien