#two shots says shit

[boob-gremlin]

i think I’ve found my character weakness

ITS ALWAYS THE ONES WHO ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF :3 AND HAVE A TALL DARK COUNTERPART ARGH I mean I’m not mad but damn

#two shots says shit #john watson #aziraphale #lucifer hazbin hotel

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[ A Coffee Break ]

Part 5 of 6 ☕

#me anytime dan stutters: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 bachelor challenge #ts4 challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #|| #dan with anyone else: i am confident and never doubt what i say thank u #dan with literally just these two: u-um maybe i don't know shit actually #allan didn't get a proper intro this post (next one) bc all of the shots i had close-up were of his Angy Face #which will make more sense but #!!! my three babies #for reference: dan's dad had brown hair and was pasty white #his mother is from selvadorada uvu #but also allan and jordan were the only ones who popped out with his brown hair HAHA BITCH #also dan's accent definitely gets heavier and thicker when he's talking with his family omg #my eastern nc accent comes out so bad so i figure he's much the same #this lil baby boy... i look at him... i stroke the screen... he my babey... #allan's about to unload a whole can of emotional I'm A Therapist Now Because Of Our Shared Shit Childhood Trauma whoopass on dan ahem #me trying desperately to show the difference between dan and his siblings' lives by decorating their houses and showing them whereas #dan's bigass lonely ass ranchhouse is a ~mystery~ #but like idk if i can explain this right but... #rachel's house is warm and wooden and full of love and safety #allan's living room is calm and carpeted and soft blue and full of little signs of life #and there is Daniel... Alone. #i just [SCREAMS AT SOUND BARRIER BREAKING LEVELS]

[spotsupstuff]

The way u draw hunter being a LARGE scugcat gimme funny ideas

FUCK THAT IS BIG. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY COULD EAT NSH, SHIT,,, THE SHEER SIZE OF THOSE EYEBALLS?????? HOLY FUCKMAS dear god not combined with those little tiny miniscule hands, dear jesus.... "They grow so fast... and so *BIG??*"

#Spot says stuff #others' art #rw #žvolov #i mean this in the most innocent way possible; THE ABSOLUTE *MASS* OF THAT SCUG ASS HOW ARE YOU NOT BUCKLIN UNDER THAT SDJGLSGML MY MAN!!! #thank you however this is wonderful. glorious mindfuck to recieve immediately after waking up i shot the Fuck up from my bed- #-in absolute shock i did Not think id be wakin up from a nightmare about gravitation directly to big fuck chongo break-a-liver scug today #ah yes.. finally.. -holds this picture up to the light- the canonically correct iterator and scug height comparison.. two years of searchin #also wonderful art!!! id compliment more if my brain stopped screechin to a halt over this. dear god thats like at least 70 solid kilos. #if not even more. a slugcat worth 10 bagtizillion water melons by weight alone #THAT SHIT LIES ON YOU? CHASSIS GONE!!! CRACKED!!!! RIBS FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE NOT SAVIN THIS ONE FROM *THAT* KINDA LOAF #THE HOSPITAL RIDE WONT BE WORTH IT MY MAN YOURE ALREADY DEAD... #jesus christ gourmand in these proportions. i no longer blame the vultures for gettin folded like that when That cannonball falls on em

[momo-de-avis]

Do you guys remember the british tv show Misfits that truly introduced the insane acting range of the guy who in Game of Thrones cut Theon Greyjoys's dick off and just how insanely good that show was

#when rob stark died misfits fans were posting pics of the stark lady you know the mother #dont remember her name #saying 'shoulda stayed in misfits at least there your son was immortal' LMAO #Misfits and Utopia are two of the best TV experiences I've ever had #and by Utopia I mean the British version #not that fincher shit #no hate to fincher #well a little bit of hate towards fincher but thats person #but the og utopia is a visual experience unlike any other #also apologies i dont remember the name of the actor #i believe he's welsh tho #also misfits was revolutionary because it was completely shot with a Canon DOS 7 #EOS 7* #which was the best and most affordable one on the market in 2009 #and like there's better cameras since #but the quality still holds up #i was studying cinemq at the time and it was a huge deal

[moxiebustion]

I had an idea for the Old Guard and Sherlock Holmes a few months back, which goes like this.

John Watson is an immortal.

He doesn't remember the year he was born, but it was after Andy and just before Quynh; and in any case the calendar has changed over more than a couple of times since then.

He is, in an incredibly unlikely scenario, killed by Andy the first time, because this was way back in Andy's crusading days and there have been plenty of invaders to Albion. They kill each other and dumb chance has one of them getting washed away by a river or something and hey, look at that, no dreams, because technically they have met before. Hardly a meeting to engender the warm fuzzies in any case. Life goes on.

Andy goes back to her wandering.

Watson, after many aimless years believing himself to be cursed to be a walking ghost, watching all the people he falls in love with die, falls in with a leader of men - a truly unique mind - and it lights a spark and gives him a purpose, finally. When the king dies, he makes John swear that he will defend his lands and his people until his last breath, which, you know, might be a while. Watson vows it, and Watson is not a man who breaks promises.

Sometime in the ensuing centuries and far to the east, Andy finds Quynh (or more accurately, Quynh finds her) and oh, hey, those dreams were about an actual person, they're real, Andy is not alone. There is much rejoicing, etc, etc, and Quynh says hey, we might have to go find the other one.

And Andy is like... what the fuck?

So they head back west and lo and behold, it's the damn random soldier that wouldn't quit and got tossed into a river for his trouble. And he's amazed, astounded, enthralled. Well, he is after they've clashed swards a few times; in Watson's defense, he has no idea what the fuck is happening. He's been haunted by weird dreams of a lady getting it on with his murderer for years and, you know, this is centuries pre-Jung, he has no explanation at all for this except that he might be going ever so slightly, benignly insane.

So, anyway. Blood is spilled, then swords are disarmed, explanations are had, amazed, astounded, enthralled etc etc.

Andy says you should come with us.

John, channeling his inner Hobbit two and a half millennia before JRR Tolkien was even conceived offer her a polite thanks ever so much, but, um, no.

Andy's like, what the fuck?

And Watson is like, well, I made a promise, and you don't break promises, do you? I swore to protect these lands and by gum, I'm going to do just that, thank you.

And Quynh says, aren't you bored though?

And Watson just give her a slight smile because at this point he's had three wives and two husbands and has raised innumerable orphans and says well, no. Not really. Wherever I go I find interesting people. Truly unique minds. My king rises again, you see. And so do all my friends. They rise again and again. I see them everywhere, in every genius, every artist, every eccentric who takes a chisel to the universe and cracks it open. They're always there if you care to look. And I swore I would protect them and I'll keep my word, so I will.

Andy looks at him like he's insane, but shrugs and says, well, when you change your mind come and find us, we'll be out there doing some actual good.

And Watson just gives her a little smile and said gods go with you then, Andromache the Scythian. You'll have a hope and a sword arm with me if needed, but otherwise I'm staying right here, thank you very much.

And that's that.

Andy expects Watson to join them eventually. He never does. It drives her fucking mental, which means she respects the hell out of him for it.

Time goes on. Life goes on. Seven husbands and three wives later, Watson meets the new guys. He adores Nicky and Joe - he's known as Galvagin by this period of history, and Nicky and Joe are fascinated by this immortal who has travelled every continent in earth (and married on them), but never wanders. He has a home. He has people who know he's immortal in his home. His spouses all knew, so do most of his children. They keep the secret. He becomes a local cryptid of sorts. Oh, yes, that's just the old soldier's house, ha ha, they say he's immortal, ha ha. And no one ever examines the joke too closely. Besides, some old-fashioned jingoism helps keep the secret too. He's their immortal, isn't he? Proper British and all that. It's not as if he's some foreigner.

The Old Guard come and go through the years. Sometimes Watson will join them on a grand adventure or a fight for a few years, but he'll always head home. Sometimes they'll lodge with him and explore every nook and cranny he knows of the isles. Andy and Watson's relationship becomes strained after Quynh is lost, because look at you, why do you defend them?? But Watson gave his word and he will not break it, even for Andy. What people are without sins, he asks, without treachery and cruelty and ignorance? The Old Guard has helped plenty of pretty shady regimes in their time. They can only be made better, only helped to change. He will search every inch of the coast, he promises, he will chase every rumour and every hint that comes to him. He will sail every boat that might conceivably travel across where she might be. He will try. But he will not leave.

He does help search. But eventually the others, grieving and in despair, must leave again. Watson promises to keep his eyes peeled in the meantime, a solitary watchman.

Watson doesn't see them again - except for letters - until the advent of Booker. He connects with Booker over his grief - oh, how many children has Watson lost! Spouses too! And over an astounding number of stories of unique minds, his resurrected friends, that Watson has found over the years. Watson is himself a very interesting man, and a good storyteller and Booker shares this love of stories. He tells him if he ever needs respite, he can come to Watson's home for a while.

Booker opts to stay with the Old Guard only because he still doesn't like the English very much, and also because running into jobs and missions sometimes distracts from the wailing grief inside his head.

When they finally all meet again, Victoria is on the throne, steam trains are ascendant and Watson has shacked up with another unique mind at 221B Baker Street.

He's an interesting one, Watson, who is now Watson properly on paper. And he smiles. He has found another friend, risen again.

Why John? Andy asked.

Boring, Joe says, who is still somewhat smarting over Joseph Jones.

John shrugs and says: There's enough Johns to make it commonplace, and I'm pretty commonplace. And Watson because, what son am I, where is my father? I do not remember.

Besides, he adds ruefully, no one uses Galvagin these days. No one east of Wales can pronounce Gwalchmei correctly...

(Booker nods in fellow feeling).

And Gawain just sounds pretentious. So... John.

It is a good name, Nicky Smith smiles.

And in the corner Sherlock is losing his goddamn mind because he had a) no fucking idea what kind of mismatched pidgin they are speaking and b) every single logical deduction he tries to make about these people all make perfect sense until they open their mouths and start talking about their lives, and then it's like OUT OF CHEESE ERROR, REINSTALL UNIVERSE AND REBOOT.

The problem with John Watson is that you have to eliminate the impossible, and the marker for that keeps fucking moving.

(Mycroft, on the other hand, as this era's Copley, sweats bullets every time John gets within spitting distance of the Stone of Scone)

#the old guard #sherlock holmes #john watson #immortal watson au #andromache the scythian #quynh the old guard #nicolo di genova #nicky di genova #yusuf al kaysani #joe al kaysani #sebastien le livre #booker #tog #the three garridebs would run so much differently in this au #watson resurrects after being shot in the head #and holmes is like I HAVE CONNECTED TWO DOTS #and watson says fondly you didn't connect shit sherlock

[gifsofhubris]

Andrés Galan | Matador

#i got yelled at fir this so imma say it publically #whoever framed the first two shots deserve to get their shit sucked sloppy style every time theyd like it #t...talll man #toe curling hot #alfred molina #matador #andres galan #and bottom niddle is this sexy as hell grunt that i have on my personal

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF PRIORITY: TUCHANKA (PART 2)

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, Urdnot Wrex, and Dr. Mordin Solus With: Urdnot Bakara And a Special Guest Appearance by: Kalros, Mother of All Thresher Maws I MADE A MISTAKE! I made a mistake... big picture made of little pictures- too many variables. Can't hide behind statistics... can't ignore new data- my responsibility. Need to go- running out of time. Not your work, not your cure- not your decision. Had to be me- someone else might have gotten it wrong... Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

#mira makes gifs ✨ #sophie shepard #james vega #EDI #urdnot wrex #mordin solus #mass effect #mass effect 3 #me3 #mass effect legendary edition #dailygaming #i'm gonna continue the rambles in the part 2 gifset but one of the things i adore about tuchanka is the scenic shots #there are literally so many gorgeous ones that about half of part two is scenic shots because holy fuck tuchanka is beautiful #the kalros reaper ones especially? like those are so cool i had to include at LEAST a few of them bc that fight is awesome #and when the cure disperses?? literally the prettiest scene in the game #EDI and james have really cute dialogue together too!! i adored their moments towards the end of the mission #although i did say i was gonna give thoughts on mordin in sur'kesh and i think it boils down to him being an okay?? character in my book #like mordin definitely isn't one of my favorites but i will respect that he's definitely a very complex character and he's interesting imo #especially in terms of how he's written and his motivations/how he sort of grows and evolves over both ME2 and ME3 #like the quote i subquoted the post with is the one you get when you try to stall him from going up into the tower #(so it's not from soph's canon- but i love the scene so i used it anyways) #and one of the things i really like is that you can see the switch from mordin in ME2 who argues that what he did was RIGHT #versus mordin in ME3 who is starting to see what was wrong in the context of all the new information he has #and for me- seeing a character who can grow to recognize that they're flawed and made mistakes- i can respect the HELL outta that #even if mordin isn't my favorite character in the trilogy i'm gonna give him massive props for his character growth arc #because it's always interesting to see someone grow and recognize their mistakes and find a way to be a better person #to own their mistakes and fix the shit that they fucked up #i don't think i'd ever choose the option to not cure the genophage but mordin will always get props from me for his character arc tbh #i'll stop rambling now! have a good day wherever you are <3

[medichamcham]

i genuinely thought changetheworldshipping is THE ship ever and it makes perfect sense and people made tons of fics and art for it bc cyrus and lysandre have been around for a decent while. well REALITY JUST GAVE ME THE RUDEST FUCKING WAKE UP CALL !!!!!!!!!!

#medi.txt #its always me who loves the ships nobody gives a fuck about! #but no you guys are shipping shit like ******************* (im not saying it i dont want to get shot lol) #hello you got two guys who wanna reset the world and are emotionally constipated also they got complimenting colours. hello. fucking HELLO #this world is not ready for cyrus/lysandre and will never be. fucking disappointing. #sorry im not actually genuinely mad or anything lol

[simeons-hips]

i’ve been in the obey me fandom for 2 years at this point. the agony of seeing similar versions of the exact same cat related headcanons for satan and the vaguest shortest headcanons for asmo is unbearable

#im exaggerating #but holy shit if i see satan and cat ears one more time #also those asmo headcanons that basically say ‘well whatever u like but whatever he likes but whatever really’ #everyone else i see a good mix but THOSE TWO ?? #the one shots are good for them the headcanons are copy pastas #again i’m exaggerating #obey me #obey me vent #obey me venting #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me headcanons

[non-un-topo]

The fact that the blorbos are immortal and also that I have free will means I regularly get brain worms that tell me I could totally just write about them in space in the far future fending off an alien lifeform that got on their ship if I wanted to

#or i could just watch any of the movies that actually have this premise and not write dumb shit fdghfds #but what i'm saying is the possibilities are endless #OR OR i can finish that tog/annihilation fic i started writing like two years ago #it's not shot-for-shot but it is very similar to the movie. not so much the book. some parts are p much shot-for-shot #idk man i'm thinking about cosmic horror and body horror again #like. if i were to write about aliens (annihilation fic included) it would be some weird unexplainable anomaly #or i could.................. write some original fiction. ugh.

[boob-gremlin]

I LOVE YOU MARIANA 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

#two shots says shit #mariana ametxazurra #sherlock & co

[bluffmotel]

vince walker btw is HILARIOUS this man will sympathize so hard with the holts no matter what you choose to the point even his ‘mean’ options aren't as bad as they could be. man will get the opportunity to tell tyler to go to hell after his wife's death but he won't even say it, not really. but god forbid you choose ‘go to hell’ in chapter one because vince says the most heinous thing for no reason !! and then tyler is like *rolls eyes* *bends down* *very bluntly says they're already in hell together btw* all of this while vince is in doggy style. protagonist of all time who has a very normal relationship with his false antagonist. basic guy. love to see it

#as dusk falls #vince walker #he doesn't get enough love but i love him DEARLY i'm thinking about him always actually #anyway the fact ive owned adf for basically a year now and have played it multiple times and yet ?? #i still find new shit ?? it's insane! #literally was minding my business was gonna get michelle shot early so i lost the tyler fight #and then i was like oh! i haven't told him to go to hell yet! lol that'll be funny. not much will happen or change #and then vince is SO MEAN??? and tyler then says two rock is HELL ON EARTH? hello????? #vince may be an amazing take on your everyday man put in situations but there's definitely smth wrong with him #and i love him for it 🤭 #he's just a funny guy who happens to have a bad violent streak towards tyler specifically nothing to see here

[arctic-hands]

I learned what a bullet journal was by watching a few YouTube artists set theirs up and my algorithm spiraled out of control from there so I guess I have all the bujo influencers to thank for getting into it because it has been a godsend so far on my third attempt, but damn if the over emphasis on aesthetic over the actual practical organizational aspect of it doesn't rankle me a bit

[thirty rambling tags later] huh. I didn't know there was a thirty tag limit in all the years I've been on tumblr. Whatevs I can't copy paste the tags onto the main body because I'm on mobile and I don't want to write it out again so I'll just summarize the last bit here:

If you are browsing the bujo tag because you feel bullet journaling will help you but you feel intimated because you don't think you can make it look pretty, or that the bullet journal method could never help you because it looks exhausting or the inspo you see doesn't cover what you need, I am pleading with you to ignore all the pretty inspiration, take the most common and even original Ryder Carroll formats and spreads with a grain of salt and eliminate or change them as needed, and talk to people who have similar needs than you even if they don't bujo and suss out what's important to keep track of. My bujo is eighty percent important medical bullshit, because that's what I need more than a book tracker. You prolly have your own unique needs. And hell, if you want a book tracker then add a booktracker. It's your bujo to format and plan out.

So like if you want to start bullet journaling, go to Michaels and get a seven dollar Artist's Loft dot grid journal. Or a binder you have left over from school years past and print out your own dot grid paper if you have enough ink and paper and printer that can do double sided (Kevin McLeod's site I forget the name of has free adjustable dot and other grids I've used), or buy a pack of 8.5x11 dot grid paper, and grab a crappy hole punch that just barely does the job. Get yourself a nice pen you think looks and feels nice in your hand and on the paper–or if that doesn't matter to you go get pack of Bics or even pencil if that's what you prefer (I use a pencil for things I can't have be permanent, like temporary meds or the dates of yearly vaccines). If you're twitchy about messing up then get the cheapest wite out they have (but don't worry about messing up especially if you're not even showing it off to anybody). A cheap yellow highlighter if you think it'll help. And a ruler if straight lines are important to you. I lost mine so I just wobble my lines now I don't care (and it's marginally easier to get a line adjacent to straight with a dot grid)

Anyway. If you want to bullet journal but don't know where to start or how to make it pretty or how to make it work for your needs, just try it in the cheapest way possible and rearrange the guts of the bujo as you see fit. And don't worry about the optics as long as you can make sense of your methods and writing.

(and for the love of God if you're bipolar don't make an hourly mood tracker yes our moods can and will fluctuate throughout the day but goddamn was that a bitch to log and abandoned a few weeks after inking it out)

#i see this with in regular journaling/diary circles too #people saying 'i want to start a bujo/diary but I'm not good enough at art ☹️' #like more power to you if you can make it pretty but it shouldn't be the primary emphasis especially with how useful it is #(it's especially depressing with just regular diaries and journals because like. you're under no obligation to share that shit with anybody) #I'm on my third bujo attempt because i got overwhelmed with my first two because i didn't know how to customize it with me and my needs #the most i got about symptom tracking was like a weekly layout checking off if the criteria was hit #and mood tracking was like daily smiley or frowny face in the corner #like my siblings in planning that is not enough for my chronically ill bipolar ass lol #i went way overboard my first attempt with just mood tracking. i planned it out HOURLY. every week #and that got overwhelmingly tedious and i use overwhelmingly deliberately. so i just stopped mood tracking #and then the whole thing got overwhelming so i stopped it entirely #gave it another shot because my method of scheduling things and symptom tracking was to write appointments and symptoms on post its #and pray they didn't fall off and i could remember where i even put them #and i see a lot of doctors so that was a LOT post its to keep track of #so i did another bujo but had the same problem as lack of resources and inspo and how to make it work for my needs #plus future logs were hard to parse AND i often felt too tired to lay out a new month or two every time #so like there were just whole months and the symptoms and appointments within just missing and i might as well not even have a bujo #so i stopped that one too #FINALLY after a little bit more watching Ryder Carroll and looking at prefab medical planners that were still woefully inadequate #AND MORE IMPORTANTLY talking to my fellow chronically ill. mentally ill. disabled. or all three. friends on what i should jot down #i finally got a system that worked for me thus far #i got rid of even staples like future logs and just laid out a monthly calendar format because that was easier FOR ME #and i laid out the year in advance so i could still have the scheduling part of i was too tired to do entire layouts at the beginning of the #month #my mood tracker was merged with my symptom tracker and turned into a symptoms *list* #with a section for every specialist i see. mood stuff just went under psych/therapist #also i switched to a binder format instead of a bound book for even more flexibility #i can easily remove things i no longer need. i can rearrange what goes in what section. i can easily add more to a section before the next #bujo #bullet journal

[themyscirah]

Philippus? Wym philippus this is a wholeass other woman?????? She's white?????? Guys come on now

ALSO cursed white Euboea in this same sequence.... homeboy she's Asian please stop

Joe Phillips I'm sorry but this is some shitty ass guest pencilling how can you not know anything abt what these people look like thats literally your job... you also just needed to read the issue before this to know?

Editors should have caught this one these are major Amazon characters

#also i did a quick wiki check for one thing and basically confirmed that i was right about this entire arc so i win i guess 💪💪💪💪 #like “the amazons are starting some crazy murder shit!” are they really now. which amazons may i ask? are you sure its not the bana- #oh yep its the baba mighdall. well then. TOTALLY didnt see this coming (said w love) #i mean its like maybe im being perceptive but they literally showed two of them in their armor and had one say phthia aka one of the #founders of the bana. like okay i had to do a wiki to check that and obvi id know slightly more than a pérez run reader abt them #(but not much honestly ive read the same stuff they wouldve just plus some fandom osmosis/knowing who artemis is) but i digress. do think he #maybe could have put showing them off but i understand the motive of not wanting readers to go months thinking the amazons were chopping #ppls heads off. but they could have teased the mind control red herring (probably? think it was a red herring although it could pop back up #the arc is still ongoing) a little bit more considering weve had dr psycho starting shit for the past 4 (at LEAST) issues but well whatever #anyways the pencilling on this one needed help like its not even a coloring issue at the core of it its legit this guest guy drawing #totally different people... very lame #anyways maybe im too quick to blame it all on the bana i am only halfway through the arc #like i do think it is the bana. i think thats the answer. but again dr psycho IS causing problems and theres been hints of the cheetah being #involved (“animal attack” killings + a shot of her in arkham) AND circe was namedropped (although now we know it was dr psycho) but im still #slightly suspicious bc there seems to be possesed animals... like they are v much laying different hints and pathways here #but i think its the bana. i think its psycho fucking around and also the bana and MAYBE a psycho controlled cheetah or the bana mimicing her #patterns. or are the bana even there if psychos involved??? he could just be fucking around then- okay you know what. maybe im less sure of #this than i thought and should just read more. wait but how would psycho even know about the bana to have ppl hallucinate hed just use the #themyscirans-- okay i need to read more im getting distracted. the bana are definitely involved though im calling it. its them and maybe #psycho. and maybe cheetah. and maybe circe but likely not bc we already established that was a false lead. unless that was also a trick. and #WHAT ABT ARES ALL THE STOLEN ARTIFACTS HAD TO DO WITH WAR-- #.... guys im losing it. fuck it im saying its all giganta and calling it a day i cant do this #no but i love how this mystery is set up its like they just dropped clues for every single ww villain onto it and said “here. good luck.” #this is before the big ww crossover too so it could actually be all of them im losing my mind here. WHO IS IT #ive twisted myself in a circle here i dont know anything now. only that i did call it if it was the bana. or if theres mind control or smth #sus about heracles cup. i also called that although its seeming less and less likely now that the bana and psycho are likely involved. and #maybe cheetah. and circe. and ares. guys im falling apart here #what was the point of this post then? oh shitty guest pencilling and editor flops. the editor flop part i can understand im sure they were #busy even if this is a big thing to miss imo. the penciller though is just silly come on now. someone should have caught that. anyways-- #swishy liveblogs

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

Look I don't know what the fuck antarctica is.

It's like stuff your ass ain't surviving past though

#I could see myself as a dragon the sixe of creation watching you breathe fire for me though #the little dragon female is like whaever you want master *poof* *puff* *snap dragon* #and the master dragon breathes into creation once again #look honey I had to grow it process it and sometimes ship it over the Christopher Columbus route #it's the most crazy part of it all and I already know it's true because I was there and I am going to be there #it was a simple time #car ride and some food #the old man that I like is there and things go well usually #I kinda remember me thinking about myself man what is this guy's deal #like after seeing myself selling nothing can ever compare #me: dude I would NEVER work at a restaurant that is for chicks #and yet there I am pretending I suppose #like how about I retire and go manage a restaurant like no mother fucker that's not what he does....he does those two #waitresses #uh well if anything gets a bell 133 I can claim it solo or in pair #I want to take extra sugar with you and one hand on each hood just gently letting you both feel my spark #connecting one hand with two hands #it's like water if you stare at each hydrogen right you gave two hos #but yanno let's get naked and get high and have fun and if you want to call it magic then that's what it is #she says wait til you taste that meat #shot out to your pics with your eyes red as fuck though.... that's hot #one thing you don't want to do is bring a dreamcast into my domain and not expect me to unlock the company logo to fight you #like logos ethos pathos.....like more than they claim but they don't know shit #like yeah.....I wanna slowly feel my bulge as you both demonstrate and begin the way of the hiot #yeah you've been doing it for years let's see it first #first time for me anyway #which makes it your most important teaching hoot #drugs teacher student relationship #sex: owner slave (s' down the line) relationship #I never wanted to be a phlebotomist but for you I will learn

[ssaalexblake]

hard fandom conversations surrounding moffat setting up the story around Missy in such a way that the next version of the character had to come back evil after her, or missy’s good deeds would be considered void and everything she did would literally have been hopeless and for nothing. 

I mean, I enjoy a good tragedy, doesn’t bother me (like, i don’t like the story Unless it’s viewed as a tragic mess, but that’s a whole other post), but at some point y’all gonna have to look at this arc and realise that Moffat set it up so the master’s goodness Had to go unnoticed and unrewarded to be a successful moment of true virtue, and that therefore the next person to write the master would have to make them #evil to preserve that moment of good in the timeline.

The person you’re mad at is Moffat. Not Chibnall. It’s Moffat. He set the rules because his story was never once meant to make the master one of the ‘good guys’ now, and because this was a good way to explore their potential for good without ruining an iconic villain of tv that’s been around for 50 years, i imagine. 

#dw shit #literally sick of chibnall getting flack for following the rules the other guy set #look okay 12's rules are awful and utter bullshit but there's a reason that guy hated himself #and that's part of the reason why #12 shot them both in the foot #which #tragic!! #but that's like... the whole idea??? two characters don't die in the dirt #away from each other when they should be holding hands #bc it's a nice story #they failed!!!! (they did not fail. they can never know. this is a tragedy but it is not without hope) #and now they have to live with it #now i would have wanted to throw thngs if the master showed up nice #for the disrespect #dw following Almost traditional narratives but not and fandom not liking that #is not a phenomenon singular to chibbs era #pains me to say i like some of moffats writing but here we are i guess #(to be clear i;m not blaming him. i like it. he can have this one. sadly.)