#unironic use of y'all

[the-earth-is-a-bagel-i-cronch]

First of all, I was offline for a like while and now there's more everywhere, I love notes so that's fine but, what happened?

Second of all, it's be really easy for mimics to hide in society, they looks funny but we're just kids "huh, new species, regional subspecies? Animal equivalency of language dialects? You know what I mean, hopefully.

You know the whole "hares aren't even close to rabbits despite being similar?" It's mimics y'all

#y'all its mimics #trust me #i hope no one's said the same thing before #mole interest #mimics #cryptid #tumblr is like going to that one weird kids birthday party #i have no clue what's happening #unironic use of y'all

[coockie8]

In the same "character acts like another character is being unreasonable for something that makes perfect sense if you actually think about it for 2 seconds" vein as "Vlad has every right to hate Jack given the man hospitalised then ghosted him for several years", I would probably hate Christmas if I had to listen to my parents scream at each other about the same pointless bullshit every year for 14 years too!

#Danny Phantom #it's the holiday season so you know what that means #Danny has every right to be salty about Christmas given the circumstances lol #I swear one of these days I am going to go through this show and actually make that ''Jack and Maddie suck as parents'' compilation lol #Jack and Maddie feel very much like two people who had kids solely so they'd have someone to continue their research after they die #also y'all know that episode of Friends when Monica's parents bring her stuff from her old room #'cause they're turning it into a gym #and they're using Monica's because they ''don't want to disturb Ross's room'' just blatantly favouring him #unironically that's Jack and Maddie to Danny after he moves out so they can preserve Jazz's room

[rotisseries]

"proship" "antiship" how about you try being "pro" this Beautiful Green Earth and "anti" this Accursed Webbed Site

#how to tell fandom discourse has rotted someone's brain into a decayed husk 101: they use these terms unironically #I hate it I hate it I hate them so fucking much beating these terms back with a stick they're stupid and reductive #and also you just sound fucking ridiculous and I roll my eyes to high heaven when I see it in your dni and I can't take it seriously #and I lose any respect I ever had for you especially when YOU'RE taking it seriously and I'm mocking you and and and- #if y'all ever catch me saying this shit unironically you guys need to take me out back and shoot me #anyway. go outside. touch grass. get a job. contribute to your local community or something idfk just better yourself <3

[kakusu-shipping]

I saw a post the other day that I couldn’t reblog because OP has me blocked (Very Fair) but I haven’t stopped thinking about it actually so I’m just gonna paraphrase it here

It started with OP complaining about the “Lu” nickname replacing “Weegie” in the Mario movie, because the whole context behind the “Weegie” nickname is it’s what Mario’s been calling Luigi sense they were babies (because the hard L is a hard sound for babies to make) so it’s like a nostalgic/sentimental comfort

Then someone else comes into the post and implies maybe Mario does still use “Weegie” but in a more. Private way. Like a behind closed doors, just the two of them nickname. They went on to say because it’s Babyish and would be Embarrassing to the Bros to say in front of other people but like.

You’re going to say to me “The Brothers have secret Private nicknames for eachother they don’t use in front of anyone else” and expect me to be normal about that? Okay.

#Mariocest #I like the Lu nickname btw I also like Weegie #Mario can call his brother multiple things. Like Beloved and hi boyfriend #My niece still can't do hard Ls very well so she called Luigi MahWeegie #And I love that for her #Mario and Muhweegie my favorite guys #What is this post? I dunno #I just haven't stopped thinking about people who don't like Mariocest saying unironically the bros have secret nicknames for eachother #behind closed doors only #Y'all. #I can't decide if Luigi uses nicknames I can't see him doing so #It's always Mario or Bro for him #But to Mario Luigi is every term of endearment under the sun and then some

[rocksalt-and-pie]

31 isn't too old to have a theme party for your favorite fictional character

i didn't know what to do on my ~special day~ and so i basically asked myself "what would my good friend dean winchester do on his birthday?" and then i did just that. i listened to his music, i wore his clothes, had a bacon cheeseburger, went for a lil drive to check out a couple american classic cars, and finished the day playing pool with my friends and getting trashed at a bar. (not pictured: spent the equivalent of $5 on a pack of twizzlers at an import grocery store because i always wanted to try them and to me they're a typical american road trip snack lol)

#i didn't tell my friends it was a theme party because i felt silly but they didn't notice either because these are all things i enjoy anyway #i think this is part of why supernatural hit that spot in me (because i already listened to that music and liked cars before it) #and maybe that was why it felt like coming home in a way idk #this day was actually very much on brand for me even if it was a secret dean winchester theme party lol nobody batted an eye #He'S jUsT LiKe mE FoR rEaL #no but seriously i swear i was like this for years long before i even discovered the show #also can an american please let me know how much a pack of twizzlers is in the us? idk if $5 is a lot for y'all #in our currency it's insanely overpriced for candy but i get it because of the import tax and stuff #p #mp #supernatural #dean winchester #theme party #birthday #also obviously idk if i should mention this lol #these are my actual clothes and i wear them unironically and this is a part of my actual music collection #i didn't buy anything especially for this (except for the food i guess)

[mad-hunts]

i find it equal parts sad as well as kind of funny in a bad way that barton will literally make friends with quote unquote ' ordinary people ' who even show even an iota of interest in him and this is mostly because he is just so lonely all the time. but whenever they do, these poor people have no freaking idea what they're getting into whenever you become friends with barton because his kind of friendship is DEFINITELY not the typical kind... like, especially if he views you as one of his super close friends. because suddenly you will be barraged with calls at three am where barton will either be downright ugly crying into the phone over a absolutely horrific nightmare he had or he'll be like: ' hey, i need you to come over RIGHT NOW and not ask any questions ' and thinking that it's probably an emergency, his friend will probably go to his house in a panic, only to discover that no. barton is, in fact, NOT in an emergency and he actually seems surprised that they came. and he then proceeds to tell them that he asked them to come over because he just wanted to see them so bad that he felt like he was ' dying ' 💀

like are you being for real right now?? this man really doesn't have the best reputation when it comes to these things, after all, and he's just highkey such a pest in general istg. and i haven't even talked about the fact that barton purposefully embarrasses people he likes but not in a particularly malicious way. it's just in a VERY mortifying way like reaching his hand out to take theirs, then swinging it back and fourth whenever they are in like... a damn grocery store in public together and proclaiming to someone that passes by them ' hey, so this is my friend. aren't they like the coolest? i bet you're so jealous right now that they're my friend and not yours OOHHH, ' like... he is just setting them up to be stared at by people. it's so devious.

there is also the fact that barton will literally NOT allow them to fight their own battles sometimes because he will cut in if he sees someone is bothering them / threatening them and be like, ' hey friend, who's this prick? do you need me to deck them in the face? ' and he does it in such a way that you cannot even tell whether he's joking or not. like, he's certainly got some issues that he needs to work out, but he's also kind of hilarious sometimes? JSJSJ and he is strangely up to defending his friends from people which i suppose is... sort of funky fresh of him... despite him committing countless atrocities on the daily?? 🫠 idk, but the point i'm trying to make is, barton is highkey a menace even around these ' normal friends ' that he has a tendency of making and he shows his love for them in a very... unusual way, to say the least LOL. sooo yeah be prepared to feel like you're on a rollercoaster with him

#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings. #ANGERS HELPED ME STAY ALIVE: headcanons. #YOUR NEED GREW TEETH: character study. #JSJSJ sorry i just had to tell y'all about something sort of humorous regarding barton bc of what i posted last night #but honestly... i have to say that this is probably one of barton's few redeeming qualities. that he can be unironically funny and- #actually seem like he likes people sometimes i mean LMAO. #its kind of like that one ' i receive and you receive meme with the you part saying 'my friendship' ' - #and the i receive part saying ' someone who is willing to lowkey be tormented by me ' JSJSJ nahhh but his dynamic with his ' normal friends #' could definitely use some work... yeah 💀

[loumauve]

just making a post to make a point, point being: @foibles-fables and @finrays , I think about you guys all the time and very often I find myself wanting to yell about it and tell you every single thought, bc you are SO FAR from just being a random person, or someone who isn't interesting or whatever. you are hella dope and I need you to know that I talk about y'all (and really all our mutual pals) with @tjerra14 all the time. we just sometimes feel like we don't wanna bug y'all.

#I need to stop using y'all unironically #anyway. you are amazing great pals and I hope you know that #also if you're reading this and thinking I'm not also feeling the same way about you - think again! I so am!!

[dkettchen]

Hot take: I don’t think Reigen should be a tumblr sexyman. 

If you were gonna pick anyone from Mob Psycho why on earth did you go for Reigen over Ikebo/Dimple? What has this website come to? Picking a pathetic normal man in a suit over the weird edgy floaty thing that can possess people and give them fun character design smh

#mob psycho 100 #Reigen #tumblr sexymen #y'all got no taste anymore #not that I'm picking dimple I don't think anyone from mob psycho is particularly interesting for tumblr sexyman purposes #but REIGEN of all people??? #what happened to the people who looked at a yellow triangle and said 'this is hot' #what happened to the people who only pick men in suits who unironically think they're the best #or are actually powerful #Reigen knows he is a poser #that's literally the whole joke #use him to ship w ikebo or smth #why is sans x reigen a thing

[canichangemyblogname]

So forever glad that I wasn't online-- that I had no official social media-- until I was an adult. I was 19 before I had a social media account. No Snapchat. No Facebook. No Twitter. No Instagram.

And I'm glad because this means 1.) there are no tweets from my 10 year old self wildly misunderstanding a concept because I was a child and uninformed and still figuring out my worldview, 2.) I didn't have to subject myself to "discourse," 3.) I was allowed to explore crucial aspects of my identity and my worldview outside the influence of chronically online takes.

#In short. I'm forever glad I never unironically used the term 'moid' #I get that y'all are 13 #but in 10 years... you *will* be embarassed #I am so glad that I didn't have to figure out what this term meant until my late 20s #not being on SM as a kid allows you the opportunity to learn more

[hoperays-song]

Morning Routine: Rynny

Johnny: Ryan, wake up! It’s 8 am! We’re gonna be late for rehearsal!

Ryan: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out.

***Yes, Johnny calls Ryan sunshine ironically. Because that boy is not a morning person.

#sing #sing 2 #sing rynny #rynny #sing ryan #sing johnny #I just realized I could use this unironically #and they were roommates #i'm so proud of myself for figuring that out #Johnny is a morning person #Ryan is a night owl #and yet Buster decided they should be roommates at the majestic #the majestic stay is going great #i feel you ryan #i am also sleep deprived #finals were mean y'all #but rynny is too cute #theyre my favorites #they deserve the world

[the-earth-is-a-bagel-i-cronch]

Apparently no one else in my family uses the word y'aint? Like it's so convenient? Why not use conjunctions all the time? If ya can't understand me that's yall's problem, na'mine

#unironic use of y'all #y'aint is a real word #fight me #language #is funny #text post

[shiroselia]

Dude it’s actually so fucking sad riding the trakhener nowadays if you were around for its original animations

I will never forgive the probably instagram kids who made SSE tweak them because while the third/current iteration of them are better than the second iteration which we Don’t Talk About they don’t even hold a miniscule candle to the first version and it really truly is the reason why the trakhener has lost so much favour for me while still being ultimately one of my favourite gen 3s, but man am I salty about it

#Like unironically y'all had the perfect fucking sport horse breed and then you literally Asked for it to be ruined like wtf #This is why I don't trust SSE with updated animations #And also every other time #Dude I fucking hope the morgan doesn't get ruined when they update those animations fucking prayge #Literally Just upgrade the fastest gallop the others are Fine #Like unironically this is the one thing in this game that will actually make me genuinely sad I miss that trot and fastest gallop Every #Fucking Day #Like do y'all hate reused animations That fucking much??? #Cause surely the reason people complained was because it used 3/5 of the jwb animations??? #Yeah either way this is the singular thing in this game that will get me genuinely annoyingly sad

[rowanwolf]

Hi y'all. I'm still around. I know I've been quiet lately. I've been dealing with a lot of stress and depression. Depression and ADHD have joined forces to kick my ass. I've also been trying to figure out what's been with the near constant full body gryphon shifts I've been having the last couple of months. Which has been weird. I'm trying to be around, but sometimes all I have it in me to do is check my activity page and scroll the dash a little. So I'm still here, just quiet.

#depression #ADHD #otherkin #otherkind #gryphonkin #griffinkin #griffonkin #Yes I do use 'y'all' entirely unironically. #It's a thing blame my Appalachian family.

[get-starfingered]

Damn well guaranteed that the people who think Jonathan and Erina had no interest in each other, that their relationship was forced, would ship them HARD if Erina had been a male platonic childhood friend instead.

#and besides that I fundamentally disagree that they had little to nothing going on between them #the denial is PALPABLE #not saying Araki is great at indepth character writing or romance writing #not at all #but it's weird seeing a minority of jjba fans talk down to jonathan and erina's bond specifically #(especially compared to other canon m/w pairs in the series) #and i usually see this in tandem w/trying to canonize m/m jonathan ships like jonathan x speedwagon #to make this clear like whatever you like obvs and any attempt at ship warring these pairs #(or ship wars in general) is useless and pathetic behaviour #but I have seen this sentiment enough times KNOWING that y'all would be diehards if erina was a man w/little else changed #suddenly their bond would be this unshakable Truest Love shit or whatever #don't get me started on people who unironically use terms like ''comphet'' #or that one bland jojo yt vid i watched that tried to handwave jonaerina in an attempt to boost the series' queer bonafides #(which yikes m/w relationships aren't counter to queer existence or queer experiences bi-specs/mspecs & straight trans people exist #and its presence in jojo's doesn't diminish the rampant queerness that the series portrays) #jjba #phantom blood

[spinebuster]

rewatching hedwig & the angry inch for the first time this year :3

#keyara.txt #im gonna start using :3 unironically #and y'all are gonna do nothin' about it

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

If you unironically use the term "malewife", your opinion on anything is invalid. Idc

#txt #and women love to think they aren't sexist when they unironically say shit like that #a man isn't acting like a macho stereotype? then he must be like a woman lol #y'all don't see the shit y'all say??? at all??? #and given the context it's used in it implies that wives don't do anything more than exist admire and look pretty #this is one of the most sexist things that came out of the 20th century and y'all are actually saying this shit????? #y'all aren't past the prejudices y'all just put a “woke” disguise on it