#v2 is fucking dead lmao

[starheirxero]

BOOO HEY FRIEND XERO BITES YOU . TELL ME WHAT ULTRAKILL IS PLEASE . IVE HEARD OF IT BEFORE AND I KNOW NOTHING BUT IT SOUNDS COOL . JUMPS AROUND

AAAAAA HELLO FRIEND VI!!!! ULTRAKILL IS SUCH A GOOD GAME IT'S LITERALLY FUCKING FANTASTIC <3<3<3

Like okok the tagline is literally "mankind is dead. blood is fuel. hell and full." AND WITH WHAT IS CURRENTLY OUT OF THREE GAME? THAT'S A PRETTY SOLID WAY TO PUT IT LMAO. You play as V1, one of many robots built for a great war, that is one of few machines that can absorb blood via direct contact with it. It's all basically a mad dash through hell to stay alive as long as possible through killing demons, husks, and other machines.

And eventually, angels :)!

Gabriel is, fun fact, the only character that you can encounter in the main levels that actually speaks!!! So when you get to the area he does his first monologue to you, it is a TOTAL jumpscare!! And he is SO SASSY. All like "Machine, turn back now, for the walls of this palace are NOT for your kind 🙄" like okay gayboy. and literally the way u heal during his fight is that he stops his attacks to taunt you and THEN you can stop to beat his ass LMAO

AND THEN WHEN HE'S DEFEATED, HE LOSES ALL OF HIS PERFECT ANGEL ATTITUDE AND GOES "YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!!!" IT'S EVERYTHINGGSGAJAHAJSH AND THEN!!! BECAUSE HE GOT HIS ASS BEAT BY A MACHINE, THE HOLY COUNCIL SAYS "HEY MAN, WHAT THE FUCK. UR PATHETIC. KILL THE MACHINE IN 24 HOURS OR BE STRIPED OF THE FATHER'S LIGHT (READ AS: KILL V1 OR DIE)."

SO WHEN YOU SEE HIM AGAIN IN ACT 2 HE'S LIEFRHSHAHAHAHAAAAAA I CAN'T EVEN JUST PLEASE FUCKING LISTEN TO HIS PRE-FIGHT MONOLOGUE IT'S INSANEEEE 😍😍😍 THE FINAL CUTSCENE IS IN THAT TOO WHERE HE GETS HIS ASS BEAT AGAIN AND IS ACTUALLY LIKE. YK WHAT? THE HOLY COUNCIL IS FUCKED AND CORRUPT. I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO. AND SLAUGHTERS THEM ALL 💗💞💕💗💞💗💖💗💞

AND THAT'S JUST FOCUSING ON GABRIEL!!!!!! THERE'S STILL KING MINOS AND SISYPHUS AND ALL THE DEMONS AND HUSKS AND OTHER MACHINES AND V2 AND THE EARTHMOVER AND THE FERRYMAN AND I CANATATAAAAAAAA

I CAN'T FIT ALL I LOVE ABOUT THIS GAME INTO A POST BUT IT'S SO GOOD. AND THAT'S JUST WHAT U EXPERIENCE IN THE MAIN GAME WITHOUT LORE-DIGGING. IT'S LITERALLY A FUCKING FANTASTIC GAME WITH A BEAUTIFUL STORY. PLEASE. PLEASE ITS SO GOOD. HERE'S A 1 HOUR 30 MINUE LORE VIDEO IF YOU WANT MORE. PLEASE. IT'S ULTRAKILLIN' TIME.

#asks #bigender-shiho #AND THE MUSIC IS FUCKING FANTASTIC BY THE WAY!!!!!!!!!! #'​Disgrace. Humilation.' AND 'Silence. Introspection.' IS EVERYTHING 2 ME #AND DUEL IS SSOSOAHAJAHAAAAAAAA #I PHYSICALLY CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH #HOW FUCKING FANTASTIC THIS GAME IS. I GENUINELY LOVE IT WITH EVERY ATOM IN MY BODY #THE LORE VIDEO WILL SLIGHTLY TAKE AWAY THE EXPERIENCE OF PLAYING IT (SPECIFICALLY HOW U ONLY LEARN THAT UR A MONSTER FOR KILLING THE- #-MINOTAUR /AFTER/ ITS ALREADY BEEN DONE) BUT ALSO ULTRAKILL IS HARD SOMETIMES SO AHDJSHJFD #(< GUY WHO SPENT OVER 2 HOURS FIGHTING V2) #ahem #straightens tie #okay sorry i'm normal now AHAJSHAJHD #long post #caps

[bestworstcase]

I was exited for Vol 9 but i so afraid at how they would handle Ruby like will she actually get to vent without having her words used against ger for once???

And the answer was a big no and YET

They made it clear that whatever happens its something they cant gloss over anymore

She got to explode in such a messy way

Hurt the people she loves by going for the juggular

Throught that whole scene for me theres was just this feeling of vindication

FINALLY we're seeing the result of the oh so inspiring "if youre not performing at your absolute best then..." she got from Ozpin

The way she basically took a hammer to the pedestal herself is still just so chefs kiss

Ps i know Neo wants her absolutely fucking dead. But i feel with all the narrative destroying (affectionate) going kn the Ruby and Neo would get along so well now that Ruby isnt masking brainworks have activated

hgfsg YEAH!

i only got into rwby like… a bit less than a year and a half ago, went into it mostly blind (<- i knew the fandom was SUPER ship heavy, a very basic summary of who cinder was, and “this is salem, you would love her” lmao) and got as far as 1.4 before i was like

—except at that point i was being facetious bc rwby really does a fantastic job of initially masquerading as your bog standard ‘plucky kids save the world’ fantasy story at first (<- & stories like that are fun! i just tend to read them with tongue in cheek bc they do make me very conscious of my own suspension of disbelief). i remember hitting 1.10 for the first time and going 😬 and then feeling increasingly like, ‘…hold up.’ through V2-3 and by the time i reached V4 i was like. okay this is a deconstruction let’s GO! but figured the salem side of things would continue to be played straight (bc it always is) until lost fable cold-clocked me. and then i became Deranged.

so during the gap in between finishing V8 and V9 starting, there… honestly there wasn’t a single doubt in my mind that ruby would be having, not just an emotional breakdown but a wholesale crisis of identity and reckoning with the huntsman system itself. bc i think watching the whole show V1-8 in one go, while having very little in the way of preconceived notions about what the story would be, really made the incremental progression towards what’s going on in V9 a lot more visible. (<- i also rewatched it like four times in that time and kept noticing *more* of how well everything fits together. genuinely this is a really well-constructed story. so i have a lot of trust in the, like, intentionality of the narrative, that it’s going to follow through.)

but it’s been just. so so thrilling to SEE it actually, really happen. the narrative crescendo. ruby finally detonating her pedestal bc she can’t take it anymore and she’s a human fucking being. GOD. it’s so good.

also as far as neo goes, yeah i’d agree. for as different as they are they do have a lot of emotional similarity—ruby cornered on the huntress pedestal, neo both literally and figuratively silenced and abused bc she wasn’t the perfect daughter her parents wanted, there’s a very symmetrical experience here of cracking under the strain of a dehumanizing ideal. and i don’t think ruby cares about neo enough to have this bloody rampage of revenge against her that most of the fandom seems to be anticipating. the personal animosity isn’t reciprocal. as far as ruby is concerned neo is just a jerk whom her real enemies (cinder, salem) used as a pawn.

+ i think a bloody rampage at this point in the would be extremely tonally and thematically dissonant. when has this story ever reveled in violence? and ruby is at a point rn where she’s having severe trauma responses and shutting down every time there’s a fight. (she grabs for her weapon when the jabberwalker shows up, but then freezes—& in 9.7 it’s shown that she’s freezing bc she’s having panic attacks. like we see what was happening in her head in 9.1 & 9.5 while she watched wby engage the jabberwalker.)

like rwby has never been about stomping the bad guys into the curb. it’s a story about healing and compassion and escape from systems that enforce and necessitate violence. rip to all the bloodthirsty fans but that’s just not what the show is about.

#rwby v9 spoilers

[oogaboogaspookyman]

WHY NOT LMAO

[TRINITY]

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FUNISINFINITE

[1]

Stuck inside a fake cartridge of a game that can't exist

Waiting for someone to play my thrilling game!

*hoo boy*

(do you know what it's like to see the world spin around you)

(over and over again, until you puke, and then start over from scratch like it's nothing)

Fun is infinite!

Said the Majin himself!

Fun is infinite!

None can compare!

*hoo BOY*

(fun is infinite!)

(said the Majin himself!)

None can compare for i am the only true game master in the room!

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HILL

[2]

GREETINGS AGAIN, I'M ECSTATIC TO SEE YOUR PUNY MORTAL FACE ONCE AGAIN

*AYO*

(IT'S BEEN LONG ENOUGH WE HAVE PLAYED THE SAME GAME AGAIN)

*THE GUY!!!*

LET'S GET THIS GAME OVER WITH FOR ONCE, IT'S GETTING TIRING TO CHASE YOU ALREADY.

*HE*

LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE YOU GOT TO OFFER, I'M WAITING FOR SOMETHING NEW, PUSSYCAT

LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN BRING BACK THE SPICE TO THIS DEAD OLD GAME WE HAVE PLAYED FOR TOO LONG.

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[3]

FUN IS INFINITE, NONE CAN EVER COMPARE

FUN IS INFINITE, NONE CAN EVER COMPETE

*WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT*

(FUN IS INFINITE, NONE CAN EVER COMPETE FOR I AM THE ONLY ONE TRUE GAME MASTER IN THE ROOM)

SEGA ENTERPRISES WILL NEVER BE TAKEN DOWN

WE ARE GODS IN THE WORLD OF GAME PRODUCTION

*WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU BOTH*

(FUN IS INFINITE, NONE CAN EVER COMPETE FOR I AM THE ONLY ONE TRUE GAME MASTER IN THE ROOM)

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DESIRE

PRAY

ANGER

FEAR

JOY

DISGUST

DESPAIR

i cAn't wAit

t0 tAke y0u h0me

thEre's s0 mUch t0 sh0w y0u

afTEr ALl

whAt aRE frIEnDs f0r?

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[4]

I have been waiting for so long

*who the FUCK*

(for so long)

There's so much to show you, look at us now...

All grown up, up!

*WAIT*

There's so much to show you, after everything in the past...

*WAIT A MINUTE*

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[5]

It's been so long since i had tortured a soul in the old fashioned way

Do you have any idea how long we were gone?

Remember?

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LORD X

IAMG0DIAMG0DIAMG0DIAMG0DIAMG0DIAMG0DIAMG0DIAMG0DIAMG0DIAMG0DIAMG0DIAMG0DIAMG0DIAMG0DIAMG0D

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[6]

MY OLD FRIEND

WE MEET AGAIN

AFTER YEARS OF RADIO SILENCE

*LORD X??*

(AFTER YEARS OF RADIO SILENCE)

DO YOU REMEMBER ME? ALL THOSE SCREAMS OF PAIN FROM THE OTHER SOULS?

*IT'S LORD X!!!*

I'M STILL THE SAME AS EVER, I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN MY MANNERS

I'M STILL KING OF THOSE OLD ROTTING HILLS, MY POWER CANNOT BE COMPARED EVER

I STILL REIGN TO THIS DAY!

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[7]

Fun is infini-i-ite!

None can compa-a-are!

*WHAT*

Listen to the Maji-i-in!

I AM GOD AND YOU'RE NOTHI-I-ING.

*THE FUCK*

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:)

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[8]

Hey there pal!

Hey there!

We meet again!

Once again!

Again!

*what*

Do you know my name?

'Course you do!

'Course you do!

It's just me, everybody's favorite!

The blue blur!

*NO YOU'RE NOT*

It's just everybody's favorite!

It's just me!

Good ol' me!

*SHUT THE FUCK UP*

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HAHAHHEEEHEHEHEHAHA-

HAHAHHEHEHEHHAHAHAHA.

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AUGH-

Let's play a game

You can choose your favorite thing

This cliche never dies

You can't run and you can't hide

REWRITE

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[9]

*WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK*

*WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS*

*JESUS CHRIST*

Let your spirit leave your body

I AM GOD AND YOU'RE NOBODY

*MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT*

*DAWG WHAT ARE YOU DOING*

*WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MAN*

I will take you to my

WORLD

And i'll leave you without word

Hide and seek!

Can't you see?

Boyfriend is nothing for me

You're the one i'm looking for

Through the screen i can see more

Play the notes

It's so fun

Sonic loves to see you run

From a fate you won't escape

WHEN YOU DIE

WE MEET AGAIN

*WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING FR*

*THIS AIN'T NO FUCKING JOKE ISTG*

*WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT BITCH*

*HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON*

⭕

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notoveryet

[10]

This isn't over just yet!

This is so far from done!

It's not over just yet, friend!

I really hope you did enjoy the expirience, player!

There is way more coming your way!

This isn't over just yet!

This is so far from done!

It's not over just yet, friend!

I really hope you liked the expirience, expect more coming!

But for now, stay hyped my friend!

Signed REWRITE.

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[SEE YOU NEXT TIME]

#SoundCloud #rewrite sonic #sonic.exe #fnf #spooker's banger lyrics

[energonbunny]

VENOM 2 SPOILERS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

I got to see V2 today and here are some of my very Important notes:

-During an argument about what V can eat, Eddie responds that the two chickens they have in their apartment have brains and Venom goes “I MOST PASSIONATELY DISAGREE!”

-Venom also refuses to eat the chickens because they’re “friends” with each other

-The tire swing is there for Venom to bite when he gets really mad

-The holes in the ceiling are from 1. V+E chilling on the couch in the Venom suit and standing up and punching a hole through the ceiling with their head 2. Venom shoving Eddie into the ceiling

-Eddie literally grabs on to Venom’s goo and manhandles him. Venom allows this to an extent

-Venom grooms Eddie on their way to see Anne

-”Eddie, I apologize I cannot mend the heart” and then two seconds later “Must pull up your big boy pants and suck it up”

-so Eddie is still going around talking to himself and doesn’t even really bother too much with explaining it or hiding it

-This convo: Venom: YOU SUCK Eddie: *walks into the prison and to the guard stand* You suck! Guard Lady: Excuse me?! Eddie: ... Yeah, I don’t have an explanation for that

-”This is a ME thing and not a WE thing“ (which unless is in the comic I think is just a fanon thing? so that’s great)

-Eddie and Venom are arguing so Venom forces Eddie to just type ‘dik dik dik dik dik’ on his computer

-Eddie lying on the floor after chasing Venom out of him and smiling because Peace but then he hears smashing and yelling and looks out the window to see Venom destroying his bike lmao

-”SAYONARA” venom yells as he flicks Eddie off with an extended arm out of the new meat suit he hitched to

-”What would Venom do?” Eddie asks himself when he finds out Cletus has gotten out. I need #WWVD to start trending

-During the festival a woman in a mask says “Hello, gorgeous” to V and he responds “Sorry, no, not my type!”

-So during the festival there is a lady singing the song VENOM up on a stage and Venom literally hears his name called and looks dead at her as she keeps repeating the word and he thinks she’s calling him up to the stage. Like... that’s why he fucking goes up there lmao he thinks she’s inviting him up there

-Venom takes the mic from her and stands there for a few seconds and goes “Oh, shit...” because he doesn’t know what to say lmao

-What he says during his little speech at the very beginning literally makes it sound like Eddie has made him keep their relationship on the DL because they’re gay and in the closet and the crowd is appropriately horrified

-”I wish you could have seen me tonight, Eddie” MY HEART

-Eddie takes the chickens and abandons them in like a fountain area?? For some reason?? And has like a “you know this would have never worked out” moment with them, obviously in place of a missing Venom

-So Cletus gives Frances a warning before he reveals Carnage because he doesn’t want her to get scared and C+C bring out some tentacles and Frances goes “That is SO hot!” and honestly same girlie same

-We have actual confirmation that Venom did not need to tongue-fuck Eddie’s throat to go back to him after riding in Anne. In this movie Anne and Eddie hug and Venom transfers over! No kiss needed. Hell, I don’t think there was even any bare skin contact. I’m thriving

-This convo: Eddie: Looks like we’re going to a wedding Venom: Will there be canapes? Eddie: You bet your ass!

-A combined Venom+Eddie enter the church to confront Cletus and Frances. Cletus+Carnage combine and we get this winning conversation: Carnage: There you are! Death to you, Father! The priest that was kidnapped to marry C+F: NOOOOO Carnage: Not you, Father... *points to Venom* You, Father!

-Venom sees Carnage and immediately nopes out, leaving just Eddie. Carnage for some reason then does the same, leaving Cletus and Eddie just staring at each other. Eddie hits a new stage of grief as he tries to get Venom to come out again

-”OH YEAH” this is like the second koolaid man moment Venom has

-Venom and Eddie going in to fight Cletus and Carnage: Venom: Time to die! Eddie: That’s the spirit! Venom: I mean us, we are going to die!

-Venom and Eddie speaking in unison: TOGETHER WE ARE THE LETHAL PROTECTOR

-Just learning in general that Venom loves the idea of being a superhero and wants a superhero name very badly

-Dan and Anne forming like a pillar type thing for Venom to go into so he could then go out of them in time to beat Eddie to the bottom of the church floor and save him

-Eddie and Cletus having a Moment: Cletus: I wanted your friendship. Eddie: I’m sorry, Cletus. Venom, taking over again: FUCK THIS GUY *eats his head*

-Venom tells Dan to take care and then tells Eddie they didn’t really need him and he didn’t really help lmao

-The cop somehow has a symbiote?? Or idk Frances’ powers? I didn’t see him take in any blood so I am very confused but okay

-Eddie takes Venom to the park where he like left the chickens to have a Deep Talk and THE CHICKENS ARE STILL THERE?? It’s been at least a day if not more and by all appearances they’ve not left the grassy area

-Eddie goes to say “We are Venom” and Venom yells over him when he hits the “Ve” part

-Okay the ending has them on a beach. Like literally on a beach. Sitting on the sand watching the sunset together.

-VENOM HAS ENCAPSULATED EDDIE’S FEET AND IS WIGGLING HIS TOES IN THE SAND

-Venom quotes something that basically says ‘the people you love’ Eddie: Did you just say you love me? Venom: Uhm...

-Eddie making V very happy when V asks where they’ll go: Eddie: Anywhere that needs a lethal protector, I suppose Venom: OH YOU REALLY MEANT IT

-Venom’s head comes out of Eddie’s body and like the last shot is them both looking into the sunset

-There is a after credits sneak peak thing and it starts with a Spanish telenovela/soap and Venom is super into it

-This brought up by the stupid Spanish soap: Venom: We all have a past, Eddie Eddie: Are you hiding something from me???

-okay so technically Venom does say ILU first but Eddie I think shows it first because he puts aside what little hope he was clinging to of a Normal Life and staying on the Down Low so they’d be safe so he could instead travel around with Venom protecting people and making his symbiote happy

-like yeah we get that little scene where Venom makes Eddie breakfast but I think it’s partially because Anne said to take care of him and Venom is not the Best At It yet but he tries bless him

#venom #venom 2 let there be carnage #venom let there be carnage #vltbc #venom 2 #venom 2 spoilers #let there be carnage spoilers #venom spoilers

[rotshop]

help girl i just woke up and im already thinking abt mag s/o again. anyway please consider ;

[ tw body horror, some brief light gore and violence ]

[ note ; reader is SLIGHTLY described. the only thing mentioned is that they have a noticeable, identifying scar on their face

hank + mag s/o

-he knew you even before the boombox incident. he doesn't even really remember how you two first met, he just remembers that you started talking to him and then just kinda kept coming back. at first he wasn't the biggest fan of you since he was 'doing just fine on his own,' but...he admittedly was already really attached to you. they've never been much of a talker and that's especially noticeable to you at that point in time but ,,, they respond enough with signing, nodding / shaking their head, or the occasional speaking that you're able to carry some conversations pretty well.

-he doesn't really. have. a lot of people in his life. you're really his only real close friend, it's kinda hard for him to fully wrap his head around it so !! they chose not to, instead focusing more-so on whatever it was you were rambling to them about that day.

-not super sure of where to put this lmao but ummm ehe . he's actually surprisingly touchy with you????? like. you've hung out at his house a few times and he just like. you'll start out sitting next to each other and you'll end up either laying with your head on their chest or vice versa . its . a little funny . you tease him about it a little and he just flicks your shoulder. also traces your scar a lot if you'll let them, they're not entirely sure why they do it, they just . like asking you about it occasionally.

-also you have scary dog privileges. they might look like any other grunt at that point but they're still tall as fuck and idk man !! something abt getting a blank stare from someone who towers over u would probably make u shut up and mind ur own damn business.

-again, he's not super good at fully recognizing / acknowledging certain thoughts and feelings of his but . yknow. he can definitely tell he at least worries about you a lot more than he would some other grunt he just met. he can definitely tell there's a reason he doesn't mind you touching him, whether by grabbing his hand to go show him something or just placing a hand on his shoulder or arm (most likely arm, again. hes tall. ). they can definitely tell there's a reason that they find themself genuinely enjoying your interactions.

-after the park thing you don't see them for a long time. everytime you try and call him the lines dead, everytime you try and ask others about him you just get choice words, all in all you're pretty much lost on the entire thing. sure, you know what happened but . it just never sits right with you. it doesn't help whenever people ask questions about them or give you wary looks because of your association, half steps back when you take one forward.

-anyway. yeah nevada goes to shit and you get magnified for the aahw. by now you just. don't really talk about hank. surprisingly, you have a little more of your old memories than the average mag !! congrats. problem is they're all foggy enough that you only really distantly decipher them. lmao. you aren't super high on the ladder but you're a pretty tough mag to beat. you're well known enough that other mags tend to hang around you when there's not much else going on. v2 mags especially think it's fun to mess around with you by jumping on your back or otherwise clinging onto you . idk man u've got like . a little family here .

-at one point or another there's an outing youre on that ends up going wrong. you get split up from the rest of your unit and are forced to hide out in some old abandoned building while you wait for backup. you're a little too injured to try and walk all the way back, a heavy gash on your side preventing you from doing too much in the moment. when you hear heavy steps on concrete you're able to give some sort of noise of relief, turning your head to look over your shoulder at whichever agent in your group had finally found you-

-you're instead met with red goggles and the end of a gun.

-any kind of relief is snatched away, you know damn well who it is by just the bit you can see in the dark alone. even standing in the shade between two windows (one of which you were sitting by, probably how they seen you in the first place- if that's the case though, it's a little weird they hadn't just shot at you through it.) you knew it was him. you're already stumblingly forcing yourself up to as much of your full height as you can manage, taking some kind of defensive position even as one of your hands ghosts over your gash. the throbbing pain of it and the feeling of blood sticking and running down your skin is enough that you can't seem to focus on the fact that he won't stop staring at your face.

-it doesn't take long before your legs seem to fail you, forcing you forward a bit as you kneel in some sort of attempt to keep upright. you're too busy hissing under your breath and screwing your eyes shut in pain as your hand covers your side to notice your company stepping forwards. you're snapped back to attention when there's a hand on your face, fingertips digging into your skin as they yank your head down a little further. you know you should be grabbing him, that you should be digging your claws into his torso and ripping him clean in half, throwing whatevers left aside and leaving. you know thats what you were told to do, what you were told they deserved anyway. yet, you aren't. instead, you're just giving some warning growl as you stare at them. you notice how the end of the gun is pointed away from you, how their touch seems to outline the mark on your face.

-"If you try and hurt me, I'll kill you." That's the only real heads up you get before he's crouching down and shoving your hand out of the way, grabbing something from his pocket to get to work on you. you don't fail to notice how little attention they're paying to you (aside from the focus on your wound, of course), that you could just rush forward and slam them into the ground if you really wanted.

-ok im skippin g ahead bc this is already way too goddamn long for hcs DEJWJCS

-anyway. it's a complicated relationship for a while. the others tend to avoid you a little but he just keeps showing up around you. they keep staring at you and just hanging around in your general area. it's not that much of an irritant if you ignore all the weird emotions and thoughts it keeps bringing to the forefront of your mind, forcing you to once again try and meddle with your memories.

-eventually he just starts walking over to you and sitting down next to you. sometimes he doesn't say anything at all, just sitting there and seeming to wait for one thing another- he never seems to find whatever that is, as he always gets up and leaves without a word at some point or another. then they start talking, its just little things at first, point-blank statements you can't say much on. sometimes they're just saying they and the other three will be gone for a bit othertimes it's some half-demand to let them look at the stitches they did on you (semi-related, he's not good at them. the stitches are pretty rough. at one point or another sanford has to redo them properly lmao)

-but then there's one particular night. they do the normal thing, come over, sit down next to you, not say a word. this time though you note how they're facing you. instead of some reminder or a demand for anything, he's pulling his ask down and asking a simple question. 'What do you remember?'

-it's a long conversation. he's talking more than he normally would by a long shot, occasionally stopping whenever his words seem to especially fail him and get stuck in his throat. you don't even really remember moving around, or even him pulling you in any way, you just know you somehow end up laying next to him with your head on his chest.

-whenever the memories do seem to click into place, it's hard. you have a lot of choice words for them yourself, months of being left alone without a word bubbling up with a vengeance, they listen to them. while some mags (such as yourself) do have the ability to speak, the san and dei don't think they've ever heard one with that much emotion in their voice. they've especially never seen a mag just break down like you do, they're both tensing up a little from their far away spot when hank's walking closer to you. instead of you lashing out or swiping at him though, you just sit there while he wraps his arms around you (as best as he can at least, it's a little difficult but he's able to get them around your neck and reach his other hand behind you well enough). you're eventually doing the same to him, though it's more so just your hands resting on their back.

-it takes a good while for proper trust to be rebuilt along with an honest, proper explanation from hank that only you're privy to. eventually though, there's enough trust that you're able to hang around him again without narrowly avoiding an argument or anything. they don't like being super affectionate or 'vulnerable' in front of the other two, so most times they prefer being in your or their room. also they're still touchy lmao, doesn't help that you're mag sized now and so they just want to hold you . its hard to explain, he's never been super affected by others heights and even when he is it's usually a negative thing for him but . for some reason . he just likes being shorter / smaller than you lol ,,,,,,,, hope you like holding them a lot bc that's what you're gonna be doing

-holy shit these are long so . i think .i am going to stop here.

#hank j wimbleton x reader #madcom x reader #madness combat x reader #madcom imagines #madness combat imagines #rot writes #hank 'jmy s/o is twice my size and could turn me into a fine wine if they really wanted to and i love them for it' wimbleton

[machonachos]

1-50 for Valak! (sorry if this is too much I just love the demon boi)

1. A little-known talent of your OC?

Valak is an urban sketcher. Whenever he’s really, really got nothing to do, he likes to sit around in public places and draw the architecture of the areas. Buildings, bridges, fountains, overpasses... p much any structures in view.

2. What trait does your OC like best about themself?

His personality! Valak happens to think he’s quite the charmer, for a hellspawn.

3. How many pillows does your OC sleep with?

One when he’s living alone but ideally he’d want two.

4. Is your OC good at keeping secrets?

He’s kept his entire a identity a secret for hundred years so yeah, most def.

5. Your OC’s worst habit?

His bathroom etiquette is appalling.

6. Does your OC prefer tennis shoes/sneaker or flip flops?

Definitely sneakers. He only owns one pair of shoes and they’re sneakers.

7. What is your OC’s opinion on body modifications?

He’s totally into it! Whenever he gets really bored, he’ll go out and get a new piercing. Tattoos never really got his attention tho, likely because of how similar they are to being marked with a sigil.

8. Your OC is given a full-ride scholarship to any college they could want to go to. Where do they go and what do they major in?

Lmao Valak is an inhuman being that, for all intents and purposes, is dead. He has no use for schooling.

9. What chore does your OC hate the most?

Cleaning. He really finds it tedious as all hell.

10. Would your OC prefer to live in the city, the suburbs, or the country?

Definitely city. Easier to blend in when there’s tons and tons of people around.

11. Is your OC a blanket hog?

Nah, he’ll start off under the blankets but he ends up pushing them off while he’s sleeping.

12. Would your OC play by the rules in a fight or take cheap shots?

He would do whatever it takes to win a fight even if it’s underhanded.

13. Does your OC have a widow ’s peak?

Nah.

14. Happy birthday! What kind of present would your OC want?

He wants his peeby in some holes, or vice-versa.

15. Something that grosses your OC out?

When Angelo’s all whacked out and licks up his tar.

16. Your OC is suddenly on an adventure! Where do they go and what do they do?

Start chatting up the locals. Can’t figure out what to do and where to go if you don’t make friends first, right?

17. Is there a real person that looks like your OC?

Well, his faceclaim is Noah Centineo so,,,

18. Something that makes your OC laugh without fail?

Vines of toddlers faceplanting.

19. Something that makes your OC cry without fail?

I don’t know about cry without fail, but finding out that a cat from the cat cafes that he likes has died makes him feel some type of way.

20. A obscure/ridiculous fear your OC has?

He’s terrified of bodies of water.

21. Does your OC have any type of disability, whether it be mental, physical, etc?

Nope.

22. Does your OC get frustrated when people forget to close the door behind themselves?

He’s not too anal about privacy so he doesn’t care.

23. What is your OC’s first memory?

Drowning.

24. Something you like that your OC would hate?

Getting pampered.

25. Your OC is going into battle/on a mission! What song is their anthem?

The Bomb Dot Com V2 by Sleeping With Sirens.

26. Does your OC have good or bad posture?

Good posture.

27. Most despicable thing your OC has ever done?

Well, he’s a demon so... a lot.

28. Is your OC a conspiracy theorist?

Nah, being non-human gives you hella perspective.

29. Someone does something awful in front of your OC. How do they handle it?

It depends on the awful thing. If it’s not something directly affecting him or Angelo then he wouldn’t really care.

30. What is your OC’s favorite drink?

Diet sodas.

31. Does your OC prefer to sleep in a warm or cool area?

Cool area because he runs hot.

32. Would your OC like you if they met you?

Lmao nah, I’m not his type.

33. A song that reminds you of your OC?

Party Nights by Strawberry Girls ft. Andres

34. Is your OC a nail biter?

He sure is.

35. What is your OC’s favorite quote?

“If ya ain’t getting your dick wet then what’s the point?”

36. Your OC’s favorite fashion era? (20’s, 70’s, etc)

90′s grunge.

37. Does your OC get excited when they get mail?

Nah, never because it’s likely just spam.

38. Random thunderstorm! How does your OC react?

Takes minute before picking up the pace. Valak doesn’t mind getting wet so long as he’s not submerged.

39. A strange talent of your OC?

He can make his pecs pop.

40. Assuming your OC doesn’t have them already, what superpower would they want? If they do already, would they change it, keep it, or get rid of it?

He’s already got plenty of supernatural abilities and he’s content with them.

41. Does your OC like/make puns?

Yeah, he thinks they’re decently funny. He likes them best when they’re dirty puns.

42. What kind of shampoo does your OC use?

Whatever’s available at Angelo’s place, so probably very fancy stuff.

43. Your OC wakes up with a coin super glued to their forehead. How do they react?

He’d probably get Angelo to try and scrape it off because his nails are way too short.

44. Can your OC sleep if there’s any kind of light?

Fuck yeah, he can sleep through anything.

45. What kind of self-esteem does your OC have?

Grade A self-esteem.

46. A word that your OC can’t stand?

Psalms 75:1-10

47. Does your OC fold their clothes, hang them up, or just leave them in the basket/dryer?

Valak just leaves his shit lying around.

48. Would society call your OC a good guy or a bad guy? What would they say they are?

Society would probably call him a bad guy but he doesn’t see himself as one. He considers himself a pretty reasonable demon.

49. Your OC’s most prized possession?

His wedding band.

50. What is your OC’s happy place?

Anywhere so long as he’s nestled with Angelo.

#character chats #valak #the trash talks

[undeadwicchan]

Rewatching RWBY: Volume 2, Episodes 9-12 [ Live Blog]

What a calm before the storm kind of ending, just as I remember it.

[Episode 9]

I had to pause to understand what Oobleck was saying so fast…

Girls, c’mon. Oobleck isn’t that bad.

Omg Jaune’s fanboying.

That was… really awkward and tense.

Blake’s eyes lingered on Sun for a moment as they were leaving… hm…

Seeing what remains of the attempted expansion of Vale is very depressing…

LMAO, Nice loophole Ruby.

Oobleck is a very enjoyable character asfktajk

I’m gonna love the camera for this episode aren’t I?

Yang’s motivation to be huntress is that she likes thrills, but… I wonder if her motives have changed when being a huntress after everything that has happened thus far…

Weiss’s motivation as a huntress is definitely going to be further explored in Volume 7.

Blake just wants her talents to be used to better the world, but I wonder if she’ll eventually take control over the newly reformed White Fang in the future after doing what she has to do with the others.

Those Grimm are HUGE

That’s deep Oobleck.

A certain chunk of fans didn’t really like this part, but I fucking LOVE seeing Yang, Blake, and Weiss question themselves on their motives when it comes to training to become huntresses. It adds layers to their characters.

Ominous.

[Episode 10]

Glynda says the truth, and she should say it louder.

Man they both look depressed…

“Our businesses operated in ...a morally gray area” “That’s putting it lightly” Y..Yeah no kidding, just ask Adam.

Subtle hints about Adam from Blake, and I can see not just his symbol on there, but the other flowers too…

Again, I LOVE THIS. I LOVE THIS CONVERSATION.

Oobleck heard that, Weiss. ;)

Ruby’s sneaking lmao.

Taking crater face to a whole new level.

“The boss is gonna want to see this one” Again… WHERE THE FUCK WAS ADAM THIS WHOLE TIME?!

Hello again, Roman.

Thank you for the history lesson, Oobleck.

And here’s a reminder as to why Oz was so mad at Merlot in Grimm Eclipse.

[Episode 11]

There’s just something humorous about Roman’s way of bullying Ruby.

Ruby is so lucky not of those bullets hit her.

How many of Adam’s men did Adam had to give Roman control over!? Those look like hundreds!

Omg Oobleck and Ruby.

You know.. I actually feel bad for the White Fang here… They’re being forced to do Cinder’s and Roman’s bidding, dying for Cinder’s cause and not their own…  And their god damn actual leader isn’t even here!

Oh hi there Neo.

Something tells me if we were to get rematch between Neo and Yang. Neo would still kick her ass.

Like for real, that’s Adam’s right-hand man and lieutenant and he’s here, under Roman’s orders too?!

Blake’s look of concern kinda tells me, she knows how strong Banesaw actually is.

Like Mentor like Student.

And so begins… The Weiss never winning a 1v1 against a human curse….

“You think a little bow on top is gonna make people forget who you were? What you've done...?” WHAT DID BLAKE DO, RT WHY HAVEN’T YOU EXPANDED ON THIS.

Thank god for aura protecting Weiss, but oof…

Hello Raven!!

You know seeing her V2 model… I can see why people thought Raven and Adam have a connection of sorts. Especially with their appearances and weapons.

Oobleck and Zwei is probably one of the most iconic duos in the show.

That was spine-chilling to see that happen…

Once again, ominous.

[Episode 12]

MFW LAST EPISODE WE’LL HEAR MONTY AS REN, *CRIES*

Jfc, those sirens are ominous sounding.

That’s a lot of Grimm…

Reinforcements are here!

LMAO Jaune.

You can do it Jaune!

Ah man, it would have been awesome to see Sun and Neptune in action here.

Now we see Atlas in action.

Go Emerald!

CAFFEINE IS MY JAM!

LET’S GO TEAM CFVY!

YATSUHASHI!

VELVET!

FOX!!

Coco is such a badass lesbian. A true role model for all lesbians.

Glynda had enough of everyone’s shit at this point.

Alright they got rid of all of the Grimm in Vale.

I know people didn’t like how it kinda ended, but it’s nice.

Literally calm before the storm kind of Season finale. I like it.

Also Yang and Blake kinda looked like they were holding hands, but not sure.

Ozpin is not having any of the council’s bullshit.

“I will keep our people safe, you have to trust me.” Like Oz hasn’t heard that one a billion times.

“You brought this on yourself” BITCH.

Ironwood is smug about his title and towards Torchwick.

Y’know, I feel if Roman had told the truth, most of V3 would never happen…..

Oh god, that laugh, that crazed look on his face. I remember a theory or something like that where it they theorized that Roman is like unbound/unhinged without his hat.

Yeah, I don’t think Adam is too happy about that. Especially the possibility his lieutenant is dead.

AND SPEAK OF THE DEVIL WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD SIR?!

I DEMAND ANSWERS RT. WHAT DID CINDER HAVE ADAM DO THIS WHOLE TIME!?

Also it sucks that this scene between Yang and Raven was retconned out of the show. It would have been interesting.

Once again, it’s still my second favorite volume for all of it build ups and everything. I’m gonna take a food break and make sure… I’m emotionally ready for Volume 3…My favorite volume...

#RWBY #Yuuri rewatches RWBY

[toshiro-46]

On Ruby’s True Semblance

The general consensus amongst the fndm is that Ruby's semblance is speed, or bursting into rose petals, or something of that sort. This is somewhat understandable, as Pyrrha and Qrow both refer to her semblance as such, but I still don't get it. Because really, it simply doesn't make much sense ~~if you have half a braincell~~ when you look closely. Here's the facts:

Her "speed" is - as of the V4 Short - her literally turning into rose petals. If you don't believe me, rewatch it. At 2:04 she separates into 3 balls of roses, and at 4:05 she's basically a rose petal tornado. Qrow later on in V4C8 even refers to it as such. It's transformation no different from the Branwen's.

Transforming is established (by Weiss's, Nora's, Ruby's, and Jaune's reactions to it and then later the V5 commentary) as a very weird thing and definitely not something that a semblance could be.

This is enough to definitively say Ruby's ability to turn into rose petals is not her semblance. It's clearly magic. This is fact.

Two questions now arise: 1. Where did she acquire this magic? 2. What is her actual semblance?

1. Where did she acquire this magic?

Let's look at the possibilities, going over the three methods of transferring magic that we know of.

Granted by Oz: Ozpin didn't give her the powers personally, as he'd clearly never seen her before prior to V1C1. We can cross this off the list.

Last thoughts: Transformation could act like Maiden powers and transfer to the last person in the previous holder's mind. The most likely candidate would of course be Summer. Her last name - Rose - supports this idea, as currently 4/6 magic users (Cinder, Raven, Qrow, Ruby) have names that reference their powers. And she's probably the likeliest dead person to have thought of Ruby in her last thoughts. I must say though that despite all this, I find Summer's Last Thoughts unlikely. Summer already has SE, it's unlikely that Oz would give her something else (Ruby is a special case since Oz didn't give her the powers she just inherited them), especially since he doesn't mention it when asked by Ruby in V5C7. It just doesn't make sense, and making sense is the most important thing to me.

Hereditary: This is the only remaining explanation. It can't be Summer for reasons I've already stated, so it must be her father. We have no reason to believe that Tai has transformation magic (again, he's not mentioned by Oz), so her father must be Qrow. Surprising absolutely no one. The rock-solid and obvious reasons for why Qrow is definitely Ruby's father have been gone over on numerous occasions, so I won't waste time repeating them. And Qrow can transform, so that fits. One might ask why Qrow transforms into a bird while Ruby transforms into rose petals, and I'd just point to their affinities being different. Oz likely just gave the Branwen twins the ability to transform, and then they naturally went to what suited them best. Think Harry Potter's animagi/patronuses.

2. Ruby's true semblance

It's pretty obvious that Ruby and Qrow share a semblance, as Ruby's is clearly Bad Luck*. Unlike Qrow, though, she doesn't suck ass at using it. She's able to use it on people that mean harm to her (or that she doesn't care for, though this is rarer) instead of fucking over everyone around her. I'd say though that there's a good chance this is entirely subconscious, as it seems that Ruby actually believes her transformation is her semblance. Alternatively, she could be tricking everyone around her (as well as the viewers) and know exactly what she's doing. This is certainly a possibility, see the "Ruby is a sociopath" theory (basically almost canon imo).

Either way, let's look at a bunch of examples of her using her semblance. I'm sure I'm missing some, as I'm mostly focusing on in-battle uses. In those cases, her Bad Luck mostly takes the form of her enemies forgetting something or her being saved by very timely interventions. But I'm confident that 100% of the people reading this will be convinced, as there's simply no other explanation for such prevalent and consistent bad luck. If you're already convinced (as you should be), feel free to skip to the end from here.

*Yes, it's a hereditary semblance. Makes sense that the white-haired/blue-eyed and black haired/red-eyed families would be the two to have such semblances. To explain why Raven doesn't have it, I'd wager it's linked to the X Chromosome, and Qrow received it from his mother (but Raven got her other X). This would explain why Nolan Porfirio (who is clearly Qrow's son) doesn't display any signs of it. There's also the possibility that Raven does have it, and like Ruby she's faking her actual semblance (explaining why she's able to use portals after losing her aura - but then again this could also just be due to aura regeneration), but then you have the question of Yang.

V1:

Roman in V1C1 is unable to kill her due to the intervention of Glynda, a Beacon teacher who just so happens to be on the rooftops of Vale. Unlucky. It should be noted though that Roman seems to be resistant to Ruby's semblance effects as he still manages to escape, but we'll get to that later.

Weiss unluckily misses her target and sets the forest on fire due to Ruby in V1C6. Given how Ruby is annoyed with her, I think it's safe to say that such a comedy of errors from the normally perfect heiress was a manifestation of Ruby's semblance. In fact, I would go so far as to say that much and more of Weiss's later combat failings could be due to Ruby having subconscious (or conscious, malicious, and hidden - again see the sociopath theory) dislike of her.

Now you might question why Weiss succeeded against the Boarbatusk in V1C10, but that's easy: Ruby wanted to make herself (and RWBY as a whole, hence her saying "Represent Team RWBY!") look good, because she told Weiss how to kill it.

Roman in V1C16 manages to best Sun and Blake, but again is unluckily interrupted by Ruby, who just so happens to unluckily have an all powerful android girl with her, thwarting Roman's plans. But he manages to escape for a second time, adding evidence to his resistance.

V2:

Roman shows resistance in V2C4 yet again as though he unluckily loses his precious, newly-cleaned mech to a bullshit power up, he himself escapes unscathed.

Cinder when fighting Ruby in V2C7 is clearly about to overpower her, yet is unluckily interrupted by Ironwood and forced to retreat. Fortunately for her, she'd already accomplished her objective and established an escape route before Ruby came on to the scene and so wasn't otherwise affected.

The White Fang members and Roman in V2C10-11 were completely unaffected by her semblance. Now this might prove a barrier to my theory, but it's actually quite easily explainable: her aura was out from her huge fall and she thus wasn't able to use it. By the way this whole theory also explains how she's using her transformation/speed after that to briefly escape from Torchwick - magic isn't affected by aura levels.

Building off my previous mention of Weiss, she unluckily freezes in mid air for no apparent reason during her fight with Banesaw in V2C11, leading to him winning a fight she was otherwise stomping. Clear example of Ruby's semblance coming into play, since she's nearby.

In V2C12 her semblance affected roughly all of the Grimm in the Breach, rendering them unluckily unable to do anything but sit back and be killed. This is probably her biggest and most successful usage of it yet.

V3:

V3C1, the opponents weren't actually enemies and so they weren't subject to her semblance. Though Reese's sudden inability to land on her feet is rather questionable, so I could be wrong about this.

V3C5 has Ruby in the audience while Weiss is in the arena, and again Weiss completely and unluckily forgets how to fight, leading to her being destroyed by a trumpet weapon wielded by a living meme. Fortunately, after Weiss was knocked out, Ruby's semblance then went to affecting Neon, who - despite skating literally 24/7 - trips right into a geyser. Unlucky.

When it becomes apparent in V3C6 that Yang is about to lose to Mercury, it's clear Ruby takes matters into her own hands and uses her semblance on Mercury, seeing as he unluckily loses the ability to confirm that Yang is down and then unluckily forgets how to exist as anything except Yang's punching bag. This is really the only explanation for his actions (well, rational explanation. Some people will claim he threw the fight but that's fucking ridiculous lmao), and unfortunately it becomes a recurring theme with Mercury - he's never able to show his true potential due to Ruby's interference. Unlucky.

While it may not seem like Mercury is as affected in his V3C7 tussle with Ruby, he somehow forgets how to kick her out of her transformation despite doing so just seconds earlier, which allows her to escape him.

When Ruby isn't present Weiss actually wins against the Paladin in V3C11. She's competent when Ruby isn't around.

In V3C11, Neo's weapon (specifically how the blade functions) unluckily works completely differently from how it did in V2, and this change is in such a way that she's able to be flown off the ship by Ruby. Roman is then unluckily caught in the middle of monologuing while beating the shit out of Ruby and swallowed whole. I should note that Roman likely survived this: As I mentioned earlier, he's shown a remarkable resilience to Ruby's semblance in the past (quite possibly due to his own semblance - which Gray hinted we'd get. There's also a compelling theory out there that Roman is a cockroach faunus, which explains how he easily survives the train crash without aura up and how he survived this encounter with Ruby. It also makes his character much more compelling and puts his prior racism in an ironic light), and I don't see why this instance should be any different. I'd say it's safe to expect his return in V6 or 7.

The big one: In V312, Cinder is unlucky enough to kill Pyrrha right as Ruby appears, thus triggering her SE for the first time ever. That's true unluckiness.

V4:

The Geist in V4C1 is unlucky enough to fall for Jaune's genius strategy of "We hit it, harder." and is also unlucky enough to be the sole victim of Nora's new upgrade as she never ever uses it again even though it has very few downsides and buffs her considerably.

V4C4 - Ruby appears to affect herself for a second as she forgets how many people are with her despite traveling with them for 6+ months. Weird.

V4C6 - Another timely, out-of-nowhere intervention to save Ruby's life. Poor Tyrian.

In V4C7 Tyrian briefly forgets how to see, allowing Qrow to easily beat him up despite having no weapon at the time. Unlucky. And even though he earlier displays the ability to easily react to and block things coming from behind him (the bullets Ruby fires as well as Nora), he clearly forgets how to do so and as such gets his tail cut off. Poor Tyrian.

V5:

Weiss - when Ruby is far away - again manages to take a W against the Lancers in V5C2, further proving that she's actually competent when Ruby isn't there to fuck things up with her semblance. The Knight hitting the engine is curious - could just be standard unluckiness, or could be lingering effects after being around Ruby for so long.

Weiss unfortunately is again subject to Ruby's semblance in V5C11 and unluckily forgets that she has more options in her arsenal besides summoning, leading to her losing handily to Vernal.

Meanwhile, Emerald - while doing fine herself - is unlucky enough to have Ruby's eyes trigger while fighting her, putting Cinder in grave danger against even Jaune.

Next, in V5C13, Mercury unluckily forgets that he's primarily a kick-based fighter when facing off against Ruby and so gets headbutted.

Finally, in V5C13 Weiss gets back up and apparently off screen does fairly well for herself. If I had to guess, seeing her almost dead put shit in perspective for Ruby and she realized she actually cared for her. It'll be interesting to see if she has any bouts of unluckiness in the future.

Taking all this into account, Ruby's magic and true semblance should be clear. I mean, the only other explanation that would even sort of work is inconsistent writing... but lol that's obviously not it.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #please don't take this seriously #just have fun

[starheirxero]

tell me every fave you have of each fandom (tsams, ultrakill, undertale aus, etc)

now this is a threat /silly

- 📦

OH OH OH!!!!!!!! BOX ANON ILY. I’LL EVEN SHOW U PICTURES OF EACH HOLD ON IM ABOUT TO AUTISM THE FUCK OUT

TSAMS - SEE OKAY GET THIS. I have four faves that I cycle through at random but i physically cannot chose one. Those four are Lunar, Bloodmoon, Solar Flare, and Eclipse. I could write genuine actual essays about each of them i LOVE THEMMMM take my art of each bc i don’t wanna take a gazillion screenshots ABAJABA

Ultrakill - THIS IS PROBABLY SOOO OBVIOUS BUT UGHHH I LOVE GABRIEL HE’S MY ALL TIME FAVE. V2 and swordsmachine are close competitors tho now that I’ve played the game and kmow all their lore and such <3

UTMV - LISTEN. I MAY NOT GO HERE ANYMORE BUT CROSS WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART. Same goes for Killer bc that boy was my go-to for projecting and angsting and I literally made a 4-page doc noting various facts about Error soooo. yk (credits from left to right: jakei95, rahafwabas, and askerrorsans)

For “etc” we’re gunna do a speed round for a bunch of my back burner fixations!! Not gunna do images for them bc I have a lot so let’s go LMAO

Null from No Mans sky!! Laughed at by god, kinda selfish, desperately needs therapy, I love them endlessly!!

RGB from The Property of Hate!! Haven’t read the comic in forever but I still have the pin of his face on my billboard!! I lost the spooky eye version of the pin at school in 6th grade tho :( SAD!

Wheatley from Portal 2!! Everybody loved this bitch can you even blame me rn!!

Fern from Adventure Time!! I was like 12 and had an “I can fix him” approach!! I still have a big red sketchbook that I carried around in school filled with several doodles of him!!

SCP-049 and SCP-3090!! 049’s interview audio where he speaks old french made 11 y/o me go INSANE and I truthfully tried to learn french for years because of him!! and 3090 is a trans lesbian tv head who came back from the dead!!! Epic!!!!!!

WHOO. OKAY. Ahem. Straightens tie. I’m normal now. Thank u beloved box anon I love talking abt my faves HEHAHAJS

#asks #anon #📦 anon #long post #xero thoughts and rambles #ALSO JUST SO U KNOW #I TECHNICALLY HAD WAYYYYY MORE SCP FAVES THAN THAT #049 was just the one i loved when it was my main fixation and 3090 is just my current fave #but MANNN. scp 079 (the computer) was also a fave. the scarlet king was a fave. the broken god (mekhane) was a fave. #there was also uh uh #the god associated with the flesh that hates. scp 3001. i think there was a deer one i liked the look of? #idk scp was a HUGEEEE special interest of mine for a minute #i still watch videos on it sometimes!!!