We’ve all seen that post about how “World Famous Detective” is a type of person who exists in fiction and never in real life but what is really crazy to me is that “World Famous DnD Dungeon Master” IS a job that does exist in real life and as far as I know, not at all in fiction
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I got home kinda late today and my roommate was ordering chicken wings and she offered me some so I was like "yippee a perfect snack for my weekly watch of dungeon meshi" and um. certainly it was an immersive choice.
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Favorite ship dynamic
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This is the best fuckign movie on the planet
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Student discount is so funny. You’re experiencing a Sisyphean hell of your own choosing. Have 50 cents off your coffee.
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I feel like some Fall Out Boy songs sound stupid until you listen to them in a very specific state of turmoil and then you’re like oh I get it hahaha yeah cheers Patrick yeah I’m gonna need u to sing that for me fifteen more times
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Gomez Addams is often appropriately categorized as a wife guy, but very rarely recognized for the himbo that he is
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Buffy season 6 is insane. It’s like what if someone you loved died a meaningful and accepting death but you couldn’t live without them so you brought them back. And against all odds, they didn’t come back wrong, but they didn’t WANT to come back at all, and now they have to learn to live in this world again while resenting their friends and family for taking the death they willingly chose away from them. And existence is hell compared to death because in life they never get a break and never get to rest because they’re constantly needed by everyone. And they can’t chose to die a second time because they know what it would do to their loved ones who still never got over the fact that they died the first time. And also there’s a musical episode.
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Me before completing the forest temple: okay I get that ocarina of time is fun and nostalgic for people but it’s a bit of a stretch to call it one of the greatest video games of all time
Me after completing the forest temple: By revealing that Link is not a Kokiri, but a Hylian, the game effectively strips him of his humble origins amongst a group of people that already fail to recognize him in his adult form. Thus, kokiri village instantly becomes a location that is no longer Link’s home in any sense, exacerbated by the fact that the game now loads up in the temple of time instead of Link’s bedroom— he is a stranger in the only place that has ever been familiar to him and he is depressingly reduced to his destiny alone. However, the subsequent introduction of the time travel mechanic, which allows the player to travel from the horrific apocalyptic future back to the idyllic past of Link’s childhood, gives new meaning to the idea of this “destiny”. In effect, Link is not a stock “chosen one”, but a protagonist who consciously decides to fight onwards. Link’s dual existence as a child who knows the grim future and as an adult who was powerless to stop disaster gives a sort of desperation to his character, because while it brings the player relief to revisit the Castle Town that is populated by cheerful villagers instead of lurking zombies, the story can only be progressed through the acknowledgement of reality — the decision to make those seven years pass again. Therefore, both the player and Link as a character must be proactive in their heroism and make the conscious choice to struggle onwards despite the darkness that permeates—
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Ok Goncharov was actually insane. I’m reading the Wikipedia page even though I was there at its inception and I still can’t believe Scorsese straight up admitted to “making” it. Like it got old fast but it was truly tumblr’s greatest creation and I am so proud to have witnessed history. We’ll never top that one.
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This is so legendary Tolkien cannot help being hilarious he tries to be this serious dry narrator but I see you Mr. Stand up comedy
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HUGE news
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Crowley and Aziraphale were literally slowburning since the beginning of the universe only for Beelzebub and Gabriel to steal the title of first universe-altering angel/demon couple from them in just a few years. and they're objectively more important figures in Hell and Heaven too. they literally stole all the drama. all the scandal. i would be furious if I were Crowley setting up this long-con social-convention-breaking against-all-odds love story for multiple millennia.
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what do u guys think of my latest fanfic? what, you mean you haven't read it??? when it exists in not one but TWO easy to access places -- my brain and my personal google doc?? i'm honestly offended
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The thing they don’t tell you about Glass Onion is that you will see Daniel Craig’s Benoit Blanc playing Among Us in the bathtub within the first ten minutes
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