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HELLO EFURRYONE WHO IS A FAN OF MR VASQUEZ. THE VERY IMPORTANT HOUSE PILOT HAS FINALLY BEEN LEAKED!!!!

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Zims entire personality is completely fabricated

Let me explain.

Zim, as we know him, is just a mask made up by.. well, Zim.

Zim doesn’t exist.

Because Zim, at his most genuine, loves.

And Zim is not supposed to love.

It’s been thrown around throughout the entire course of the series that Zim is, in fact, a very intelligent individual. Moreso than irkens, renowned technology-thieves, are known to be. It’s for this fact, that it would make sense, that Zim would not be completely ignorant of how the rest of Irken society views him.

The defect, the worst irken to ever exist, et cetera.

There’s no way to be that obtuse about your own infamy, and if there is, there’s enough hints and clues in the series to allow viewers to come to the conclusion that Zim isn’t unaware of it all.

And no, this is not a “Zim is a genius and knows absolutely everything” post. He’s definitely gullible. He absolutely has the worst priorities, he doesn’t know when to quit, too stubborn and set in his own beliefs, but he does Know a lot more than he lets on.

Multiple instances of Tallest Purple nearly revealing the truth about Zim’s mission or being too careless with his words are brushed away, either spoken over by Red or ignored completely by Zim, as if he didn’t hear it at all. Similarly, Sizz-Lorr exists as tangible evidence of everything wrong with Zim’s falsified identity as an invader. He shows up for one episode and that episode introduces some of the most important building on Zim’s coding and the consequences derived from his destructive actions on Irk. And his response to this, is to flat out deny it. Because with Purple, he has the expectation to not be aware. With Sizz-Lorr, everything he’s done is laid out in front of him, forcing him to acknowledge it. He won’t.

Zim, at his most genuine, is paranoid.

Paranoid enough to fabricate an entire personality from nothing after having the entirety of Irken knowledge downloaded into his PAK, only minutes after having been freed from his tube.

Zim is a bootlicker. Zim couldn’t care less about the Tallest. Zim seeks absolution from the Tallest because he knows that he was Made Wrong and that the things he’s done are unforgivable, but he can’t help himself. Zim only goes out of his way to gain their attention because he knows that’s what the average irken desires. All of these are true.

Zim is only drawn to invading in the most superficial way possible for an irken. He enjoys the idea of invading, not because it is personally "appealing" to him in any sense of the word, but because he knows that it is for others. It's an esteemed title. An invader gets to have respect. An invader gets to be addressed directly by the Tallest.

Being an invader is the best thing. Not for him, but for his act.

He needs the act. The act will save him from his imperialistic society. The act is the worst thing to ever happen to him.

Zim is nothing without it. He’s nothing with it.

He hates the act.

(“Hey, you’re a worse flier than I am!”)

And it’s very, very likely that he hates himself because of it. Much more than anyone else could ever hate him, because their hate for him is as superficial as his allegiance to the Empire is.

Zim does not fit in on Irk because Irk doesn’t need a Zim. Irk doesn’t need an irken soldier whose sole identity is to destroy.

Which is why Zim fits in so much better on Earth as its villain. On Earth, he gets to be a part of the story, not a fool that has to force himself on stage to even have some semblance of a spotlight.

Zim was already firmly set into his role before arriving to Earth; but coming there, and meeting Dib, further instills Zim with the drive to keep it up. Dib exists to be a hero, after all! And heroes need their villains. Zim fits into that role perfectly. And of course Zim, being nothing BUT a role, is drawn to it. He'll feed into Dib's alien obsession because Dib's alien obsession fits into Zim's "character". The big bad guy that needs to be fought against.

Which makes sense.

If he's the big bad that everyone hates, he doesn't have to worry about wondering if anyone loves him, because he knows they don't.

His first words were “I love you.”

The Zim we know does not love.

The Zim we know is nothing but an elaborate, one-irken act, stuck playing the same role in the same show for as long as he draws it out for.

One which would collapse if anything ever brought attention to it.

this post would not have been made without the help of @short-and-ugly and @animatorfun. seriously. like they wrote it. they were my editors.

this is NOT a headcanon post, im for realsies. this is metatextual analysis. i genuinely believe this is what zims character is supposed to be ((even if not necessarily intentionally))

#iz #invader zim #zim #iz analysis #long post #very long post #vermi.txt #Zim Larp Theory #named soafter our google doc about it

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alright time to purrove a point

reblog this if u regularly post invader zim things AND. u arent mean. no "zadrs dni or ill eat ur eyeballs" allowed

#iz #invader zim #vermi.txt

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thinks about how physically ummm. not affectionate. but like. red cant stop being a touchy guy. he keeps smacking wurp on his baldass head or of course the

whatefur mewd call this

its gay as hell and a little sus. why are mew, as an irken, being so physical? hm? homosexuality? go to hellv

#i was going to make this post abt boyshipping but i think ill let this version be rebloggable as just a red analysis #well not analysis i guess more like ''i am pointing out what is there in the show and its a detail a lot of people miss'' #iz #invader zim #tallest red #iz analysis #gif #vermi.txt

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is anybody going to rip all the sprites and/or zimages furom nicktoons freeze frame frenzy or are we just going to have to suffur without them

#iz #invader zim #vermi.txt #YES putting this in the main tags beclaws i want someone with more techy knowledge to save us

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this is literally dib membrane with his stupid poop cola shirt and all

#vermi.txt #mew know im right. reblog #dib #dib membrane

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efurry time someone draws an irken with boobs a fairy loses its wings

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PLEASEE someone blorbo-ify tak and gaz and obsess ofur tagr and make shit up about them and make 1000 aus about them so i can also be autistic about them. im BEGGING

#listen if i can do it with 3 characters that share less than 5 minutes of screentime togefur someone can do the same fur the girls #this isnt a criticism though! i just... arhghhrgrhgrghghhrrr #i miss lesbians #vermi.txt #iz #invader zim #<= so it shows up in main tags

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nobody understands that zadr is aroace4aroace,,, tch,,,,,,,

#*fwips my black hair with red streaks and purrple tips cooly* #also YES they go at it narsty. its just that that has nothing to do with attraction #its about Pawer #efurrything is about gay sex except gay sex which is about pawer #easy peasy #ok rant ofur #vermi.txt #vermis insanities #anddd #zadr #i guess

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mopiness of doom is very obviously a divorce episode and idk how anybody efur watched this show not coming out the ofur side understanding theyre gay

#and specifically with the stereotype of the divorced man being useless without his wife #while his wife is purrobably doing better than efur but unfulfilled #has anybody else noticed that. am i just insane. have i watched too many cartoons #iz #invader zim #zadr #vermi.txt

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hey like actually. do u guys think irkens have like. houses. what do they like,,,,,,,,,,, do. daily. alien laundry? or are they always out and about working or doing shit beclaws they have no purredators and no need fur sleep. ive always wondered

#vermi.txt #iz #invader zim #so mayb people see it?

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can mew guys do me a biiig favor and reblog this with/send me ur favorite tallest screenshots purretty please? 🥺

#invader zim #vermi.txt #fur normal reasons definitely

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no guys mew dont understand dib falls furst but zim falls harder and if anything dib falls Out and onesided zadr but ZIMS the piner is way more realistic actually guys guys listen to me plea*i am dragged out behind the shed*

#ignore me. im character analyzing #vermi.txt #zadr

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god what is zims fucking purroblem. hes such a terrible leader. hes not one at all

he keeps talking a big game about enslaving humans and becoming their ofurlord but efurry single time hes given a chance to do that he rejects it

keef? runs away screaming. saucer morons? runs away screaming. hobo 13? abandons and leaves them to die, not reveling in it at all. fbi warning of doom? abandons them

at Best he manipulates people with his speeches and then immediately fucking ditches them when he could be starting a cult or something. but no. he constantly refuses to actually be a leader

hes a fakey fake little faker!!!

but we knew this

he only wants the title of "leadership" beclaws its what irkens are Supposed to want and its what would hypothetically get him the best gig!!! but when push comes to shove he just wants to do his own thing!!!!

or. actually. zims purretty good at being a food service drone,,,,, like he doesnt mess that up. he doesnt fuck anything ofur. he just leaves. whats his fucking purroblem

#and thats my essay on why zim is a s #no....... i shant say #iz #invader zim #zim #iz analysis #vermi.txt

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floppy absurdly long unable to hold their own bodies or heads or anything up tallest plushies when????

id want one

#iz #invader zim #the almighty tallest #my art #silly #idfk #how do i even tag this #vermi.txt #my thoughts: i wont one #and also a miniature one i can put in a jar

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people writing modern day aus fur zim are missing how much the show being written in the 2000s influenced like. efurrything

i expect mew all to thoroughly research that decade befur mew write gir doing fortnite dances. fortnite wasnt invented yet. mew must also mewse 2000s slang. chillax was just invented. homeskillet. this is vital

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