#wakfu incorrect quotes

[moths-are-better]

one time I stockpiled a whole bunch of incorrect quotes and I think I should finally post them

Eva: Why are you on fire?  Dally: This is just how my day is going.

Eva: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.  Yugo: Eva, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

Eva: How the hell are you still alive?  Ruel: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

Adamai : Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.

Adamai : What goes up but never comes down?  Eva: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

Yugo, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

Yugo: Is that a gun?!  Amalia : It's not what it looks like!  Yugo: It looks like a gun!  Amalia : Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.  Yugo: ...ANYMORE?!

Adamai , singing: He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice  Amalia , also singing: Santa Claus is calling you out!

Adamai : Can I borrow five dollars?  Yugo: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back?  Adamai : Of course.  Adamai : Not directly, but with my love and affection.  Yugo: So that’s a no.

Adamai : STOP!  *Everyone stops*  Adamai : wAiT a MiNuTe-

Cop: What are your names?  Yugo: Don't tell them, Amalia .  Cop, writing: Amalia ...  Yugo: Crap.  Amalia : Nice going, Yugo.  Cop: Amalia : Uh oh.

Adamai : That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!  Yugo: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!  Adamai : Adamai : What?  Yugo: I need to feed my Neopets!

Ruel: You know, I used to play back in my gory days.  Dally: You mean glory days?  Ruel: Ah, that too.

Yugo: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] Amaila: What's that? Yugo: Remorse code. Amaila: I'm even angrier now.

Yugo: Amaila and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-  Amaila: Sentences.  Yugo: Don't interrupt me.

Yugo: What’s up guys? I’m back. Amaila: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Yugo: Death is a social construct.

Amalia : You're violent.  Yugo: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

Yugo: Amalia and I are no longer dating.  Amalia : Yugo, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

Yugo: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Amaila: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

Yugo: How petty can you get? Amaila: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Chibi: You need a hobby.  Yugo: I have a hobby!  Chibi: Hitting Quilby isn't a hobby.

Eva: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Dally and I are dating.  Dally, Adamai, Amalia , and Yugo: *gasp*  Eva: Dally, why are you surprised?!

Amalia : Dally! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.  Dally: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

Amalia : Dally, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-  Dally: Aww, thanks-  Amalia : But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.

*Dally is fighting a monster*  Adamai: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!  Dally: The power to believe in myself!?  Adamai: No, a knife! Stab it!

I have more so I’ll post them eventually

#I’ve had some of these for months #wakfu #ankama #wakfu yugo #yugo wakfu #wakfu amalia #eliatrope council #wakfu s4 #Wakfu incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #wakfu dally #wakfu tristepin #wakfu percedal #wakfu evangelyne #amalia wakfu #amalia sheran sharm #wakfu yugo x amalia #yugo #yugo sheran sharm

[phosphorus-12]

The squad right before Eva and Dally's wedding Amalia: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Dally: Wait… Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Ruel: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Adamai: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Yugo, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

#wakfu amalia #wakfu evangelyne #wakfu ruel #wakfu yugo #wakfu adamai #wakfu dally #wakfu incorrect quotes

[ol-files]

#wakfu incorrect quotes #wakfu meme #toross mordal #sponge bob ref #i love pickels meme with yugo #but i feed on angts and dark humor #no spoilers

[wearepurplejackets]

🐥 Incorrect Wakfu 🐥 Yugo: Amalia and I don’t use pet names. Adamai: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Yugo: Honey? Amalia: Yes, dear? Yugo: ... Adamai: Don't. ever. lie. to my face again.

#wakfu #wakfu season 4 #incorrect quotes #yumalia #amalia sheran sharm #wakfu yugo #wakfu evangelyne #wakfu amalia #ankama #Dofus #wakfu s4 #eliatrope #wakfu adamai #Yugo #Adamai #wakfu oc #Incorrect wakfu #Dragon intuition

[shadow-coolness]

Qilby: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Yugo and Adamai: ...

Qilby: Oh, right. The lying.

#incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #wakfu #incorrect wakfu

[c3ntella]

I reached a conclusion (WAKFU SPOILERS LOL)

Dally: You could ALL this time become my arm when I lost it???

Rubilax: Dude I wanted to teach you a lesson for you to take care of your body when you fight 🙄

Dally: For FIVE YEARS (I think since I don't know his kids ages lol)???

Rubilax: It takes time to learn 🤷🏽‍♂️

#wakfu #dally wakfu #tristepin de percedal #rubilax wakfu #rubilax #incorrect wakfu quotes #incorrect quotes #it's some sort of headcanon tbh #I still find hilarous that the last Wakfu post I did got more notes than the one of The Office

[stephobrien]

Qilby: “What makes you think I won’t get rid of you and dear Balthazar?”

Yugo: “The last time you were rid of me, I was in the Shukrute, and you literally knocked yourself out getting me back.”

#Wakfu #Wakfu spoilers #Wakfu Qilby #Qilby #Yugo #Wakfu Yugo #Steph's Wakfu musings #incorrect Wakfu quotes #Seriously Qilby #you WERE rid of Yugo and you worked your ass off to get him back #when you could've easily pretended there was no way to retrieve him #you're not fooling anyone

[rook2ii]

I've been messing around with an incorrect quote generator recently, and-

WHAT-

#WHY IS RUBI IN THE WASHING MACHINE????? #WHO PUT HIM THERE #wakfu #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes generator #dally #percedal #tristepin de percedal #sir percedal of sadlygrove #rookii rambles #eva #amalia #amalia sheran sharm #ruel stroud #ruel #yugo #rubilax

[th3lost4uthor]

Fan 1 : Qilby is just a misunderstood great spirit ! He was just the victim of events he had no power over ! No one understand his depth of character ! I love him with all my life !!

Fan 2 : Qilby is just a crazy traitor without true characterization like Nox ! He's just good enough for antagonism and his plans are sketchy : like he's just à psycho, man ! He ruined the plot of season 2 and I hate him !

Qilby : And just like that, I got lost in the fandom's eternal war.

#qilby #wakfu qilby #ankama #wakfu #fiction #incorrect quotes

[incorrectringsofpower]

Arondir: Galadriel, Galadriel, she’s the guy. If she gets fucked, we’re all gonna die.

Galadriel: Why do I have to suffer through this? Well, at least I’m not alone this time. [Galadriel looks to where Elendil and Míriel were, and Elendil and Míriel are nowhere in sight.]

Galadriel: Eru dammit, wait up!

#trop #trop crack #the rings of power #arondir #galadriel #elendil #miriel #incorrect quotes #incorrectringsofpower #source: wakfu abridged #inspo: incorrectocquotations

[themockturtle-soundfrench]

#wakfu #incorrect quotes #dragon

[phosphorus-12]

Wakfu Incorrect Quotes Pt. 6

Amalia: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Yugo: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Amalia: That one. I want that one.

Qilby: Fun Fact. The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime. Mina: I don't like how this is a "fun" fact. Yugo: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you!

Adamai: My only talent is being stress. Qilby: Don't you mean stressed? Adamai: No.

Qilby: “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” I would. Pussy. Nora: “I’m not gonna sink to their level” I will. Coward. Yugo: “I’m the bigger person” I’m 150cm tall give me the sword bitch.

Yugo: What did you order this morning? Mina: What do you mean? Yugo: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food.

~U G H Y O U N G E R S I B L I N G S A R E S U C H L E E C H E S~

Yugo: We’re about to do the taser challenge. You want in? Amalia: What's the taser challenge? Nora: We tase each other, then drink. Amalia: How do you win? Qilby: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?

Yugo: What's the worst thing you guys have done? Yugo: I stole an extra cookie from the cookie jar once. Qilby: I kicked Nora in the shin- Nora: -So I kicked Qilby between the legs. Adamai: I burned a house down. Yugo: What?! Nora: What the hell is wrong with you?!? Adamai: A lot of things. Qilby: No shit.

Qilby: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.

Dally: So I got this amazing plan! Amalia: We fail almost every time you say that. Dally: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.

Yugo: Guys where did Adamai go? Dally: They got arrested. Yugo: How the- Adamai: bursts in through the window The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

Yugo: No problemo! Yugo, internally: But it was all problemo.

Yugo: You need a hobby. Adamai: I have a hobby! Yugo: Hitting Dally isn't a hobby.

Yugo: I’m gonna kill you. Adamai: Get in line!

Qilby: Nora, you’re in charge! Adamai: Nora, can we start a fire?

~She said yes~

Yugo: “I miss you” is the nicest text you can receive. Dally: “I bought a monster truck.” Amalia: You’re both wrong, it’s “I have too much money, you can have some.” Adamai: “I got you pizza.” Eva: Fools! I present to you this: “Adamai is driving to your house right now.” Ruel: “Adamai had too much money so they’re driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that they got for you.” Yugo: “…Because they missed you.”

Dally: This is a safety pin. cuts off end Dally: It is now a danger pin.

Amalia: Damn, the power went out. Yugo: Don’t worry, I got this. Yugo: stomps foot Amalia: What-? Yugo: Sketchers light up

Chibi: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small. Qilby: I would say infinitesimally. Yugo: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Cop: What are your names? Nora: Don't tell them, Yugo. Cop, writing: Yugo… Nora: Crap. Yugo: Nice going, Nora. Cop: Yugo: Uh oh.

#wakfu evangelyne #wakfu yugo #wakfu amalia #wakfu ruel #wakfu dally #wakfu adamai #wakfu #wakfu incorrect quotes #wakfu chibi #wakfu nora #wakfu mina #wakfu glip #wakfu qilby

[ol-files]

#wakfu meme #wakfu incorrect quotes #textpost meme

[artisticangel]

Qilby’s Redemption?

Yugo: Okay goodness lesson number one you see someone drop their wallet. *whisper* Dally drop the wallet.

Dally: *drops the wallet*

Yugo: Now what would you do?

Qilby: *picks up the wallet* Excuse me sir, now I do believe that you dropped your wallet.

Dally: Doesn’t look familiar to me.

Qilby: What? I just saw you drop your wallet... here. *tries to hand him the wallet*

Dally: Nope it’s not mine.

Qilby: It is yours. I... am trying to be a good person and return it to you.

Dally: Return it to who?

Qilby: *facepalm* *groan* *holding his ID card* Aren’t you Sir Percedal of Sadlygrove?

Dally: Yep.

Qilby: And this is your ID?

Dally: Yep.

Qilby: I found this ID in this wallet... and if that’s the case then it must be your wallet.

Dally: That makes sense to me.

Qilby: Then take it.

Dally: It’s not my wallet.

Qilby: YOU IOP BRAIN TAKE BACK YOUR WALLET OR ILL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!!

Yugo: Wrong. *activating the tickle belt*

Qilby: *laughing*

Yugo: Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.

Qilby: *laughing* Oh-oh stop!

#wakfu fandom #wakfu incorrect quotes #wakfu yugo #wakfu tristepin #wakfu dally #wakfu qilby #qilby #yugo #incorrect quotes #spongebob squarepants #spongebob squarepants reference #being goofy #someone is going animate this #someone is going to make a comic out of it #no regrets #wakfu

[wearepurplejackets]

🐥 Incorrect Wakfu 🐥

Ruel: Hey kiddo, Arpagone and I are having a baby! Yugo: Oh Ruel! That's grea- Ruel, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

#I don't think alibert approved that #Ways to get you wife back #B*tch #wakfu season 4 #wakfu #wakfu yugo #ankama #wakfu s4 #eliatrope #wakfu evangelyne #wakfu fanart #wakfu oc #wakfu ruel #Wakfu arpagone #wakfu amalia #Wakfu tristepin #yugo #ruel #Arpagone #incorrect quotes #Incorrect wakfu #dofus #dofus manga

[shadow-coolness]

Dally: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ruel ?

Ruel : No.

Yugo: I do!

Dally: I know, Yugo.

Yugo: I’m sad.

Dally: I know, Yugo.

#incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #wakfu #incorrect wakfu