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adsdragonlover · 8 months
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Rottmnt Good Future Donnie Stoner Headcanons
Donnie’s First High
He started smoking weed at 18 after it was legalized in New York. April introduced him to it, and had offered a couple times earlier on, but he wanted to wait until he was an adult so it’d have less effect on his still developing brain.
Once he turned 18 he called up April and was like “hypothetically, if I was to take you up on your offer of trying out marijuana, how soon could we start doing that?” And April just fuckin squees in excitement. “We can start, right fuckin now, Don. Meet me at mine in 20 minutes after I get you some snacks”
His first ever hit is from April’s large honeycomb and bee covered bong. It’s the Chewbacca strain. He watches her take 3 hits first to fully analyze the process so he can do it correctly. He wants to watch more examples, but April tells him to just do it!
“You’re smart as hell, Donnie. You’ve got this! Plus it’s not as fun to be the only one smoking. Try it try it!!”
So Donnie tries it. He takes April’s clipper lighter and lights the bowl, taking a fuckin massive hit because he “wants to prove he’s capable”
He can’t get all the smoke in the piece into his lungs in the first hit, and despite his effort to hold it in his lungs long enough for it to “take full effect” he coughs like 1.5 seconds in
He then proceeds to cough and hack and wheeze for a solid 3 minutes. He’s got tears in his eyes and April pats his back soothingly.
He chugs an entire water bottle that April hands him. Once he gets his breath back and the burning in his lungs has subsided somewhat is when he notices the effect weed has on his brain.
He couldn’t talk at all because he was hacking up a lung, but now he looks around and sees April’s concerned face and just bursts into giggles.
Everything feels fuzzy and comfortable, and for some reason all of April’s expressions are fucking HILARIOUS to him.
April hooked Donnie up with all of his favorite snacks and a two large pizzas for them to share
Donnie gets the munchies SO hard. He starts eating the pizza and audibly groans. “April,” he says, “You’re the best. My best friend. I love you so much, April. I know I don’t say it very often. Emotions are difficult. But I do, very much. Thank you for this pizzzzaaa!!”
April turns on nature documentaries and How It’s Made for them to watch and Donnie just ABSORBS it all.
A lot of the stuff he already knew, but it feels like he’s rediscovering the information with even more excitement. He watches each one without talking, interrupted only by uncontrollable giggles and excited stimming like hand flapping and finger tapping. After each documentary ends though he info dumps to April about all the extra things he knows about the subject.
He can’t stop smiling, it would hurt his cheeks but he can barely feel his face anyway.
He’s fucked UPPPP
The two of them stay up until 5:30 am when the sun begins to rise thru April’s window
He’s still high ASF and April texts Leo to have him teleport Donnie back home.
Once he’s home he promptly passes tf out in his bed.
When he awakens he takes notes on his experience and decides that he’ll smoke with April again sometime.
And so begins Stoner Donnie
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generallyjl · 5 months
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co-worker: "good morning, how's it going?"
me: "oh, ya know, it's going alright!"
[me, no more than 6.3 hours earlier: *sitting outside in the freezing cold smoking a bowl and listening to mitski's "my love mine all mine" on repeat for 45 minutes*]
co-worker: "glad to hear it!"
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little-star-bun · 11 months
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on the way bring kitties n weed gonna have the most fun ever
-🩷
YAYAYAYAYAYAY THE KITTYYYY
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b1mbodoll · 7 months
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halloweekend ur so evil T_T my friends r tryin to make me go to a party but eughh i dont wna -_-
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rosicheeks · 1 year
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💖
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bugmin · 2 months
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love my brother would do anything for him literally my other half blah blah blah i want my goddamn bed back 😭😭😭 this shit is so irritating dawg i cant sleep thru the night without getting kneed in the back a thousand times i might kill him actually
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brooooswriting · 1 year
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Hello once again so,
Vada Cavell being high cuz of the whole shooting situation and R finds her past out on the sidewalk takes her home and takes care of her.
ofc if you don't feel like writing this for any reason
delete this
have a good day <3
Hi can I request Vada Cavell x reader where they both get high together and it leads to something more. Thank u I hope you have a amazing day
Higher than life
Vada Cavell x reader
Tw: weed, overdose, mentions of school shootings
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You were on your way home from school after another dreadful day, teachers who tried to get the work done while ignoring the obvious pain of the students, consuls who tried to keep the moral up, security randomly checking peoples bag and students anxiously and depressed sitting in class counting down the seconds. For almost all of them it was the first shooting, it wasn’t for you. You moved here a year ago as your parents constantly had to move for their job and before you went here you were in schools in Texas and Ohio (just took random ones, please don’t come for me) where you were involved in shootings.
It still hurt, it still made you angry and mad and it still made you anxious but you knew how to cope with it, better than most. Sure Nick took his trauma and made something out of it but it may be him and around 10 other people while the rest is going down.
You sat in your car at a red light, staring out the window as your fingers drummed against your thigh completely out of space. At least until you saw someone familiar, Vada Cavell, sitting on the sidewalk starring into the sky. You thought for a moment before your turning signal went on and you took a right turn to hold in front of the girl.
Vada wasn’t quite the person you thought of becoming friends with, not that she wasn’t pretty and nice but there was just something about her that made you keep your distance at first. But in the end she just woed you with her humor and those damn pretty eyes, which was how you became friends. After the shooting you guys kinda drifted, just like she did with Nick, as she was always hanging out with Mia and while you actually really liked Mia you couldn’t disagree with Nick. The blond girl wasn’t a really good influence on Vada at the moment, it makes you sound prude. But while you weren’t really against some alcohol and weed you just knew that they weren’t a way to deal with the trauma.
“Vada, what are you doing here?” You asked as you stopped the car causing the brunette to tilt her head towards you. By now you could see her blood shot red eyes and the drowsy look on her face, she was barely responsive which made you hurry out of your car. “Vada, come on, get up” you told her as you tried to get her to keep her eyes open. After another two tries you just picked her up and sat her in the passenger seat of the car before lightly slapping her cheek. She grumbled a bit before slightly opening her eyes, “what did you take?!” You were quick to ask as it was obvious that she wouldn’t stay awake for long. “A lot of weeeeeeeeed” she giggled closing her eyes again, “how much Vada!” You buckled her in before she even answered. “Like… two and a half joints?”
You rolled your eyes as you closed her door, it wasn’t enough for her to have serious consequences. She’d probably throw up in the next couple of hours and then have a terrible headache but nothing more.
You sat behind the wheel thinking about where you would bring her. You couldn’t bring her home like this, you knew her mom and she would make such a big deal out of it. So you decided to bring her to your home, your parents were gone for the next two days anyway.
The drive was rather silent as the small girl next to you was still asleep and you were deep in your head. Normally driving cleared your head but right now you only wanted to arrive to take care of her, seeing her like this scared you, you were scared to lose her even though she wasn’t really yours.
When you arrived at your home you didn’t even try to wake her as you picked her up again and carried her into your bed room where you laid her under your blanket after you took her shoes off before sitting in the living room. After you read a bit you decided to cook something as you knew she’d get the munchies after weed, she always did.
So you balanced cooking and looking after her every 5 to 10 minutes to make sure she was still fine and breathing. It was crazy how many lives on idiot with a gun could ruin and how idiotic it was that this was even possible in America. Every student or teacher you saw that was shaking anxiously broke your heart.
You were nearly done with the pasta and the dessert when you heard some movement in your room, someone running to the bathroom to be more precise. Turning off the stove, you walked to the bathroom to find your friend laying on the ground with her head next to the toilet. “You alright?” You asked as you sat down next to her, taking a bit of paper to clean her mouth. “‘M great” she mumbled sarcastically causing you to smirk. “That’s what you get from overdosing on weed, idiot” you pulled her into a small hug which she gladly accepted as she leaned back into you. “Why don’t you take a shower? You can get some of my cloths and I’ll give you a toothbrush and then you can eat something” you suggested causing her to whine and shake her head. “Nooo, too tired”
You were and at the same time weren’t surprised. She just slept for like 3 hours but at the same time her body was fighting the overdoses. “How about you brush your teeth and eat a bit? Your body needs the energy and then you can sleep again, huh?” You were comfortingly rubbing her back as she kept whining and squirming. “Nooo” you finally had enough as you sat her onto the closed toilet lit and grabbed a toothbrush to brush her teeth yourself. Sure, it was a lot more complicated than her doing it herself but at least it was done.
After you were done brushing her teeth you made her walk into the bedroom while you got her food. “Here, eat at least a bit before you fall asleep again” your tone was strict causing her to pick up the fork and start picking at the food. “You still remember my favorite food” she drowsily smiled clearly showing that there was still weed in her system. “Of course I did, just because you forgot about me the last weeks doesn’t mean I forgot about you” you were truthful, while she didn’t reach out or answered you, you were constantly thinking of how she felt and if she was okay. Her smile disappeared as she guiltily kept eating.
Once she was done you went to put the food away until a hand on your wrist stopped you. “Can you stay please? I don’t like being alone” the look in her eyes broke your heart, so you sat down the plate on your nightstand and laid next to her. Her arms immediately wrapped around you, her head landed on your chest and one of her legs was over yours. You couldn’t deny the fact that you liked the way this felt. Which was probably why it didn’t take long for you to fall asleep too.
At least until Vadas phone started to blow up, texts and calls from her family, you completely forgot about them. Unsure of what to do, you stared at her phone. You could a) wake her up and make her answer the phone, but she was way to tired and high for that and b) was something you haven’t quite figured out.
Luckily you didn’t have to figure it out as your phone started to ring, your display showing the younger Cavells name. “Amelia, hey” you carefully whispered into the phone trying not to wake the girl next to you. “Y/n, do you know where Vada is? She didn’t come home, she isn’t answering her phone, everybody is freaking out” her breath was quick and her voice was unsteady, it was clear that she had been crying. “Oh, I’m so sorry. She’s with me, we fell asleep and forgot to text, her phone is probably on silent. Tell your parents that she’s with me, safe and that I’ll bring her to school tomorrow alright?” Your voice was kind and reassuring. “Okay, thank you. I’m sorry for spamming your phone” you grinned as the girl spoke. “No problem, I’ll see you around ok?”
After you hung up you decided to clean the kitchen before watching some Tv in the living room. The time neared 1 am when you decided to go to bed too, which put you up for another ultimatum. A) sleep next to her, like she asked you before or b) sleep in the guest room. You didn’t quite want to sleep next to her as she was still high when she asked you to do so and you felt like it wasn’t fair as long as she didn’t know how you felt, but you also didn’t wanna leave her alone so you settled into the arm chair next to the bed.
You woke up around 5:45 am to get ready before Vada woke up. You showered, brushed your teeth, did your hair, packed your bag, then put some painkillers and a water next to Vada before starting breakfast.
While you were cooking with your music blasting through the house, the brunette finally woke up. It took her a moment to realize where she was but as soon as she did notice that it was your house she relaxed. She was also more than happy to see the painkillers as she immediately chugged them.
You didn’t hear her walking into the kitchen nor did you notice her standing next to you until you bumped into her, nearly letting the pan fall. “Jeez, you scared me” you said as you put the pan down before turning towards her causing her to mumble a ‘sorry’. “How’s your head?” She groaned as an answer which made you grin, “well, I don’t wanna repeat myself, but that’s what you get for overdosing. Now sit down so you can eat breakfast before getting ready” you told her as you put a plate on the table before sitting down in front of her. “Thank you. For everything, not just for breakfast” her voice was small and quiet.
“Vada, we still have to talk about this” you started and her eyes immediately lowered. “I know that this shit is crazy and I get that it fucks with you, but drugs are not the solution. If you feel so terrible than come talk to me or talk to Nick but don’t overdose. You know how scary it was to find you completely out of it on a sidewalk after not hearing from you for over a week?” You were rambling, you knew that, but you just couldn’t stop yourself. Yeah, the situation wasn’t as bad but that doesn’t mean that it’s okay. “Don’t start this y/n” her voice suddenly turned cold and serious which made you flinch for a second. “Don’t start what?” You were genuinely confused. “Don’t talk to me or scold me like I’m a child” she was mad, more about taking it so far and nearly making you cry than about you scolding her but she didn’t know how to say that.
“I’m not talking to you like a child, you’re grown but that doesn’t make what you’re doing okay” you tried to keep your calm as your eyes watered even further. “You’re right! I’m an adult so I can do whatever I want” you scoffed. “Look, if you wanna hurt me by choosing Mia over me, while I’m pretty sure you know I’m in love with you, that’s fine but if you wanna hurt me, your friends, your family by overdosing then I’ll drive you to Mia. If that’s your plan, then keep away from me and Amelia, she doesn’t deserve this” you stood up and walked into the guest room slamming the door shut.
Vada has never hated anyone more than herself in this moment, how could she hurt you like this? You saved her yesterday, and she only hurt you. She loved you, she did since the first time she met you but she was too scared to do anything and now that she had an opportunity, she fucked it up.
“Y/n, please open the door” there was no movement on the other side, even after the third try. “Look, I’m sorry alright? I don’t know why I did it and it certainly isn’t my plan to do it again. I was confused and overwhelmed and it just destroyed me in that moment and then I thought, just a couple of hits to loosen up. But they only made it worse, I didn’t get chill, I overthought everything and when I was on my way to talk to you I realized that I would have confessed my feelings for you in that moment, I would have told you how much I love you and I was scared that that would ruin everything. So I took another couple of hits and it just kept going like that. But I promise I won’t touch anything like that anymore unless you’re with me. Now please open the door” her words were hectic, not well spoken and some barely understandable but they were true and that’s all that counted.
You opened the door and her eyes immediately met your bloodshot ones. She hugged you tightly trying to hide her own teary eyes. “I’m sorry” was a phrase she mumbled over and over again until you parted. “Can you stop apologizing and finally kiss me?” You asked her with your hands still on her shoulder. She grabbed your waist to pull you into her to finally connect your lips, causing you to melt into her.
This was everything you needed in that certain moment, it reassured you that she was still here, very much alive, and that you could influence her to stop doing drugs. Your lips moved against each other until your timer rang. “We gotta go to school” you whispered, your face inches apart from hers. “Fine” she grumbled before pulling you closer once more.
That day you walked into school hand in hand, Vada a bit less anxious. It was going to be a long way until she would be fine in school and didn’t touch weed anymore, but you promised yourself and her that you’d be there for her every step of the way.
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hustlerose · 1 year
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and stay OFF the WEEEEEEEEED.
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noraqrosa · 9 months
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HOLY MOTHERFORKING SHIRTBALLS Y'ALL, A SONG I PRODUCED JUST SURPASSED 4,000 STREAMS ON SPOTIFY
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i'm genuinely stunned i'm qagywyurwqrikfwqu
AND IT'S A SONG ABOUT WEEEEEEEEED AT THAT, whoever said drüügz get u knowhere in laif lmfao
thank u @izukuleeyoung for being one of my best collaborative partners and a seriously wicked lyricist💖🔥😻
here u go if u wanna help push it past 5,000 next!!!!!!
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fluttershyweed757 · 7 months
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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pluralcultureis · 9 months
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Plural culture is an alter telling you not to get high or she'll kick your ass
But I want the weeeeeeeeed :(
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porcelainslut · 2 months
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mee need weeeeeeeeed
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klugpuuo · 2 years
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WHY ARE YOU AMING PRICE FUCK SMOKE WEEEEEEEEED NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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benihana-circumcision · 6 months
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I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME AND SMOKE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED
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scooplery · 6 months
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i miss weeeeeeeeed
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saw5 · 7 months
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I miss weeeeeeeeed i'm budgeting hard rn to get family xmas gifts so i'm not buying any and i need to figure out how to moderate my use when i do have it anyway but i miss being high on a fine sunny afternoon. working out & cooking
FOR CLARITY: what the blogger actually means is that he misses feeling lightly easily happy & satisfied by even the small parts of his day, which is a state he's been having trouble attaining recently without chemical assistance due to a compounded variety of factors
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