#whathebeep

[whathebeep]

How BG3 partners would help with migraines (cause as a migraine haver I love imagining this)

✨Astarion✨

Astarion would be such a god send- not because he's familiar with caring for such ailments, no- but because he's so cold to the touch. Astarion would cuddle up to you, a fair trade off- he could enjoy your warmth and you could appreciate the cold touches against your forehead. He'd give you a shoulder rub, focusing on your neck and providing relief there. He'd also, as a courtesy, avoid drinking your blood for the next day or so, just so it wouldn't potentially make things worse.

🐻Halsin🌿

Halsin would know just what to do. He'd know all the natural remedies- would know that mint rubbed against your temples would help, to bring you some ice water that'll soothe any pains. With druid magic he could easily summon some chunks of ice to either put in a cup for water, or to wrap in a clothe and put against your head. He'd make sure his tent got nice and dark so you wouldn't be bothered by the sunlight outside. He'd make sure you were nice and comfortable, and would come cuddle up with you once you had everything you needed.

🗡️Wyll💖

Wyll would make you soup, and offer medicine he often took when dealing with such things. I imagine Wyll gets bad stress migraines sometimes so he has some remedies of his own that he can provide you with. He brings you a soup seasoned with a special blend he keeps on hand, key ingredient being cayenne pepper to help with blood flow. He'd keep you in his lap and gently spoon feed you before ushering you to lay down for a nap. He'd bring you a cold wet clothe to cover your eyes and forehead, and would stay by your side.

☀️ Shadowheart🌙

She'd have some spells to help with such a thing. Keeping the tent nice and cool, she'd also keep it quite dark- either using magic to keep the light out or knowing how to seal the tent proper for it. She'd keep your head in your lap and have a night mask to make sure the light didn't potentially cause you pain. She'd keep your head in her lap and gently stroke your hair, soothing you and ushering you to sleep.

🪬Gale📜

Gale would know some magic spells to help put you to sleep so you could heal and not be in pain. He'd even fill his tent with fog cloud to make the temperature nice and cool for you. I imagine he'd also have a nice few teas that could help you sleep it off, as well as keep you hydrated- and when you'd wake he'd bring you a nice meal, some bread to help with any nausea.

🔥Karlach🗡️

Karlach would make sure you were nice and comfy. She'd focus on what you wanted and not how she knew how to manage pain- asking gently what you'd like for her to get for you. She'd probably bring some health potions and water to keep by your side, and keep you nice and cozy comfy in her tent. She'd even bring you Clive to cuddle with so you could sleep it off. I'd imagine she'd stay out of the tent to avoid making it a sauna, but I think she'd sit outside and tell you stories, maybe some she remembered from being a kid.

⚔️Lae'zel🛡️

Lae'zel would show you meditation techniques used by her people to clear their minds ahead of battle. While she was no monk, it was a monk gith technique passed down to drive past the pain and be ready for the fight ahead. She'd bring you water and make sure you were comfortable, but aside from that she'd insist you focus on meditating the pain away. While potentially not effective the first time, eventually she does help you master the technique.

#whathebeep #beepwrites #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #drabbles #bg3 fanfiction #halsin #astarion #karlach #shadowheart #wyll #gale #gale of Waterdeep #lae'zel

[racoonjohn]

I'm sorry for all the asks but argH freaking Charles's werewolf form,,,, 20$ says Arthur saw him like that for the first time and just 😳😍

#whathebeep #A$K

[allthecanadianpolitics]

This is gonna be my first year voting, and I'm confused. I want to vote liberal through and through but I know Wynne isn't gonna make it, so is the NDP looking as a better option???

Yes, the NDP is the best option in my opinion. They have a really good platform, and they’re basically tied for 1st place in the polls:

https://www.ontariondp.ca/platform

Voting NDP is the only option if you don’t want Doug Ford to be Premier. The NDP is the only party with enough support to beat the PC’s this election.

#whathebeep

[spicedrobot]

You totes come across as a nerd my dude 😋

Anonymous said: Cute/soft nerd 

Σ(;Φ ω Φ)  O-oh no...!

#en talks #asks #u rite tho #i used to play sports in hs what happened... #ask meme #whathebeep

[risto-licious]

What is Risto's guilty pleasure?

there may be more, but I say it’s human fast food.........

#risto #whathebeep

[coloursflyaway]

" You see them too, Eggsy?"

Thank you so much, and I am so sorry that it took so long! ♥

“You seethem too, Eggsy?", Harry asks, and Eggsy takes his hand from where it isresting on the sheets, holds it tightly. “No, Harry”, he replies, his voice gentle, quiet. He wishes he could let hislove for the other man blend into the words, just so that Harry could know thateven without having gotten his memory back – yet, Eggsy’s mind adds a littletoo late, because it’s been months and it’s difficult sometimes, not to losehope – there is someone who cares for him, who would move heaven and hell andeverything in between just to make him happy. And yet, he can’t, because itwould be too much for the Harry’s psyche to deal with Eggsy’s feelings too, toknow that although Eggsy has found him again, it sometimes feels like theopposite is true. “I don’t, and soon you won’t either, because we’ll getthrough this, I know we will.”He doesn’t get an answer, just a blank, resigned stare, and prays that he’llhave the strength to hope for both of them.

Leave me the first sentence of a fic, and I’ll write you the next five!

#kingsman #hartwin #harry hart #eggsy unwin #hartwin fic #ficlets #whathebeep

[avengersandco]

tagged by @starsandsupernovae tagging @goodmorningbeloved @socketwrenching @yoursaltness @tonystarkssnipples @whathebeep @sarahhbe @em1ree

bold the things that apply to you

AIR

• i have small hands / i love the night sky / i watch small animals and birds when i pass them by / i drink herbal tea / i wake to see dawn / the smell of dust is comforting / i’m values for being wise / i prefer books to music / i meditate / i find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE

• i don’t have straight hair / i like to wear ripped jeans and overalls / i play an organized sport / i love dogs / i am not afraid of adventure / i love to talk to strangers / i always try new foods / i enjoy road trips / summer is my favourite season / my radio is always playing

WATER

• i wear bracelets on my wrists / i love the bustle of the city / i have more than one set of piercings / i read poetry / i love the sound of a thunderstorm / i want to travel the world / i sleep past midday most days / i love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs / i rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia / i see emotions in colors not words

EARTH

• i wear glasses/contacts / i enjoy doing the laundry / i am a vegetarian or vegan / i have an excellent sense of time / my humor is very cheerful / i am a valued advisor to my friends / i believe in true love / i love the chill of mountain air / i’m always listening to music / i am highly trusted by the people in my life

AETHER

• i go without makeup in my daily life / i make my own artwork / i keep on track of my tasks and time / i always know true north / i see beauty in everything / i can always smell flowers / i smile at everyone i pass by / i always fear history repeating itself / i have recovered working on recovering from a mental disorder / i can love unconditionally

[mongoose-bite]

Hartwin 37, pretty please?

37. meeting in prison au 

~~

“I ain’t no grass,” he’d said, and he’d paid for it, just like they promised him he would.

It had bought him what little status he had inside at least. It was something to be acknowledged, and he thought about his friend, still free, and it comforted him.

He kept to himself as much as he could. He wanted to get out and never come back, he didn’t want to owe favours or be owed, and he kept his head down, defended himself if necessary, and kept his mouth shut.

Each new arrival was sized up, slotted into the hierarchy. One day, a toff arrived. They were rare here, and Eggsy looked at him, tall and slender in his prison fatigues, blinking behind his glasses and looking about him with an air of curiosity, and regardless of what he’d done Eggsy kind of felt sorry for him.

They’re gonna eat him alive, he thought. If he managed to catch him on his own at some point, he’d try and pass on some advice but he knew better than to interfere any further than that.

He needn’t have worried.

Ace’s head rebounded off the table in a shower of blood, and the guards were moving to break up the fight, but they weren’t moving all that fast. Their day was pretty boring as well, after all, and as long as no one died they probably thought it was best to let the prisoners work off steam.

Plus, it was sort of mesmerising. Harry’s movements were elegant, flowing like water until he came in contact with someone else and then they were utterly brutal, unhesitating.

They put him in solitary for a week. When he came out, no one said a cross word against him. It lent his pleasant air of politeness a kind of menace, although he invariably pleased and thanked anyone who passed him the salt. He didn’t say why he was here.

Eggsy studied him. What else was there to look at? Cast sideways glances at him in the showers, by now unsurprised to see the scars that littered his torso. Saw him in the library, got drawn into idle conversation, laughed for the first time in weeks.

This is so dumb, this is so dumb, he thought, but couldn’t bring himself to step away. No one said a cross word against him now either. They probably thought Harry was buggering him in the stacks (and why wasn’t he again? Eggsy wasn’t game to ask.)

“Harry,” Eggsy asked one rainy afternoon, grey light filtering in through barred windows. “Why are you in here?”

And Harry smiled at him and set his book aside. He got to his feet and extended his hand, and bewildered, Eggsy took it, letting Harry pull him upright. “My dear Eggsy,” he said. “I’m here to get you out.”

#kingsman #hartwin #crunchy's fic #whathebeep

[motivational-cowboy]

//What if that regretful tattoo on his back was just a huge, realistic dick @whathebeep //

#whathebeep #Ooc

[jara257]

Dude quick question, do you know if the Halloween crates will be available even after Halloween is over? I've been saving up to get a ps4 and Overwatch for awhile and I wanna know if I should attempt to blow two of my paychecks in order to get it.

honestly, my guess is as good as yours--i’ve been trying to keep up to date on what’s going on with the halloween event in general, but there’s been nothing that indicates the crates will be available after the event, not unlike the summer games event

#jara's talking #we'll probably get something official on that when the event drops so i'd keep my eyes peeled #overwatch / #whathebeep #askie

[whathebeep]

idk if you’ll do these types of prompts but I was thinking what if Tav got kidnapped Cazador? main relationship of course being Astarion and maybe Halsin 👀

DUDE SHUT UP YOU LITERALLY READ MY MIND

Like I've been thinking about this kind of thing off and on and I LOVE THIS PROMPT SO THANK YOU

Definitely focused on a Poly Tav/Astarion/Halsin, placed early act 3 :) Using gender neutral pronouns for Tav.

TW: Torture, dismemberment, night terrors, trauma

(I was trying to find a gif of a Halsin/Astarion hug but I couldn't, someone @me if you can find one)

The party had only just arrived in Baldur's Gate; It was the first night at the camp at the old abandoned farm at the edge of town. It was peaceful; Goodnight kisses shared between Astarion, Tav and Halsin before the three returned to their own tents. Tav had shared during dinner the night before they wanted to see about perhaps getting a bigger tent for themself in town, so the three of them could comfortably sleep in the same spot when they desired to.

And by daybreak, Tav was gone. Panic arose when Halsin woke early to the panicked squeaks of the owlbear cub; Scratch was weak and bloody, and Tav's tent had collapsed in on itself in an apparent struggle. Tav was gone. Halsin's voice practically boomed across the campsite for help as he dropped and healed Scratch; the others arose and the worry was widespread.

Astarion, when he emerged from his tent, was inconsolable. He didn't speak, just quietly examined Tav's tent. Jaheira and the others argued over who could have done this- Orin? Gortash? There were plans already being made to storm Wyrms crossing and force Gortash to tell them where Tav went. Karlach was ready to choke the information from him.

But when Astarion finally turned to Halsin, and Halsin had parted Scratch's fur and revealed two sizeable teeth marks...it was obvious who had done this. Who had taken Tav.

It had only taken Dahlia and Leon to take Tav. A few well placed spells of sleep and hold person, Tav had woken in shackles in the kennel. Godey and Cazador stood before them, and Cazador did not hesitate to speak plainly; either they lure Astarion back, or they would suffer. Tav refused and Godey took his time making them suffer. Beatings, casting of fear that dominated their mind and showed them visions of Astarion and Halsin suffering; Astarion locked away in a tomb, crying, screaming, begging for freedom - Halsin trapped in Shadowfell, trapped to suffer for all eternity in darkness.

In the few hours that Cazador had Tav, they were broken by a combined effort of Godey and Cazador; Astarion had to suffer for running away, and from the spawn who had watched for their return, it was easy to tell what Astarion's weak spot was.

The entire party had stormed Cazador's manor. Astarion and Halsin led the charge side by side, mowing down Godey first and foremost. Tav's smell was strongest there; it horrified the two of them to see the fresh blood staining a mattress under chains on the wall.

Godey could only laugh in Astarion's face as Astarion shattered his skull when he refused to tell where you were. It was obvious, however. If you were not in the kennel, Cazador had you.

When they emerged into the tombs under the manor, Tav was nowhere to be found.

Astarion screamed till his voice was hoarse; Cazador would pay, he would pay for what he did, pay for all of this. Cazador could only laugh in their faces, promising Astarion's death in the coming ceremony; as Astarion would die, so would Tav.

The fight was long and grueling. It was of no hesitation to Astarion to murder Cazador the second he was pulled from his coffin. He stabbed and slashed and screamed at Cazador- How dare he, how dare he hurt Tav, how dare he do this to spite Astarion one last time. Cazador died with a smile and Astarion sobbed, Halsin quick to come to his side to hold him. The other spawn were freed from Cazador's control- and Leon was quick to reveal where Tav was.

When they pulled the tomb open, Tav was on the brink of death. Halsin and Shadowheart were quick to tend to their wounds once they were removed from the very same dusty tomb Astarion had once been locked away in. They were quick to bring them back to camp, Tav only conscious long enough to smile at the sight of their elven loves.

When they woke it was in the Elfsong, the others in the group moving camp while Tav was in recovery. Halsin and Astarion were at their side; Astarion namely sitting and keeping their head in his lap, Halsin sitting at their bedside in a stool.

They both look exhausted. How long had it been? Memories were foggy but Tav was still injured when their eyes finally opened. The relief was immediate, Astarion brushing hair from their face and gently brushing away the tears that fell from their face. Halsin carefully cast calm emotions to help soothe Tav.

So much had happened to Tav in such little time; Cazador punished them to the extreme because of their disobedience, refusal to obey and bring Astarion back.

Tav had their dominant hand cut off by Cazador.

Astarion apologized for it, kissing them gently. He was a wreck; guilt ridden over what happened to Tav. Halsin quietly reassured him, taking Astarion's hand in his own, carefully cupping Tav's cheek. Cazador was gone. Tears and kisses were shared between the three. Yet, Tav refused to share all of what happened to them aside from the obvious.

It only took a few days for Gale to bring a gift to Tav, a clamp-on bracelet that would give them a permanent mage hand. Magic had offered so much for those missing limbs, so it didn't take a lot of searching to find such an item.

Cazador was gone forever, Astarion, Tav and all the spawn were free.

But Tav still woke with screams of terror every so often. After a few nights of Halsin and Astarion rushing across the room to reassure Tav, they pushed two square shaped beds together in the corner of the Elfsong. The nights they woke with night terrors Halsin and Astarion were there to ease them back to sleep.

Even Halsin had started waking from trance with a start every so often, scared that he would wake and Tav would be gone. Astarion too. More often than not they would keep Tav between them, and hold hands with each other.

Cazador was gone; but the damage he had done would take more than a healing spell to recover from.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #halsin #astarion #tav #bg3 drabble #whathebeep #beepwrites #halstarion #tavhalstarion #tav/astarion #tav/halsin #tav/astarion/halsin #polyamory

[spicedrobot]

tagged by @beetleknee  ♡ ♡ ♡

I tag: @lacertae-dreamscape @asynfulsoul @afearfulbride @mujaween @4nowlost @agiliblade @terato-imagines @valpur @muchymozzarella @whathebeep and whomever else would like to do this! :D

#en talks #picture meme #long post #all my choice phone images

[jelly-phile]

Oh lord just imagine Ulysses when the Divide was destroyed. " I'LL GET YOU GADGET!!"

omg…..😂😂i cant believe this LMAOO

#whathebeep #jellask

[avengersandco]

the wonderful @queendophne tagged me in this!

rule #1 tag 9 people you want to get to know better

@starsandsupernovae @smarterest @em1ree @struggle-bus-queen @whathebeep @tonystarkssnipples @starspangledsprocket @goodmorningbeloved @dontchristmascarol as well as anyone else who wants to do this :)

rule #2 highlight the true statements in bold

I am 5'7 or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair (natural, though some people have argued it’s brown(they’re wrong))

My abs are somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

I love meeting new people (totally depends on the situation, but for the most part)

People tell me I’m funny

Helping people with their problems is a big priority to me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude to people I know well

I started to say something ironically, now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

I can play an instrument

I can sing well

I can do 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner (I mean, depends on context and who I’m against, but I play a running sport and I’ve always been able to keep up)

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing maths in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least two people in an arm wrestle

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I can throw a punch

I enjoy sports (playing more than watching. Watching depends on the sport)

I have learned a new song in the past week

I’ve gone running at least one week in the summer

I work out at least once a week (lacrosse practice and that's it lol)

I have drawn something in the last month

I enjoy writing

I have done martial arts

I have had my first kiss

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have had alcohol

I have scored a winning goal in sports (when I was younger lol, but I have)

I have been to an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in hospital/er in the past year (urgent care two separate times for lung infections)

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

I have at least one person I consider a best friend

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the US

There is snow right now where I live (lol it’s legit been 80F+ the last 3 days)

I have hung out with friends in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CD’s

I share my room with someone

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush for over a year

I have been in a relationship for over a year

I have had feelings for a friend

I have break danced

I know a person called Jamie

I have made a new friend in the past year

I have had a teacher with a last name hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I am listening to a song on repeat right now 

I have punched someone in the past week

I have known someone who has gone to jail (only for a night, but it should have been longer)

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what to do with my life

I speak at least two languages

[winston--motivates-blog]

How can you not tho??? Winston and Oversized Wall-e is bae- FUCK *Anon glasses slips off, and scrambles away"

((I KNEW IT WAS YOU))

#whathebeep #(DAMMIT) #ooc #munston #(I'm sorry but I was laughing so fuckin hard at that)

[whathebeep]

Domestic Life with the companions: Astarion

So like, how I imagine things would be once you and your partner(s) settle down, ofc depending. If folks like this I'll certainly make this a series!

I imagine you two spend a long while adventuring before settling. I like to imagine (whether you declared it to him or not), the goal was always to find a means to get him safely in the sun again. I imagine it took YEARS of travelling to try and find it, but eventually you do come across it. Not a cure by any means, but a ring lost in an abandoned vampire crypt that took you ages to learn about, and ages more to find. And he slips it on his finger and it gives him the means to not only step in the sun, but it also hides his vampiric features, if he so wishes. (I like to think it will make him look as he did before he was changed).

When you make your way back towards Baldur's Gate, you make a point to visit old friends along the way. Visit the now thriving town and nearby Selunite temple, restored to it's glory over the years, thanks to Isobel and Aylin. Shadowheart lives in the small town, I'd like to imagine, having settled there upon her finishing adventuring. She's of course, pleased to see you both and host you, sharing glasses of wine and some good stories and gossip. You two stay for a week or so, taking care to take in the sights, visiting the grove, the old crash site, hell, even Auntie Ethel's former house that had been taken over by some of the druids. You're surprised to discover that even the forge in the underdark has some new occupants, some of the spawn that were freed by Astarion; they have started up a mining operation, and are making quite a good living, the ore they find making good weapons to be made in the forge. From them you learn more settled in the underground near Halsin's community, and would certainly be worth a visit.

Next comes the former shadowlands and Halsin's community; by now so many of the kids he brought along and raised in the orphanage are much older now, either teens or young adults. Halsin, as you can imagine, probably beams at the sight of you two, especially Astarion in the sun, and most certainly drops whatever he's doing and runs over, picking up and hugging you both. He's happy to host you at his home, ThanieI's former place of residence. The building is a lot larger now, but still a homely stone cottage look to it, moss growing up the side and a sizeable willow growing to the side. I imagine you two stay there a few weeks, as there is a lot to see if what has changed, and Halsin is more than eager to show you both around. Everything has been restored and repurposed; Surprisingly, Moonrise has become a school, last light restored to a fully working inn, the inn near moonrise repurposed as the orphanage, the hospital back in working order- hell, even the former Sharan temple in the underdark has been inhabited by a large portion of the spawn and the community there is thriving. Hell they've even constructed a proper entry and exit point that doesn't require them walking through the graveyard, and instead leaves out of that old Shar shrine under the statue in town. (Of course, all Shar symbology has been removed). The area is lively and it's nice to relax, take in the clean air and admire how the land has healed, and the community has thrived.

When you have to leave, Halsin asks you to write once you're back in Baldur's Gate, and promises you a place there, if you ever tire of the city.

Astarion almost seems sad when you two leave.

It doesn't take long for you two to return to the city. When you do, you stay in a room at the elf song while you try and sort out an apartment or home, but within the first day back you're off to see Wyll and Karlach; both back in the gate after a few years in the hells. Her engine repaired to the highest degree, they've settled down together in a home of their very own, and it's of no surprise when there's three kids scrambling about. The two of you had been gone for nearly a decade exploring, I'd like to imagine; so it's of no surprise that they've got three kids, all half tiefling half human, the oldest being five, and the other two being 3 year old twins. Wyll and Karlach both have jobs, Karlach having taken to working at the forge with Dammon, and Wyll working as a private investigator, occasionally writing for the Baldur's Mouth Gazette too.

Seeing them settled like that, Astarion, when you two are relaxing in your room at the elf song, drinking some wine, tries to laugh about it. "Could you imagine settling down like that? Hah!" He says it in a mocking tone, but after nearly eleven years together, give or take, it's easy to see the way he frowns into his wine glass when he looks the other way.

A few weeks after returning to the gate, you receive a letter: Gale is going to be coming through town, and he'd love to visit the two of you. Coincidentally enough, he's moving to Halsin's community, to teach at the school, and will be in town for a day or two and would want to visit.

Upon his visit, the whole group in town get together for dinner and drinks together, Grandpa Ulder having taken the kids for the night. Gale has become quite the accomplished teacher, and has even written more than a handful of academic papers. His move was inspired by wanting to learn more about he other fields of magic, and also to help teach the youth of tomorrow about it too.

There's laughter and jokes and fun stories all around, and eventually Gale asks how the house hunt goes for you and Astarion. The city is ever expanding of course, but there isn't quite anything that the two of you feel confident about quite yet; and there's well wishes on that, and eventually everyone departs for the night.

That night Astarion suggests it, moving there as well. Having a house built on the edge of town, maybe by the water, or up on a hill. It's then that he admits that even though Baldur's Gate had always been home, there's far too many bad memories; and that he'd like making new memories somewhere else.

It takes maybe 3 months before the house is completed. The two of you had travelled back, and stayed in last light until construction was completed. Plans had to be drawn up with what the two of you wanted, a location scouted out, and then of course the process of building it. Stone and wood, two floors, and just up a hill from the water.

Within a year of living there, the house is truly a home. Astarion was enjoying a lot of his free time reading, to the point that a second bookcase had to be commissioned. He took up a job working as a bartender at the last light inn, and a few times a week the two of you meet up with Halsin and Gale to chat, have drinks, discuss things; and whenever it calls for, the two of you pick up your weapons to travel again, albeit a lot more short term.

What more could you ask for?

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 spoilers #astarion x tav #bg3 rambles #beepwrites #whathebeep #bg3 ramble