#when they evolved to be smaller we had to invent trampolines.

[skeletalheartattack]

If you're going up three floors, would you rather use an elevator, escalator, stairs, or something else?

i jump on an awesome resilient hog and trampoline into the third floor window

#ask #anon #my alternative response would've been boobie movement tech #but 🙄💅 wouldve been too obvious. #anyway no for a real answer? 3 floors? #i guess it depends on the building since not a lot of buildings i know have escalators #malls ive been to dont normally have more than 2 floors. so those are usually escalators if they have them. #granted ive only really been to like 2 or 3 malls. and theyve all had one floor #i think ive only been in a few elevators. i only have like two or three memories. #again it depends on the building i guess #i guess elevators? im fine using stairs but id feel weird if i was the only one using the stairs #so it depends on the building and the social situation #so hog hop it is!!!! hog hop stays fucking winning!!!!! #the hogs okay btw. hogs use to be big enough for us to trampoline on. #when they evolved to be smaller we had to invent trampolines. #bank heists were awesome back in caveman times #anyway thank you for the ask anon! :)