#wife appearance

[rabid-mercenary16]

I’m not needy I swear

Yes

#wife #wife appearance #ace wife #kisses #gay

[glitchyk]

Never leave me again pooka

KAJSKXKXNDND YALL ARE GONNA MAKE ME CRYYYYYY I LOVE YOU GUYSSSS

Jshskdlc im just so sad I missed out of stuff like lore and everyone liking the queen Ace idea but I know that y’all didn’t have control over me being gonneeeeds

#jester wife #NXHXKXK I LOVE YOU GUYS #jest awesome #gk asks #mutuals #mutual #WIFE #WIFE APPEARANCE

[elation-station]

the town bisexuals are at your door it is time for you to pick a bride

#ngl lads i am not happy with this one lmfao #been going thru it so just a doodle #anyway so these are just design ideas #penny is this mousey little woman i see as actually kinda tallish but the kind of tall person who does everything to not appear so #maru is just hot tbh she my engineer wife #really tried something with her face and hope it doesnt look horrible #leah is tall as well and you know shes ripped under that shirt #she'll carry you over the threshold and paint your ceiling like the sistine chapel and dedicate it to you #i am not happyy with how haley came ouuttt she deserves better #like i couldve drawn her beautiful hair good but instead i just didnt. whatver #emily still the love of my life its been established #i cant see abigail as a romantic option ngl i perceive her as an impish quasi teenager who likes getting in trouble #i would be her parent figure and give her life advice and bring her to the mines to fight monsters together #anyway peace #sdv #stardew valley #abigail sdv #emily sdv #haley sdv #leah sdv #maru sdv #penny sdv #stardew valley bachelorettes #art by op

[mummer]

just saw asteroid city last night, pls explain the proposed significance of the kiss!!

answering this publicly hope thats ok! cant do a readmore im on mobile *****asteroid city spoilers below beware*****

i dont remember anyones names so this is gonna sound partly unhinged. okay so the edward norton playwright and jason schwartzman actor (not character, in the black and white parts) are lovers right. tbh i thought this was kind of a gag and forgot about it. but later we find out that the playwright died 6 months into the production. i didnt make the connection that THAT’s why the actor-jason has to suddenly leave the stage and freaks out backstage about how he’s not sure he’s Doing it right. hes not talking about acting!! because he himself is literally grieving his lover while he’s playing a character who’s grieving his wife written by his lover so obviously it’s too much!!! actor-jason is trying to find meaning in his death through his writing but there isnt any meaning in death [gerris drinkwater voice] which is what the play is trying to say anyway. he doesnt think he’s performing grief right even in his own life!!! (and tbh it’s the 50s so he wouldnt be able to perform grief publicly anyway!!!!) the play starts with a car accident… anyone would search for some hidden meaning there, some sign…. so when he talks to margot robbie outside it’s not really about finding the CHARACTER’s motivations it’s about the actor himself being able to process the playwright’s death! and adrien brody director was probably also dealing with that too (him and norton seemed to be good buddies) so the whole “sleeping backstage” thing gets a bit sadder maybe? maybe everyone else got this in the theatre and im just stupid lol but crazy making stuff to me!!! the whole story is about sublimated gay grief that cannot be expressed?!?!

the tweet that caught me onto this was here which posits that the playwright’s death was a suicide but i think that’s pretty stupid and unnecessary because the whole thing about the play asteroid city is that death is random and meaningless. im pretty sure that’s what the alien represents— a shocking and absurd event that isnt outright evil or menacing, not something anyone can predict or make sense of, it’s just a thing that happens to you out of nowhere, it doesnt mean anything. he’s a little black figure, he’s death! giving and taking! aagh

#you’re the wife who played my actor :( #posthumus #asteroid city #imagine youre in love with a playwright and he writes a play before he even meets you about how you cant get over his death which hasnt #happened yet. id go insane too #im going to see it again to see how this informs the whole thing because its driving me crazy #rewatching the performances knowing that they're performing people performing. augh. #remember when bryan cranston accidentally appears in frame. rending my garments #also ‘you cant wake up until you fall asleep’ confused me a bit but then i remembered that the margot robbie scene was supposed to be put o #as a dream sequence and it makes sense now. thanks #aliens are the new fairytale monster symbol of death. the ultimate Unknowable #EDIT okay i read the wikipedia summary got some facts wrong adrien brody is sleeping in the theatre during rehearsals so its not because of #the playwright’s death he’s just like that.

[daily-crabbys]

This Friday's meme is: never underestimate

#meme fridays #thats how they get you #first they appear and you go oh how sweet a crab what joy #and then they take your wife #this isnt personal i swear

[bluerosefox]

Everything, including the bride. WAIT, BRIDE?!

Pariah Dark had, much like in the afterlife, had been a tyrant ruler when he was alive. He ruled with an iron fist and despite having many trophy concubines (from conquests and others) he wanted his actual partner to have some intelligence. So he set up a magical puzzle box and whoever solved it would have the honor of being his 'Queen'.... That was all before he died of course and later forgot about the box when he set his conquering sights on the Infinte Realms.

But some things from the living can still count even in death.

So when Tim Drake found the box at his first and only archeologist dig site he was brought to with his parents and solved said box after sneaking off with it he unknowingly became the Ghost Kings 'bride'.... Unknowingly he dodged that huge bullet when years later Danny Phantom beat Pariah Dark in rites of conquest and gained everything under Pariah's name...

Including his future 'bride.'

#danny phantom dc #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #batman #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #tim drake #brain dead #dead tired #they both find out about their impending marriage funnily enough because of Ra's #he tried magically binding Tim to the League someway #only for it to be rejected harshly with Danny's symbols appearing #and the magic binding them drags Danny to Tim in a way as if saying 'hey someone is trying to bind your 'wife' King stop them' #Ra's trying to make Tim his heir again by any means #No one was expecting a Ghost King to appear though #Tim and Danny both look for ways to free each other from it but.... they eventually fall for the other #a lot of miscommunication after thinking they arent good for the other and they both think the other wants to be free #Tim does wish he wasnt such a smart cookie as a kid but at least hes not bond to Pariah Dark anymore #Danny is a much better future spouse... Tim just wishes he wasnt referred to as the 'wife' and 'future queen' though by other ghosts #Danny wishes he didnt have to inherit anything after beating Pariah Dark but here we are #Tim is very cute though and Danny finds himself actually working smoothly with him. #they both click very easily. Tim helps Danny study for school and while Danny reminds Tim its okay to take breaks from being CEO. #however they both are still terrible with sleep management

[demonzoro]

i miss our wife tails i miss her a lot

[ID: A three-quarters headshot of Nanami, wearing his usual blue collared shirt and yellow splotchy tie. He has a small smile and has one eyebrow raised, as if softly indulgent. The first image is a lineart-only version, and the second is coloured in. END ID.]

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #nanami kento #jjk art #jjk fanart #rlly enjoy the dead wife treatment he gets #whenever he appears in chapters post-shibuya #kind of funny [said with red-rimmed eyes] #userart #usersaint

[nightmareonpeachstreet]

Paimon: why are you three here?

Lynette: Father asked us to stalk Miss Furina--

Lyney: *covers Lynette's mouth* --ehm, she means to say that Father asked us to go on vacation! haha;;

Paimon: stalking Fur-- Paimon thought that would be over after everything that happened!

Freminet: well, not exactly stalking...she asked us to make sure Miss Furina didn't get hurt...

Lyney: Exactly, thank you Freminet. that's a much nicer way of putting it.

Lynette: we were also supposed to make sure she didn't know we were following her.

Lyney: ahem, anyway, we're on vacation now since Clorinde and Navia ended up taking over that task...

Paimon: uh, are they in on it too...?

Freminet: no, when he says "taking over," he moreso means they decided to protect her on their own, so there was no longer any need for us to follow...

Lyney: Right, well--

Lynette: also Clorinde would've caught us for sure if we kept stalking her--

Lyney: Guarding. let's call it guarding

Lynette: usually people know if they have a guard. or three.

Lyney: covert guarding.

#oh oops I dropped my Arlefuri agenda again-- #LISTEN the timing is too convenient #you came here for Lantern Rite but didn't appear during the Lantern Rite event? #but appeared AFTER Furina was safely back in Fontaine? escorted by friends?? #suspicious #(don't mind me I just think about Arlecchino recruiting her kids to keep tabs on her wife all the time) #(constantly) #Lyney #Lynette #Freminet #Paimon #Arlecchino #Furina #Genshin Impact // #Arlefuri #Focacchino

[scherzokinn]

Oh computer, just one more thing... delete the wife.

#totally canon explanation for why columbo's wife never appears on the show #and mrs. columbo is just a holodeck program #100% true trust me #captain janeway #columbo #mrs columbo #columbo fanart #star trek fanart #kathryn janeway #st voy fanart #shitpost art #scherzina's art #scherzina nonsense #low effort art #“delete the wife” ✍️🔥🔥🔥

[archie-sunshine]

I think bumblebee is my favourite from TFA... or at least he's my favourite to draw If im being honest wreck-gar is probably my fav <3 but i also just love weird al.

#TFA #transformers animated #tfa bumblebee #bumblebee #i just can't get enough of that wretched trash boy. #YES he only appears in one episode but thats my wife your honor #artchie #art

[maze-of-my-design]

Shuanns? Hello? Helloooo??? Anyone there????

+ an extra, why not?

#i love it when Akiren and Ann are bisexual. by the way. #Ryuji too ig..... /j #persona 5 #shuann #ann x joker #akira kurusu #ann takamaki #ren amamiya #ok but theres this specific dynamic of em i like i think you can kinda see it #Ren is stupid Ann is stupider yk? her dumb to his ass. his braincell-sharer. #Akira is a loser and Ann deflects any slander #Polyamorous Ann actually she dates Ren AND Shiho (they dont date eachother but they admire The Wife together) #ryuji sakamoto #makoto niijima #<- special appearance!

[rabid-mercenary16]

We’re not in a real relationship? Boooo guess I gotta get rid of the hearts nearby you and ace in my notebook/j/silly

-Dumbass y’all call Kay

😔

Smh I guess I’ll have to get rid of all the ship art I made *sighs*

#/j #MY WIFEEEE #MY FUCKING WIFEEE #I MISS YOU HUN!!! #glitchy wife #wife appearance

[glitchyk]

MWAH

WHY AM I BEING GIVEN AFFECTION

I LIKE IT

BUT

I DONT DESERVE IT

#gk asks #/silly #mutuals #mutual #wives #jester wife mention #jest awesome #gays #pansexual #wife appearance

[nelkcats]

Bad Omens

When Danny woke up late and missed two of his classes he knew it was going to be a bad day. The feeling only grew as he tripped over stairs and broke windows by accident. He wondered if Johnny was around or he was just unlucky.

It turned out that no, neither Shadow nor Kitty or Johnny were in the realm of the living. When he went to visit them in the Infinite Realms he heard them whispering about...Spectra? The bad feeling that had been increasing with the passing of the hours only grew.

Luckily the ghosts seemed quite communicative and revealed the psychologist's plans: Spectra had planned to attack a place called "Gotham" where her ex-husband, a certain Jonathan Crane, lived (the halfa still didn't know how she managed to get married in the first place).

From the looks of it they had never been divorced, but Spectra was in the process of filing the paperwork before her death, which was saying a lot. He asked Johnny and Kitty where she was, when they pointed to a glowing natural portal, Danny groaned.

Resigned to a disastrous weekend, the halfa headed to Gotham. Johnny and Kitty followed him curiously, they seemed to be trying to tell him about "scary gas" or something similar, the halfa didn't quite understand. His goal was only one thing: Protect Jonathan, the poor husband of the spiteful ghost (and avoid the furries, that were probably Spectra sidekicks or something).

If only he knew that Crane wasn't as innocent as he seemed.

#dpxdc #Spectra was Crane wife #he was concentrated in his investigation #she hated that #he proved the fear gas with her #she hated that even more #Spectra wanted the divorce but died first #now that a portal to Gotham appeared she was not going to lost her chance #jonathan crane #Spectra #The bats are confused #three glowing metas and a biker appeared in Gotham #dp x dc #dc x dp #Scarecrow is causing chaos without noticing that his ex wanted revenge #Spectra powers are kinda related to the fear gas somehow #This will be a disaster #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #Danny is helping a villain by accident #probably to escape #since he thinks the batfam are ghosts and working for Spectra

[baldursyourgate]

blindthara real. she genuinely doesn't see the difference. nat 1 perception roll

#datamine #minthara #middle-aged dad perception when it comes to appearance changes #oblivious husband type wife #bg3 spoilers

[backjustforberena]

Rhaenys's unadorned, loose or otherwise atypical hairstyles.

#eve best #rhaenys targaryen #house of the dragon #there's an odd throughline as to when she has her hair like this #it's usually intensely vulnerable moments #moments concerning the PERSONAL rather than the POLITICAL #where she has to prioritise or wants to prioritise the personal over the political #if we go with the idea that her typical hairstyle and the gold accessories occur when she's feeling most “herself” #which is synonymous when she's feeling at her most defensive and at her strongest #these all happen when she's stripped in some way and when she can't quite right herself #she doesn't look “normal” because she's not feeling “normal” #especially the updos #but it's interesting to note that even if you want to go with “oh her hair is loose because she's sleeping or resting” #check out episode 09 - because she sleeps with her braids in #she needs her defenses up #she's not being vulnerable in the Red Keep #she also cannot be simply a mother or a wife or a woman - not to mention an OLD woman (even though mid-50s isn't old) #but that's how the world perceives her so her hair is part of the intimidation #Rhaenys cares a lot about her appearance #anyway i'll stop ranting in the tags