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#without judging ppl for their eating habits and preferences. on god
puppyeared · 8 months
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man ok so you know the spiciness scale on menus that show you how spicy a dish is so you can order based on your tolerance. can we have that for sauces too please
#im being serious btw. the sauce to rice ratio is very important and sacred to me#whenever i eat at home i get to choose how much sauce i can have with my rice because i dont like absolutely dousing it but i still wanna b#able to taste it yanno. i dont do well with slippery/saucy foods and ive given up trying to understand it. it might be a sensory thing#i am so sorry to admit this on the soup website but i cant handle thick/chunky sauces or curry. forgive me#the worst part is that i actually can handle and even enjoy some like caldereta and congee. but its so hard to tell people ill eat this but#not that.. its embarassing because it feels like im making exceptions. which i am!! because its preference!! but alas#but anyway with the sauce scale. i was thinking it would be nice to include a scale for how much sauce you want with a dish#rather than just skirting away from a food because you feel like you cant handle the texture or feel unsure about it#sauce could be adjustable without completely changing the recipe so it would be more like a matter of quantity or serving size#also i feel like i can make cool names for the scale. like “light drizzle” to “sauceageddon”#im asian so when i eat sauce i pair it with rice and it works because the rice kind of cancels out or makes the sauce more tolerable for me#with caldereta i make it an even 50/50 because i can taste it in the rice without the texture getting in the way#but with pasta and sauce its normally 1/3 sauce because the pasta normally isnt enough to cancel it out#i also grew up with relatives making fun of my eating habits and i really really hate eating at restaurants and gatherings because of it#maybe its because they want to make sure im eating right but!! you dont have to call me out for my 1/3 portion of spaghetti sauce!! damn!!!#anyway im not sure if anyone feels the same abt this and maybe its just me. but it would be really nice to have this a normal thing#without judging ppl for their eating habits and preferences. on god#yapping#food ment#EDIT: ASKING FOR SAUCE ON THE SIDE. MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED. I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS A THING
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booknerd405 · 7 years
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The answer to the Shakespeare asks cuz I’m an idiot (love u Kate)
@themeltedheadaches i blame this on the tumblr mobile app but here ya go <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 (your answers were amazing btw aahhhhh)
Antony: What bad habits do you need to break?
cracking my back, procrastinating, thinking all my friends secretly hate me...
Beatrice: What is the achievement you’re most proud of?
tbh this is kinda embarrassing (esp. since i had to audition like 2 months late cuz i chickened out originally) but joining symphony and not being completely terrible at it cuz music has always been a super private thing for me and playing any instrument at all in front of/with a group of people who are judging me hardcore is v not like me at all so yeah.
Benvolio: What comes to mind when you think of peace?
reading a book for so long in my bed that i get super cold even in the middle of August, my stuffed animal, watching TV with my entire family stuffed onto that poor red couch we’ve had since i was born, (really any time i can sit and do nothing with someone i care about and it isn’t awkward), waking up to find my dog curled up against my butt
Bianca: What do you want most in life?
To be happy with my life and my choices. I don’t want to be near the end of my life and start regretting all the things i didn’t do or try because i was too scared of failure. to be able to look back and say that I truly lived.
Celia: Do you want to fall in love?
i’m assuming this means romantically, so the answer is yes. i felt a bit foolish aka my ego was highkey bruised after sophomore year but it was worth it. in a broader sense, i’m already in love with so many things and people, i fall in love with something or someone as often as i can. Today i fell in love with how strong the smell of spring hit so suddenly in back yard this year.
Circe: Would you rather be loved or feared?
...why not both??
Claudius: What is the worst thing you’ve ever done?
my mind immediately jumps to every time i was a bitch or rude or plain mean to someone in elementary school who just wanted a friend or to fit in. i know i was young and supposedly didn’t know any better but i’d been on the other end before and i hate that i contributed to someone else in the world feeling the same way i did
Cordelia: Do you consider yourself a good person?
i would say that I try my hardest
Cressida: What makes you feel trapped?
my laziness, feeling like i should be doing more with my day but not having the energy or willpower to even get up
Desdemona: Do you believe that the truth will set you free?
i’d rather be told the truth than a lie, but I think a person’s response to the truth will determine whether they’re set free
Edgar: Do you want to make your family proud?
Always, the worst days in my life are the days where i feel like i’ve disappointed my parents
Edmund: Do you ever wish you’d been born someone else? If so, who?
No
Gertrude: Would you (or have you) ever cheated on a significant other?
Definitely not.
Hamlet: Do you prefer to think things through thoroughly or act on impulse?
oh god i think things through so goddamn much i’m practically hamlet himself, can’t get any shit done
Hecate: Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?
Definitely an introvert (dorming is gonna be HELL)
Helenus: Do you believe in God?
I’d like to but i just don’t
Hippolyta: What is your biggest regret?
not doing any art classes in high school until i absolutely had to. i wouldve met so many more people and symphony this year has just been the perfect break in the middle of the day that i never knew i needed.
Horatio: Who do you love most?
My family, especially my dad. i don’t know if id be even half as successful or happy in my life if it wasn’t for him. our 3 am walks in a random campground, going into his engineering workplace since i was 5, the number of times he made me cry by doing something silly like trying to teach me how negative numbers worked when i was 6. also my friends, i tend to only have 1 really close friend at a time that i love the most and she (hopefully) knows who she is
Juliet: What is your favorite luxury?
chocolate, french fries and ketchup, parents who are too good to me, fountain pens that i keep accidentally ruining cuz i keep messing with them
Lady Macbeth: What is your favorite thing about yourself?
physically, probably my eyes or my hair, though both have had their bad days. (also the mole on my hip but that’s not there anymore no i’m not salty) mentally idk i hate and love practically everything else about me in equal measure
Macbeth: Have you ever killed anyone? Would you?
No and i really don’t think so
Malcolm: What does honor mean to you?
being able to take failure in stride and learn from it, trying, being active and engaged in what you choose to do with your time, taking in others into consideration with your actions
Medea: Do you have any quirks?
I bounce like hell when I walk but i also look so angry that i’m bout to kill someone...so pls don’t look at me while i walk its embarrassing, i usually don’t use a pillow when i sleep
Mercutio: Is there anyone you would die for?
I’d like to be able to answer my friends and family but truthfully i don’t know if i could ever be that brave
Miranda: Is happiness a choice?
I think most of the time it is, but not always
Oberon: Does reputation matter to you?
i think it used to?? but now idk i feel like ppl can think whatever the hell they want of me & the ppl that matter will know the truth and won’t care about my reputation. tho i suppose it does kinda matter to me because having a bad reputation shuts down a lot of opportunities in life
Ophelia: Is there anything you regret not doing?
i feel like i already answered this...
Orsino: If you could have any material thing in the world, what would it be?
literally every fountain pen ever (this answer will probably change in a few months/years)
Paris: If you had the chance to rule the world, would you?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH nope nope no fucking way no thank you no siree no ma’am
Portia: When did you lose your innocence?
idk man my parents let me watch Police Academy when i was like 4 years old and i had a fucked up imagination for as long as i can remember i don’t think i ever had my full innocence
Puck: Do you consider yourself a mischievous person?
;) no (that means yes!)
Romeo: How far would you go for love?
too damn far, i don’t actually like how far i’ll go for love
Rosalind: What does your ideal day entail?
waking up early (but not so early that i’m super tired) and staying in bed doing nothing (preferably cuddling with someone) until later when my dog will start crying at me to get up, then spending some time at a park with friends doing stupid things and making stupid jokes and eating cake and chocolate, then going home and watching a movie with my family and my dad makes us all cheeseburgers, ending the day by taking a bath with a bath bomb that doesn’t have fucking glitter in it then accidentally falling asleep while rereading one of my favorite books
Rosaline: Which people from your past haunt you?
i try not to let my past effect me so much but probably Catherine still does. I thought we were the perfect friends that would be together forever but it turned out she had hated me for so many years, had been blaming me in part for her self harm. its so hard to trust when a someone says that they enjoy being my friend because i believed her and i was so so wrong and what if i’m making the same mistakes again and ppl think i’m trying to show myself up thinking i’m a terrible person that they actually hate
Sebastian: Is violence ever the answer?
No.
Titania: Do you believe in magic?
If you ask me during the day, no
Ask me at night, when i’m driving alone or outside under the stars... :)
Tybalt: If you could kill one person without consequences, who would it be?
No one
Viola: How skilled of a liar are you?
Sometimes I think i’m an okay liar but probably i’m terrible and my mom was just pretending to know I wasn’t hanging out with 79 to humor me
Volumnia: Describe the biggest sacrifice you’ve made.
i sacrificed an hour of sleep a few days in a row earlier this week to practice playing the auxiliary percussion in pilatus during concert band
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bwicblog · 7 years
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RS: | I Emerge From the Kitchen | Victorious | ! | RS: | I had to Resort to a Recipe | I am Afraid |
RS: | But | I still Experimented | and I am Pleased with What I Created | So | RS: | That is What Counts | ? | Haha |
RS: | Anyway | I should Clean | RS: | But | ! | I am Leaving This Here | RS: http://68.media.tumblr.com/92ed838ec2f15c55b589a2a0aca03215/tumblr_mwmmoelMPM1solp3co1_1280.jpg
RS: | Forgive the Hay | That is the Only Spot in This Entire Hive | that has Adequate Lighting |
SA: i was going to send hadean the hotel address.
SA: but instead this is here
SA: something in me has died.
RS: | Hahahaha |
RS: | What | Are You not a Fan of Seafood | ? | =:) |
SA: pheres you put shrimp in gelatin.
SA: why in god's name did you put shrimp in gelatin.
RS: | I was Curious to See How It would Taste | ! |
RS: | Also | It is Not Just Shrimp | Obviously |
RS: | I Emulsified a Fish | for Flavour |
SA:
SA: 😖
RS: | =:) |
ID: have you... tried... it...?
RS: | You Know | If You are Coming Up to Retrieve the Gremlin | I can Make You a Plate for the Road |
RS: | Oh | No | Of Course Not |
SA: no please no
RS: | I'm not Eating It |
SA: i will have my bourbon salmon at my five star restaurant, thank you.
RS: | =:( |
RS: | Perhaps I have Poured Bourbon into This | Prisma |
RS: | You do not Know With Any Certainty |
RS: | Unless You Try It | ! |
SA: i said bourbon salmon not that I am an alcoholic.
RS: | Well | If This has a Fish | RS: | And It Has Bourbon |
ID: ...who did you. make this for...?
RS: | Is There Really a Difference Between the Bourbon Salmon |
RS: | And My Bourbon | Uh |
RS: | | |
SA: pheres... that's. not how cooking works.
RS: | Gelatin | Shrimp | Fish | Creation | ? |
RS: | Yes | Well | People Keep Telling Me That | But I have Yet to be Convinced |
RS: | =:P |
SA: i sent the reservation information, hadean.
SA: I have to go lie down before pheres stresses me out any further.
RS: | Oh | I'm only Teasing | RS: | I wouldn't Feed It to You | It was Made for Emerel's Viewing Pleasure | Don't Worry | =:) |
ID: hahah. i think you already spooked him off...
RS: | Oh | ! |
RS: | | I didn't Genuinely Upset Him | Did I | ? |
RS: | He is rather Difficult to Read | But I was only Teasing |
ID: i think your. creation just. upset his... refined palate.
ID: and he's had, uh. a long night to boot...
ID: so i wouldn't worry about it.
RS: | Oh | ! |
RS: | Ah | That's Unfortunate | RS: | Do Tell Him I was Joking | ? | If You Would | ? | I Hope He Feels Better Later |
ID: i'll pass the message along, he'll probably just request that you never cook him anything ever. dnw.
RS: | Hahaha | RS: | I can Cook | ! | I just | Choose to Experiment | It is More Fun that Way |
RS: | Are You Aware that You can Cook a Roast in the Microwave | ? | RS: | Or | Ah | The Revolving Radiation Machine | =:B |
ID: ahahah you might want to. post a picture next time you make something that looks nicer... so he can see.
ID: no. but i don't have much interaction with revolving radiation machines!
RS: | Ah | But What does He Consider Nice | ? |
RS: | That is the Question | ! |
RS: | Because He was Parading His Five Star Restaurant like A Badge of Merit | RS: | And I Have Eaten at Enough of Those | that I am Aware of the Sort of Things They Sell | RS: | I do not Make a Habit of Cooking Songbirds | Tragically | Sipara would Object | =:B |
ID: hahah he seems to like seafood i guess. i know he likes sushi.
ID: and sweet stuff. like desserts.
ID: and citrus.
RS: | Oh | Everyone loves Citrus | That hardly Counts |
RS: | But | I suppose I will Have to Strive to Impress Him with Something Nicer | Next Time | RS: | Some Sweet | Citrus | Desert | =:P |
RS: | Do You Cook | ? |
ID: i catch things and usually fry them on a fire. but i don't know if that... counts...
RS: | I don't See Why It Wouldn't |
ID: i dunno. i always think of cooking as... using an appliance. and spices.
RS: | Nonsense | RS: | I Mean | Yes | Spices are Lovely | But It is Still Cooking | RS: | They are Hardly Necessary to the Creation of a Meal |
RS: | Salads Don't Require Either of Those Things | And They still Constitute Cooking | RS: | | I Think | Haha |
ID: fair point. i. also think.
ID: =:P
RS: | =:B |
RS: | Are You Feeling Alright | ? |
RS: | Oh | That was Abrupt |
RS: | | Mm | The Question Remains |
ID: i mean. a little. but i don't have room to judge do i? =:P
ID: i'm. fine!
RS: | =:? |
RS: | Are You Certain | ? |
ID: i mean. mostly fine. wounded ego and all that stuff.
RS: | Yes | I Noticed That | RS: | You're being Meeker than Usual |
RS: | It doesn't especially Suit You | RS: | | =:/ | Is There Anything I Can Do to Help | ? |
ID: haah, no. it's fine! me and sips are gonna fix it. things'll be fine in. a few nights probably!
ID: and pris. pris is helping too.
RS: | Are They | ? | That's Good |
RS: | A Touch Alarming | Given Her Preference of Solutions | But | Well | RS: | I suppose That is the Three of You's Business | Haha |
ID: ...hahah, yeah. though in her defense she did not come up with the solution, merely... encouraged it?
ID: what are you up to now that your. masterpiece is complete...?
RS: | Oh | Should I Ask What Your Solution Is | ? | Haha |
ID: ....uh.
RS: | Mm | Don't Fret | I won't Ask Further |
RS: | If You Don't Want Me To |
RS has attached BONES.JPEG! It's a picture of a kitchen table that's been meticulously cleaned off and is covered in large white bracelets large enough to slip over a horn. Several have designs carved into them, and one is in the process of being carved, going by the dremel drill nearby.
ID: ahahah, just a little fight. nothing impressive.
ID: huh. that's neat. seems like a lot of work!
RS: | Oh | Haha | You are Like Sipara | Aren't You | ? | RS: | Mm | Be Careful | ! |
ID: dw, dw. nothing like a new fight to make you forget about the old one, right?
RS: | Yes | Well | That |- IS -| Her Philosophy | RS: | Haha |
RS: | It Is a Lot of Work | But It is Relaxing | And | It's Worth It | RS: | Considering How Specialised Most Horn Accessories have to Be |
ID: it's a good philosophy! =:P
ID: yeah that makes sense. is this a hobby for you?
RS: | It Is | ! | I Make My Jewelry | Haha | RS: | It Isn't As If I Have Any Other Use for All Of These Bones |
ID: are these for you then? or do you make them for other people?
RS: | I Make Them for Myself | Sipara Prefers Gold Jewelry |
RS: | And Emerel Only Wears Black | Haha | RS: | Would You Like One | ? | =:) | I Expect They could Fit You Well Enough |
ID: i think my rack has a lot going on already. but thanks for the offer! they do look nice.
RS: | Mm | Yes | RS: | I suppose There might Be Objections to My Attempting to Dress You Again | Given the Faire | as Well | =:P |
ID: hey, i was mostly alright with the outfit! =:P the vents did keep me cooler.
RS: | Mostly Alright | RS: | =:P |
RS: | Well | As Long as They Kept You Cool | Their Purpose was Well-Served | Haha | RS: | Are You Getting Along Well with Sipara | Then | ? |
ID: hey, it was a drastic step away from my usual t-shirt and jeans okay. mostly alright is as good as it gets.
ID: oh. uh, yeah! we're having fun.
IA: Hell-o every-one!
RS: | Is This Travelling Arrangement Permanent | ? | I am Just Curious | RS: | And | Hello | IA | ! | How are You | This Fine Night | ? | =:) |
ID: uh. i don't know about that. we didn't talk about it or anything...
ID: hi ia.
IA: I'm quite well, thank y-ou f-or asking! And y-ourself, RS?
IA: Hi ID! Did y-ou fight y-our friend yet?
ID: i wouldn't say he's a friend. =:P and not yet.
IA: I see.
RS: | Oh | My Apologies | ! | I am Not Trying to be Invasive | RS: | Merely Curious | But | Ah | I think I am Asking Too Many Questions Tonight | RS: | And It is Unkind | Given Your Nerves | So | Sorry | =:( |
RS: | I am Lovely | IA | Thank You for Asking | ! | RS: | Attempting a Night Without Work |
RS: | It is Not Going Entirely Well | I am Unsure How People Manage It | ! |
RS: | Although | I have Captured Two Infantile Meowbeasts | RS: | One Squirrel | and a Large Snake that were All Roaming Near My Matesprit's Hive | RS: | So That was a Touch of Excitement |
ID: ehh. it's fine...?
IA: D-o y-ou w-ork f-or a shelter? --Or animal c-ontr-ol, RS?
RS: | Ah | Your Text says One Thing | Hadean | RS: | But Your Love of Periods | Your Use of Uhs | and Your General Hesitance | RS: | Implies Otherwise | =:P | Haha |
RS: | And | No | I Don't | RS: | His Hive is Simply out in a Rural Area | So There are a Number of Small Animals | RS: | that Enjoy Attempting to Breach the Interior | and I'd Rather Kabiir Not Eat Them |
IA: --Oh n-o! That s-ounds very unpleasant f-or the kittens and squirrels and snakes. G-o-od j-ob keeping them safe!
RS: | | RS: | Thank You | ! | =:B |
RS: | You should Both Tell Me About Your Hobbies |
RS: | If I have Not Scared Hadean Off Entirely | Haha |
IA: I d-on't have many -outside -of w-ork I'm afraid. I'm a little b-oring :(
IA: I'm t-o-o much -of a w-orkah-olic, th-ough I d-o enj-oy watching tv s-ometimes, d-oes that c-ount?
ID: sorry to report not scared off! am checking in to a hotel tho.
RS: | Oh | Nonsense | ! | I am Sure You are Perfectly Fascinating | RS: | We all Think Ourselves Boring | After All | But That is Merely Over-Exposure at Work | =:B | RS: | Television Certainly Counts |
RS: | And | Oh | ! | What Sort of Hotel | ? |
RS: | Or | Well | Never Mind | RS: | Are You Two Already at The City | ? | ? |
ID: yeah. uh. it's a...
ID: ...it's a. really fucking nice hotel.
IA: That's g-o-od!
AA: he is lying. AA: it is the best fucking hotel i have evern seen, holy shit. they have G O L D D O O R K N O B S.
RS: | ? | Oh My | AA: G O L D D O O RN K N O B S.
ID: ...where's the room service stuff.
ID: i can't. imagine what the room service is like.
AA: (oh my god, i bet the rnoom sernvice ppl arne, like, fucking tela.)
AA: (tela.)
AA: ( T E A L S. )
IA: Check the bathr-o-om, d-o they have bubble p-orts built int-o the garden tubs?
IA: Th-ose are always my fav-orite and y-ou kn-ow y-ou have a g-o-od h-otel if they have th-ose.
ID: why are there two traps. man this is fancy.
AA: bc prnisma is considernate and wants to have a bathtub parnty, duh.
AA: you two can soak like fish and hollern acrnoss the hall. >:}
AA: it is B O N D I N G.
AA: .. shit, he needs to grnow out his headfluff so i can brnaid it.
AA: and y! therne arne bubble pornts. i think. wtf is a garnden tub.
ID: so are you saying you aren't gonna soak like a fish. =:P
IA: Ah, a garden tub is a very big, r-o-omy tub. Excellent t-o share and usually deep en-ough t-o, s-o t-o speak, s-oak like a fish.
ID: ....oh there's an outside.
SA: do you see the building with the amber dome?
ID: pris! uhhhh. yes.
SA: i am on the third floor from the top of that building, right set of four windows.
SA: hello.
AA: y, y. me and prni will rnotate tubs like schools of fish. orn w/e. obvs. >:P
AA: omg omg. AA: prniiiiiiiiiii. can you see the waving? >:}
ID: we are now both waving. =:P
SA: sort of.
SA: not really.
SA: I could get a scope out and then I could see you, however.
ID: oh well. we can see each other tomorow. for food.
SA: i will pick somewhere less awe-striking than the hotel. I don't wish to spoil you both 😂
ID: too late. the moment our fronds touched the golden doorknobs we were forever ruined.
AA: ^^^
IA: They're sp-oiled n-ow, Pris. They -only deserve the best n-ow.
SA: I didn't think they were solid gold...
SA: i did better than I thought. 😊
AA: it's trnue. >:P and you should totes pull out the scope, prni, and get a gandern of my totes sweet outfit. AA: like, N O RN M A L L Y, i'm like, all against folks pointing guns, but it's wornth it. since yrn not overn herne.
AA: it has a headband!!
ID: i do like the headband.
ID: soon i too will have a sweet outfit. we can all look sweet together.
SA: Maybe I will then.
SA: Hang on.
SA: yes I see you now.
SA: look at you.
SA: adorable
SA: I'm happy you're here in the city finally
IA: This is such a sweet c-onversati-on.
IA: I'm s-o glad f-or all -of y-ou t-o meet!
SA: yes.
SA: ❤
AA: 💚
IA: Are y-ou guys dating? :)
ID: sorry it took us a while pris. =:P 💚
AA: uh. uhhhhhhhh.
ID: are you both cheating on me with each other? =:'(
ID: i'm crushed.
AA: n, soz, as much as i love, like, havin' _two_ dudes hanging off my arnm.. AA: they'rne not prnetty enough.
AA: hads has only got hairn down to his ass. like, n, ankle orn bust, gtfo.
SA: i'm plenty pretty.
IA: --Oh, I'm s-orry, I was aiming that for SA and ID. I ap-ol-ogize!
SA: oh.
ID: man i knew all those trims i did weren't worth it-
IA: Y-ou b-oth seem very cl-ose and y-ou send each -other a l-ot -of hearts.
ID: oh man sorry sips you aren't in this ship anymore. time to drown.
AA: y, prni, yrn the prnettiest yellow at the ball. it is trnue. but -- AA: whaaat? gdi.
AA: stfu, hads, i'm gonna drnown both of you in the tubs in a jealous rnage now.
IA: N-ot t-o menti-on y-ou guys seem t-o talk with a sense -of tenderness ab-out and t-o each -other.
AA: that's totes how they do it, rnight?
SA: drowning is not the way I wanted to die.
IA: I didn't want t-o assume s-o I th-ought it'd be safe to ask.
ID: at least choke me out with a belt sips jeesh.
AA: n. if i cull you the way you want to, it's not a jealous rnage, duh.
AA: then it's just fucked up pitch.
AA: and who wants _that_. >:P
SA: do you want to consider Hadean's past reactions to things or are you happy assuming he wouldnt
SA: and no.
ID: wow rude.
SA: it's what i am here for.
SA: how are you tonight, IA.
AA: lmfao.
ID: if there's no green heart coming i'm gonna punch you- i'm punching you. =:'(
SA: --
SA: 💚
SA: do not punch me with your one arm.
AA: iiiiiiiii'm gonna go get some food. bbl, loserns.
SA: oh, see you later sipara.
ID: pick me up something. =:P
AA: n. >:}
IA: G-o-odbye! :)
ID: =>:'(
SA: ... is Sipara okay
ID: i hope so. =>:( since you said this is the city of violence and crime and nasty shit....
SA: ah.
SA: that too
SA: I have picked out a creperie for tomorrow
SA: also
ID: oh cool. uh is it close? or are you gonna come here and bring us... there.
SA: I only have one motorcycle and it is unsafe to move more than one other person on it
SA: we can walk, or I can call a car
SA: it is up to you two
ID: i'm sure we can walk.
ID: though hey you and sip both have bikes. neat.
SA: oh does she have one too? I thought she just had the truck?
ID: the bike can only fit so many trolls.
SA,: well yes 😛
ID: i'll wait up for her to get back here. hopefully it just took her a while to find a place that was affordable to eat...
SA: okay. Let me know when she comes back 😦
SA: I'd offer to talk until then but I don't really have anything to say.
SA: I can't believe i am getting a gremlin baby
ID: i will.
ID: that counts as something to say. what are you gonna... name it?
SA: ...I don't know.
SA: I could just. remain calling it gremlin.
SA: i could call it cupcake.
ID: well. time to think up a name before you get it.
SA: i want it to be cute.... that's all i know.
SA: it's so hideous it's name has to balance out it's ugliness.
SA: like sweetiepie gumdrop
ID: pffff. sweetie for short?
SA: Yes. Or gummy.
SA: i suppose gummy better fits you now though how many times you've been through the grinder in the last few days.
SA: how is your lip.
SA: is it no longer gummy
ID: =:P thanks pris.
ID: my lip healed up first. that was just... surface damage.
SA: it looked horrid though 😦 but mouth injuries usually do.
SA: i'm glad it's better.
ID: that's the fun of mouths! they bleed on everything.
AA: mouth injurnies arne the wooooornst. AA: 2bad you don't scarn, hads, orn you could've had a wicked sweet one.
SA: noses too.
SA: and if you're extremely talented.
SA: eyes.
SA: oh--
SA: sipara, hello.
SA: i was worried.
ID: man don't remind me of what could have been sips. =:'( also yes. we were worried.
AA: ?????
AA: dnw, dudes, i did not get mugged by any mean grneenies. >:}
ID: =:P or snatched up for who knows what. good!
SA: or blue bloods. mafias here like blue hires.
AA: lmfao. i don't sparnk enough forn that. >:P totes no good forn kidnapping, soz. AA: i did, howevern, mug a grneenie forn baked goods. AA: i come bearning D O N U T S.
AA: ... why do you have mafias??
AA: >:?
SA: what sort of domuts?
SA: because Provenance is riddled with criminal courts and mobs. they run the city.
AA: oh, shit. dornuts* AA: ty, ty.
ID: awww, and here i thought you said no to bringing me food. 💚
ID: man make sure you guys chain me up at day or else i might get stolen.
SA: only if they know where you are. Also they will take you and the chain with them.
SA: fun!
SA: you had mercy on him, sipara.
SA: a saint.
AA: n, hads, dn get me wrnong. AA: i brnought donuts, i didn't say you got to fucking eat 'em. >:P they arne for prni. duuuh. AA: 💚
SA: 😂
SA: eat one for me, sipara.
ID: =>:'(
AA: and wtf, wherne arne yrn legislacernatorns??
ID: maybe the mean mafia trolls will bribe me in to their cart with donuts.
SA: i'll give you all the "low down" when we are in my loft.
SA: if you wish.
SA: let us just say the police here are seldom better than the courts.
SA: there is a reason vigilant business like mine is so successful.
AA: laaaaaame. AA: temasek's a hole, but at least, like, the imps keep it fucking clean. >:{
SA: the only good police are in West Haven -- where almost no lowbloods actually stay.
SA: so it is moot.
ID: ...that's where we are right.
SA: 🤷
SA: yes.
SA: Unless you go to Port Solais and stir up trouble you should be fine. I was mostly exaggerating.
SA: but we do have "wake up in tubs of ice" stories.
ID: i thought we stuck out. =:P i thought it was our stunning personalities.
AA: lmfao. y, ditto. AA: thought the looks werne forn ourn grn8 looks. >:}
SA: yes they're fond of that.
SA: they will do it in restaurants too, at certain times or a tcertain ones.
SA: it isn't that West Haven is exclusively high blooded, but rather low bloods are only in it to work usually.
ID: ahh, highbloods. they never change.
SA: they do not.
SA: i still am trying to recover from the one who was
SA: very worried about my face
SA: while simulanteously handing me a bounty countract.
SA: yes, I need your sympathy and pity while you also throw me to the dogs to catch you ex quad.
SA; tell me more about what a poor baby i am.
ID: you're just too cute pris. but also useful. it's a hard balance for a poor charmed troll!
AA: shit, you two arne just rnegularn old pitybait.
SA: maybe if i get cracked in the face again i'll look "rugged" enough to deter their cooing.
SA: aren't we?
ID: only sips' mangled body can protect us now.
ID: awesomely mangled, btw.
AA: .. shit, you can't do what i do, neithern, can you? AA: b/c you'd get squicked if you went and hit on anyone pitch.
AA: starnt wearning a moirnail rning and tell 'em yrn taken. >:}
ID: oh, yeah. the rings thing.
SA: i don't think it would help.
SA: these are usually the sort of people who look at you and say
SA: well no one has to know, right.
SA: don't you want to have fun.
SA: 😐
SA: and then they reach for my thigh and it gets very awkward when i break their nose into their skull
SA: am I joking.
SA: am i serious.
SA: we will never know.
AA: make it fuchsia. come up with a hot heirness gillhead who's 2jelly not to call you on the hourn. AA: orn -- whoa wait what.
AA: ... idc if yrn joking orn srns.
AA: we should totes cull someone anyway. >:P
SA: 👀
SA: i would rather have a real quadrant than make one up.
SA: also let's avoid a group murder activity.
SA; I would like to show you all how nice Provenance is. When. people aren't dying.
AA: aww. i thought that was how we'rne gonna bond. >:"{
ID: damn, gotta put away my knives now. =:(
SA: ...
SA: 😮
SA: i must rest.
SA: goodlight. ❤
AA: light, dude. 💚
ID: oh, okay. light. =:) 💚
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