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#writing a counter response for my eeoc charge
caterjunes · 1 year
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me: okay brain. listen. we're almost out of milk. we have to order groceries. can we please figure out literally one real thing to have for lunch, brain. one thing that is not "apple and peanut butter," "a smoothie," "yogurt & granola," or "chips and salsa." anything.
brain: what if we died instead
me: no we're not doing that anymore. can we try a bagel?
brain: DISGUSTING. die.
me: no bagels, fine. how about a sandwich?
brain: with what on it
me: uh-
brain: IMPOSSIBLE. think about how awful that would feel in your mouth.
me: i don't want to-
brain: Think About It.
me: ...yeah that would feel awful. do you have any ideas?
brain: die. die. die.
me: please stop
brain: no. die. die. die.
me: apples and peanut butter it is i guess
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