#wrtco incorrect quotes

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Ashido: Guys! Aizawa-sensei won't come out of the hallway!

Sero: What's wrong?

Ashido: I dunno. I think he's angsting over his tragic backstory.

Kirishima: Again? What do we do?

Midoriya: Hmm... tell him I said something.

Ashido: Like what?

Midoriya: Anything factually incorrect. It should snap him out of it.

*(spongebob voice) two seconds later*

Aizawa, bursting in: Midoriya, did you just say that the Sun is a fucking planet-

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*Emotional Trauma Olympics*

Aizawa: Go big or go home.

Tensei: Shou. Shou, we're begging you. Just this once, go home!

Nemuri: Go home, damn it!

Aizawa, having a dramatic flashback: I'm going big.

Nemuri: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT-

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Aizawa, to Class 1-A: Be gay, stop crime. Regularly angst over the deaths of your lovers who've been dead for over a decade and never even consider going to therapy for the sake of the plot.

1-A: ...

Sero: ...what?

Midoriya, ignoring his own trauma: No, no. He has a point.

Shouto, also ignoring his trauma: Continue.

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Nemuri: We have fun, don't we, Shou?

Aizawa: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life. I have, like, three nightmares per night.

Tensei: Go to therapy.

Aizawa: But the plot-

Nemuri: Nope. Fuck the plot. Go to therapy.

Aizawa: Damn it.

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Aizawa, in a staff meeting: I think the policy should be if you see something, say something.

Nemuri: I saw five cats yesterday!

Aizawa: Correct. Exactly what I mean.

Powerloader: You just want to hear all our cat stories.

Aizawa: Illogical.

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Aizawa, clothes still smoking: Okay, did everyone learn their lesson?

Eda: Nope!

Luz: I, uh- maybe? Oh, nope. Just checked. That's a no.

King: I've never learned a lesson in my life!

Aizawa: Dear god- Nem? Ten? How about you, heroes who are supposed to know better?

Nemuri, trying to piss him off: *grins* Not at all.

Tensei, also trying to piss him off: I did not.

Aizawa: *slams his head against the wall, muffled screaming*

Nemuri: Whoops.

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Aizawa: Okay, where are Eda, Luz, Nemuri, and King? Did they go somewhere?

Tensei: They're playing hide and seek.

Aizawa: Where?

Tensei: I don't think you know how this game works, Shou.

Aizawa:

Aizawa: Are you fucking serious?

Tensei: No.

Tensei: I'm Tensei.

Aizawa: Why you little-

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Nemuri: Listen. Do you have nightmares?

Aizawa: Yep.

Nemuri: And it's actively impeding your health and mental state.

Aizawa: Yeah.

Nemuri: You can't fully function or live happily while this is happening, and if that's the case, then therapy is a good idea.

Aizawa: That makes sense to me.

Nemuri: So you need therapy.

Aizawa: No.

Nemuri:

Nemuri: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE-

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Tensei: Alright, Shou, what are your goals?

Aizawa: To pet all the cats.

Tensei: No, I mean fitness goals.

Aizawa: To run fast enough to pet all the cats.

Tensei: *sigh*

Nemuri: Wait a second...

Tensei: That's not how cats work.

Nemuri: And Shouta KNOWS that that's not how cats work.

Aizawa: Uh-

Nemuri: IMPOSTER!!! *tackles him*

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Merry No Longer Christmas! Have a meme.

Luz: *fighting a monster*

Aizawa: Just stay calm! We already have everything we need to beat it!

Luz, dodging: The power of friendship?

Eda: What? No, kid! Weapons!

Aizawa: Yeah- WHERE DID YOU GET A FLAMETHROWER?!

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Ch. 4 Spoilers

Chapter 4 be like

Eda: Hey, why do you come over so often?

Aizawa: I can explain.

King: Caaaaaan you?

Aizawa, shoving his trauma behind a tree: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Luz: Guys, guys! Did you know that if you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes way funnier?

Nemuri: Like... violently eats cereal?

Luz: Yeah!

Eda: Violently sells a lamp.

Tensei: Violently does paperwork.

Gus: Violently questions the meaning of life.

Luz: Violently reads a book.

Nemuri: Oh! Shouta, you do one!

Aizawa: No.

Nemuri: Oh, come on. Shouta! Shouta!

Nemuri and Tensei: Shouta, Shouta, Shouta-!

Aizawa: Fine! Violently murders you both for wasting my time.

Everyone:

Luz: Violently worries about the previous statement.

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Incorrect Quotes Generator 2: Electric Boogaloo

Aizawa: Are we really going to let Eda keep Luz?

Nemuri: *shrugs* We kept Tensei.

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So, I was browsing an incorrect quote generator, and I got this:

Aizawa: Nemuri was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Nemuri: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.

Aizawa: Nemuri, you ate a chair.

This is glorious.

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Aizawa: I have two dead boyfriends I'm going to try to bring back to life with necromancy.

Owlbert, tapping frantically: Why are you telling me this?

Aizawa: Plot.

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Nemuri: You ever wonder why we're here?

Aizawa: I've always wondered that. Do we exist just to suffer? Will our lives ever have any meaning? Is there really any god?

Nemuri:

Nemuri: No, I meant why are we out here? Our lunch break has been over for an hour.

Aizawa, crying: Oh.

Aizawa, realizing he's missing class: OH FUCK

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