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parkercore-69 · 5 months
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me offhandedly telling a friend that i’d really like to get a few of the saw dvds from cex to add to my dvd collection but being unable to due to complications with being a minor who can’t by 18s alone, to which she responded “yeah but is it really a matter of life or death??” while i sat mouth agape gawking at the audacity she had to say such a thing.
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cat-arsenal · 2 years
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Huxley x Lasko Weedfic Part 2
Contains: weed, making out, Lord of the Rings, injury mention, silly bois in love
“Have you really never seen it before?” Lasko asks as he slides the disc into the DVD player. Behind him, Huxley shrugs.
“Maybe once, when it came out? But I don’t remember like, anything about it.”
“It’s my favorite,” Lasko says, for maybe the fourth time in the last hour. Huxley laughs gently and holds out his arms, making grabby hands.
“I know, babe. C’mere.”
Lasko flushes but grins, making his way around the coffee table to settle in Huxley’s lap and hug him tightly. He lets out a contented sigh before murmuring, “You’ll love it. A-at least I hope you will.” Huxley gives him a squeeze.
“I will. You love it, and I always like the movies and games you show me.”
Lasko smiles. He hasn’t really stopped smiling since Huxley arrived for their “Lord of the Rings Marathon Date.” He’s so excited to share this with him.
He stands up and takes a quick inventory: The Lord of the Rings trilogy box set, popcorn, an assortment of drinks, some still-warm cookies, a few bags of chips, a candy bar, a fresh blunt, a plush blanket, and a wonderful boyfriend.
He laughs to himself, and Huxley tilts his head with a curious smile.
“What’s up?”
“I’m just happy,” Lasko says. He grabs the remote and rejoins Huxley on the couch, beside him this time, handing him the blunt, which Huxley lights.
“Thank you, Lasko,” he says before taking a deep drag.
“Y-y-you’re welcome,” Lasko mumbles, cheeks warm as he watches Huxley smoke. Huxley takes a second hit, releasing it with a sigh, and watches Lasko watch him, amused.
“Want some?” The question is barely out before Lasko breathes a “yeah” and slides into his space. He wants the weed, yes, but not nearly as much as he wants Huxley.
They had long dropped the pretense of “just smoking,” skipping past leaving space between their lips and going directly to eager kisses whenever they shotgun. Huxley pushes the smoke into Lasko’s mouth, followed by his tongue, and Lasko moans and presses closer. He can never seem to get close enough.
After a few minutes of making out, during which Lasko had half climbed into Huxley’s lap, hands in his hair and shirt, Huxley pulls away, chuckling at Lasko’s whine.
“Why--”
“Don’t wanna miss the movie.” He flicks his gaze toward the television, where the start menu has been looping for a while. Lasko lets out a little “oh” and sits back, straightening his clothes and hair with a red face.
“I-I’m sorry. I got carried away and s-s-sort o-of forgot.” Huxley cups his chin, gently encouraging Lasko to meet his gaze.
“Hey,” he says softly. “You don’t have to be sorry, man. I love kissing you. But you planned all this out and I don’t want it to go to waste, you know? But if you’d rather make out, we can definitely do that. You know me. I’m fine with whatever you wanna do.”
“Yeah,” Lasko says quietly, reaching up to hold Huxley’s hand with a small smile. “Thank you, Hux. I-I do want to share this with you. It’s important to me, and you’re important to me, so, um. Yeah.” He laughs a little. Huxley smiles and presses a gentle kiss to his forehead.
“You’re important to me, too, dude. Now let’s watch! I wanna see all the cool effects you told me about.”
Huxley is maybe the only person on the planet who doesn’t know all the Lord of the Rings lore and trivia, which means Lasko is free to rattle it off to him whenever the opportunity arises. They make sure to pause the movie so they don’t miss anything, then Lasko explains about the scenes, the actors, the differences between the films and books, and answers any questions Huxley might have about how something was done or what something means.
“--and he actually broke his toe in this shot--”
“No way!”
They’re up until the early hours, flipping through the DVD extras and looking at memes, until eventually they turn everything off and retreat to the bedroom so they don’t wind up stiff from sleeping on the couch (again.)
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maggyoutthere · 3 years
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It's funny how I'm actually putting effort on this. I'm putting actual effort on a shitpost.
Anyways I said I'd write a bad sonic creepypasta so here it is. Here's the catch: I like how its turning out so imma make it a 2-pary story. This is the first part. It doesn't have any scary shit but it has the basics for a shitty creepypasta: someone gets a old pirated/unreleased/defective game and tries them out despite getting warned that bad shit might happen.
Again I'm not a fluent English speaker so expect some grammar error and stuff like that ._.,
So ladies, gentlemen and non-bis, I present to you-
Sonic: Battle of Metal and Blood (Part 1)
Synopsis: Teen gets nostalgic mid-quarentine and starts playing old Sonic games. She asks for some cheat codes and shit happens.
So for context; I'm a 17 year old girl stuck home because of quarantine.
It had been 4 or 5 months since the virus sent everyone home. Students were playing Animal Crossing and DOOM all day to fill in the summer hours since no one could go outside. I never liked going to the beach so I was never really bothered by it.
Like many people, I found myself going back in time to easier phases of my life. I was rewatching old cartoon shows from my childhood, getting into MCR and P!ATD and just living in pure nostalgia. I also started getting into gaming again, even going to the point of setting up my Wii again just to play Epic Mickey, but I didn't exactly grow up with the Wii. I was more of a Playstation kid, so much that me and my bro got a Playstation 2 from our cousin when he eventually bought the 3rd one for himself.
My cousin was older than us; I remember him being 16 or 17 when I was like 12, so he was kind of our gaming hero. If there was a level in Crash Bandicoot we couldn't beat, we'd call my cousin and he'd do it in 15 minutes. He knew all the cheat codes, all the secret levels and extra content for the games he had; he was like a genius to me and my lil bro, so when he gave us his old Playstation 2 and games me and my sibling knew we were in for a treat.
We got this Sonic Gems Collection for the Playstation 2 from him. It's like a port of various older Sonic games like Sonic CD, Sonic The Fighters, Sonic R and so on. I grew up playing that game, especially Sonic The Fighters since I wasn't very good at the racing games.
I still had a working controller and a lot of free time so I asked my bro for help setting up the console. The thing was so dusty I was actually scared it wasn't going to work. We clicked the power button and the light on the console turned on. Me and my brother held our breaths as we put the DVD in the console and crossed our fingers. As the screen lit up with the SEGA logo and music started playing, I just hugged him and cheered. He set up the console in my room so I could play without having to go to his room (he was the one keeping all the electronic stuff) and told me to have fun.
I didn't even know where to start. There was so much I wanted to play now that I actually knew what I was doing. I thought about starting with my favourite one out of the bunch: Sonic CD. I'm a sucker for the retro 2D pixel games so that was a must. It was better than what I remembered; the music was so catchy and the art style was vibrant and it stood out from a lot of games nowadays that go for a washed out "hyper realistic" look.
As I kept playing, I eventually reached the level where Amy tags along with Sonic for a while before Metal Sonic bursts through a wall and kidnaps her. Oh yeah, Metal Sonic was a thing. I remembered him from Sonic R and Sonic The Fighters - and the fact he was in the fucking cover art of the DVD case. I absolutely loved the fucker in the games though. He had a cool design, and the idea of the villain being a copy of the hero gone wrong was so interesting to me at the time.
I ended up passing the level and even making it to Stardust Speedway. I was sweating since I'd never come this far at any game. My bro was there cheering me as I tried not falling on spikes or getting hit by Metal Sonic's attacks. I ended up making it till the end on top, but it was kinda sad seeing Metal crash face-first against the door like that.
I was done with that for a while, so I went ahead and played Sonic R and Sonic The Fighters for nostalgia. Again, the fucker was there, either as a boss or as an unlockable character. I ended up noticing how there were a bunch of games missing. There were empty grayed slots with question marks instead of the game titles. I couldn't understand if the game was broken or if there was something I was supposed to do, so I called my cousin in hope he would somewhat tell me what to do. He ended up explaining how the game made you complete all the other games to unlock new ones. I thought that was kinda stupid so I asked him if he had any cheat codes or something to make the whole thing available. He told me he was going to dig up his old stuff and ring me again if he found anything.
A few hours later, he sent me a message telling me he'd found something that should work. He told me he did have a cheat code but he thought it was best if I didn't do it. Here's the transcript from his message.
"There's something that might work but it's kinda weird. I got this memory card from a friend of mine and he said this should unlock all the hidden contents within the disc, but when I tried it some weird shit started happening. Most of the sonic games were unplayable no matter how many times I restarted the console or cleaned the disc. There should be an extra game slot but that's just a glitch. Something about the system trying to make up storage for the extra code. Just don't click on anything that looks like a glitch and you should be golden"
Well that was a bit discouraging, but we agreed to meet that afternoon so he could give me the memory card.
When I got home and plugged the cartridge into the slot on the console, I was kinda scared. What if the thing exploded or something? I gave it a try and the thing actually worked! As I clicked on the games section, everything was there! There were some vectorman games but I didn't know who that was at the time so I didn't really care about them. What I was more interested in was the museum. There were a bunch of unlockable promotional art and illustrations there that I never got to see as a kid, so you could imagine how joyful I was when I saw the museum section filled with pages upon pages of illustrations and renderings of the games. Some of them weren't even on the Gems Collection like some screenshots of Sonic Heroes.
I went back on the game menu and was surprised to see another game entry below all the vectorman ones. It was called "Sonic: Battle of Metal and Blood". What the hell was this? It surely wasn't in the cover art and a quick google search turned up nothing. Was it a glitch? It couldn't be; it looked too clean and intentionally made to be a glitch, not to mention that whole game titles don't just appear out of thin air. Game or not, something was programmed in there. I concluded it was probably someone's fan project that was in the memory card my cousin gave me. Why hadn't he mentioned it though?
I was too curious to turn down a mystery like this one, so I got up first to make a cup of coffee since it was already getting late. As I returned from the kitchen, I remembered to look at the synopsis of the game. I can't remember exactly what it said but it was something along the lines of:
"In this sequel to the famous Sonic CD, step in the shoes of Sonic's friends as they face their biggest challenge yet. Control Amy Rose and Miles "Tails" Prower and fight against the metallic faker himself, Metal Sonic, and stop him before he puts his plan to become the only Sonic in action"
Woah, that sounded exciting; I wasted no time. I got all cozy, kept my cup of coffee next to me
And pressed START.
To be continued in part 2
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sassy-losechester · 7 years
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Pranks (Part 5)
Pairing: Gabriel x Reader
Words: 2.8K 
Summary: Date night!
Warnings: Swearing, angst (there is lots of fluff though!), being assholes. 
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“Holy shit,” you whispered under your breath. Gabriel snickered as the two of you walked up to the restaurant, “This place is way too nice.”
He held the door open for you, bowing as you went past, “It’s supposed to be that way. First date and all,” he wiggled his eyebrows.
Turning to Gabriel as you waited for the hostess, you looked at him being serious, “Do you think they’ll have chicken strips and French fries?”
He covered his mouth trying to stifle his laugh, “I’m sure they’re going to be extra fancy chicken strips and French fries. They probably call them chicken goujons and pommes de terre frites.”
Looking at him in awe, “That sounds amazing. I want that,” you cracked a smile and began laughing.
“Come on sugar,” Gabriel took your hand leading you to the hostess’s podium, “We have reservations for two.”
The hostess didn’t look up from her book, “Name?”
“Y/N Y/L/N,” you responded.
She wrote something in her book quickly, “Follow me,” she curtly replied and lead you and Gabriel to a table. It wasn’t in the center of the restaurant, which you were thankful for. Instead it was one of the tables near the wall.
Gabriel pulled out your chair for you, “Why thank you,” you replied. Sitting down a loud fart noise came out from under you. In an instant, your cheeks turned bright red. The hostess looked down at you, like you’d just offended her.
“Your server will be with you momentarily.”
“Sorry my hunny here gets a little winded when she’s excited,” Gabriel rested his hands on your shoulders. As the hostess walked away he whispered in your ear, “I told you not to get into a prank war with me.”
Your hand covered your face. A small part of you was embarrassed but you were mostly impressed. That was not something you would have thought of. You checked underneath you butt for the whoopee cushion. Gabriel sat across from you, “Oh no sugar,” he pulled a small machine from the inside of his jacket, “They make whoopee cushions cooler now.”
Reaching across the table you grabbed the black machine, “This is so cool!” you exclaimed loudly. A couple sitting near the two of you shushed you. Your eyes widened at them, “Sorry!”
Setting the whoopee cushion machine on the table you shook your head, “You brought an electronic whoopee cushion on our date.”
“Is that bad?”
You looked up at him, smiling at him, “No, the exact opposite really. Very good.”
“Hello, welcome to Donnie’s,” A waitress came up to the table handing you both menus, “Before you look over the menu could I start you off with something to drink?”
Slightly leaning forward, you looked at the drink menu, “Do you have chocolate milk?”
She looked at you puzzled, “We do.”
“Perfect. Can I have a huge ass glass of chocolate milk?”
You looked at Gabriel, he looked amused by your choice of drink, “I was going to have a bourbon but can I have a chocolate milk too?”
“I’ll be back with your drinks,” the waitress replied flatly.
“What do you say to desserts first?” You questioned not looking up from the menu. Across the table Gabriel dropped the menu, it fumbled in his hands before landing on the floor, “You okay?”
Gabriel picked up the menu, his cheeks were flushed, “Marry me.”
You stared back at him, “Maybe later. I’m hungry.”
Before you could look at the dessert menu the waitress was back with yours and Gabriel’s chocolate milk, “Have you decided on what you’d like?”
“Yes. Could I start off with the White Chocolate Cheesecake with Brandy sauce?”
Gabriel perked up, “That sounds good. Can I get the Chocolate Lava Cake?”
The waitress switched between staring and you and then at Gabriel. Finally, she spoke slowly, “You want dessert first?”
“Honestly I could go for a three-course meal of just desserts.”
“I’ll be back with your desserts,” she snapped the book close and walked away. You couldn’t help yourself but as she walked away you pressed the button on the whoopee cushion machine.The automated fart was loud and went on a lot longer than it was intended to. She stopped in her tracks and glared at you before walking away.
Gabriel was looking at you with an amused expression on his face, “We’re gunna get kicked out of here.”
It hadn’t dawned on you until now that there could be a possibility of that. You glanced at the menu again, “They don’t even have chicken goujons or fries.”
On the other side of the restaurant you saw your waitress and another woman coming towards you, “Oh shit,” you whispered.
Gabriel looked over in the direction you were staring. Standing up he held out his hand, “Well that’s our cue. This place is stuck up anyways.”
Before you took his hand you took a large gulp of the chocolate milk. You almost gagged at the taste, “Fuck that’s nasty,” grabbing ahold of his hand the two of you ran from the place.
Gabriel and you ran away from the restaurant, you were amazing that you hadn’t fallen yet the heels you had on gave you an extra three inches of height, “Gabriel, stop,” You slowed down to a stop. He asked if you were okay, “I’m fine. But I don’t think they’re chasing us. Don’t want to break my ankle running in these things.”
You stood there for a few minutes catching your breath, damn I’m out of shape, you thought. Every time you and Gabriel made eye contact with each other you the two of you started laughing, “Best date I’ve ever been on,” Gabriel spoke, “You good?”
Nodding your head, you let Gabriel lead the way. You had asked him several times where you two were going but he just said it’s a surprise.
After walking several blocks food trucks appeared in the distant, “Oh you’re a man of my heart,” you said looking at Gabriel, “I like this better than that snarky place.”
He smiled, “I hoped you’d like this. This was where I wanted to take you on our next date.”
“That’s a bit bold.”
Gabriel shrugged his shoulders, “Yeah well, I’m enjoying this.”
He led you to a chicken themed food truck, “Still want those chicken strips and fries?”
You nodded your head eagerly. This was the most adventurous and different date that you’d ever been on and you loved it.  
As the night went on, he held you hand and asked you questions about yourself and you did the same. Without warning you were back at your apartment building. Your eyes widened not realizing the night was about to come to an end, “Want to come up for a little bit?”
“I’d love too,” Gabriel replied holding the door open for you once you’d unlocked it.
Gabriel’s hands were roaming over your body. While one was moving up and down on your back the other was pulling you in close so there was no space between the two of you. Breaking away the kiss you stepped away from Gabriel realizing what you were doing. Your dress had been thrown across the room, it was laying on the couch, “We’ve only been on one date. I don’t sleep with guys after one date.”
“I’m saying we’ve been on three,” Gabriel replied pulling you in closer, “Helping you prank Professor Sterling we went to get ice cream afterwards. The second as you and I in your office while you were writing that test. The third one, it’s still going on right now.”
“It’d only be two, you laid on my couch while I was stressing about that test.”
“Hey I brought doughnuts. I’m saying it was a date.” Resting your head on his chest, a barely audible sigh left your lips. Gabriel kissed the top of your head, “As much as I’d love to have sex with you, I’m fine with waiting.”
You lifted your head up, “Really?”
He nodded his head briefly, “I’d be a giant bag of dicks if I was upset by not getting laid. I’m a grown ass man, I can wait.”
“You’re an angel.”
“I know,” He replied squeezing you tight, you wrapped your arms around his waist and squeezed back. Anytime you were hugged by him you were left feeling like you were content, happy, less stressed. You found yourself becoming addicted to his hugs.
The two of you stayed like that, it felt like it was hours. Much to your disapproval he let go of you, “I should get going. Let you get dressed.”
Before he could move you grabbed ahold of his hand, looking at the clock quickly you smiled up at Gabriel, “Or you can stay. I’ll get dressed and we can watch a movie? It’s only ten o’clock. Plenty of time to do something before either one of us pass out.”
“That sounds a lot better than what I had planned.”
You instructed Gabriel to pick out any movie from your collection of DVD’s. You ran into your bedroom and dug through the mess of clothes trying to find some comfortable clothes. Giving a tee shirt a sniff check, it smelled clean, you threw it on and put on a pair of your Springfield University sweatpants. Since you’d been at this college you had collected many Springfield university shirts and sweatpants.
Walking back into the living room you noted Gabriel’s jacket was draped over one of the kitchen chairs. Looking at the television the opening scene of Super Troopers unfolded in front of you, “Awesome,” you said aloud and jumped on the couch.
“This okay?”
“This is perfect. One of my favorite movies.” Grabbing the blanket you had used the night before you tossed it over your own body before cuddling up to Gabriel. As soon as you were settled in he grabbed part of the blanket and laid it over him.
Gabriel and you fell into a silence as you watched to movie, the movie was halfway over before you spoke, “I really like you Gabriel,” you looked up at him.
“I really like you too,” Gabriel replied, his fingers ran through your hair.
You closed your eyes for a brief second enjoying the moment. Opening your eyes, you looked into Gabriel’s golden colored eyes, “Wanna be a boyfriend?”
It was Gabriel’s turn to react. He closed his eyes, shook his head, and laughed, “You are something else,” he replied looked down at you. Raising your eyebrow at him, you feared that he was going to say no. After all you only knew each other for a month now and most of your interactions had been over a text message or while you two were working, but it felt right, “I would love to be your boyfriend.”
He leaned forward, his body crouching at a weird angle, and gave you a brief kiss, “Watch the movie sugar, it’s just getting good.”
Before the movie ended you had passed out in Gabriel’s lap, your arm was draping above your head as you held onto your boyfriend’s hand, both of your fingers interlaced together.
“Hey sugar, wake up sleepyhead.”
You let out a groan trying to stretch yourself out, you couldn’t, a body was blocking you from doing so. Peaking your eyes open you saw Gabriel looked at you with an amused expression, “Shit I fell asleep.”
“It’s all good. So did I,” you wrapped your arm around his torso. You weren’t sure how the two of you had gotten into the position you were in, but you didn’t mind. He was so nice and warm to sleep against, your own personal heater, “Your phones been going ringing nonstop for the last ten minutes.”
Gabriel handed your phone letting you check it. Sixteen missed calls and twenty-seven unread text messages. In an instant, you were sitting up checking the messages. They were all from Taylor. You scrolled through most of them, she didn’t say what she needed just that you needed to call her, “It’s Taylor. I’m gunna see what happened.”
“If it’s alright I’ll go get coffee from that shop you like?” Gabriel asked. You nodded your head, not hearing what else he said before leaving your apartment.
When the door clicked you called Taylor back, she picked up on the first ring, “Hey what’s the emergency?”
“I need to talk to you. I’m just outside your apartment building.”
Taylor sounded off, not like her usual cheery self, “Okay. I’ll ring you in.”
“Kay, I’ll see you in a few minutes.”
Soon the buzzer was going off in your apartment, pushing the ‘open’ button you buzzed Taylor in. The door was unlocked, you paced from the living room to the kitchen waiting for her to get to your place. After what felt like an eternity she had finally made it to your place.
“Taylor!” You wrapped her in a hug, holding her tightly. When she didn’t hug you back you let go of her, “What’s wrong?”
She didn’t look at you directly, instead she looked around you. Taylor spotted Gabriel’s jacket he had worn last night, “He’s here?”
“No, he went to get coffee.”
Taylor took a deep breath, everything about her was off, even the way she stood, “I need to tell you something before I go back home.”
You waited her response, but one never came, “Okay?” you finally said, “Whatever it is I’m positive you and I can fix it.”
“I don’t think that’d be possible,” she whispered, not looking up, “Y/N, I love you and I mean well but I don’t think you should see Gabriel anymore.”
You stood in front of Taylor, looking at her like she had just lost her mind, “What?”
She crossed her arms over her chest, “You heard what I said.”
“I did! But I just don’t get why, a few days ago you said that he sounded good for me. What changed your mind?” You watched her stay still, unmoving.
“He’s a janitor,” Taylor replied.
You were unsure how to react, the person in front of you was not acting like your best friend, “So? You dated a stripper!”
“I just don’t like him, he seems like he’s hiding something,” Taylor shifted her weight from one foot to the other. She held her index finger up at you as you opened your mouth, “I bumped into him on Thursday and he doesn’t seem like the guy you talk about.”
“That’s bullshit and a terrible excuse to not like someone,” You began pacing around your living room, “We had a lovely date last night and you just barge in here this morning to tell me you don’t like me. What the hell kind of friend does that?”
“Your best friend that is looking out for you,” Taylor uncrossed her arms and looked at her watch, “We don’t keep shit from each other and wanted to let you know. I have a flight to catch, I’ll see you next semester, yeah?”
Your eyes widened at her, she was being so casual while she insulted your new boyfriend, “Just leave, Taylor.”
Her gaze darkened towards you as your spoke. Taylor stood quietly for a moment, “Fine. Just remember what I said. I don’t trust him and neither should you.”
Taylor grabbed her bag from the kitchen table, as she opened the door Gabriel stood on other side. He seemed to be struggling, carrying a box of donuts and two coffees. Gabriel smiled at Taylor, “Hey! You must be—“
“I’m leaving,” Taylor looked at you, “Have fun with your boyfriend,” she spat. She pushed past Gabriel and ran down the stairs.
Standing in the kitchen, you weren’t sure how to react. You were mostly in shock at what just happened.
Gabriel moved into the apartment, setting everything he held onto the table, “Oh sugar, you’re shaking.”
You looked up at Gabriel, a rush of emotions came to you as he brought you out of your daze, “Can you just hold me?” You questioned, your voice cracking.
Gabriel didn’t say anything, instead he lifted you up and carried you to the couch, “I don’t know what you heard, but I’m so sorry.” Your cheeks become wet with the onset of tears.
“Humans can be cruel,” he whispered wiping away some of tears with his thumb. Bringing you in close he kissed your temple, rubbing your back as you broke down.
PART SIX COMING SOON
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