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witchering10123 · 3 months
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hakoda: you need to stay here and protect your sister
13 year old sokka, whose only point of reference for "protecting his sister" is literally his mother sacrificing herself in katara's place: ok 😃
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bikamalas · 3 years
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for the ask game: on-ji, meng, kya
On-Ji: What do you do as a form of self-expression?
Write! both poetry and prose (and sometimes songs)
Meng: Do you remember your first crush
sadly yes 😔 my comphet crush was this guy named chidi who I was actually largely repulsed by but would say I liked whenever asked and my girst gutl crush was this girl named helga who was nice yo everyone, even me, and I was ah. not very pleasant then
Kya: What is something/someone you would make sacrifices for?
aside from fairly obvious things (family, minorities etc) I’d make sacrifices for myself, specifically my mental health. It’s taken me a long time to, and sometimes I still don’t, but I mostly do.
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whats-a-reading · 4 years
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Hello everyone. I procrastinated on my fic to write a random thing.
Here it is.
Ang Mamatay Nang Dahil Sa ‘Yo (ao3 link)
(To die because of you [the country]).
To die.
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Did you know? The Air Nomads had an army. Fire Lord Sozin said so.
Did you know? The Water Savages may pillage our shores.
Did you know? Ba Sing Se has been taken. Firelord Ozai will carry us all to victory.
Unsaid: He must. Maybe after that, he might then give a single damn about our town.
Unsaid: He must. Half of our family has already given their lives for Agni, it mustn’t be in vain.
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Did you know? The wind tried to warn you. And now it howls at your shores, beating with the ocean in long, mad lashes. This is the price you paid.
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Ozai. The ashes whisper, blown by the wind. You’ve failed us.
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One thousand lashes for the empire.
Ten for every year.
One for every thousand corpses slaughtered on the dirt.
One for every man down in the depths.
One for every five children marched from school, graduated from life in the front.
This is the price the wind exacts. In tornadoes, and hurricanes, and sudden falls. In money blown away and fanned flames. In the whispers, screaming, rasping, howling, for blood.
And they never believe, do they?
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The Dragon Throne has had a long and bloody history. Unsaid: Ozai killed his father, the ultimate treason. And he had no right.
All hail the Throne.
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To die.
There was no better damnation.
Said the little soldier boys, marched off to war.
Said Lee, and Sensu, and Gansu before him.
Said Azula and Lu Ten and Iroh, once.
Said Hakoda, then Sokka, then Katara in turn.
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Said Zhao. Who dared. He dared.
(Zuko, he isn’t dead. No matter what you think.)
He dared. He spit in the face of the spirits. (He shouldn’t have expected death.)
And the price. (Imagine: his hatred or his life. This was what leaked throughout the Fire Nation. There was no choice, in the end. There was none. The Fire Nation had damned itself, snuffed out all the air.)
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To die.
He was a child.
A mere child, meant to decide who lives and dies on a whim.
It wasn’t fair, said the Earth Kingdom generals. The Tyrant should’ve died. There is no justice.
What they’ve forgotten: the spirits were never fair. What they’ve forgotten: the child wasn’t their sacrifice to give.
It wasn’t fair, the families of those aboard the airships and those who fought on the fields and those who boarded the fleet didn’t say.
What they knew: those brothers and sisters, mothers and fathers, daughters and sons, were always meant to be a glorious sacrifice. Burning on the pyre for the nation.
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To die.
Said Jet.
They all had to, didn’t you see? The war has touched everyone in this damned rotten world.
Said the Dai Li right back, for if he wanted to stay with the war so bad, he could die with it in Ba Sing Se.
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To die.
Said Yon Rha.
And Kya made him swallow those words with the last laugh.
It was only fair. One swallow for another. A terrible, piercing scream gave way to horrible hacking as the blood went down, down, and up her throat.
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We’ve marched all the way to Ba Sing Se and claimed it for our own. We’ve taken over half of our enemies. Why should we stop? Fire’s nature is to grow, consume, take. The world is ours, why should we stop?
Why should we stop? Firelord Zuko incredulously repeats.
To the generals, the admirals, the Ministers.
Why should we stop, he roars in a fury. Because you’ve marched all the way to Ba Sing Se. Because you’ve taken enough. Because the country and the people don’t deserve to die. Because it’s time for peace. Because children shouldn’t be in wars.
Unsaid: Firelord Zuko was the latest in a line of boy kings.
Did you know? The Air Nomads are dead. They were pacifists.
Did you know? The Firelord’s friends are from the Water Tribe. The fleet lives.
Did you know? General Iroh fought for Ba Sing Se.
Did you know? Then-Prince Zuko fought for the 41st, against senseless slaughter.
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To die.
That was the final line of two warring Nations’ anthems.
Not that the Earth Kingdom’s was standard. The knowledge has been faded and lost outside Ba Sing Se.
They were never truly just one kingdom.
But they were fractured further with the war. With half taken, beaten, chained. Dressed in red and twirled around in unwitting rebellion.
To die.
King Kuei wanted to move on, to push his subjects to have the goal to live for their country instead of dying, but he didn’t understand.
So many have died, have fought, have paid the final price. Have clashed rocks against deadly steel and flame. That was the reality. There was no moving on. Not when the wound was gaping and open and oozing.
Not when the bureaucracy involved would mean Ba Sing Se would fracture once again if he focused on something petty as a cosmetic change.
To die.
Firelord Zuko was sick of the cult of personality around the Throne. If he could, he would’ve clawed, torn it all down, melted it into the useless slag it was.
But he couldn’t. Bastardizing tradition, they’d say. A scandal this early in his reign, they’d say. And then they’d never listen to anything he said ever again.
There was always better work to do. People needed food and work, first.
First.
To die. (For the country.)
It was a promise, he told himself. He would be the last to do so if he could help it.
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To die.
Aang has seen the world, now. He could have.
He could have killed Ozai.
He really could have.
He could have given the spirits, the departed, the dead souls all lost, their pound of flesh.
But he couldn’t condemn his people to die with the Tyrant. He couldn’t tie their legacy to him. That wasn’t fair.
It wasn’t fair.
He wasn't supposed to be worried about dying.
It wasn’t fair.
So he said no to his lot.
He said no, and the wind obeyed.
He said no, and the spirits guided him.
He said no, and he was a child.
And maybe, now, he thought. Maybe people won’t have to die for war anymore.
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To an era of peace and love.
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ariadnasdiary · 6 years
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Ariadna’s Diary. Ariadna’s route: General Prologue.
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*Note before start: I want to ask for patience, since I’m new in all this of writing and if you see something weird (grammar, mistakes, etc), please tell me since English isn’t my maternal language ^^’. Also: I want to say that the first episodes are going to be somehow like Ariadna’s relationships with all the boys~ Then, I will focus on the main pair which is of course Ariadna and Kino :3 I apologize in advance if any boy is a little out of character hehe~Thanks for reading~! Mun Ari~*
Masterlist // next
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I want to tell my story.
For an average person like me…
To have ended up in something like this.
Sometimes I wonder if this was a punishment I needed to pay from my past life.
Whatever the case was, I can’t complain…
Because, in the end, I got myself into this
I choose this, now I must stand it…
Place: ???
*Car sound*
Ariadna: Thank you!
*car leaves*
Ariadna: Well, here I am! Such a pretty house!
Ariadna: (This man sure has a lot of money to own such a big and antique house~)
Ariadna: (And from what this letter said he even has six sons. I hope they won’t mind me living with them…)
Ariadna: (I knew this was a good idea! Since the moment I arrived to Japan I’ve been able to practice my Japanese!)
Ariadna: (I can’t believe I’m here! I’m so excited to learn many things and to end being fluent in Japanese~!)
Ariadna: ……
Ariadna: (Dad…I bet you would have supported me… I’m about to get to know more about my roots…Your roots dad…)
Ariadna: Please both you dad and God take care of me!
*knocks*
Ariadna: Excuse me!
Ariadna: ………
*Knocks*
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Ariadna: Hello? Is anyone home?
*Door opens*
???: May I help you miss?
Ariadna: Good evening sir! I was told I’ll live here! I have this letter with this address in it~!
???: I see… Please come in. I'll let a responsible member of the household know.
Ariadna: Thank you very much!
*fades*
Place: Living room
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Ariadna: (What a nice and elegant room~! I like it a lot!)
Ariadna: (To be received by a butler…guess this man really is important~)
Ariadna: (But…Why are they taking so much?)
Ariadna: (Maybe…they didn’t know I would be coming today?!)
Ariadna: (I hope I didn’t bother them…)
???: Please excuse the waiting.
Ariadna: Oh! No, it’s ok~! I didn’t wait much!
???: My familiar has informed me you would be living here from now on, is that correct?
Ariadna: (What a tall and elegant guy! And the way he speaks is very refine! Is he a noble or something? WOW!)
???: Miss, have you heard me?
Ariadna: *blushing* Y-yes! Please excuse me!
Ariadna: I was invited to live here! I have this letter, would you like to read it?
???: That would be appreciate-…
???B: So that’s why there was a different smell in the mansion…
Ariadna: ???
???: I see you are already up, Kanato.
Kanato: Reiji, why is there a human girl here?
Kanato: It was her smell that woke me up.
Ariadna: (My smell?! Oh God! But I took a bath before coming here!!)
Reiji: Is what I’m trying to find out. She says she’ll be living with us from now on.
Kanato: Ah~!  Another doll came!
Kanato: I feel like you would be a great company
Ariadna: T-Thanks?
Ariadna: *blushing* (He said I was a doll…)
*Kanato gets closer*
Kanato: *sniff* Haa~ You smell so sweet too~
Ariadna: R-really? Thanks? I think it is my shampoo- kya!?
Kanato: *licks* the taste is sweet too! *giggles* I think I’ll like you, ne? let me have more…
Ariadna: (he’s scary…Somebody take him away from me…)
???: Ne, ne Kanato-kun. It’s not fair to make a move first, is it~? nfu~
Kanato: *moves aside*
Ariadna: (Fuu…that was close…)
Kanato: *angry* Laito, who gave you the right to interrupt?
Laito: Don’t get angry Kanato-kun~ I just wanted to have a look to this cute girl that just arrived~
Kanato: ……*grunts*
Laito: Hm~ such a sweet aroma~ Is it true you’ll stay with us~?
Ariadna: Y-yes. It looks like it…(he also told me cute…what’s going on…?)
Laito: How cute~You are shivering~ nfu~
Ariadna: N-no, I’m not!
Ariadna: (Well, it’s obvious since that Kanato guy was very close and licked me, yuck!)
Laito: You don’t look from here. You came here by accident~?
Ariadna: I gave the taxi this address so I think I’m not?
Ariadna: (This guy is intimidating me…he looks like he’s analyzing me…)
Laito: Is that so~? Then, how about we get to know each other~?
Ariadna: I look forward to…? We’ll get to see each other often *nervous laugh*
Ariadna: (Does these guys knows what personal space is?)
???: I had enough of all this noise!!
*loud crash*
Ariadna: ?!
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Ariadna: (There’s a hole in the wall?!)
Laito: Aw~Not again Subaru-kun~
Reiji: I will discount the repairs from your pocket
Subaru: HA?! Don’t mess with me! Those two are the ones to blame!
Kanato: You were the one that made the hole.
Subaru: Tch…
Ariadna: There’s a hole…?!
Ariadna: (how did he do that?! But he took the fedora guy’s attention…so I’m thankful for that)
???: You are all noisy…I can’t sleep…
Ariadna: (Ah!? How he entered so quietly?! Was he there the entire time?!)
???: I want to go back to sleep so let’s get over with this.
???: You are the girl that man told me will be living here?
Ariadna: W-well, that is what this letter says…
Reiji: So you also knew of this girl’s arrival and said nothing again, Shu?
Shu: I was told just yesterday and it was late… it was too bothersome…
???: Oi! What is going on?! To be bothered at this hour…tch!
???B: Wait for me Ayato-kun!
Ayato: Tch…a new girl…it was for her you bothered me?
???: What is-…oh…no…
Laito: Bitch-chan it seems a new girl will be joining us~isn’t that great? kukuku
???: ……
Ariadna: (Is it me or she looks worried and anxious? It looks like she doesn’t want me to be here…)
Ariadna: Eh…Hi!
Ariadna: My name is Ariadna Koizumi Martínez. It’s a pleasure to meet you all!
Ariadna: I’m grateful for accepting me in your home, I mean it.
Subaru: Why you seem so happy? Don’t you know what you came for?
Ariadna: Eh? What you mean?
Ariadna: I came here to continue studying since my school was destroyed…
Ayato: Destroyed? What was it made of? Paper?
Ariadna: I’m pretty sure it was built correctly…But there was an earthquake-
Ayato: An earthquake? It’s a lame excuse for a school to be destroyed.
Ayato: Besides! Couldn’t that man brought us a better looking girl?
Ayato: She’s also a chichinashi…what a disappointment…tch!
Ariadna: Excuse me?!
Ariadna: (What a jerk! For saying such a thing…?!)
Kanato: Ayato. You don’t have a say in this.
Laito: That’s right~ You already have Bitch-chan~
Laito: Even if this girl had a better body, you can’t change Bitch-chan for Bitchii-chan~
Ariadna: (Why they keep taking about my chest?! I’m still here!!)
Ariadna: (Moreover, what is going on? Is that girl his girlfriend or something?)
Reiji: *sigh* Miss Ariadna, would you show me the letter?
Ariadna: O-oh right!
Ariadna: Mr. Sakamaki wrote me to give these two letters.
Ariadna: The first one was mine and is written down how he invited me to stay here.
Ariadna: He also specify not to open the second letter and to give it to Shu or Reiji Sakamaki
*gives the letter to Reiji*
*Reiji reads*
Reiji: Well, it seems what this girl said is true.
Kanato: What does the letter says?
Reiji: That this girl will indeed be staying here with us from now on.
Reiji: Just like Miss Komori Yui, she’s a guest in the same position.
Yui: Oh no…!
Ariadna: Is that bad? I came here to study in the end…
Laito: kukuku oh Bitch-chan~ You’re so naïve~
Ariadna: Why you say so?
Shu: Why don’t you tell her, lewd woman?
Yui: Eh?…I…well…
Ariadna: (I have a bad feeling about this…)
Yui: Is just that…
Subaru: *angry* You’re annoying! Oi you!
Ariadna: Y-yes?!
Subaru: You didn’t came here to study only!
Laito: Exactly~ You see Bitchii-chan you were brought here as a bride, no… more like a sacrifice to us~ nfu~
Ariadna: Escuse me?! A sacrifice?! A bride?!
Ariadna: No! I came here to study! It’s ridiculous!
Ariadna: Getting married at this age?! It’s nuts! Besides I just met you!!
All: ……
Triplets: HAHAHAHA
Ariadna: ?!
Yui: Koizumi-san…is not to be married what a sacrificial bride is for…
Ayato: haha… this girl is so stupid~
Laito: ha…ha… exactly…you are one of a kind Bitchii-chan~
Subaru: You won’t be “marrying ” any of us idiot.
Kanato: You’re here to fulfill a single task…
Laito: *walking towards Ariadna* Bitchii-chan, we are not what we look like~
Ayato: Damn right! Oi chichinashi, why don’t we show her?
Yui: Eh? Kya?!
*Ayato bites Yui*
Ayato: ha…nhm…
Ariadna: Ah! ¡¿Qué demonios?! ¿¡Qué le está haciendo a Yui-san?!*
Ariadna: Stop it! 
Laito:*from behind* kukuku~ You see Bitchii-chan we are vampires~
Laito: Creatures of the night that feed from the blood of young maidens…like you~
Laito: That’s the reason you came into this house~
Reiji: That’s correct. That’s exactly what this letter you gave us says.
Shu: Although you don’t come from the same place she did… you still are in the same situation like hers.
Ariadna: No…That can’t be! There must be a mistake! I didn’t agree to this!
Shu: From what that man wrote down, you did.
Ariadna: No…he told me I could continue study and offered his home…he didn’t mention anything about being vampire’s food!
Ariadna: Please, let me talk to him! I must ask him what is going on!
Reiji: Unfortunate for you, he doesn’t live here. In this mansion we live just the six of us, his sons.
Ariadna: In that case please take me with him! This is a mistake! Maybe this isn’t the correct place!
Subaru: Shut up! Who you think you are to give us orders!?
Kanato: Subaru is right! You should remain quiet!
Ariadna: But…but…¡No! ¡Yo me voy de aquí! ¡No me quedaré sin hacer nada!**
Laito: fufufu Bitchii-chan is quite funny~
Laito: You think is that easy to escape? Once you enter this house…you won’t be able to get away~
Ariadna: ¿Ah sí~? ¡Solo observáme! ¡Iré a ver a Tougo Sakamaki y le pediré una explicación!***
Laito: If you think he’ll talk to you just like that you are very silly~
Shu: What I understood, she’ll try to talk to that man. Good luck with that. *yawn*
Reiji: He’s very busy and won’t be seeing someone as yourself.
Subaru: Why don’t you get this through that thick head of yours?!
Subaru: If you try to escape…you’re dead. It’s simple!
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Ariadna: …¡No lo sabré hasta intentarlo!****
*Ariadna exit the living room*
Reiji: Her manners seem worst that Miss Yui’s. I must train her severely.
Yui: (Poor Koizumi-san…I should have warned her…)
Yui: (I must do something!)
*Yui follows after Ariadna*
Ayato: Oi! Where are you going?!
*fades*
Place: Entrance
Ariadna: ha…ha…ha…
Ariadna: (There’s the door!)
*Ariadna tries to open the door*
Ariadna: (Oh, no!! It won’t open!!!)
Ariadna: No, no ,no ,no NO! ¡Abre! ¡Abrete por favor!*****
Ariadna: Let this door open *struggles*
???: Fufufu you can’t escape Bitchii-chan~
???: You will be such a great addition to my collection…fufu
???: Stop this already! You can’t escape, deal with it!
???: This is troublesome…just shut up already…
???: This girl lacks the basic manners, how disgraceful she looks. 
Ariadna: (This…what have I done…?!)
Ariadna: (There’s no escape…?! Father!! Mom!! Akane!!! God!! Save me!!)
Ariadna: (Anybody…)
???: Just give up already… *someone grabs her by the neck*
Ariadna: I…can’t…breath…
Ariadna: …Please…Kanato-san…
Shu: Oi Kanato… He also told me not to kill her. I don’t want to deal with him.
Kanato: You’re annoying…
Ariadna: (My consciousness…is fading…)
Ariadna: ……..
Ariadna: (All… is getting…dark …and quiet…is this… my end…?)
*black fade*
???: Stop it please…!
*black*
Ariadna’s monologue:
How it ended up like this?
Vampires…are they really vampires?
But the force he applied to my neck…
was unnatural, inhuman…
Vampires are supposed to be fictional creatures…
But right in front of me…there are six.
Now…I think I understand the look that girl was giving me…
Like she was trying to warn me to run away…
But the thing the hurts the most…
Is that I got myself into this…it’s all my fault.
God, father, mom, Akane…I’m scared!
I should have obeyed and listened to you! Please, come and save me!!
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End general prologue
translations:
*: Ah! ¡¿Qué demonios?! ¿¡Qué le está haciendo a Yui-san?!
–>Ah! What the hell?! What are you doing to Yui-san?!
**: But…but…¡No! ¡Yo me voy de aquí! ¡No me quedaré sin hacer nada!
–>But…but…No! I’m leaving! I won’t stay here doing nothing!
***: ¿Ah sí~? ¡Solo observáme! ¡Iré a ver a Tougo Sakamaki y le pediré una explicación!***
–>Oh, really? Just watch me! I’ll go see Tougo Sakamaki and I’ll ask him for an explanation!
****: …¡No lo sabré hasta intentarlo!
–>…I won’t know until I try!
*****: No, no ,no ,no NO! ¡Abre! ¡Ábrete por favor!
–>No, no ,no ,no NO! Open! Open please!
Bonus:
In the heat of the discussion:
Yui: Laito-kun, how is it that you understand what Koizumi-san said?
Laito: You want to know Bitch-chan~?
Laito: You see~ she spoke in Spanish which is very similar to French~
Laito: I understood the general idea~
Yui: You know french Laito-kun?
Laito: Who knows Bitch-chan~? Nfu~
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Yandere V3 Girls
Yandere V3 girls! On an unrelated note, I’m going to be playing around with the blog theme and icon today to make everything look prettier. If the blog looks super weird for a minute or two, that’s why! Said by Mod Iruma.
AKAMATSU KAEDE
She tries to be a good girlfriend, really. But she just can’t help that pit in her stomach when she sees you staring at someone else.
What’s this feeling…? She doesn’t know.
So she googles it.
The results all are really unique, but the result that catches her eye first is one that talks about ‘yandere’.
After reading the article over, Akamatsu comes to the conclusion that this article is the pinnacle of true love and that she should try this “yandere” thing out.
So one night, she approaches someone that stared at you for just a second too long.
“Hi… I saw you looking over at my partner, and look. They’re mine! So, like… if you just keep your hands and eyes to yourself, that would be great. If you don’t… uh… I might have to kill you. So be careful!”
Beat.
“H-Hey! Stop laughing at me, you…!”
It takes your entire allowance to bail Akamatsu out of jail for bashing someone’s head in.
YONAGA ANGIE
Angie starts to bring strangers into your house, claiming they’re going to help her with blood sacrifices!
You shrug it off - you know blood sacrifices are non-lethal - but you can’t help but feel that the strangers look really, really familiar.
When you ask Angie about it, she just giggles.
“We’re all comrades under the light of God! True followers of the faith can recognize the greatest sinner or the greatest believer on sight!”
You recognize that she’s just bullshitting, but you just let her do her thing.
You do get kinda worried when they start screaming from the other room; blood sacrifices aren’t THAT painful, are they?
Eh. You don’t question it. Angie’s been in a better mood than ever before lately, and that’s all that matters to you.
You love getting home every day, because a slightly bloody glomp awaits you.
CHABASHIRA TENKO
Chabashira has been really, really fired up to teach you Neo Aikido lately. You’re excited, but... not nearly as excited as Chabashira is. Nobody could be, honestly.
You show up to the scheduled practice later that night, but for whatever reason, Chabashira’s in a really bad mood.
“You forgot your gi! Ugh... I thought you were gonna be serious about this. But no matter! Come here!”
You walk over and get slammed in the face by Chabashira’s hand.
“...That was for that male degenerate that you toler- wait, no! I mean, sorry!”
She’s an awful liar. But you pretend you didn’t hear the first part.
The entire practice is pretty much a “Chabashira-Vocalizes-Her-Inner-Pain-By-Attacking-You-Over-And-Over” session. By the end of it, you’re less eager to learn Neo Aikido than ever.
“So! Tenko really enjoyed this lesson, did you? Because if you did, she’s holding another session tomorrow!”
From the look in Chabashira’s eye? You know it’s not a choice.
YUMENO HIMIKO
You get a feeling that going to that party last night was a bad idea. Especially having so many drinks.
But Yumeno just kept on buying them for you, over and over, in between all of those glares she was shooting at anyone who got within a one inch radius of you.
You also remember something red spilling... must’ve been that cocktail Yumeno bought for you.
You groggily wake up and stumble into Yumeno’s Magic Room (don’t come in without knocking!). You go in without knocking.
Inside are about 20 bodies of people that you know spoke a word to you last night. Including a cat that hopped on your lap.
Yumeno is fast asleep near a fire she started, covered in ash and soot. She apparently didn’t have the energy to get rid of all of the bodies.
“Mm... never... again... mmm... too much work...”
You want to scream and call 911, but judging from Yumeno’s state, you doubt she’d go on a masacrre again. You hope.
And anyway... if Yumeno went to jail... you’d never see her again. And if she didn’t, what she might do to you is...
You grab your blanket and cuddle up next to her, and fall fast asleep, ignoring the dead body pushing into you.
HARUKAWA MAKI
Figuring out Harukawa was a yandere was easy. Confronting her about it was not.
“Hey, have you seen my friend from school lately?”
“No,” She says, while wiping her bloodied hands on the table mattress. “Why?”
“Harumaki, do you know what happened to that guy I was talking to at the bar?”
“Not a clue,” She says, throwing some more wood into the incinerator. The arm is still sticking out. “Why?”
You finally get the guts to sit her down for an intervention. But before a word comes out of your mouth, you feel your wrist get enclosed in a crushing grip.
Harukawa leans close and begins to whisper in your ear.
“There’s nothing to worry about. Nothing at all. You understand?”
Her nails dig into your skin. You frantically nod, and get rewarded with a condescending smile (but a smile all the same).
After the intervention - which intervent-ed you more than it did her - she’s far more open about her killing sprees. It’s not uncommon for you to walk into the kitchen and see her chopping up some poor guy that bumped into you yesterday.
It’s weird how you slowly grow used to it. But it’s the only way you can cope.
IRUMA MIU
“Yo, sweet-cheeks, look what I just invented! It’s called the “Keep-Shitters-Away-From-People-I-Am-Sexually-And-Perhaps-Romantically-Attracted-To 2000”!”
She pauses.
“Or just “FUCK OFF 2000”. Either or. Here, let me show you what it does!”
She points it as this guy that asked for your number the other day. You can’t stop her from pulling the trigger.
The guy is vaporized into dust. You scream - but it’s the dead of night, so nobody hears you.
Before you can shriek at Iruma how monstrous she was for killing that person you barely knew, she suddenly goes week in the knees.
Sweating harder than people do when they get accused for murder, Iruma looks at you with puppy eyes.
“Erm… you’re the only person who really likes me for me… so… when I saw you lookin’ at this good fer’ nothing little whore… I thought you were gonna leave me… so…”
She points to her death ray. You shudder.
“I ain’t gonna use it on you, but, y’know. If anybody looks at you the wrong way, KYA HA HA! They’ll face the wrath of IRUMA MI-”
You furiously nod your head and pull her into a hug. She giggles and teases you about being a really horny bastard, but that’s not what’s bothering you.
...You shiver with the realization that no matter what you do, you’re never getting away from the glorious, genius, terrifying inventor Iruma Miu.
TOUJOU KIRUMI
You begin to realize something’s wrong when you and Toujou go to investigate a crime scene (a maid accompanies her master everywhere, it seems) and you notice a few… well…
“Hey, Toujou-san, weren’t we here last night? The exact time the guy died?”
She hands out some drinks to the police force and gives a curt nod.
“And this guy died in the bathroom… weren’t you in the bathroom for a really long time, or…?”
She explains that she had to take care of some womanly affairs, as she organizes some of her master’s (the head detective) evidence.
“And don’t I know this guy? Didn’t he make a pass on---”
Her glare tells you to shut up immediately or there will be dire consequences. You do so.
She drops the detective as her master shortly after (and he quickly dies a horrible death), and decides to move the two of you across the country for her new job.
You don’t complain. You’re scared of what would happen if you do.
SHIROGANE TSUMUGI
It’s hard to read Shirogane, harder than you could ever expect. Once she walked into your room with a huge stab wound and she was acting as if nothing was out of the ordinary.
So you’ve learned to take care watching her and making sure she isn’t doing anything… rash.
Especially after you found a pile of bodies (all dressed up in cosplay) in the basement.
Shirogane’s nonchalant attitude about it was even worse.
“Honey, I’ve read your whole internet history. I know how much you get off to yanderes on a daily basis! Since I’m so plain, I thought I could spice up our public life by---”
You shoo her away and tell her that although you “appreciate” the gesture, killing people is really unnecessary.
She sheepishly bows and promises not to do it anymore.
(You still wonder why screams come from Shirogane’s bedroom sometimes. You brush it off as her watching a gorey anime.)
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