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#you guys are crying and cuddling in the middle of a giant puppy pile filled with love. kids ffs
crimeronan · 1 year
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luz and hunter are the funniest hand in unlovable hand pair of all time because they are patently fucking NOT hand in unlovable hand but they are both SO CONVINCED THAT THEY ARE. hunter and luz out here like "i'm gonna destroy and kill us both we're gonna take this whole world down with us i am the cancer in your blood i am the monster under the bed we're evil and wrong and bad and MIRED IN SIN" while the rest of their giant family who all love their lovable asses so fucking much are watching them like "for CHRIST'S SAKE. can you PLEASE just eat a fucking meal. and STOP BEING CATHOLIC"
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Snowy Days
This is the request I promised earlier! a little bit of plot to move things along, but for the most part, it’s just some cuteness.
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Milagro Reyes-Wilkes knows better than to think she can sleep in on vacation. 
“Mom! Dad! It snowed!” 
“Mami...” Milagro jerks awake as her sons burst into the room. Ten-year-old Ben dances around the bed while four-year-old Max climbs up the sheets. She shakes her head, smiling softly at her pouting baby, nudging her husband with her foot.
“Babe, the boys are up.”
Colin groans, pulling his pillow over their head, grumbling, “We agreed: before eight a.m. they’re your boys.”
Milagro rolls her eyes as Max climbs into her arms. “What’s wrong, mijo?”
“Esta muy frio, Mami,” Max shivers, clinging to his stuffed monkey. Milagro kisses his dark hair, cuddling him. “No le gusta.”
“Si, Mami lo se. But it’s going to look so pretty soon.” Milagro lets him cuddle into his arms, loving her cuddly, pouty boy.
“Dad!” Ben jumps onto Colin’s back. That wakes him up. Colin rolls onto his back, clearly groggy as hell. “You gotta get up! It snowed!”
“‘For sale: one jumpy kid, will take the best offer.” Milagro kicks him under the sheets. “What?”
“No selling my boys.” Ben crawls over to his mother, mismatched eyes shining at her. She can already tell what he’s going to ask, in the way only a mom can, “Breakfast first and then we can go out in the snow, ok?”
“Ok, Mom!” Ben bounds out of the room. 
“I’m telling you, Mil, that kid is part speedster.” Colin rubs his eyes. Milagro gets out of bed, passing him their younger son. He carries Max to the already bustling kitchen. 
“Hi, Auntie Milly!” Two little girls race past them to the kitchen table. 
“Baby Dolls!” Jai comes running down the hall, chasing a dark-haired little boy in monster jammies, “No powers inside!”
“Good morning,” Damian yawns, scratching his head, “I see your children woke you up as well.”
“Your kid is 13.” Milagro points out.
“She was complaining about her cousins.” 
“Definitely your kid.” Colin yawns. The Wayne Winter lodge is large enough that the adults get their own rooms, with a few rooms to split their kids into. Ben’s already at the breakfast bar, happily chowing down on a bowl of grits Jon made, chattering away at quiet Peter Kent. Damian’s daughter, Asha, sits with Charlie Kent, discussing the logistics of the superhero movie they’d watched the night before. Lily and Milly Harper-West giggle with M&M Kent. Their little brother, Luke, tugs on Lian’s sleep pants. Lian scoops him into her arms, kissing his little cheek.
“Welcome to the chaos.” Irey laughs into her coffee mug. “I think we all told the kids the same thing.”
“Breakfast before fun?” Milagro gratefully takes another cup of coffee from her friend. 
“Still not fair, Mama.” Asha pouts. Irey kisses the top of her daughter’s head.
“It’s my job to ruin your life, kiddo.” Irey teases. “Also, that movie didn’t take into account the fact most heroes don’t run in a straight line when something’s falling.”
“Three steps to the left and you live.” Lian laughs. 
“Asha, did you see the video with the baby elephant--”
“With its teddy bear?!” Asha squeals with Charlie about the cute animals. Damian yawns as he takes a cup of tea from Irey. Asha makes a face as her parents kiss good morning. “Mama! Baba! That’s gross!”
The adults can’t help but laugh. Mar’i makes her way into the kitchen, carrying her youngest daughter. Laney sneezes, whimpering in mar’i’s arms.
“Is Loo Loo ok, Momma?” Charlie’s dark brown eyes flash with concern for her baby sister.
“She’s ok, starling.” Mar’i runs a hand through her oldest daughter’s blonde pixie cut. “She doesn’t like the cold, remember?”
“Me too...” Max pouts at Colin, who had set him at the breakfast table. Colin chuckles at his pouting son. 
“I know, bud. Dad’s completely unfair.” He sets a bowl of grits in front of the toddler, “Eat something and then you can have all the cuddles you want.”
“Remember the last time we were here?” Lian asks her friends. “Don’t think we were up this early?”
“After the space juice the night before?” Irey laughs. “Heck no.”
“Mommy?” Lily tilts her head.
“Yeah, baby doll?”
“What’s space juice?” 
“Something that you aren’t allowed to drink until you’re thirty.” Jai tells his daughter. 
“I think it’s a grown-up thing,” Milly whispers to her twin. 
“Like when Momma and Daddy wrestle in their room?” M&M asks. Jon turns dark red while his friends and wife laugh. 
“I thought you said that’s how Lukey got in your belly, Mommy?” Milly asks her mother. “You let Daddy--”
“Who’s ready to go outside?” Lian asks. The distraction works, sending their kids flying to their rooms to change. “Jai, remind me to never let you near me again.”
The next forty minutes or so are filled with kids changing into snow clothes and searching for missing clothes.
“Mom!” Ben shouts from the front room, “ Donde estan mis botas y mi abrigo?”
“Boots are in the garage and coat’s hanging up in the front closest, mijo,” Milagro smiles down at Max, pulling on her sweater. “Don’t you want to play with your cousins, Maxie?”
“Later...It’s too cold...” Max might share more of her features but the look he gives her is pure Colin. Of course, she has to pick her sweet boy up and carry him out to the porch. She joins Lian and Irey on the porch swing, watching their husbands play around in the snow with their kids. Mar’i brings Laney out, the little girl wrapped in an extra blanket. 
“Come on, Pete!” Ben shouts to his cousin. Peter laughs and helps Ben throw snowballs at the girls. Asha and Charlie take cover, retaliating in turn. “Give up! You girls don’t stand a chance!”
“Never!” Asha shouts back, pelting him with a snowball. While the older four battle it out, the middle four are hard at work making snow babies. 
“Look, Daddy,” Luke points to the little pile of snow with two stones on it, “Look what I made.”
Jai kneels down, smiling warmly at his son, “Looks great, Little Man.”
“Daddy! Daddy! Come see our stuff,” Jai’s pulled to the side by his daughters, laughing as he goes. Jon helps M&M finish her snow baby, giving her a high five. Damian and Colin have joined opposing sides to the snowball fight.
“Some things don’t change,” Milagro notes. Laney starts coughing in her mother’s arms. 
“Loo Loo?” Max looks over at his cousin. He crawls across his auntie’s laps, patting her back. “It ok. You be ok soon.”
“Tanks, Maxie.” Laney snuggles closer to Mar’i.
“Poor thing. Is she ok?” Lian asks.
“Yeah. I mean, she was a preemie so her immune system isn’t great.” Mar’i kisses Laney’s ginger curls. “My sweet starling.”
“Uh-oh.” Milagro gestures to Colin, Damian, and Jai huddled together while Jon helps the all the kids build a giant snowman. “They’re plotting.”
“Ok, guys, let’s see who can find the best arms for the snowman,” Jon tells the gaggle of children.
“I  can!” 
“No, Milly, I can!”
“I’ll beat all of you!” Asha shouts, running ahead. Jon watches the kids head to the edge of the woods, still within sight. He doesn’t see Colin, Jai, and Damian sneak up behind him. They tackle him, which is no easy feat when dealing with a half- Kryptonian. 
“COLD!” Jon yells as his friends shove snow down his pants. Once he regains his footing and pushes them off, Damian, Jai and Colin fall to the side, laughing. Jon glares at them, “V-Very fu-funny.”
“Hey!” M&M shouts, runnning towards them, “You can’t do that to Daddy!”
“I-It’s ok, honey.” Jon heads towards the house. “I’m going to change my pants.”
The mothers notice their older children huddle together, conspiring, as their husbands stand up, still laughing.
“Daddy!” Luke starts towards Jai, before tripping. Jai’s posture immediately changes when the little boy starts crying. Ben and Asha start wrestling, too violent to be for fun.
“Hey! Ben!”
“Asha Nuri!”
The men run over to the kids, Jai stopping to pick Luke up as Colin and Damian pull their children apart. That’s when Asha shouts, “Attack!”
“AAAAGH!” The seasoned heroes are genuinely caught off guard as the eight children wrestle them to the ground, shoving snow down their fathers’ pants. Once the kids get a fair amount down, they race towards the porch. Their laughing mothers will protect them. Laney and Max giggle hysterically in Mar’i’s arms.
“Oh my god,” Lian snorts. Jai, Colin, and Damian make their way to the porch. “I’ve never been prouder as a parent!”
“Aren’t you going to punish them?” Jai grunts.
“No!” Irey laughs, “You all totally deserved that!”
Jon comes out with new dry pants as the other guys go inside. He raises an eyebrow at the women on the swing, “Do I want to ask?”
“The kids just got revenge for you.” Milagro kisses Ben’s head. “And our husbands are pouty because they deserved it.”
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“Asha, come snuggle us!” Milly moves her stuffed puppy to the side. Sitting crossed legged between Milly and M&M, Asha smiles up at Irey, who hands her a cup of cocoa.
“Thank you, Mama,” Asha sips the cocoa, getting whipped cream on her nose.
“I supa man!” Max jumps off the armchair and onto the pile of pillows. Colin’s never looked more offended in his life. Laney jumps after Max, squealing as she lands.
“Cha-Cha,” Laney toddles to Charlie, pulling her sister’s hand, “Wights? Wights?”
Charlie looks over at her parents, a silent request for persmission. Jon chuckles, “Go ahead, cowgirl. I’ll get the lights.”
The kids squeal when he turns the overhead light off. Charlie’s dark brown eyes start to glow, changing color as she opens her hands. Sparks from the fireplace turn to flittering fairies flying across the living room. Luke giggles as a little fairy pulls on his sleep shirt. Laney and Max toddle after a pair of fairies, Charlie keeping the illusion just out of reach. 
“Ok,” Colin nods, “I’ll admit, your kid’s powers are pretty dope.”
“This is nothing.” Mar’i watches her daughter with a loving smile. “Starling, do you want to tell a story?”
“Can I, Momma?” 
“Of course.” Jon and Mar’i take pride in the way their daughter stands in front of the fire. Charlie’s gained so much confidence since they adopted her seven years ago. The living room fades away, leaving them all in the middle of a forest, trees higher than any they’ve ever seen before.
“Once upon a time, in a far off land overrun by bandits and outlaws, there were eight misfits.” Charlie retells one of her parents' old missions in the fairytale setting. Her powers allow them to see exactly what she describes. Her cousins and siblings watch in wonder. Even the adults get lost in the story.
“Alright,” Milagro notices Max yawning and rubbing his eyes. “I think it’s bedtime.”
There’s gentle whining from the kids, but for the most part, they go without too much of a fight. Milagro tucks Max into the bed he’s sharing with Luke. Lian kisses Luke’s head, chuckling. “I see Max sleeps just like Luke.”
“Butt in the air?” Milagro laughs softly as they tiptoe out, “He’s just like his father.”
“Same.” They meet their friends in the kitchen to have a small nightcap. Mar’i hands them each a glass of whiskey. “I forgot you have a thing for hard drinks, Princess.”
“Blame my parents.” Mar’i shrugs. 
The conversation isn’t like the ones they used to have. When their lives were a balance of civilian vs. hero, all that mattered was school work, bets, missions, training, and whatever weird turn their conversation took. Now, they talk about work lives, new recipes, suggestions of new places to visit, and their families. But it’s so much easier now for them to appreciate everything they’ve gone through. 
Days like today remind them why, nearly 20 years ago, they formed their ragtag team to save the world. So they could one day have them
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