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asscrackcreed · 2 years

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breaking down this fic for no reason other than im bored - i stopped at chapter 24 i cant do this in one go so maybe a part 1

its such a white perspective clearly because malik doesnt come home from a party and after panicking that his mums gonna kill him she doesnt say anything and ??? idk the fact that they drink they’re not religious in any way shape or form despite the fact that religions especially islam have a heavy cultural impact so theres no excuse as to why hes a complete atheist. ik this fic was made in 2014 but damn these ppl hate muslims fr we never get rep in fics??? anyways altaïr is a complete homophobe and has a little flirty banter with des but thats his cousin ? uhm. des is like ‘no dont be homophobic’ and then says ‘nvm ur not relevant enough to be cancelled’ thats just chapter 1 btw

malik has a blog where he shits on altaïr and he made it after accidentally sleeping with him because uhm he has nothing better to do… this is so OOC even if altaïr is a complete homophobe and misogynist i cant see malik make an anonymous blog and everything to call out his immorality… PURELY for his immorality its not like a tumblr blog he made sassbadgers just to shit on altaïr… and then he has a moment where he responds to an altaïr stan, she says hey women are made for men and malik was like i dont believe in any religions so im not responding to that but thats an L for you anyways cuz wtf

ok but islam literally says that women are humans and shouldnt be treated like sexual objects wtf do u mean ? this is a basic principle? youre mum is muslim? hello.?

HE WAS BORN WHERE.

then he continues to laugh at said delusion fan for thinking shes married to altaïr… i know ppl like that are real… but this adds nothing to the story and given 2014 the whole ‘women getting involved in my gay ship’ drives me insane

this series does not have to be 75 chapters btw its full of fillers and irrelevant shit like why do i need to read about malik getting on the bus texting kadar for giggles idgaf

altaïr likes christmas but hes not religious my man ur dad was muslim and ur family did nothing to uphold that? huh? are they all islamophobes?

why does malik keep referring to altaïr as Mr Ibn-La’Ahad if he has no respect for him why is he addressing this guy appropriately just call him a bitch and get it over with

malik in this fic is a pretentious bitch. stop using big words just cuss him out and go taking so much time just to tell me kadar cant read big words - chapter 6 btw

leonardo and malik being roommates is cute tho i’ll give them that - at some point leo has a crush on malik i think to stir the tea but it doesnt work because… they’re too alike in this fic? they finish each other’s sentences type of alike not every gay man needs to date each other fuck sake

WHY IS MALIK TELLING KADAR ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE IS THAT NORMAL… I DONT TELL NAT ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT I DO EW and why does kadar keep asking ‘when are u gonna tell mum’ this really really really fucking annoys me as someone with a religious mum can kadar stfu shit like coming out to someone who doesnt seem alright with it is practically dangerous?????

yk how ppl said altaïr was aloof for not catching on al mualims evil plans - yeah they seemed to really fucking run with this trope good god hes so dumb its pissing me off this isnt altaïr - he says hes not bothered to take care of his stock shares or whatever ??? the source of their grandmas wealth HUH… tf do u mean ik its pre development altaïr but he wasnt neglecting responsibilities he was just a huge fucking asshole that fucked up cuz of his ego so what is going on here

im not reading this shit theres SOOOOOO many convos and NOOOOOOTTHIIINNGGG HAPPPEENNNIIIIINNGGGG

so altaïr thinks the writer behind sassbadger is a woman and is tryna flirt with ‘her’ its funny and i like it tbh but shit drags so slowly ffs

ig they’re falling in love but altaïr and malik message eachother about how maliks being nicer to him… but the reason is so dumb ‘because u purposefully make videos for ppl to laugh at u how can u be okay with that?’ what. isnt he homophobic and misogynistic what are u talking about. how is that a reason to be nicer either shit on him or stfu

also it doesnt make sense if u dont like someone esp because of their morals then… u wouldn’t interact with them on a happy social level i dont like that maliks already like bantering with him

Malik: Hey

Leo: Hey!

Malik: Sex?

Leo: Weren’t u meant to be studying

Malik: Well Im not

maybe im nitpicking rn but man the sex is so awkward like no foreplay? no setting the mood? the little convos dont make sense like if hes asking for sex hes clearly not… gonna study…? like what this author is so OOC with everyone

DES EZIO MALIK AND INTERNET PPL KEEP TELLING HIM TO STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE AND HIS RESPONSE IS ‘im not gay! i dont like gays! keep ur dick away from me!’ wheres the critical altaïr gone this isn’t fun to read the writing itself isnt bad its just like… so much and so little happening at the same time why dont you tell me how hes so afraid of being gay instead of telling me ezio is an ‘ally’

why did they make maria thorpe… posh? is it cuz shes british?

if altaïr and malik are falling in love in chapter 15 wtf is gonna happen for the other 60 chapters ???

altaïr slept with claudias friends ? that feels weird uhm

also i forgot to say malik ended up moving in with leo or smth and then he was like no im going home i didnt quite pick up why maybe i was scrolling too fast but do u see what i mean? so much stalling that adds nothing to the story

the world building was going well it was really interesting seeing how the family works idk why they villanised giovanni but yk whatever william miles was a shit dad and des ran away to his grandma who cut william out of the will and giovanni took williams side cuz des was ‘being a lazy boy’ so he got cut out too and despite the auditores being rich and having 4 production companies to their name they’re still assholes who treat des like shit except for ezio and claudia now altaïr wants justice

see? going well interesting story so why tf are they making altaïr exotic and saying he knows 10 languages ffs - ‘English, Arabic, Hebrew, Spanish, German, Italian, French, Russian, enough Finnish to ask directions and very little Korean.’ i wonder why they’re all (but two) european languages… what does he need to do with all those languages tf how exotic

ok so uhm altaïr fought ezio cuz of the whole des thing uhm very counterproductive but now they have matching lips scars. this is so silly thats the only word i can think ezio wasnt even involved with des’ situation even ezios like wtf are u attacking me for i… is this the only way altaïr could get a scar? tf

again kadar doesnt need to tell his brother hes gonna masturbate tf is wrong with this author

kadar liking a muslim girl is nice tho

??? ITS RAMADAN? YOU CANT HAVE SEX IT BREAKS THE FAST… if it was during the night it’d be fine just have a shower asap but i mean. COME ON.

ik altaïrs not religious but he eats ham…

how does the author know all these words… wdym ‘surah’ dont tell me the authors muslim

whys altaïr fighting ezio AGAIN weve established it doesnt help anything

#assassin's creed #ac #ac1 #altmal #altaïr ibn la’ahad #malik al sayf #idk what to tag this #fic review #text

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rottingsparrow · 2 years

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Part 6! Of rereading Lore Olympus. Ep 51-60

On these next few parts i really just kept ranting oops. Also I just keep getting busier and forgetting to read more, but I haven't caught up with what I've read yet and that's the only thing keeping me going. Does anyone read these? Last part:

Ep 51

“What about my brother” artemis please its kinda clear at this point

So did hermes question anything or

“ i have no right to be jealous” yeah also theyre just friends dude

“Oh but hermes liked persephone” no hes a gay man argue with the wall(/j)

Why they got eels

I love how tall and slender hecate is seeing as like eventually everyone dissolves into one shape

Yes im over exaggerating what about it

Who are the fire people i love them

Bro imagine dying and like “finally free from this hell where i have to work all the time” only to be put to work when you die

“Everyone should get a fair trial with the king of the underworld” i agree but wouldnt that take forever too like there are so many deaths all the time

I literally get so tired of hades in this episode mfer has such a lack of control in his emotions

like . are you physically unable to have a conversation with her without losing it so you gotta ice her out??

“I cant accept gifts from employees” i mean yeah if they are trying to bribe you its just fuckin food man

Also this part minthe keep it in ur pants ur at work

Ep 52

Wow all women hate persephone bc shes so gorgeous so they treat her bad and like make out with her crush

My point got lost there but you get what i mean like women cant just exist they either are used to compare persephone and show how good she is or uplift her

Im not saying you cant have mean women please do but the way it all comes together just. :/

Persephone is like trying to hard to be nice and friendly and hades just kinda sits there like an idiot smh

Hermes my beloved

I want bakalava now

How would she have a driver's license demeter kept her in the mortal realm you think she would let her get that

Why do they want a car thanatos you have wings my guy

I mean. Did you die hades?

Also smth to ask before hand lmao thats on you

Hecate, agent of chaos, my wife, my everything, my-

Ep 53

I know hecate has reasons to do things but i like to believe she doesnt and she does what she wants

Theres no way minthe sounds happy on the phone when she knows its just hecate

Nah nvm shes probably scared of her

How. how does anything get done at this place

Hades can you. Can you treat her like a friend or even a worker instead of a crush its not that hard youre a big guy

I love the eels

The moment when the artstyle changes randomly and you have to get adjusted to a new one

Hecate is now a different shade of blue what

Fuck you hades putting all your emotions on a 19 y/o

Unfortunately he does treat her like any other of his employees hes just. A shitty boss

“Oh no she thinks im mad at her” yeah dude ur acting like a dick

Sorry this just pisses me off

“Shes like me” she just like me fr

Why is the building confusing what do they gain from that

Its actually so rachel doesnt have to remember the layout

Ep 54

“Is she angry” no shes tired wtf do you think

I know rachel tried so hard on the “please dont grab me” panel girl was sweating

Personally id just leave if i was the reporter but ig he needs smth

Asking for a statement isnt the bad thing its the grabbing and like pressuring yknow

Do they have close ties

I know its supposed to be casual but i wouldnt hold my mothers friend/ business partner. Whatever their lie was, like that

Idk how i would actually im going to be thinking of that

I do like how she has a trigger but im gonna be real i dont think its ever brought up again

Sure you could say she is just good at avoiding it but idk

“I dont always get to do what i want” you literally do unless it doesnt help the story

Rereading has made me see how many things are in place for the story that disappear when not needed

“Man im a lousy tour guide” and a lousy boss :D

I do just want to make sure you guys know how much i hate hades as a boss

Ep 55

Its a lobby. Thats funny ill laugh at that

“That not exactly what we do here” what do you do

I havent read greek mythology in so long

“They may become hysterical” please explain psyche i saw i reply talking about how we didnt see her reactions to phone

They were so right that mustve been fucking bonkers

How do they ease them into it? Do they go through all the years of technological advancements just quickly??

Who is hecate talking to

Let her get the jacket make hades pay the designer to make another one

Also only 3? Like 20 id get but 3? Nah

“Why is she employed here?” you were there yesterday minthe remember she got an introduction

I think hades needs an HR department yknow what

“ a coveted position” PLEASE JUST EXPLAIN THE JOBS AND THE WORK LADDER

I agree with hecate except no one treats it like a work place

Not even you really lmao

If they are scared of her why would they go bitch to her esp if they know she doesnt care

Small medium cause shes so petite but she has curves bc shes gorgeous and-

Rachel smythe sniped me :/

How did she put that on

Ep 56

Whose the green person in the back poseidon idk

Also glasses again :)

“Stop staring at me with them big ol eyes”

Yes i already made the joke its funny tho

meg/persophone is my otp /j

Seriously its already more healthy than hades gotta be honest

So nice of her to let her borrow it how is she gonna return it. They talked more im sure but its funny to think that she actually doesnt know who meg is

Why does his hair get longer in the mortal realm get up

Omg does he have extensions that would be so funny

“I have to have control” yeah you do its gross

I love persephone fury look tho

Wait why did her hair grow

I get like thats the style in that time or whatever but

“I for one find you terrifying” is such a cute line not gonna lie

Persephone why do you look like youre trying to kiss him

“How can she be doing better than me” because zeus is married

I feel like thats obvious

Blue nymph obviously evil she has to be shes a woman and-

But also i forgot her name. Tha. no uh

Its thetis :)

Ep 57

“My visions arent always correct. But they are most of the time” is such a sloppy line

Omg i forgot that hera was the reporter

Also idk how her visions work but couldnt it have been literally anyone? How does she think shell narrow it down

Persephone you are wearing a skirt thing be careful

Also. dont push off people chest just generally

Her hair got much longer but i can excuse this one bc shes using her powers and they tend to coincide

“I gotta inspect that volcano” yep. Sure is a volcano

“But once they die theyre all in service to the underworld for the rest of the eternity” is there a way to die after death bc that sounds awful

Ok but why do they have to wait how does that earn you money

Like no i get the like immediate ride for a obol or whatever but why 100 years. You lose out on so many laborers for a while that way

I love Styx hand in marriage

Haha why is she bald in the last panel

Ep 58

“Reminds me of a younger me” is supposed be like a red flag but was zeus not chill during his formative years

Why does he get so mad a her vision genuinely

Also like why he get mad about her guessing apollo

I know i know “reputation ruined and so is ours” people change yknow also i do second guess your ability to choose olympians

Spit on him queen

This is one of the spots where i feel like rachel was just pushing to make zeus a bad guy. Not like a dick but actually antagonistic qualities

“I prefer the financial benefits of ongoing unpaid labor” haha so funny /s go fuck yourself

Yeah theyre dead and have nothing else to do but damn

“Why would my mom hide it from me” i mean. Thats fair but youre the one that calls her like hovering so i doubt she wants people trying to sex you

I mean fertility doesnt have to mean sex its more than that also one second

Nvm i googled it i was gonna say hestia was a goddess of fertility but shes the goddess of home a stuff my bad

Arnold reaction meme

Oh why is it dangerous

No i know why lmao

Persephones jaw goes from ) to ] in a matter of seconds

“Just stay away from tower 4 until we get to the” THE WHAT??? THE WHAT

Thats not a joke the sentence ends there

“OH you said yes!’ to you helping her like friends do

Ok but how will he know its her

Ep 59

Yes persephone you communicate clearly!! Be healthy!!

I love the flower nymphs personally i know everyone says we dont see persephone be close with them but its the little things i think

“I literally have no idea why you want to be here” me either hades

Haha flower nymphs are dumb! Village people! Haha racism

No i know thats not what shes saying but the racism of nymphs is overlooked

Me, everytime she was handed something pomegranates: :OOOO ITS THE!! ITS THE THING

No minthe has a right to be upset id be pissed if id have to change someones entire schedule

Not the snapchat filter

Why is his name big spenda thats so funny

Ep 60

As someone who has been jealous before i have to say this isnt healthy

Like duh but so intense for someone you barely know

Hades, watching her in silence: wtf is happening

Im glad she realizes its unhealthy

Ok i know i said they dont ever bring up the “any time any place” question but they do here which reminds me that that deal should no longer exist now that hes her boss

I dont think hooking up is bad esp when they werent in a relationship tbh

Like now she is in a relationship so yeah its bad

I love snarky chat that is the most real thing in this comic

“ we need to do smth about persephone” or yall could do your jobs. Kooky idea i know

She is still flirting with thanatos which is bad

Yknow assuming the boundaries her and hades set was monogamy and no flirting

And yeah hes flirting too thats also bad

#anti lore olympus #lore olympus #my opinion #lo critical #lore olympus critical #random thoughts

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milkacchan · 4 years

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Request for anon: Class 1-A finding out the reader works at hooters or somewhere like hooters during their third year

Requests are open again!! Feel free to send something in :)

For those of you who dont know, hooters is a restaurant where the waitresses where short shorts and tank tops. ITS ENTIRELY CONSENSUAL AND HOOTERS IS KNOWN FOR PROTECTING AND TREATING THEIR EMPLOYEES WELL. Please don't come at me in the comments that I'm promoting sexualization of women especially when its THEIR choice. Thank you 😌

• They went to the restaurant as a joke

• I repeat, AS A JOKE

• Class 1-A decided to take off some tension, they'd take Kaminaris idea and just ridicule the place.

• It was supposed to be fun and you had said that the specific type of food they serve was your favorite style so they figured why not

• Not the restaurant

• Just the kind of food they served

• jus clarification

• you usually had superior food taste

• Unfortunately you would not be joining them as you were already busy

• With what? They didnt know. You didnt exactly give specifics

• What they weren't expecting was to see you, smiling at a table, in uniform, writing down an order in a little black book

• Those shorts were REALLY short.

• And that tank top was REALLY tight

• And you weren't expecting the entirety of your class to be starting at you when you turned around.

• Your face went red.

• Jirous grinning, so is Mina.

• Denki is short circuiting along with Sero

• Dekus just having a rough time

• Baby is torn between covering his eyes and staring

• "Is that why she upped her work out?"

• Kacchan flicks his eye. "You dumb bitch, no."

• And they're having a stroke when you end up being their waitress.

• You're quiet literally pushed over

"Why can't you take the table-" you groaned to your coworker

"Because I don't want twenty something kids,"

"But the tips-"

"They're broke I dont want them. Go on now,"

You groaned and carried over the menus.

"Hey guys, welcome, I'm (Y/N) and I'll be your server for today-"

• Kaminari snorts,

• Todoroki is confused

"We know who you are, (Y/N)"

"Shut the fuck up," you hissed. "I'm required to say this. My manager is looking."

• You smile again, going from fuming to bright. "Can I start you off with some drinks?"

• They're having a stroke

• they're all having strokes

• Shinsou didnt sign up for this

• But he's not complaining either 👀

• Shoji is SO glad he's wearing a mask rn bc he's definitely red

• Tokoyami is fighting the urge to cover you up, he himself is a little red too

• He was just worried you weren't okay with it

• You quietly reassure him later on that you're okay

• Bakugou is feeling a little weirded out seeing one of his closer friends in revealing clothing but also really he doesn't care

• Like he's seen you in less as the beach or a lake

• Or during a work out

• He's 100% wondering when you got the job

• And it makes sense now that you've ditched some hangouts

• how do you even have TIME to work

• Kiri thinks you look good

• The girls are AMAZED because you're pulling it off so fucking well and you look like a GODDESS

• The shyer boys are fr thinking about death

• It sounds so nice rn

•You agree

• You also want death

• Poor Sado, He's avoiding looking everywhere, especially you

• Kaminari is DEFINITELY getting smacked after this

• Dude

• Aoyama is THRIVING

• He can FEEL your ego from across the room

• Seros just fucking vibing

• So is Kaminari

• They think is AMAZING how different you act here

• All smiles and Thank yous and jokes

• That's NOT how you act at school

• Honestly they're pretty content watching you work

• Greet other people, laugh with the kids, overall they're impressed by the hospitality you show

• You're in a full face of makeup and you've got on dangly earrings and a star stud in your second piercing

• You even turn your attention to the TV to watch a few minutes with the sports patrons.

• Shouto wasn't too affected- I mean he just wanted food, he didn't really care who served it

• Though he did have to admit that you did look good

• Momo, Shouto, and Iida DEFINITELY leave big tips

• Like 40% of the bill tips

• Partly bc that's what they're used to doing bc of family

• But also you're their friend and you dealt with all of them

• Suck on that rude co-worker

• Speaking of Iida, he's 100% a mess

• He's blush and stuttering and he kinda wants to go home but at the same time he DOESNT

• I feel like he eventually sinks into it and goes with the flow

• Momo is lowkey gay for u I'm ngl

• So is Mina and Jirou

• Shhhhh it's a secret

• They don't want you to know

• The entirety of the class will keep an eye on you to make sure that nothing sketchy happens with any of your other tables

• They know you're 18

• And you can take care of yourself

• But they cant help but be worried

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jojosbabe · 3 years

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Personal post do not interact. Personal vent. Im just gonna say it.

One thing that pisses me off. Ok. Look. Im kinda sick of fangirls/guys who wanna do shit with yuya (a very underrated character btw.)

And completely forget or ignore his girls just to ship him with a dude. Particularly keicho? (Which i dont understand anyways,why the hell him?! Yuya with josuke makes more sense because they actually fucking interacted?! Tho i dont ship any canon characters together. And i dont see josuke liking yuya that way. If its anything, it one sided. But thats besides the point. Keicho nijimura wouldn't even be worried bout certain people if he did live. He'd be more focused on trying to heal and be a better person. Or help them stop kira. Like fr. Ugh.)

Like bitch. No. Yuya is poly (at least i headcanon him as poly. Its somewhat obvious and many people also hc that). He loves his girls too. So if your gonna do yuya,you gotta do him and his girls,thats how poly works dumbasses. Fuck outta here. (Srry i just get heated with that kinda bullshit)

I dont care if you draw good. Fuck your art. If you gonna be fetishizing two men. Just to shaft a woman or poly relationships. I wont stand for it. Poly already has been underrepresented. And poorly respected. (Look you can love your bf as well as gfs. But if you dont draw or write bout the women too it becomes a very toxic and one sided relationship and thats a nono for poly relationships especially)

So please. Keep your hands off of yuya if you aint gonna write,draw,or do him right.

He deserves respect.

He aint even my fave character. And i get pissed when people do this shit.

Keicho is one of my fave character tho. And is very underrated and im sick of people getting his character wrong!!! Like keicho nijimura did not die for you to go and treat him like a piece of meat for your ships.

Dont bring him back only to treat him like some side meal fantasy.

Thats why i cant stand jojo fans and anime fans. Pisses me off.

We have amazing characters. And stories. And all you do is boring basic shit.

Im sick of minor antagonists being reduced to canon fodder or backdrop character development for main characters too. But thats for another rant.

Anyways. I love this one artist. An amazing artist. But i dont like their attitude towards yuya and keicho. I hate that ship. And it infuriates me that they keep his girls in the dark,or cuts them from their art. Just to ship keicho n yuya. That pisses me off. Just no. You dont say yuya is poly and then never draw or show his girls(im not talking about just drawing them once either,you draw them all or none at all) Thats just fetishizing two dudes together. And i dont stand for that bullshit.

I already have trust issues with jojo fans. An anime fans in general.( Manga readers i dont for some reason.)

So please. Stop treating yuya and his girls. Like their your fuck toys for your ships. They deserve better than that. Thank you.

This is just a personal post and vent. These are peeves of mine that just make my blood boil and skin crawl. I don't like people like that. I really don't. Like i dont care if they a popular artist in the fandom. You aint some megastar. You do poly shit right. Or you get the axe.

I dont like the ship,i really dont care for ships other than self shipping. But if you gonna do a damn poly ship. Do it right. And do it healthy. Bih.

End rant.

#personal vent #personal post do not interact #personal post do not reblog #im sick of it #im sick of seeing poly relationships getting treated like shit #im not poly but i know people and friends who are #some are jojo fans too and they loved yuya because he could be seen as poly and they also didn't like people who ignore his girls #im just irritated at the blantent erasure of women in jojo fandom #and the crap people write bout keicho nijimura #ugrhhhhh

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