#you may call me a bitch

[hypnotic-kink]

Toxic people ….”Just get your shit … and go”

You’re dismissed ~~ now go.

#toxic people #hypocrite #let it go #leave women alone that post their pics already #your rules apply to all except yourself #so childish #yes i blocked you because you are obsessed with posting about me. Always keep your enemies close they say but enough is enough #Don't u dare disagree w/a narcissistic Dom ..lol #you may call me a bitch #but i'll *never* be your bitch 💋

[michaeljoncarter]

i can't even pretend to appreciate all these girlboss redesigns/"updates" of female characters that seem to have had zero thought put into them beyond making her outfit more quote unquote "practical" anymore. like.. not saying i like the fact that every other woman runs around with their tits and ass out while all the dudes are fully clothed, but it's just like. please. for the love of god. if you're gonna redesign a character, redesign the character! don't just ctrl+t & drag the fabric down to cover her legs and call it a day!

idk!! like i realize this is a stupid, nitpicky little pet peeve, but there's just something so patronizing about someone resting on the brownie points they think putting a previously "scantily clad" female character in some uglyass pantsuit version of her original look will net them instead of bothering to put a little thought & effort into it and actually come up with something new for her? tits-and-ass designs are egregious & kinda annoying, yeah, but at least it (usually) feels like there was actual thought put into them lol

#this may be a super unpopular take i realize but its just....... rhrrgbnhb #going through the tpbs of waid's legion & there's concept art included #and the level of thought & detail is just !! #i don't even like this version of the legion that much but god the designs were so good #so very character-specific & made with so much care #whereas every rebirth redesign so far has just looked like these bitches went to h&m and called it a day #and it's extra annoying because these are characters that have existed for soo long at this point #like if you really just wanted to cover her up (which again. i don't even disagree with. at ALL) #she probably has like 376957656 alt designs through the years that you could pull from #instead of just taking the default outfit and making it boring hhrhgnv #it's so annoying!!!!!!! it's such a small thing i know but it IRRITATES ME!!!!!! #every day you see the most creative original gorgeous de-skimpified fan redesigns and then u look at what canon's doing #and it's just. the absolute least.... every time.... hate

[arcticwaters]

got a sub to dropout recently and the first thing i did was check out the seven, which i adored and fell even more in love with ms @quiddie than i already was. so i once again offer my one and only gimmick.

(bonus the ones i ended up shipping)

#dimension 20 #the seven #the seven d20 #my art #aabria had some of the sickest moments of dnd i've ever seen; that harpy fight was only topped by emily's thunderstep from acoc #''sir may i action surge'' GIRL?? we stan fighters in this house #antiope and sam made me realize how much i go apeshit for foil ships you can NOT establish two characters as narrative foils #because my brain WILL immediately start blaring the "otp alert'' alarm #then she called her baby girl??? bitch i am gone. i am but a simple gay #hm.... yelle should be fluffier... damn

[sexynetra]

Olivia Lux is collecting selfies with my favorite queens tonight like they’re fucking infinity stones

#sated only by the knowledge that she cannot get Marcia and Robin because that would be the ultimate KO #also if you haven’t wished Robin a happy birthday may I wish you a happy go die???? that’s my baby that’s my girl #anyways I love all these bitches #and this may be sacrilegious to say especially with me being who I am #Olivia might be the prettiest??? #she’s just. so stunning #her face card is crazy #my mom saw a few eps of s13 last week and was like pointing at her going that one with the high cheekbones and perfect smile? #she doesn’t even need to do anything to be beautiful #she’s stunning #and mom was so right #mom is always right when she calls queens hot #I don’t remember the context but she recently pointed out a very hot person and went wow they’re beautiful they look like Sasha Colby #and I went gag that’s such a high compliment #anyways Anetra u look stunning #Sasha love the hair #and Jackie out of drag I know I’m a lesbian but I’m in love with you for real for real #drag race #rpdr #RuPaul’s drag race #anetra #Sasha Colby #Jackie cox #Olivia lux

[bijoumikhawal]

"no one reblogs anything nice about biden" that's because none of you post about the good things the decrepit sack of flesh has done without jerking yourselves off about it. You can't let the good thing speak for itself, which alienates others from spreading that information because they dont agree with the unnecessary shit you added on. You're doing the electoral politics equivalent of "reblog this or you're a bad person" additions (which we have all agreed are incredibly annoying) on posts that are otherwise good and have a point.

#cipher talk #A few times I have wanted to reblog such posts but again! Could not with the masturbatory nonsense #And maybe this sounds like bitching but some of you are two degrees from 'anarchists get the wall' with your DERANGED #Conspiracies about us costing you the 2016 election (1- there aren't enough anarchists 2- Hillary won the popular vote) #So when I don't want to associate with shit that's often related to that it's because you REALLY don't like people like me #And a smart anarchist knows when most Americans get like that they start executing anarchists for crimes they didn't commit #You may not directly support that. But you will easily be swayed to make apologia for it as it happens #(Cough look at Cop city and remember that Biden has in fact called anarchists and enviro activists extremists at risk for terrorism)

[tagswoman]

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#hi hello! #i'm the woman who speaks in tags exclusively #you may call me Hashtag #Hashbrown #Hash #Tags #Astrid #or whatever else! #i am here simply to clutter up tags with my words #because ocassionally my speaking will interfere with actual tags #i don't care #pronouns are she/they #i'm ace #and panromantic #mostly i'll reblog or else i'd have to actually use the textbox #but i'll ocassionally post my own thoughts #fandoms i'm in: #undertale #deltarune #uty #ut yellow #anything Undertale related in general #rainworld #dead cells #i love riverperson and i'll die for them #i'll ocassionally say hi with Tra La La bitch #just when it's unexpected or i'm unrelated #that's it! #goodbye! and thanks for reading

[i-hear-a-sound]

ppl who judge ppl’s “goodness” as a person based off only things like how they look. how they talk. etc. they’re Daph Enemy number One

#I’ll judge a bitch based on whether or not they are actively awful to me! #not because they have acne have like a lisp have a monotone voice or god fucking forbidden STUTTER FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME #it’s not just ableist it’s just fucking mean!!!!!!! it’s mean as shit stop that bs #and hell I still tell myself to work on this shit. I may have Tourette’s and do a LOT of this shit (i struggle with articulation a FUCK TON #that doesn’t mean I still don’t have some frankly ableist ideas that I need to shove the fuck out of my head!! #and even then im proud of myself for at least ACKNOWLEDGING THAT. some ppl do it blatantly and don’t give a fucking shit #also this extends to those who call anyone they don’t like narcissists. sociopaths. ur so ableist you don’t even know it. goomba stomp!

[a-s-levynn]

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#i may have broken two fingers on my left foot 👍 #i was rushing and kicked the doorsill/treshold (or whatever you call it in english) so hard i almost cried #and i have considerably high pain tolerance #it was ca 3 hours ago and it is still kinda throbbing #and if i try to move it.. it hurts a lot #i can't put weight on it #so it is a high chance i broke both #maybe even the third one as well? #it's the middle ones #well we'll see by tomorrow #it just so me.. like #my leg is fine it's finally in a good phase and all.. of course i manage to fuck it up 👌 #man i'm a disaster i cannot even begin #i'm just bitching i have broke fingers on my feet before it's not a big deal #just annoying #levynn cries about nonsense #levynn tries to think

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

hate how im now at a point where im legit like kicking my legs and grinning like an idiot over fictional characters SEND HELP

#take One Guess who im talking about. YES ITS KOI BOI #hes so prettyyyyy and cute and lovely and i love looking at him i wanna hear him speak and laugh and sing just AAAAAAAAAAAA #(turns to my own brain) BITCH WE ARE MEANT TO BE AROACE WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH TWO FICTIONAL CRIMINALS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING????? #my brain: (that fuckin anime girl gif from evangelion (i think??)) #like fuuuuuck man is it self shipping if u use a proxy? like. hes an oc but he's a stand in for me. he is me and i am him but we also arent #he is his own person and i am my own our lives are very very different but i use him to express love for Mad Dog and Koi Boy #cause they could actually love him if i were in their world i wouldnt stand a chance but my boy has one so he loves them for me #its far easier to imagine him kissing them than it is for me to imagine myself kissing them but that might be because im wired weird #idk it *feels* like it counts yknow. my dumbass out here gettin jealous when i see a Certain Ship cause like i disagree with it on #a Fundamental Level. and on TOP of that half the time the art is so CUTE and im like 'motherfucker that should be ME' or i guess my lad but #STILL am i making sense?? doesnt help that i worry im like. misreading what content i have but also fuck you i can do what i want and also #i get him more than yall kgyugkhjhk (jk jk. Unless) basically when i call them my boyfriends i fuckin mean it #look its Real Missing Nishiki Hours i love him i wanna kiss his perfect face someone shoulda shown him love i could save him and he could #make me worse <3 I Want Him #and do not get me wrong i may be focused on him but Majima is still my wifey too!!! hes mine you cant have her <3 #i just have koi boy brainrot i very much desire them Both (YES THAT MIGHT BE WHY I SHIP THEM TOO LOOK I ALSO THINK THEYD WORK WELL TOGETHER #OR AT LEAST HAVE A FUN DYNAMIC TO EXPLORE I SHOULD DATE THEM AND THEY SHOULD DATE EACH OTHER WE ALL HAVE 2 HANDS) #might delete this in the mornin who knows but im feelin silly i wanna talk about them i wanna talk about my boy but idk if ppl would really #GET IT yknow i can think of maybe Two People and that INCLUDES bestie but just aaaa point is i love my koi boy so much hes so lovely <3 <3

[widevibratobitch]

took a bunch of clothes to my mom's to wash them since my washing machine is still down and she said 'ill do it dw about it' and threw my favourite white top in with the colours. i no longer have a favourite white top :)

#and i cant even be mad at her because her husband is dead #lol and lmao #anyway the top is now the ugliest greyish minty colour and it looks horrible #normally i wouldnt mind. like there were two white tops and the other also got dyed and idc #but this one had a more unique idc shape? whatever you call that. and it was one of the very few crop tops #that really made me feel good about my body. like not even 'ok i guess i dont look like something that crawled out of a garbage bin' #but genuinely 'good' #and it feels so stupid to be this upset over such a small thing but i feel like ive been at the very limit for the last few days #with everyone fucking crying around me #that this genuinely feels like a tragedy to me rn lol #anyway im being nice and i keep saying its no big deal and nvm but ig you can see that im upset #so now SHE'S mad that I'M mad even tho im not even being a bitch about it im just Sad lol #kms #anyway i feel like shit and it all feels so overwhelming and to think that ill have to spend the long weekend in may here too #my dad and his gf will be at my place in wrocław going to concerts cause there's some sort of festival #all my friends will be chilling and having fun #and i cant even go to prague or vice versa because ill have to be here. having the time of my life with my mother and my grandpa #losing my mind and getting panick attacks in the bathroom lol

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Bhaiya ki yaad aari :(

#ek to sar dard se fate ja raha tha #upar se mera baap chikchik karne lag gaya #to mai to hu hi chutiya beth ke rone lag gaya #mumma saw and started fucking guilttripping me #'i bring you here for two days because i have missing you the whole month and then you cry every time and ruin it all' #'you only cry to hurt me because you dont want me to be happy' #nahi chutiya hu na mai to jo do din khushiyon ki talaash mai aa jata hu #I need my bhaiya bro :( #I need someone who won't call me a pathetic manipulative bitch just for crying #kaha hai veere :(( #and now she wants me to stay with her for three more days so I can't even talk to him on WhatsApp #I hate maate sometimes #don't I deserve to be comforted #why are my tears a tactic to make others cry and not simply my own fucking emotions #dni #unless you're chiru or raman veera #or aki or kal di

[talentforlying]

standing before you today to say that the jld writers' choice to assign constantine the house of mystery, aka the one that belonged to cain, was a WILD move and SHOCKINGLY emblematic of a lot of who he is as an archetype, particularly in relation to his family: as betrayer son and brother, defiler of his father's house, favorer of bloodless sacrifice yet steeped in the opposite, the first killer (or so he believes), cardinal sins of pride and envy, murderer of those he claims to love, liar to the face of god. cursed forever to walk alone, city-coded, shielded from vengeance but unable to shield those around him, slaking the earth in blood where he only ever wanted to sow, an eternity of regret is not enough to repair the damage he has done.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #mind you most of these descriptors are either self-inflicted or driven into him by his father. but do we See the Vision #like babes i don't like a lot of what new 52 did to him but i fucking LOOOOVE what the house of mystery stands for #reason 92479 why i Also go insane about cain + abel imagery with manny the angel too because bitch: You Are Also Cain #manny and nbc constantine? that is cain leading a new him down the same path so he can pass the cycle off and finally be free #that is 'i will steep your hands in blood so that mine may look cleaner' #ALSO why i go feral about the serial killer that killed constantine's dad being called 'the family man' #and why that bit from jubilee's about cain's house collapsing and killing him in the same year as adam's death makes me assign thomas Adam #it's all a wee bit too judeo-christian for hellblazer i fear but for new 52? i'm eating that shit with both hands like a feral raccoon #the ONE redeeming factor for me is that goddamn house of mystery #also there was an spn thread i had some years back with my friend livi (bestie i miss you) where demon dean gave john the mark of cain #and i STILL think about that shit daily. he would think it was appropriate and either bear that shit stoic or lose his goddamn mind #( character study. ) A WALKING PLAGUE OF A MAN.

[pankomako]

had a vision this morning

#gangs bay #strength aint worth much if you dont know the proper way to use it #shipwreck does NOT know how to fight properly. Sharky on the other hand #he knows where to hit. shipwreck instigates a fight and it's over as soon as it begins #shipwreck collapsed in a heap on the ground w sharky standing over him like 'i told you so bitch' #it's for the better anyway. neither one would want to actually beat the other up too severely. they care too much to do that #it's like that snapcube shadow dub clip #'you may be the Dont you ever fucking call me that again I'LL KILL YOU-' *smash cut to him defeated* 'not if i kill you first :)'

[succubi-tch]

So I might lose my heat because the douchebag propane gas service that my dad is enrolled in to refill every few months.... has evidently not refilled our propane tank in a few fucking months as the capacity is measuring below 5%. And they don't want to come out today lol

#my dad checked it by chance while walking the dogs #when he first called they said they were going to come today #then they called back and said #''well it can last 4-5 days under 5%'' yeah bitch ASSUMING its the firsy day its dropped under 5% and not the third or fourth day. #because who fucking KNOWS how long its been so low because you fags havent been refilling it. like youre fucking supposed to. lol #hate me normies who see 5pm and become allergic to literally any kind of work or any sort of exception to any emergency whatsoever #like sorry cuntress is my impending heating emergency impeding you from getting home on time? #refill my fucking propane tank you bitch lmao. fix your wrongs AS IS your responsibility to do so. #disclaimer: cuntress and bitch are being used gender-neutrally in this rant. any worthess man woman or otherwise nonbinary person may be a #a cuntress or bitch in this context. anyway #its 36° and dropping. :)

[arsonist-twink]

ever check up on ur ex and be like wow. youve fallen off without me

#like wtf happened 😭😭😭 #how tf do you just. instantly become boring the second we break up #also this man glowed the fuck down like #wearing knee length khaki cargo shorts when hes like 5'2 #you dont pull it off you look like an elementary schooler in his little uniform #babes i am so much hotter now what is this #dyed my hair bright red started dressing how i actually wanted to because you wouldnt call me cringe for it #i smile more now #and you still cant make your stupid fucking bowl cut look good. #l + ratio + you're a fucking creep now too who's dating men who don't respect your gender identity because they know you have low enough- #-self worth to date them without thinking twice about it while im still with the amazing man you left behind because you couldnt appreciate #-him giving you absolutely everything he had #i may have made a promise to stop 'spreading rumors' about you irl but no one on tumblr cares about you so #and either way warning people that you're a selfish unhappy bitch who will promise to be there for them and then leave when their fucking- #-mom dies is not spreading rumors. thats telling the truth to make sure you dont hurt anyone else #WOW #okay that was #a lot #SORRY TUMBLR FOLLOWERS YOU DONT NEED ALL THIS????? #THIS IS LITERALLY JUST CUZ I SAW HIS STATUS WAS 'now who want me' ..... #anyway #merry christmas if you celebrate have a good night if you dont im going to bed #kinda vent #vent tw #just in caseies

[righteousliar]

not to be sad on main but I miss my mom

#especially our phone calls #she always had some wry take on something that found a way to make me laugh #grief tag #may as well toss that in there #but yeah i just really wish i could talk with her right now #I'd feel a lot less crazy if i could just call her and joke about how weird my life is right now and beg for some advice #even if realistically I'd take about 23% of it and ignore the rest to her ire #I'd kill to hear her tell me that it'll be fine. just one more time wouldn’t be enough but I would still take that in a heartbeat #i just had my 25th birthday recently and it felt so empty to experience a milestone without her #i know it's not that big but it got me thinking about bigger milestones #and it all snowballed from there #my dad and i have also been having trouble since earlier this year for reasons relating to her passing which has thrown a wrench into things #i wish i could call my mom to ask her how she would really feel about it. or just bitch about the situation for a while. #as it is it feels like my only two options are to grin and bear it at a detriment to myself or to speak my mind and hurt the relationship #and while she may not have a simple answer ready for me she would still listen to me and emphasize with my point of view #while also pointing out when I've gone way off base and have misunderstood the situation #idk um. if you got this far thanks for reading my ramblings ig? #mumblings