[enters my own room] damn bitch you live like this?
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Why not order them now, or set a phone reminder for a more convenient time to do that?
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i think it's great when someone tries to pull off a tragic self-sacrifice in a story and there's at least one guy who's just like "no this is fucking stupid actually. you're an idiot." about it. because it kind of is. i love a good tragedy but let's be honest with ourselves if a friend tried to indulge a noble sacrifice fantasy would you not be a little annoyed. like come on man.
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i feel a normal amount of emotions about this fictional woman i promise
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Actually that makes for a really funny poll idea
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mysterious mist or something like that
toof version bc i like both. even if silly.
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Aurora borealis over Lake Erie tonight!!!
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Out of curiosity
And put the fandom its from in tags if you like
reblog for sample size yadda yadda
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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine
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sleeping on the couch because there’s a wasp in my room. it’s the wasp’s room now
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reblog for sample size !!
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Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.
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Hast thou thy morning meds consumed?
Off with ye, then, and do so!
(And also should’st thou some water imbibe.)
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i did my best to include lots of birds. sorry if i missed your favorite or miscategorized it! i am no bird expert
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